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@0xymaroon

2 years

Hookups are okay. But I wanna f*ck you and feed you and care for you and support your goals and do sh*t with you and cheer for you and help you out and cuddle with you dammit!

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@0xymaroon

7 months

Remove SEX from a relationship, you will realize a lot of people have really nothing to offer.

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@Mickfelloff

8 months

What opinion about relationships will have you like this?

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@0xymaroon

3 years

At 36, I have outgrown random hookups na. I find it exhausting. My goal now is to have sex with someone I am madly in love with.

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@0xymaroon

2 years

Don’t be deceived by these quiet geeky introverts. They’re the horniest I swear. 😈

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@0xymaroon

1 year

Would you ever delete your socmed accounts for a healthy relationship?

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@0xymaroon

3 years

Normalise sending nudes to trustworthy alter friends. 😇

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@0xymaroon

3 years

Eye contact during sex is top-tier sexy. 🔥🤤

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@0xymaroon

2 years

Truth is, beneath all our casual sex encounters, one-night stands and hookups is the longing for emotional intimacy and genuine committed relationship. 🥹

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@0xymaroon

4 months

Best sex comes from silent guys who everyone thinks they're naïve and innocent but oh boy they're the legit porn stars in bed. 😈🤭

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@0xymaroon

2 years

Liking your thirst traps & nude pics doesn’t mean I want to have sex with you. Yes you’re yummy but more than that I support & cheer you for your positive body image regardless of how society & popular culture view ideal shape, size & appearance. Ganun yun wag kang ano 😅

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@0xymaroon

2 years

Sex is good, but I want the things that lead up to it: the slow kissing that turns into passionate kissing, the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, licking, biting, heavy breathing, the pauses while you catch your breath. 🤤 Then the sex. 💕

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@0xymaroon

1 year

Normalise finding love in your 40s. Normalise discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30s. Normalise finding yourself and your purpose in your 50s. Life doesn’t end at 25. Let’s stop acting like it does.

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@0xymaroon

8 months

If we end up as lovers, make sure I'll be your second priority. I want your first priority to be you, your goals, your career, your ambitions, your future, your well-being. Do not ever let me be your distraction from achieving what's best for you.

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@0xymaroon

2 years

Normalise sending nudes to your sad alter friends. 💋

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@0xymaroon

2 years

To my future partner: don’t make it easy for me. Just be ur beautiful, confident, intelligent & successful self. Difficulty & challenge make u valuable. Allow me to make a large investment of time & money in u. Only those who truly persevere in the quest to win u are worthy of u.

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@0xymaroon

1 year

I want a relationship where the flirting never ends <<33 🥹

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@0xymaroon

1 year

Sex is good. But just imagine it’s 3am, you are standing on your balcony with your partner in complete privacy & suddenly he pulls you closer & kiss your forehead while saying ‘I love you’. Isn’t that way better? 😇

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@0xymaroon

1 year

Have you ever had sex soooooo good you told the person thank you after it? 😋

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@0xymaroon

2 years

Probably the age but at 38, I find hookups exhausting na. Just invite me for coffee or lunch/dinner and let’s talk about our dreams & aspirations, heartbreaks and regrets mga ganun. 😅

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@0xymaroon

7 months

I want to marry into a functional family: the one who would invite you to birthday parties, holiday dinners, family reunions, etc. or yung gagawin kang ninong ng anak ng pinsan nya. I want to be able to go get breakfast and groceries with my mother-in-law or mahjong with my

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@0xymaroon

3 years

I don’t really have a lot of friends and I’m perfectly fine with that. 😇

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@0xymaroon

2 years

Being alone and single is so… PEACEFUL. 😇🥰

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@0xymaroon

2 years

STOP CHECKING THEIR PROFILE THEY DO NOT MISS YOU!

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@0xymaroon

4 months

Me in my 30's: I could never date a younger guy. Me in my 40's: Come here bebe boi, sit in daddy's lap. 🤣

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@0xymaroon

7 months

At 40, I would rather have eight hours of uninterrupted sleep than have sex tbh. 😅

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@0xymaroon

3 years

How many of you have saved someone’s reputation by not telling your side of the story? 😑😶

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@0xymaroon

9 months

My weekend idea: Pick you up. F*ck. Cuddle. Disney + for a few hours. Eat. F*ck. Cuddle. Shower sex. Cuddle. Eat dinner. Drink. Cuddle. Sleep. Morning sex. Breakfast. Super intense sex.

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@0xymaroon

2 years

Please stop getting upset over late replies we have life to live and things to do. 🫤

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@0xymaroon

9 months

@inquirerdotnet Kung matalino ang mga Pinoy malamang hindi ka naging Senador. 😏

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@0xymaroon

3 years

Stop giving your 100% to someone who gives you 50%.

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@0xymaroon

2 years

You know you’re an adult when you get excited to just go home. 😅

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@0xymaroon

3 years

Morning sex: proven to be more effective than coffee. 💯💦

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@0xymaroon

3 years

I pray you never again get attached to a man who IS NOT FOR YOU. 💗🙏🏼

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@0xymaroon

1 year

SEX with INTROVERTS won’t be a quick, wham-baam-thank-you-sir type of thing. Most of the time, it will be well-paced, intense, pinag-isipan. And yes expect a lot of cuddles. 💯😇

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@0xymaroon

3 years

Our mental health issues do not qualify us to be unkind to anyone. Ever.

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@0xymaroon

6 months

Never EVER talk someone into loving you, staying with you, calling you, caring for you, coming to see you, staying faithful to you. If their love for you is pure, genuine and honest, it will come naturally to them—without you asking for it.

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@0xymaroon

2 years

DO NOT VOTE for LOREN LEGARDA! DO NOT VOTE for LOREN LEGARDA! DO NOT VOTE for LOREN LEGARDA! DO NOT VOTE for LOREN LEGARDA! DO NOT VOTE for LOREN LEGARDA! DO NOT VOTE for LOREN LEGARDA! DO NOT VOTE for LOREN LEGARDA! DO NOT VOTE for LOREN LEGARDA! DO NOT VOTE for LOREN LEGARDA!

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@0xymaroon

11 months

Parked car conversations at night >>>>>>>>>

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@0xymaroon

6 months

May we never be the reason why someone who loved so purely, so genuinely, doesn't any more. May we never ever be the reason someone giving up on that part of them because they have been lied to, deceived, abused, taken advantage of, played on, ghosted, unappreciated and cheated.

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@0xymaroon

10 months

Stop forcing relationships. Sometimes your soulmate is money. 😌

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@0xymaroon

6 months

We all just want to be with someone who doesn't disappear when the love gets tough. 🥹

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@0xymaroon

6 months

Believe it or not: our self-worth need not be validated by a romantic relationship. 😇

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@0xymaroon

3 years

Appreciate genuine friends who will never tolerate our bad behaviours. ☺️

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@0xymaroon

7 months

As you get older, only the low-maintenance friendships survive. The ones's who aren't worried about a sudden rain check or immediate responses. The ones who understand that each one of us has our own busy lives and battles to fight. The ones who know that friendships are supposed

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@0xymaroon

2 years

Why are gays soooo good at stalking? 💯🙌🏼

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@0xymaroon

2 years

May we all learn to heal from one person, without needing another. 🙏🏼

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@0xymaroon

1 year

Boomers: “39 and still not married?” Me: “2023 and still not minding your own business?” 😏😏😏

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@0xymaroon

1 year

Have you ever been attracted to somebody’s voice? ‘Coz it’s a real thing. 😅

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@0xymaroon

10 months

30s may be the new 20s but 9pm is the new midnight. 😴😴😴

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@0xymaroon

7 months

Half of an Ilonggo's problems are because of our accent and tone of voice. Everyone thinks we're 'naglalambing' or worse flirting when in fact we're just simply talking. 😅

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@0xymaroon

4 months

At this day and age, napakaswerte mong nilalang if makahanap ka ng isang partner/jowa/asawa na loyal, faithful at hindi mapanlinlang. 🥹

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@0xymaroon

5 months

Nobody flirts better than someone with no intentions to commit. 😐

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@0xymaroon

6 months

I like a man whom I can disagree with, debate with, poignantly argue with— tapos makeup sex after. 🤭

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@0xymaroon

7 months

Private people know how to post on soc med regularly and still live a life you don't know anything about. 😉

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@0xymaroon

2 years

And why are we still single? 🥲

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@0xymaroon

2 years

People persistently asking me for meet up. Dude, even my neighbours see me by mere luck. 😅

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@0xymaroon

8 months

May you never make that mistake of falling in love with someone you should've only fucked once.

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@0xymaroon

6 months

I feel like half of my moots here who are single right now are jowa/hubby/wifey material and no one at their right mind knows how to handle such a great package. 🥺😢

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