WILL I EVER GET TO 6800 FOLLOWERS OR DO I NEED TO PERMANENTLY TWEET IN ALL CAPS AND CONVINCE PEOPLE TO SEND ME $7 MILLION WORTH OF ETH TO GET ATTENTION THESE DAYS?
Ngl $ASS is the best IP I’ve had to work with for a memecoin since someone shoved Harry Potter, Obama, Sonic the Hedgehog, and the number 10 into one word and slapped “Inu” at the end of it.
@r_schuder
@ArchegosKegger
@texasrunnerDFW
the best part of this is they’re asking “what’s going on with Airbnb”—as if the platform itself is to blame—rather than questioning the economic activity required to sustain their business…kind of says it all
@krassenstein
went to catholic school growing up so not only was the Bible in our school but it was part of the coursework (had religion every year)
Can confirm that there’s plenty of sexuality in there… actually a pretty interesting challenge.
Made a lot of mistakes in NFTs this year but my biggest was not getting into
@ThePlagueNFT
earlier...
@Pons_ETH
is definitely one of the smartest people in the space... I'm done sitting this one out.
Bro they let
@Pons_ETH
into the cool section and he dipped on the kids’ table expeditiously. Despite his self-righteous drama-shaming on the TL this man is the ultimate diva! Coping. Seething.
My timeline is all seals:
Seals airdrop farming.
Seals launching memecoins.
Seals launching sub-communities.
Seals printing on ordinals.
Seals breaking Cardano.
Seals stacking $PIXL.
Seals closing in on flippening MAYC.
Seals are everywhere.
Sappy Seals.
Base is ripe for a memecoin that isn’t blue or base or bald themed.
Chain reminds me of my time as the
#1
Algorand influencer when everything had “algo” in the name.
And Brett is lame.
0xC9a1f104FBbda8b8752946f7D56d59D28284037f
I would throw the $DOUG chart up and tell you to “keep fading me” like those other guys but I’m not a corny loser.
Just know that $DOUG is dev and he always delivers.
The year is 2029. You are retired, and still sitting on 30
@ThePlagueNFT
frogs, each worth 10 ETH (~$1M USD).
You got into NFTs early, holding all your MAYCs through the top but fortunately smartened up when you saw Machi and Franklin eerily run out of tulip bullets at the same
Your favorite influencer is really just some quant trader who went to a college you can’t afford at some hedge fund you don’t realize owns your mortgage who’s taking the other side of what you don’t realize is a trade. Forget hype and just buy what you like.
Shitcoins are crazy because one minute you’re looking at a really bullish chart setup but then some little dick who got the contract early sees his position is enough to cover the Remilio pfp he thinks he needs to prove to himself he’s not gay and he nukes it and it’s over.
Solana is down once again, while Algorand continues to work seamlessly. Unfortunately, most don’t care enough to try it because some boomers called it “Algorand” instead of something cute like “Pandachain.”
Franklin losing that much money gambling is wild. Never been up like that here’s my plan if I get there one day:
1. Buy a house in a chill country.
2. Pick like 5 of you mfers and buy you houses in the same neighborhood.
3. Retire.
4. Die.
If $OPENSEA goes to a billion, I am holding enough to single-handedly sweep Nakamigos and burn them all so we never have to talk about those stupid things again.
And you’re still fading?
Imagine being an exchange right now.
Calling your lawyers to figure out if JK Rowling or Sega could realistically DMCA you for listing a token called “harrypotterobamasonic10inu.”
And then you see the ticker is $BITCOIN, and you have to take time out of your day to wonder if
Someone DMed me today to tell me that it looked like I roundtripped 🍍🦉.
We’re actually back at $1.9 million but that’s not the point.
Certain bags you marry. This is one of those bags. One with CEX-in-a-bull-market potential.
I can’t be the only one who sees the upside.
Watching members of the $ALGO community tweet about buying bridged $PEPE in amounts as small as 100 $PEPE to flex zero gas fees is the smartest community marketing they've ever done.
Wonder if the
@AlgoFoundation
will be smart enough to amplify the message.
Hey you 🫵🏼
I'm pretty sure you were on Twitter all day but in case you weren't and want to catch up with today’s CT highlights in a minute, I gotchu 🥹
A 🧵👇 (6/21/23)
1/6
Memecoin market is too pvp right now. Everyone wants quick 2-5x so higher multiples are almost impossible because no cults are forming.
Has ruined a lot of coins w/ potential.
This got me burned so I’m adjusting and will begin lying to my friends a lot more.
Thanks.
So awkward seeing 2021 callers come around and offer to “do a space” for a fee like idk if you realized but a completely new generation of ethical, crypto-native grinders took the whole market out from under you and we don’t even charge.
Welcome back, larps.
Sold $OPENSEA.
Apologies if you lost money on it because you saw me shilling it.
I had much higher hopes for it and I will be more careful in the future.
Even getting rugged is a better experience in shitcoins than NFTs.
Quicker, less personal, no gaslighting, and you don't sit in Twitter spaces for months listening to lies.
Coping is looking at a chart alone saying "oopsies" and moving on. I like it here.
We are at the stage of the memecoin market where many just made bags on coins like joe, smurf, etc.
There are new launches every minute looking to siphon off that liquidity.
You have two options.
Option 1: You chase that elusive 100x five times a day, like a man in a mid-life
The Sappy Seal floor price and rise of $PIXL is simply a reflection of a ground-up approach to community building led by the brightest young talent in crypto and executed by a relentless community of diehards that remain after shedding the midcurve non-believers during the bear.
Just got hit in the
@myalgo_
wallet hack for most of the $ALGO in there. I luckily moved quickly enough to save the NFTs but if you have not yet rekeyed into Pera you should do so immediately.
MyAlgo is dead—no coming back from this.
I got all my followers back so no one has to pity me anymore. But I do want to thank everyone who showed love for me being back on this silly app typing silly words with my silly thumbs. Thank you all for real I’m actually like so happy.
The market is so jeet-ridden that $PIXL, the community token of
@SappySealsNFT
, has outperformed most of it over the past month.
That's right--the Sappy Seals are holding tighter than most of you losers. Sappy. Fucking. Seals.
How do you sleep at night?
Dear Algorand --
You have an amazing thing in $COOP. Do not screw it up by trying to force more memecoins--you don't have the liquidity. Just take this golden opportunity and put all your effort into it.
Your Former
#1
Influencer,
Prim
This thing has been relentless the past few days. Community that actually holds, raids, and creates content like they believe they’re holding the next $WIF. Meme has that kind of vibe too.
$SPEED kills.
Harrypotterobamasonic10inu has so many things:
It has Harry Potter.
It has Obama.
It has Sonic.
It has 10.
It has Inu.
You know what it doesn’t have? Pauly.
You know… that annoying, whiny asshole that looks like a knockoff Seth Rogen?
Yeah. None of that.
Avalanche right now is very simple:
1. Ignore everyone telling you to buy anything that isn't $COQ.
2. Buy $COQ.
It's pushing 30k holders and alpha callers are still calling anything else like they have a chance at beating the chain's first dominant memecoin. Nonsense.
A lot of memecoins have good memes but lack execution.
The best projects have community members willing to meme constantly just for fun.
They like each other, trust each other to hold, and have a team that responds to their collective arc as it develops.
They become cults.
Massively bullish news for $ALGO -- regardless of any perceived political overlap that others in the community are already citing as a reason for skepticism, of course...
You’re looking at memecoins under $5 million waiting for entries because you think shitcoins are just shitcoins and that will never change.
You don’t realize this is the beginning of the next bull market because you expect GameFi.
But it’s MemeFi.
And it’s here.
Just get
The VeChain community is this little oasis of people smart enough to understand why tech and speed are important but cool enough to understand that shameless promotional tactics move the needle.
New pfp for a bit just because I’ve been so impressed with Pons for a while and I think the themes that come out of
@ThePlagueNFT
and its holders are what the space really needs right now. I know
@wabdoteth
won’t mind.