You fucks are doing 7 schizo rotations a day pointing at a chart saying oh it’s ai oh it’s memes oh wait now it’s gaming leading ai cooling off. wait now it’s depin memes pulled back. big conference soon need to rotate back into ai.
Meanwhile all of these charts on the weekly
Shillers in 2021:
mortgage your house go all in on safemoon don’t open your trust wallet until we’re at moon you guys are killing it
Shillers today:
up decent X’s from launch don’t be afraid to take profits, call me when you get home safe. Keep my notifications on for the
I think what made me exit my unibot position at 20$ wasn’t the thesis itself but just thinking of the likelihood people continuing to bid in size and eating -10% roundtrip.
Then today I saw someone ape 60e at 80$ and realized maybe it’s better to not think about those things
Kingmaker trades for 2025: Pair trading edition
4.) long rollbit / short draftkings
3.) long aave / short bank of america
2.) long tao / short nvidia
1.) long Defi Kingdoms / short roblox
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Newsy Johnson
Manlets don’t know how to take care of a chart
Their brain explodes when they realized that they just turned beer money into rent money and go hit max swap on Jup
Based?…. Yes, but unfortunately they’re doing it in my bags.
Nearly every dude over 20 and below 50 tosses a few hundred a weekend into an edgeless nfl parlay
But no, you're right. BTC and CRYPTOCURRENCY are the scams. Obviously.
higher.
When you see “froth”, everyone on CT bullish, funding really high, etc. it feels less comfortable to long.
But you need to remember that 99% of the population doesn’t even know crypto has been ripping this year or still thinks the industry is a scam.
this is going to get so chaotic man, you know how many ppl are going to just lie about tokens while taking shorts on tokens w/ low liq? this is going to be financial warfare in the order books
I'm LITERALLY SWEATING trying to GRASP how much money GCR has made in the past week on Altcoins.
Simply THINKING of it is unsettling.
Is it 100 MILLION?
200 MILLION?
300 FUCKING MILLION?
I can't. I HAVE to stop myself from thinking. I'm SHAKING.
$SOL $BONK $FTT all up multiples from their 2023 lows, outperforming the market but still down horrendously from ATH
The first letter of each coin spells out SBF
What did they mean by this
Last 5 days in crypto
buy invasion > then no invasion, shit buy > then gcr tweet all in bears are fucked > then entire portfolio roundtrips again > bears get fucked again > spooz nukes bulls get fucked again btc breaches below 60k > tourists leave right before halving
Now
EVERY single person I've spoken with in the last 24 hours is trying to dump their ETH position at any price. Nobody wants to participate in a system controlled by wealthy devs who can change the rules at the drop of a hat. The selling is relentless. Bloodbath.
Could name a couple dozen people who made 3figs with us last cycle and a handful who cracked 4figs. Some sold and are still up a lot, others like us didn’t. I am so proud. Let’s do it again.
The $RLB burn tokenomics and current market share aren’t to be faded but…
-rlb did already did a 100x in 2023
-it’s becoming a much more competitive market
Upcoming launches: $SHFL $BIG
Some lowcap casino coins that currently exist: $WINR $DINERO $SCS
Shill me your casino
Man who starts self-buying 7 days ago and wrote a thread about how capital efficient this method of farming is
Right as it gets nerfed by 80% the following week
There’s a heated battle between an Unstoppable force and an immovable object in my comment section.
$SPX & $JOE
Who will win???
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“Yeah I’ll wait for a 40-60% pullback. just respecting the onchain manual that I found online from profitable onchain traders”
Fuck you and Fuck your manual.
This game requires INTANGIBLES LIKE BALLS KILLER INSINCT and the ability to APE ATH with HIGH TESTOSTERONE
JUST RIP IT
Be Cobie
>take a break from twitter, change pfp to goku. Tells people to look after their friends. June 11th
>last night changes pfp to the time is a flat circle scene from the true detective, doesn’t elaborate
Tweet related
There will be times when you think it’s over
Then we bounce
Then you overleverage, analyze LTF pa trying to turn a scalp into a swing
And then it goes down
And you think it’s over again
When we bounce the next time
It won’t be the last time
Until it is
Remember this
CT Presale Token Launches:
>enabletrading()
“Uh oh!” *claim dumps*
>the next day
“Uh oh!” *claim dumps*
>The next day
“Uh oh!” *claim dumps*
>The next day
“Uh oh!” *claim dumps*
Nothing personal kid. Just how they do business.
Kill bears.
Behead bears.
Roundhouse kick a bear into the concrete.
Slam dunk a bear into the trashcan.
Crucify filthy bears.
Defecate in a bears food.
Crush bears in the trash compactor.
Twist bears heads off.
Karate chop a bear in half.
Newsy Johnson
A $unibot thought experiment
-Dead September onchain -> unibot price down (lower unibot usage / tax volume -> lower revenue -> less bid
-whales exiting bc less unibot stimmys and less bid-> unibot down even more
This is before I even address the elephant in the room...
Had a lovely chat with
@Trader_XO
and
@trader1sz
earlier today
I asked their opinions on the unibot daily chart and got sent back this.
Trade the range brother 🤝
$unibot
“Yeah I’ll wait for a 40-60% pullback. just respecting the onchain manual that I found online from profitable onchain traders”
Fuck you and Fuck your manual.
This game requires INTANGIBLES LIKE BALLS KILLER INSINCT and the ability to APE ATH with HIGH TESTOSTERONE
JUST RIP IT