All your egg are belong to us (parody) @01_alephi Twitter profile

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All your egg are belong to us (parody)

10 months

I'm reforesting a hectare of land by the sea in the Philippines. My dramas are rainforest flora, insect bites and erasing ruZZia.

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All your egg are belong to us (parody)

@01_alephi

7 months

Top comment by Osint69 on telegram.

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7 months

Two boiled eggs for breakfast, egg salad for lunch. I'm thinking of a cheese and bacon omelette for dinner. They're so cheap and plentiful that I'm looking for recipes that use lots of eggs. The dogs love boiled eggs too.

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10 months

Elon Musk needs lithium for his businesses. Ukraine has lots of lithium in the Eastern part of the country. Coincidence?

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6 months

It's my birthday today. I'll remember this as one of the best ones. What a gift!

Glasnost Gone

@GlasnostGone

6 months

Overnight near occupied #Crimea , #Ukraine sunk a Russian missile ship "Ivanovets" in the Black Sea. Hit by several Ukrainian sea drones, it rolled over and sank.

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10 months

Elon has 65 million bots following him 🤣 @mashablesea

Elon Musk's X follower count bloated by millions of new, inactive accounts

We took a close look at Elon Musk's more than 150 million followers on X aka Twitter. What we found is…concerning.

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9 months

@Heroiam_Slava There's a certain irony in ruZZia pouring its resources into a fight over a slag heap.

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9 months

Here's the post that Hinkle doesn't want anyone to see.

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10 months

424 of my followers are following this c**t. He's not a Fella. @ wcolacola.

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11 months

@rusprocuratsia Breaking: First photos of the new Ukrainian long range missile launchers. They also developed something for wiping away the vatn1ks.

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10 months

Some POS went down. Suspended x12. Can't remember who. It was a hate account with numerous posts on Jews/coloured/LGBTQ/Ukraine etc.

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10 months

So everyone is now distracted by events in Israel and Gaza, as intended. Fellas, don't take your eyes off the ball. Front and centre - defeat ruZZia in Ukraine.

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9 months

@DrewPavlou Somewhat incomplete, here's a more correct version.

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@01_alephi

11 months

#Fellas I've picked up around 2000 followers in the last few weeks and lost about 45. When I check, they're all suspended. This is a high level of attrition for the NAFO troops. Please try to stay inside the Xitter TOS if possible. We need you.

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7 months

She could sleep on a foam mat, a cloth mat, a chair, but no, it has to be a smelly sweaty teeshirt.

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11 months

#ScamAlert I'm shocked to see this account still has so many followers still. It's a scam using stolen footage and based in Jordan. Do not donate to these "people".

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9 months

WTAF? I'm lying in bed and suddenly aware of movement underneath. So I aimed my camera over the edge thinking creepy dolls, as you do. Not one of my dogs! Somehow she opened an outside door and climbed a very tricky spiral staircase without me noticing. She seems at peace.

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10 months

@2NguyenCindy9 @LuisMorenolg @BEHJ @bratNvet @LeaderMcConnell @ZelenskyyUa Sometimes you just can't know who is flying under the radar as a #Fella , for good reasons. But sometimes you can.

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9 months

Wot? Can someone confirm these losses?

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6 months

I can't get online much at the moment. Looking for work, putting my place on Airbnb, struggling to pay internet and other bills. But I've got loads of bananas and trump is still a c**t.

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10 months

For those that think we should leave twitter. You do realise that we are a vast army fighting behind enemy lines? We're inside the poisonous information space we want to take down and we're big enough to do it.

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10 months

Why is there absolutely no footage of Jewish space lasers working on Gaza?

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@01_alephi

10 months

Fellas, a few weeks ago we had a little spat between Poland and Ukraine about grain. I pointed out that as ruZZia was pushed on the ropes it would exploit every division. Now many of you are failing hopelessly at unity when it's needed most. Right now. Pull yourselves together.

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8 months

Fellas! Is #SlavaUkraini trending? If not, why not? #SlavaUkraini

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10 months

Ok Fellas, it's back to bickering about pineapple on pizza.

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@01_alephi

7 months

Happy New Year Fellas!

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@01_alephi

11 months

I've got nothing kind to say about the deaths of Prighozin and Utkin. It was a senseless waste of a good aircraft.

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@01_alephi

11 months

@cossackgundi @ThinkingSlow1 Pretending to surrender is itself the crime of Perfidy.

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@01_alephi

9 months

#ScamAlert , fake soldiers. Fellas, this is a scam using stolen or copied footage. NAFO has warned repeatedly about this over the last year or more and there's still 1000 of you following this account. We've done a detailed exposé on this before. Do not donate to them.

Matt Girvin 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸

@GirvinMatt

10 months

669 of my followers also follow the mega-scammer account @ukrainiansquad they are grifters!

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@01_alephi

8 months

I've had a bit of a total fucking never ending outage with the internet here, but I'm back.

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7 months

We're officially over the hump. The sun rose a little earlier today. It's ok to celebrate now🤣

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7 months

Lunch is on the way. Here's the banana leaf and lemongrass from my garden. I made parcels of fish and put them in the steamer and forgot to photo them🙄

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@01_alephi

9 months

Fellas, please gather up any information you have on this account and DM it to me. This is the impersonator and scammer harrassing the real @MindyNL79 . Please RT.

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@01_alephi

10 months

@Eric_Schmitt @BasedMikeLee So you're concerned about misinformation.

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@01_alephi

10 months

Baby pineapples

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5 months

I was woken up by an angry Toko this morning. Apparently my bed sheet infringed on her space and she wasn't going to back down. Retreat was the better part of valour in this case.

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@01_alephi

8 months

Pop goes the weasel! #NAFOworks @ harrowingsand Suspended

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6 months

I'm just going out to get some incredibly cheap eggs and also sardines to feed the dogs. I just wondered if the ruZZkies have bananas? Absolutely not a problem here. Be sure to let them know.

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@01_alephi

9 months

Me watching our shenanigans on TruthSocial.

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@01_alephi

9 months

Once again fellas, @ MindyNL799 is a scam impersonating the real Mindy. Please unfollow and block.

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@01_alephi

9 months

My mom's basement looks fine this morning.

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@01_alephi

7 months

I want a tee shirt printed with all the vessels of the black sea fleet. And a red permanent marker pen for updating it now and then.

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@01_alephi

8 months

Fucking A. Team effort. #NAFOworks November 20, 2023 We suspended @ frostingdirt’s account for breaking our hateful conduct rule. We found they broke our hateful conduct rule through different reports we received about their behavior.

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@01_alephi

9 months

Stay alert Fellas, I'm seeing a significant uptick in the number of bots following and tagging me. You'll probably get the same. Do check your followers frequently. Check the lists you're on and block any tag lists that show up in your feed.

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9 months

Turns out she's grieving. I guess she feels safe here. 3 of her puppies were killed by a rabid dog that was worrying other dogs here two days ago but I couldn't catch it. I didn't know about her puppies. Her last puppy is here now.

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8 months

@DrAnnaPirates It says Palestinah (Eretz Israel) which translates to Palestine (Land of Israel). Aleph Yud is the contraction of Eretz Israel although it has other meanings in other contexts. Alephi (@ 01_alephi) is a play on Aleph Yud too. א"י = ארץ ישראל.

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10 months

Of course it's true.

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8 months

Here's where I store my russophobia.

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@01_alephi

9 months

Fellas, I've seen two impersonations skirting TOS by adding '(parody)' in the name. I hope this isn't going to become a trend. However, there's an obvious defence against this. Look at my name.

LX

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Just FYI ❗ This isn't me. I do not report about american incidents. There is only one @LXSummer1 and that's me.

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8 months

There's a lesson for everyone here. This little paradise didn't happen by itself. I created all of it from nothing with a lot of hard work. I have to protect it from people who covet the trees, plants and wildlife, or are just plain jealous. Good things need protecting.

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7 months

Christmas dinner is now in the freezer 😁 1kg of bangas, or milkfish. I'll probably stuff it and steam it wrapped in banana leaves.

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9 months

I heard that there are drugs, hummus and Greeks hidden in the sex tunnels. I'm guessing the intel is a bit garbled and there's probably a buffet with dips, dolmades, gyros or similar down there.

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@01_alephi

10 months

Time to smash that like button again!

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@P_Kallioniemi

1 year

In today's #vatniksoup , I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk ( @elonmusk ). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives. 1/24

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5 months

@OsintRock @gherkinator666 @CIA "Our agency" ? Kid, go back to the shallow end of the pool.

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@01_alephi

10 months

Cleaning and repainting the pool. The deeper parts will get a different shade of blue today. No frogs were harmed in the making of this post.

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11 months

Feared? Millions are hoping and rejoicing! A gift for Ukraine on Independence Day.

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@01_alephi

10 months

Your reminder to re-like this.

Pekka Kallioniemi

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1 year

In today's #vatniksoup , I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk ( @elonmusk ). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives. 1/24

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9 months

Monday morning SitRep - Dogs fed Pool cleaned Magats triggered Something in ruZZia burning

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9 months

About 20 months ago I reforested this area. I've occasionally pruned and weeded, but it's largely untouched. It's really going well.

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9 months

Another Hummus rocket misfires and hits Gaza. One of at least 50 to date. #FreePalpatine #JerusalemIsRoman

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11 months

@DasRgen4

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10 months

Pretty soon I'm going to have to start unfollowing Fellas that don't follow back. If your at or near 5000, I'm sympathetic. If you're just collecting followers, I'm not.

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11 months

That little bit of rainforest I started at the back of my swimming pool a year ago? About that.

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10 months

@Not_PWok You live, then you die, the end. Focus on this life. Dump the superstitious nonsense.

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9 months

Something for the magats.

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9 months

Your very own rainforest experience.

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8 months

@mr_kozicki I've liked it more than 100 times. My likes will disappear several times a day.

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7 months

So after weeks of heat and dry weather with occasional rain at night, it decides to rain today. Christmas Day.

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@01_alephi

11 months

Ok listen up. I've responded to hundreds of fella requests for follows. Almost none of them have followed back. I'll unfollow 800 of you in the next few days because you just aren't serious. Don't piss around. Follow and follow back is a real thing. You know who you are.

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8 months

It's a trap!

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6 months

I'm still around. Offline because my internet cruises along at 100B/s most of the time, I've had endless legal meetings to expose two scams against me and because right now I have COVID. I'm in no mood to be nice to vatniks and I'd probably get a twitter ban in minutes.

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@01_alephi

8 months

Fellas, I've blocked over 40 bots today. The majority have 1000's of followers and followed, but just a few inane posts, no replies, no engagement. Many of them are following other fellas and it's not obvious why, yet. I recommend you check your followers. They are infiltrators.

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11 months

@rusprocuratsia But we got your spaceship 🤪

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5 months

@simpatico771 Just one heroic triumph after another. Hostomel Airport, how did that turn out? You trashed the place and got killed.

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7 months

Tbh, my thoughts are with the soldiers at the moment. I won't be doing big celebrations until the war is over and Putin is dead.

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7 months

@FlyingDutchPall At a time and place of our choosing.

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7 months

Elon Musk is an oligarch.

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5 months

I often see my dogs dreaming, twitching their legs, making little noises with their eyes half open. I really wonder what goes on in their little doggy heads at these times.

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6 months

Here's where I cut the 2nd gmelina tree. This invasive foreign tree created a dead space now occupied by 7 native tree seedlings. Native understory plants will follow. I now only have 2 remaining foreign trees and around 700 native or endemic trees in 40+ species.

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5 months

Let me introduce Cardava bananas. The most prolific of the varieties I grow, and also the most versatile and easy to peel. They are ideal for cooking ripe or unripe, or eating when ripe, more chewy than most but with a sweet citrus taste and not starchy like the unripe banana.

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11 months

Wouldn't it be fun to be able to direct a swarm of 1000 cardboard drones onto a target or group of targets.

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8 months

Another female puppy showed up crying at my door at dawn today. Well cared for and weaned but apparently abandoned. It's already friends with my puppy.

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9 months

@ManiacMagic1 Welcome to the Sunday Sport.

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9 months

A tropical storm is closing in. I'm expecting around 100mm of rain on Saturday and Sunday.

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@01_alephi

8 months

Another team takedown😁 #NAFOworks November 20, 2023 We suspended @ bombaswarrior88’s account for breaking our hateful conduct rule. We found they broke our hateful conduct rule through different reports we received about their behavior.

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@01_alephi

8 months

It's that time again 😁

Pekka Kallioniemi

@P_Kallioniemi

1 year

In today's #vatniksoup , I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk ( @elonmusk ). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives. 1/24

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@2NguyenCindy9 @LuisMorenolg @BEHJ @bratNvet @LeaderMcConnell @ZelenskyyUa Hey Cindy, your previous account was suspended for blocking the Twitter TOS. You're evading a twitter ban and dissing the current US Ambassador to Jamaica. I'm sure your opinion matters and someone loves you. But I wonder why you only have 15 followers.

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10 months

Just saw this in my garden.

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9 months

@wartranslated I guess it time for a lot of rain and drones with ground penetrating radar. Yes, they exist.

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10 months

Last night we had a weak tropical storm blow through here. Just a few leaves to pick up this morning. My garden looks lovely, but I'm biased.

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8 months

It's raining now. Here's 6 incredibly boring and peaceful short videos of it.

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7 months

The dawn chorus today.

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11 months

#FakeFella Alert. Very questionable posts for a fella.

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10 months

What Tesla doing?

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10 months

My mom's basement this morning. Somehow I missed the 5G zombie virus activation. Out there somewhere, I can hear the screams of the last few humans being tracked down by zombie hordes. Apparently the first thing they do is create a twitter account and follow Elon Musk.

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I found a mahogany seed pod on the boundary of my land. I won't be cultivating this very invasive and foreign tree. I've recently cut down the last one I own.

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9 months

@shashj The navy is planning to abolish the practice of adding weevils to bread rations. "The welfare of weevils is something we take very seriously", a spokesman said. "We are unable to provide weevil lifeboats on our existing vessels, so weevils will be limited to shore infestations".

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9 months

Just had a prophetic vision of Medea Benjamin impaled by Sparkle.

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10 months

Oops👇 Johnny's doing fire correction for Ukraine.

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