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She/Her. Black lives matter. Boosted. Bi. Former public lady lover. I’ll respect your pronouns but probably won’t call you the next day. Cash app $ZoBizzy

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Joined April 2009
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4 years
Come for the photo of me twenty years ago, stay for the wit and charm 😂😂😂
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Except for that day he encouraged people to storm the capitol and that cop was beaten to death. Go fuck yourself, Marsha
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Marsha Blackburn
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President Trump stood with the thin blue line every single day.
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@ScottBaio @iamwandasykes @JoeBiden @therealroseanne You raped your co-star when she was a teenager. Sit the fuck down.
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@chrissyteigen I’m actually surprised Cedars Sinai doesn’t offer that in the celebrity package....
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@SarahKSilverman Sis, Bernie is not a Democrat. Wasn’t last time either. He divided a party. If it came down to him and Trump, I’d vote for him. But i am not even paying attention to him in the primaries. I don’t make the same mistake twice.
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@katiekatsmom @Pink I’m sorry you can’t afford it. Perhaps you should do some research as to the reasons why?? This president and the republicans hope you can never afford it because keeping people working class makes them more rich. Would you be interested in some literature?
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@Newsweek I’m still shocked at how many people don’t realize that Puerto Rico is part of America
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@YNB I’ve been following these protests all over and every single destructive act starts with a white person...
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1 year
Oh no… he can sing?!???!
@therednamy
ɴᴀᴏᴍɪ 🌙
1 year
Another video of Jensen Ackles singing at the Monday concert. #jib13
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Who wants to start a gofundme for it to be @StormyDaniels ??? I mean, it’s only fair
@politvidchannel
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Atlantic City mayor is auctioning off the right to press the button to blow up a Trump casino, with the proceeds from the auction going to charity
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WHY????? Why would anyone do this? Ever??
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Trump Health Dept removes breast cancer page from website on women's health
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Ol skool! Shot by the late, great Stephen Hicks RT @JRodPorn : @zoebritton #TittyTuesday http://t.co/OUqwXoLn7K
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@lizzo I want a healthy balance. It’s normal to think other people are attractive. Just don’t get out of line or go on over there…
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@holachola @MattOswaltVA Her mother, Tesla, came from humble beginnings in Detroit...
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@Mikel_Jollett WHAT?!??! It’s Fight The Power by Public Enemy
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@iamcardib She’s good with her hands and her mouth. At the same time. And cute as hell.
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Haha, a @StormyDaniels name drop from a pulpit while shaming Trump is something I’m totally here for
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Those of you that wonder if I keep the same energy in the pulpit that I have #onhere
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@KenidraRWoods_ @PattyArquette I hope they sue her. That’s assault, slander, and failure to mind your own god damn business
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@submarinr1 @chefjoseandres That “elitist pig” goes around the world feeding people starving from natural disasters and war. What have you done for your fellow man???
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@bethnew @PattyArquette Mine (6) told me today that “technically” I can’t tell her what to because the last time she was alive (“before phones ever happened”) she lived to be 100 and none of my lives have been past 80... 😳
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@Travon @amandadeibert Should’ve Been Cumstains
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@amandadeibert My little brother was terrified of the rain. I was much older than him and loved the rain. I taught him to splash in puddles. And then the rain was the happiest i ever saw him.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt She said “well, I’m just really not into music.” I said “yeah this band isn’t really for everyone” She said “oh no, i mean ANY TYPE of music” Who in the fuck doesn’t like music?! #bitchbye
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@SteveKingIA You only care because it’s a white baby...
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Why is this so accurate?
@emrazz
feminist next door
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Woman: I am frequently harassed by men Man: what you shouldve done is confront them in ways that put you in danger, filed a report that will go nowhere, or just accepted that this happens to you Woman: Could you tell men not to harass women? Man: Not my problem. Im a good guy.
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Which lead to this... http://t.co/Nj5CdS4M
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Fall plans. Delta variant
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@emrazz You should tell him how 100% of abortions are caused by men and watch his brain explode
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I’d like to thank to universe for titties. Especially these titties today.
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QT a photo of you wearing a hat That time they asked if i wanted to be the Mad Hatter
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@theferocity So he’s sexist, bigoted and a racist? Fuck that guy
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People who really can’t afford homes also don’t have the money to actually get out of this country.
@wealth
Bloomberg Wealth
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More Americans are relocating to Europe, driven across the Atlantic by the rising cost of living, inflated house prices, a surging dollar and political rancor at home
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This is the girl i know.
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This thread about my friend is my favorite of the week. #readit
@OhNoSheTwitnt
The Volatile Mermaid
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Shoutout to Stormy Daniels for making “adult film star” a more respected job title than “president of the United States”.
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Dear Brian, Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
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@saintfadumo @Felonious_munk Eek... they need a good makeup artist too. That Essence shot is perfection
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@amandadeibert Forty is fab and glasses make me look smart 🤓
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I don’t believe in friends anymore. Even twitter followers will choose not to respond or retweet you if they read your bio and see your past. You can be smart, progressive and polished. But if you’ve ever been in the adult industry,... forget about it...
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@realDonaldTrump So i guess your day is coming puto
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@holachola @MattOswaltVA Yes and Audi’s sister, Jetta, helped to instill conservative values. It is to much chagrin that Mercedes is now used by close to half the strippers in America as a stage name
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Excuse the no make up. It's hot in TX http://t.co/umbTMKoH
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Oh. My. GOD
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*Indigenous genocide has entered the chat*
@AngryBlackLady
Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️
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*japanese-american internment camps have entered the chat*
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Maybe they will adopt me?? It’s just Mandy singing praise for the world as he feeds their dog
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I love sucking on cherries :) http://t.co/YezFoUHg
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This is a man that lost something amazing and was lucky enough to get it back. He ain’t fucking around.
@BensShirt
Ben's plaid shirt💚
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"..the superhuman thing is real. She's the most gorgeous woman in the world, she looks spectacular" Remember you are JLo and deserve a Ben Affleck that worships you 🛐
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My butt is blurry and my room is messy
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Throwback Thursday. Halloween edition. Off duty Wonder Woman http://t.co/BIZ2phAxj8
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That’s it. I’ve fucking had it. I am now a private account. I have NEVER turned my account to private and have been here since the beginning AND am an ex sex worker. I fucking hate Musky and hope he gets an STI 🖕🏼
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@antifaoperative
𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬
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A christian filmmaker has pleaded guilty to paying an undercover detective to have sex with a 14 yr old child.
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@Adaripp @guskenworthy This is just all so very right
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No clue…
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@Lizsview @jameelajamil Let me explain it to you in a form you may understand dear....
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@mitchellvii @andylassner His tweet did not age well...
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One of the most beautiful women on the planet:
@VanityFair
VANITY FAIR
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Presenting our February cover star, @PriyankaChopra . After a journey into The Matrix, the actor enters 2022 with her cup overflowing—reflecting on her storied Hindi film industry career, marriage, and creating a path for herself in Hollywood. 🔗:
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How messed up is this
@munson_jo
munson_jo
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Pelosi said her young staffers knew to barricade the door, turn out the lights, and be silent, because they learned it in school.
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Creepy porn lawyer? Oh!! You mean the one who represents you DAD’S mistress 👍🏼
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Donald Trump Jr.
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She also has a restraining order filed against her by a former boyfriend. I’m sure Creepy Pron Lawyer picked another credible one here.
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@MollyJongFast @OhNoSheTwitnt Strong and independent are not two words i would choose to describe her.
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Just because women don’t enjoy sex with you doesn’t make this true. Take this as a teachable moment to start caring about your partners needs
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Whatavi Done
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@heyyguido Michelle, please stop before you say something that ruins your credibility. Women may CLAIM to like sex, but you really don't. You TOLERATE it under LIMITED circumstances and during limited time frames. That's nature's design. Please be honest now.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt Pretty sure they’re summoning the devil and now I actually get how Footloose was a thing...
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@perlmutations Don't be gone long. We need smart entertainers speaking their truth.
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As an ex-glamour model, this would be the equivalent to my #OldHeadshotDay . How old? 13 years and counting. And, NO. I don’t still look like that...
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@andizeisler Shit, fuck his best friend on the way out too
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I took this a couple weeks back. But if you’re wondering where my support lies, it’s literally written across my tits 💥
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@OhNoSheTwitnt Neither is infertility, which they are now claiming the vaccine is making women 🤦🏻‍♀️
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All these people forcing their baseball on me. I see it everywhere. I saw it at the restaurant. All the cussing and fighting and tobacco use. They encourage kids to watch them!!! This how y’all sound about drag queens. It’s not the queens. You’re just a bigot 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Forgot to post this one of @danadearmond . It's pretty rad! http://t.co/Z8w1FHGP
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Sooo…. If you’re here, WELCOME! DMs will be sent out in the morning 💋
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Quote RT with a photo of you someone else has taken. No selfies allowed. One of my favorite from the professional days… #backintheday
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@Paiyslee @eclecticbrotha @Lauren_Steiner @KamalaHarris I voted for him in the primaries last time. I will not repeat that mistake.
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Raise your hand if you don’t give a fuck of the gender of the person protecting your country 🙋🏻‍♀️
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I feel like no one sees my tweets 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Bitch, we did take our nation back. That’s why you ain’t President ✌🏼
@kyledcheney
Kyle Cheney
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🚨 Trumps says he expects to be arrested Tuesday
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FACT: @StormyDaniels has not spoken to her parents (for good reason) for years. Y’all stop with that bullshit. EDUCATED OPINION: She has risen above the cards dealt to her on EVERY occasion of her existence.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt 😂😂😂 I will never understand why they won’t just admit it instead of accidentally calling themselves out all the time 😂
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@OhNoSheTwitnt 🤣 My “porn name” is fantastic because my first pets name was Muffy and i grew up on Cochran St.
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The fucking scientist, you idiot. Also: steroids make people more of an asshole and more hairy
@Chesschick01
Natalie F Danelishen
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Who would you rather take health advice from?
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Disneyland is my happy place. Fuck anyone who tells you where to find your joy. No matter how old (or young) you are.
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Did anyone know who this dude was before today?? It’s gotta be weird to want fame so bad and then receive it as the village idiot...
@JoshDenny
Josh Denny
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“Straight White Male” has become this century’s N-Word. It’s used to offend and diminish the recipient based on assumption and bias. No difference in the usage.
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@MattOswaltVA @holachola Oh, the irony! 🤣
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I post awesome stuff on Instagram, like this one. Follow ALWurly ;) http://t.co/1YzL3X75
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The white anti-vaxers in NY calling their kids being kicked out of school “segregation” is the most white privileged white privilege I’ve seen thus far.
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