Yommss of Lagos ✌🏽 @yohmie_ Twitter profile

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@yohmie_

5 years

Happy birthday to me 🎊🎂✌🏽

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@yohmie_

3 years

@okoeborlouis @SenorMakua @ajayidavid5 @biig_shot @Khaluna3 @dhammyshow Lol, no company will recover from the loss? Nah. That’s not true. They don’t change the machine, they recalibrate to meet the design changes. Companies have changed bottle designs over the years, it’s not that much of a big deal.

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@yohmie_

4 years

Cuppy is fine abeg!

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@yohmie_

2 years

If you send him contract after that text message, he go just see am as validation. The harassment will now enter full scale.

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@yohmie_

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone @MrOdanz @DrVee__ @MrOdanz is a legend. Never took his eyes off the goal post. She was diverting and Baba kept on putting the convo back on track. Respect 🙌🏽.

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@yohmie_

5 years

@Iyalekhueannie @SubDeliveryZone And be mindful of who you marry

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@yohmie_

1 year

@Yettyclassy @ChilotamOjukwu Let’s even be honest Yetty, how’s packaging/branding not important? Even if that’s the only reason, e reach!

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@yohmie_

5 years

@iamkurupt3rd @TheIgboWolf @fancy_temi Taking her kids makes it seem she was just a child bearing machine for the man. The kids are hers as much as they are the husband’s. No one has the right to force her to a decision on what to do with her life or take her kids.

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@yohmie_

5 years

I added ACCA to my collection; completed NYSC (this is more of an hurdle jumped than an achievement), got a full time job and got CFA scholarship ☺️😁 More to come in 2020 I believe 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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@yohmie_

2 years

@nakianiteshade @SincerelyDedra How did we get here ma’am?

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@yohmie_

5 years

@iamkurupt3rd @TheIgboWolf @fancy_temi That’s even worse.

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@yohmie_

3 years

@NolithaSpeelman @Mxbeez 😂😂😂.. you know their names 😭

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@yohmie_

6 years

@SubDeliveryZone @masanee1 @Sumieey_Bello So you’re telling us you paid 12k for nothing. You no even rate us at all. Come focus the talks on knack so we go ignore the phone Oga na knack she knack, she no kee person. If you’re owing her, Goan pay your money .

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@yohmie_

5 years

@ezeoke_chidi123 @T_Michael_M @EzraelAni See grown men 😭😭

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@yohmie_

5 years

@__Jayie @Cuntosaur I thought Nigerians are crazy. Jamaica for the win 😂😂😂

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@yohmie_

6 years

@iam_bayode @ta_munor @Iamkelvinsam @TimelineGist As in. There will be money! 😂😂. Besides, no one has to practice for poverty. When it hits you, no one will tell you to adjust before you do.

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@yohmie_

5 years

Got the scholarship too... 2019 has been amazing. We move 💪🏽

Yommss of Lagos ✌🏽

@yohmie_

5 years

Finally got the job 😁.

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@yohmie_

3 years

Dear Twitter. It’s my birthday today!!!! Happy Birthday to me. ☺️ Wish me well, it’s being a rough couple of months. Thank youuu. *No pictures, but I swear I fine dieee*

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@yohmie_

6 years

@femiDNL One is fake and the other one is original. LOL

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@yohmie_

2 years

@Arch_Ange_lMike @Osasbabyy If they truly regard your family, shey them suppose increase rent?? Wicked people 😭

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@yohmie_

4 years

Summary of the speech. Buhari to Nigerians:

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@yohmie_

1 year

My income/savings was increasing but the purchasing power kept reducing. In essence, I was on a steady decline, the nominal growth was merely an illusion. My future plans were fast becoming unrealistic. I just had to go.

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@Fosudo

1 year

People who left Nigeria, what was the thing that made you finally decide to leave?

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@yohmie_

6 years

@King_Essse @DhadeYinka @lavenda_sativa @Duchess_Tweets What if Buhari CARRYOVER?

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@yohmie_

1 year

Happy Birthday Yommss ☺️

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@yohmie_

6 years

@jacy_ella Looks like make up

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@yohmie_

6 years

What is wrong with people??? If you call someone out, prepare to drop proof abeg. People need to start going to jail for this nonsense abeg!

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@yohmie_

5 years

@Bhadgehcocoo Even If my neighbor is in labour and I’m the only one around and my wife + parents are out in the rain waiting for me to pick them, I’ll still attend to the person in labour first !! My family will have to understand. Emergency and Love are seperate issues abeg 🙄🙄.

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@yohmie_

5 years

@Lucasscot_101 @SubDeliveryZone I’m confused. Who are the sensitive people in this scenario? 🤔 They don’t expect you to be like them. Just respect their wishes. That’s really all they ask.

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@yohmie_

1 year

Fine man 😍

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@yohmie_

6 years

@zerhzeh @IkechuQwu Reverse back seyin

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@yohmie_

6 years

@KraksTV I die.. My mother sef will beat me for returning it. 🙄🙄

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@yohmie_

2 years

@excelsioricarus @iam__temmyy They’re actually forced to patronize her and she’s taking advantage of that. She’s operating in a regulated industry (regardless of how tiny her niche is), and you don’t set price in such industries. And that’s what she’s attempting to do.

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@yohmie_

4 years

I agree with this. Basic education should be free. Then they get to decide whether they want to go into an academic discipline or a vocational one. And make funding available for either choice. Current system overwhelms universities and kills quality. Can’t be sustained.

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@yohmie_

6 years

I left school unauthorized when I was in high school. A teacher saw me and quickly entered keke back to do roll call. He thought I didn’t see him. I sharply took bike. When he called my name and I answered, his facial expression was priceless 😂😂😂.

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@yohmie_

5 years

@hovebroosng_ @SubDeliveryZone Lmaoooo... To be fair sha, his own is consistent and applicable in all circumstances.

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@yohmie_

4 years

@Henry_underage @bikky_yo @_yanmyfeh_ @joshuaelnino1 Betterer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@yohmie_

2 years

@emmaestroaeo @Tcastolo_ I don’t think they care about the South West, they care about themselves. The money they’ll split in their unions and groups. This is not about the development of any region tbh.

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@yohmie_

4 years

@mimigwim @A_Abby_Abi @shyTALKactive Comfort to stop half way before entering Uber? Nah, doesn’t make sense. Board a bus with your chest or just cruise your Uber. Half in half seems more stressful.

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@yohmie_

4 years

About today...

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@yohmie_

5 years

@ShivySteven @SubDeliveryZone Nope. He is not making the best use of anything. This shows that the system is horrible; teachers are not well trained and equipments are not available.

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@yohmie_

4 years

Is there SARS at Ikeja, anywhere close to ICM? Epp a brother with an update biko 🙏🏾

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@yohmie_

7 months

@IamPresh90 @GazetteNGR Maybe he is the one that cooked the fried rice 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@yohmie_

6 years

@NaythanBlaq @iam_Davido @TheChefChi 👏👏 Oga, they said I should tell you that you're hired!

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@yohmie_

2 years

@iamowokoko @Stev_veen @Mochievous You don’t need a transit visa to connect through Brazil is all he is saying.

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@yohmie_

5 years

@wayandtruth This is pure delusion. Sad thing is, he sounds so convinced that he is making sense. Ladies beware!! These are the kind of guys that will cage you to “protect” you.

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@yohmie_

1 year

@atypical_dee @OmolabakeOni Lol, touching their face with malicious intent without consent no be assault?

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@yohmie_

4 years

Simply. The. Best!!

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@yohmie_

4 years

Next year, I’m starting my own company. 🙏🏾

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@yohmie_

3 years

The salary paid at the end of April, is it for April or May cos owo ti ku wazooo 🥺

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@yohmie_

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone Move on dear.. It’s either he can’t stand up to his Mum or he wasn’t really into you in the first place, just needed some sort of validation... When graduate cannot pay rent that nongraduate can and you people still think a university certificate matters. SMH

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@yohmie_

4 years

@kolayodam_ Definitely an extra sheet kinda student 😹

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@yohmie_

3 years

@Naija_PR Lmaoooo, I’m always laughing when I read things like this cos what does her “hobby” have to do with her not washing plate. Even the plate washing sef is weird for a visitor, and considering it’s her first time.

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@yohmie_

4 years

@calebfranklyn @OGS_UTD @Postsubman You’re promoting Police brutality Sir. That’s the point, regardless of your reason.

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@yohmie_

6 years

@yxngpablo_ @iSHAKUR_ @Hayzaelicious @OgbeniDipo 😂😂😂 e pain am die!

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@yohmie_

3 years

She said he hit her but you don’t believe, that’s fine. You don’t want to judge from the outside, cool.. But which one is “..when you were collecting IPhone, you didn’t know..”. I don’t get, what exactly does that mean?

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@yohmie_

4 years

@calebfranklyn @OGS_UTD @Postsubman I hope you didn’t come out to say #EndSARS ..

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@yohmie_

6 years

@SubDeliveryZone @Maryhanoh Too many assumptions. Different strokes for different folks. You can’t force people to conform to your standard. Everybody go Dey alright las las

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@yohmie_

2 years

@alternate_chick @codingossy Somethings should be discouraged.

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@yohmie_

6 years

@TheLeemah @CaptainArinze @Yinkar_ God bless you! That’s why I don’t cover book. I recognize my area of strength which may not be theirs. I’m sure they excel in something else which I’ll probably have no clue about. My own is don’t disturb me, but the book is always open.

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@yohmie_

5 years

@Mr_Izrael @h_lolade This is unfair 😭😭. Animal cruelty!

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@yohmie_

3 years

@CO_Chiamaka He treated each issue separately. Lmaoooo

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@yohmie_

5 months

My peak score that year was 98/100 in further maths. ☺️ I'm currently working in consulting at a Big 4 firm, specialised in the treasury advisory and technical accounting (financial instrument) space. I've dabbled in audit & other accounting advisory spaces as well over the yrs.

ISaidWhatISaidPod

@ISWISPodcast

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Those of you who studied further maths in school always felt like you were better than the rest of us😒 Please line up here and tell us what you currently do for a living. #iswispodcast

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@yohmie_

6 years

@AkinFasuyi @danieliyam You made perfect sense. It’s not a bad idea but it’s not an obligation.

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@yohmie_

4 years

E go too sweet. #SARSMustEnd !!!

Ambald Rose🫧🫠

@Fayokunmii

4 years

Imagine detty December without Sars disturbing you, don’t worry it’ll happen cos #SarsMustGo

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@yohmie_

5 years

@Dennis_Macaulay Wow.. That’s wild. Most importantly, he doesn’t care about his sister 😔

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@yohmie_

4 years

@QueenRuthC @instablog9ja “..now he wants Selena to defend him”? Maybe he just wants her to say the truth. Y’all seem to think this allegation thing is a game. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@yohmie_

2 years

Honestly, things are so bad it’s impossible to exaggerate. Tokunbo Afikuyomi and @StearsBusiness did a good job on this article. I wish it could be translated to our local languages and published in more outlets.

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@yohmie_

6 years

@Gabriel70930147 @swarzyG @SubDeliveryZone And he is still in his Father’s house bah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@yohmie_

5 years

@iamkurupt3rd @TheIgboWolf @fancy_temi Being “a cultural thing” doesn’t make it right or reasonable but I get your point. I mean their point is valid but the action is still unreasonable as the mother is the legal guardian of the kids not the family. If there’s an issue eventually, you could take it up. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@yohmie_

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone Here 👇🏽. I hope this helps 😌

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@yohmie_

5 years

@yettyclassy I’m against physical violence but you have to agree that here’s an exception. This man needs slaps!!!

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@yohmie_

4 years

Do not judge a book by its cover. Remember when y’all said Laycon looks like someone that will steal phone in computer village? #BBNaija

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@yohmie_

2 years

@_Noma_S @Manlike_blow Purchase of OTC drugs is a separate issue from consent. Focus on the problem. Even the man in the thread was said to have gotten it from his sister so…

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@yohmie_

3 years

@d_engrossed_1 @CaviarPurple This could happen anywhere actually 😂😂😂

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@yohmie_

4 months

It’s todaayyyy!! Happy birthday to Yommss 🥂🥳🙏🏽

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@yohmie_

4 months

Tomorrow is my birthday! 😊

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@yohmie_

6 years

@lovablepearl_ All those baddass meal that will make your husband be telling you all the secrets that he has agreed with the kids that mummy must not hear.. Lool.

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@yohmie_

4 years

@Otedola_ Everyone just tryin to get offended so bad 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@yohmie_

4 years

- Cancel DSTV - Increase internet sub. (consider tizeti with 9k/month for unlimited) - Netflix (1k1 monthly if shared by a team of 4) - maybe add showmax if you want DSTV stuffs so bad (split with others and pay around 1k monthly) That’s roughly 12k monthly, DSTV sub well spent.

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Reminder: DSTV is a private business. Dem no dey force person to get am o. No be basic necessity o. NTA and Galaxy as well as LTV still dey o.

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@yohmie_

4 years

Laycon is just out there living Ozo’s dream life.. #BBNaija

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@yohmie_

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone Stupendous bawo 😫. You people will just be using words anyhow like you know the meaning. Back to the actual matter. If your concern was that it’s not romantic which is not even your business, e for better. Your worry is respect! You’re stupid Sir 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@yohmie_

5 years

@oluwapelumii__ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂... I don’t know the one that slaps the hardest - the suicide line or the marinated part 😂😂

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@yohmie_

4 years

@bredzofficial @SK212_ Pay, you’ll find out.

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@yohmie_

6 years

@WilliamOkafor @KingZaddy11 @HenryOnyeiwu1 @Reratodara @falzthebahdguy Mehn, that babe is heartfree 😭😭

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@yohmie_

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@yohmie_

4 years

@mynameiskofo @Mewithurchest I can help, you could get me one and then I’ll transfer eventually when the need arises. You’ll agree I’m a very selfless person. ☺️

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@yohmie_

6 years

@SubDeliveryZone Just get the right moment and kiss him, then kiss again and again.. then hop on him and kiss again. You'll be amazed what Baba will do in return. LOL

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@yohmie_

2 years

Fine boy 😌

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@yohmie_

4 years

@neekasworld @_Ikenovia Cracked me up 😂😂😂

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@yohmie_

5 years

@SmithVinci Exactly. It’s not worth it. I mean it opens doors for me to an extent yea but I’m also concerned about content you know. Quality. I had to start educating myself and going beyond in like 300 level just to develop myself. So many empty vessels out there with same cert.

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@yohmie_

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone @akleh_o 😂😂😂 New evil level unlocked. If you annoy me, I’m sending you a non refundable iPhone XS Max 😂😂😂

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@yohmie_

4 years

Please report this tweet for inciting violence/tribal war in an already unstable Nigeria.

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@adamugarba

4 years

Salaam alaikum jama’a, don Allah ku saurari bidiyon nan akan maganan arewacin Nigeria akan matsalar protest na SARS

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@yohmie_

5 years

Wow. I actually read @glory_osei ‘s thread from 1 to the end, 184 or so. I’m so proud of myself! Sincerely, she didn’t refute most of the accusations. She simply narrated it from her own (employer) perspective. She could have been better though considering she was finding....

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@yohmie_

3 years

@temidolaojelabi @alexlobaloba Everything you talked about has nothing to do with the treatment of staff (interns) though. Being a decent human being has little to do with funding. They deducted from pay for noise and late coming, sent interns on personal errands, and the mandatory contribution. Evil!

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@yohmie_

4 years

Happy birthday to me 🎉🎊

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@yohmie_

5 years

@Pretty_Bunny8 @__bukkie @SubDeliveryZone They can actually both make Ankara blouse and wear black jeans with it 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

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@yohmie_

5 years

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@yohmie_

5 years

My result is coming out mid night !!! Please pray for me 🙏🏽

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@yohmie_

3 years

@weens_teen @Avibolanle7733 @urPapaDeyCraze @iam_kiddee Lmaoooo, systemic sexism right there 😂😂

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@yohmie_

5 years

@MolliesCreates @thetruesheking @bougie_blackie Lmaoooo. I legit went to read it again. Anyways, m not concerned about the literal meaning. What’s your understanding of the tweet? What did you “get”?

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Yommss of Lagos ✌🏽

@yohmie_

6 years

@1real_asics @Duchess_Tweets Ghanaian pidgin.. always a delight

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Yommss of Lagos ✌🏽

@yohmie_

5 years

@SmithVinci Dude, you made me tear up. I’ve been saying this ever since. I actually got self aware late. My Mum loved the idea of a first class so much that for her sake I had to deliver. But from 300 level when I got aware that it was a waste of time, my mind was not in that school anymore.

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