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@xen4yo

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I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFE
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me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn.
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No one: Me at 3am:
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my wallet every time I step outside for a couple hours
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teacher: โ€œyour mom is here you have a doctor appointmentโ€ middle school me:
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Nobody: Me and my friends telling jokes:
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me looking for things I donโ€™t wanna find out:
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How I expect my man to act 24/7
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he met me in my โ€œiโ€™m going to stay single phaseโ€ & now iโ€™m obsessed with him
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some hoodies donโ€™t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie
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No Noise November. everyone shut up
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I'm soft hearted with anger issues.
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Me supervising my future childrenโ€™s parties
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Me when I was 9 pretending I was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care
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girls before their birthday
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Me heading to meet my friend for the plans I made when I was in a good mood
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Me & my friends before doing something really stupid
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โ€œI know imma be sleep as soon as I make it to the cribโ€ Me as soon as I get home:
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No one: Me at 2am:
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Me at 2:58 in the morning looking for a little snacky-snack.
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holding your boob for comfort >>
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Teacher: โ€œDiscuss your answers with the person next to youโ€ Me and the person next to me:
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Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years..
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When I'm drunk & hungry, but more drunk ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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When youโ€™re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom
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Nobody at all: My shampoo bottle when Iโ€™m in the shower:
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โ€œiโ€™m gonna save this food for my lunch tomorrowโ€ also me at midnight:
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my mom at 1:30am: what the hell was that noise? my dumbass in the kitchen:
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Iโ€™ve finally reached 90 days at my new job. . . You know what that means
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them: are u sad me: yes them: ok donโ€™t be sad!! me: ok thankss
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โ€œAye we gotta check out by 10โ€ me at 9:51:
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when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad
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"how's life going??" me:
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โ€œDo you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??โ€ My dog:
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manifesting
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
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๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“โœจโค๏ธ ๐Ÿคขwork๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿฅฐgetting paid๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜ โค ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ’—โœจ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž
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The homie got too faded and started sing opera ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i keep telling myself it is what it is but what is it
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Only a few will understand whatโ€™s going on here ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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me when i tell him idc where we go to eat and we pull up to a place i don't like:
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traveling together is pretty high on my list of love languages. diff level of intimacy
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parents acted like turning this light on would crash the car ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Me when I was 9 pretending I was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care
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The female urge to sit in the passenger seat for the rest of my life n never drive ever๐Ÿ˜Œ
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as if you could OUTSMOKE ME
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me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right
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the one airpod in my ear while my mom is giving a lecture
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me removing the notification while showing a video to my mum
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on a mission
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Hate when i first meet someone & I'm all shy & awkward like this is not me i swear just wait๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Me: iโ€™ll take a short nap Also me 4 hours later:
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when he reassures you about how he feels for you and knows how to communicate
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2023 smells like ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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You joined twitter. โ†“ You didnโ€™t understand. โ†“ Forgot about it for years. โ†“ Came back randomly one day. โ†“ You got addicted.
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When I say โ€œmind youโ€ this is the energy Iโ€™m giving
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when someone gets a little too close to bae
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you ever killed your own vibe by thinking
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When I say โ€œhehehehโ€ this is what I mean
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nutting together is a love language
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this is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life
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How women check their shower to see if it's hot enough
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nobody: me asking my friend which selfie looks better:
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Iโ€™m weak ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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me packing for a 3 day trip
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"did u take a nice restful weekend??" me:
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Me after my alarm has already gone off 6 times
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โ€œjust get ready at my placeโ€ me:
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me eating the fries out of everyoneโ€™s bag but my own before I get home
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Just spent money again... when does it end
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that โ€œfuck the chargerโ€ sleep be HIITTIINGGG
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me and the loml in 50 years time.
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Y'll be hurting ppl that would do anything for you
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butterfly chain bra ๐Ÿ˜
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I wouldnโ€™t go back to work again. Just take early retiremen
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EVER ATE P**SY SO LONG U GOTTA REST YO HEAD ON THE THIGH AND LICK IT FROM THE SIDE๐Ÿ˜‚
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โ€œYou wanna smoke?โ€
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people who share songs with you >>>
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Me leaving another social interaction after oversharing way too much
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wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self care at itโ€™s finest
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how my weed be waiting for me at home
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Me listening to my whole family downstairs talking shit about me
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me bullshitting the last hour of work
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when i wake up with no"good morning baby" text ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
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โ€œYouโ€™re so beautiful in your most natural stateโ€ me:
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I buy shit and donโ€™t even wear it.
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
if your dick touches your bellybutton i hope you having a great day MUAH
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
when Iโ€™m drunk: โ€œso they just not gonna say excuse meโ€
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
Deleting the story after the target audience sees it >>>
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
from "replied to your story" to "being part of your story" ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
me when the maintenance man comes & my man not home
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
โ€œ your mom so niceโ€ My mom after they leave:
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
"you attract what you fear" AHHHHH wealth
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
me in the mirror after i cried for 3hrs
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
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@xen4yo
๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
Uncomfortable conversations make healthy relationships!
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@xen4yo
๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
when I find out my family ate something good while I wasnโ€™t around
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
โ€œare u ok?โ€ me zoned out asf:
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๐““๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฑ
2 years
People who have TWITTER but donโ€™t tweet anything
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