Wojciech Przybylski
2 years
Putin has a stroke, dies, wakes up in hell but is allowed one day in Moscow. Goes to a bar, orders vodka and asks barman:
- Is Crimea still ours? - Yes, answers the barman
- Donbass? - As well
Relieved, he asks how much for the drink - 100 Hryvnia, please
Old but gold (today)