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Julia Fox liking Kim’s most recent photo is the passive aggressiveness I live for.

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@KidFury @crissles

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@hypland Naruto rug ☑️ Berserk Table ☑️ Virginity ☑️☑️☑️

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@bretmanrock April Fools 🤔🤔

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Thanks @vickisigh ! Everyone check her work out! It’s rad af ✌🏽

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@egoraptor Hi Arin, I know this is the least professional way to do this, but not sure how else to. If you're looking for a new editor, I have a Bachelors in Multimedia and currently live in LA as video/photo editor. I would love the opportunity to work for you guys!

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Angelina Jolie in “Wanted” was a cultural reset

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@yosoymichael ok but let’s not forget…

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BEFORE & AFTER : My DIY Berserk Kitchen bench. pretty proud of it. 😭 Bonus: Original bench was for free from offer up 🙌🏾 #Berserk

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7 years

@hannibalburess I live in San Diego, do it from my living room

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5 years

life imitates art. @KylieJenner

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Rest In Peace @kenny42o 💔

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6 years

IM READY COMIC CON #Berserk

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2 years

scariest costume I could think of… #twitch

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4 years

my life is an entanglement. @jadapsmith

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@whothish

3 years

@ganjagurlgrind this is a goofy ass weirdo response. your life must be sad. Get help.

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4 years

Turned a tv stand into a walk-in shitter for my cat. We can finally stop making eye contact as he blows ass.

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@zephanijong Honestly We need a album

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5 years

I left LA a few weeks ago and this had to be done.

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5 years

gonna tell my kids this was Bob Marley

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today on Ishmael becoming a dad: I bought 3 briefcases for this cubby space in my bedroom, but 3 looked like way too much, SO I turned the last one into a table. I am v proud of myself.

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LISTEN. I KNO CORONA JUST DID US DIRTY AND GOT TOM HANKS. BUT MY JOB JUST ANNOUNCED MANDATORY PAID TIME OFF FOR A MONTH OR LONGER IF NEEDED. SHOUT THE FUCK OUT CORONA.

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4 years

“Got a bag and fixed my teeth” - @iamcardib

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6 years

when I showed my dad my costume, I’ve never seen a bigger look of disappointment. Thx @marilynmanson

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@whothish

4 years

cackling at the photo series i did in college that represented "the damage one time use plastic bags has on our environment"

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@whothish

4 years

just found the Venmo of my old GameStop district manager who accused me of stealing... 1 like and I hit that request button

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5 years

LOOKS WHOS DUMB FAT ASS CAME CRYING BACK NOW THAT ITS MIDNIGHT, AFTER I CALLED OUT OF WORK AND SPENT 10 HOURS LOOKING FOR HIM.

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6 years

i will never get over this lady’s face/hair.

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4 years

my dad is too old to know the difference from personal/group chat messaging 🤦🏽‍♂️ (FYI a gc with my parents and my REALTOR)

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6 years

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4 years

ATTENTION. MY DUMBASS ACCIDENTALLY HIT “NO CHEESE” ON MY PIZZA. 🙃

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5 years

I deadass thought this was Wendy Williams

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@whothish

6 years

Not even surprised

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6 years

saw this on Facebook, the regal on H street has BED BUGS

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5 years

My house is an oven. How do some people still not believe in global warming?!?! I’m bout to go to the bar just for the AC

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6 years

OFFERUP IS SOMETHING ELSE.

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6 years

ok. I wanna who’s the crusty bitch in my house who thought this was acceptable. times are not THAT bad.

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@whothish

5 years

I realize I only tweet personal depressive stuff. So here’s a rare positive tweet since y’all only see my crazy. I work 3 jobs, can afford to live in a 2 bedroom house ALONE, workout 5 times a week, run a podcast, & still find time to party. These are things I’m V proud of.

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3 years

y’all ever wake up and immediately go into a depression/self hate spiral?

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2 years

@YtNextGenGaming finally back to the deals we’re here for. doing the lords work.

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2 years

stop. Some yt man cut me in line at the bar bathroom and I said relax Ryan reynolds. He looks at me and says I will pay you $50 to cut you. IMMEDIATLY I was go head king as he gives me the bill 🥴

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6 years

The “I miss my friends/why are we not still partying like this” set

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@whothish

4 years

everyone please watch my drunk neighbor. thank you.

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@whothish

6 years

SOME FOODS ARE JUST NOT ACCEPTABLE TO SNEAK INTO THE MOVIES. CURRY IS GOD DAMN ONE OF THEM!!!

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6 years

This couple at the movies is straight up snuggling, blanket and all. I WOULD have the seats right next to them.

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@whothish

7 years

WHAT.

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When you riding his face and you pee a little

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5 years

Bought a gift for white elephant I thought the group would fight for... the rule is if you steal it... take a shot each time. My bathroom is covered in puke 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@whothish

6 years

Y’all ever go through insta/snap memories and be like “damn I had a fun life” as If you’re gonna die today.

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@whothish

5 years

@crissles i really sat here and watched madonna's whole ass performance thinking THAT was the white walker y'all talking about. ill never forgive that.

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5 years

@Jasmine_blu Peeling string cheese is a waste of time, biting it whole is the move.

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@whothish

4 years

never drinking again.

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6 years

My mom just texted me accusing me of being a drug dealer because all my friends and I pay each other on Venmo for random shit then label it “not cocaine” & “not heroin��

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6 years

forever love @ericandre , thank you for everything.

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@whothish

3 years

i will accept my advertisement payment in cookies. thank you. @Pillsbury

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3 years

@heyshadybaby96 dad* I can literally taste these through the image. Pain.

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@whothish

5 years

i feel attacked.

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@whothish

4 years

I feel attacked

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if you see this, straighten ur back you banana-shaped fuck.

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This has been a dream of mine since 10 tbh

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@whothish

2 years

Bought shots for the table… shots were $30 each. Go fund me link coming soon

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@whothish

3 years

last night i ate 5 peppers from in n out, right before bed. i am now paying for my sins. gofundme link coming soon.

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@whothish

3 years

its come…my sister has asked the cursed question.

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@whothish

4 years

My semi productive day immediately turned into drunk celebration day REAL quick

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@whothish

6 years

someone I know from highschool, who's a year younger than me, just posted on Facebook talking bout his life with 6 kids. SIX. S. I. X. KIDS. Bye. I'm over here worried about what I'm finna be for Halloween. My mans worrying about 6 mouths to feed. woooooOoOOO bye.

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@whothish

5 years

All I want right now is Mexican food and beer

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@whothish

5 years

Today I learned, just because I have a pad near the bars doesn’t mean I should host a after party 🙃

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5 years

@GameGrumps @SuperMegaShow Hi Guys, I know this is the least professional way to do this, but not sure how else to. If you're looking for a new editor, I have a Bachelors in Multimedia and currently live in LA as video/photo editor. I would love the opportunity to work for you guys!

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4 years

read the room Tyra. we’re poor and dying.

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5 years

ok I’ll say it. What’s the point of putting “new post” in y’all’s insta story for a picture you just uploaded. Like... if we’re seeing your story we’re on insta already... which means we probs already saw your photo???

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5 years

Christmas is in your Hands. @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN #DeathStranding

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5 years

My local Starbucks worker just told me “you really like your pastries huh” . Is she asking for hands or asking for hands?

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6 years

Ya boy just got a free 4day pass to Comic Con

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7 years

@billyeichner

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3 years

we’re in the bad timeline. #NintendoDirect

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1 year

phone screen protector started cracking, was near a 5&Below so grabbed a cheap replacement. I should have read the box. Tell me why now I have this goofy fuck staring at me while I use my phone. And, yes it ruins watching videos.

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2 years

i will single handedly fund all of Japan

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Japan urges its young people to drink more to boost economy

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5 years

YO I GOT TWO JOB OFFERS THAT WOULD CHANGE MY LIFE AT THE EXACT TIME I WASN'T LOOKING FOR THEM. im upset. where were these weeks ago. now im out here debating my next move.

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@Wario64

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Currently overhearing my boss’s phone convo with his wife about getting their son a Nintendo Switch. He had no idea what any of the games were. Its taking all my will power to suppress my former GameStop employee self.

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@notmelz @Jasmine_blu

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5 years

Just got charged $9 from ATM charge fee... JAIL.

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@whothish

4 years

can we just got back to the days where mock Coachella line ups we’re made with Daft Punk as headliner

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3 years

we blacking out for Betty White tonight.

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6 years

I usually feel bad for killing bugs, but some ants just ruined a perfectly good box of Frosted Flakes. So things have changed.

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5 years

im officially retiring from partying. was fun while it lasted.

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4 years

@helen xJuanit0x... my name is Ishmael. I only used it because I was so desperate for a nickname that when someone told me “you’re so Mexican ima call you Juanito” I ran with it🤦🏽‍♂️

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6 years

Who fuckin hurt me yesterday???

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5 years

Never drinking again tweet #1637637373

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@whothish

6 years

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN that same age line is shade.

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@whothish

5 years

Starbucks employees put up with THE MOST. I deadass just watched a girl ask the employee to remake her drink in the “cuter holiday cup”... and she did.

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3 years

@YtNextGenGaming gotta remove that medium sticker on the front my dude

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@whothish

5 years

I think taking a break from LA made me realize how much I hate it 🥴

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6 years

I’m going to New York next week and the weather says it’s gonna be 35 degrees all week.

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5 years

*Everyone drunk* “... you guys remember that Christmas party 2 years ago... I got a hand job in front of y’all and no one knew”

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@spxncxrx @khloekardashian

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Apparently I’ve never seen a few episodes from the final season of the office... and I wish I hadn’t. Unpopular opinion, but Jim & Pam are toxic by the end of it. JIM GIVES UP A DREAM JOB for Pam & stays in his boring paper job which he’s hated for like 3 seasons prior...

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