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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

6 hours

Fintwit wisdom...lol!

huss 🌊 🟦

@Husslin_

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Vol is very similar to a hooker — if it’s cheap, u don’t want it

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@TheFaeriechylde @literally_chad Sorry for your loss.

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@volatilitynoob

2 years

Reading Euan's risk reversal paper. So accessible! And has immediate utility for a 'noob. @darjohn25 @ReformedTrader @Gingfacekillah

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 month

@churrascooooo @leamaric @babyfirefly__ It’s a derogatory term for transition. It means transition to female and experience the delights of becoming attractive. Some Men transition and date women.

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Volatilitynoob

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1 year

@RSTPanonAccount @pepe_mensan @Mr_Krolm Yup. Adorable and adorkable in the first 3 years...slowly transmutes to analgam of anger, frustration and love.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@dieworkwear @nortschrute It looks cartoonish. More like the Joker than a thoughtful counter culture philosopher.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

I just logged in to the @SinclairEuan and @therobotjames courtsahet slack. There are some accomplished people in here already and the course hasn't started yet. Half are professionals with an industry pedigree. "Big names". I will not name any of course.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@callistoroll She's just saying the quiet part out loud.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Big thanks to @BeatzXBT for developing a volatility estimator package based on Euan Sinclair's methodology. The code works and he's exceptionally patient with non technical users. Highly recommended for freelance work but he may be occupied with his studies at Uni.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@Rhod_morgan @tackettzane Of course.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

5 months

@PaulSkallas Historically both cocaine and prositution were legal for decades. Abolition has been an unmitigated disaster wherever it has been tried. Americans need God and GLP-1 agonists. Not joking.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@therobotjames The deeper I get into this thing, the more I believe that the skills to find a strategy take precedence over the actual strategy.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@KaizenYsf @haruxeETH @devtooligan I am not worried about an AI that fails a Turing test. I am worried about an AI that intentionally fails a Turing test.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

4 months

@NaithanJones @BowtiedCuda "Marry a lieutenant and help him become a general" turned into "Have a billionaire put a butt plug inside of me"

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@deepakshenoy Don't know anything about hotels but whenever I hear about ITC, I think about Bukhara in ITC Maurya.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

7 months

@DeepDishEnjoyer This works.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@tunguz I don't know anything but the answer to this question. XGboost.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

With all that's going on in the world...how is this helpful ser? How?

PiQ

@PiQSuite

2 years

🤷‍♂️ Is the pharmacist trying to tell me something?

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

7 months

@JerseyFutures Who recruits at NCSU? That seems out of the way for a quant firm and it doesn't have the name brand of Georgia Tech.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Can't overstate how much it helps to have people like @therobotjames and @SinclairEuan guiding people along. I never knew Australia was such a hub for trading talent.

Russell Lowery

@RussellLowery10

1 year

The most important skill is the ability to move forward—a bias toward action. Ideas without execution are worthless. A lousy idea ruthlessly executed can still work. A good idea ruthlessly executed is gold.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@Vertox_DF Maybe this to start for the plebs and noobs.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@BowTiedOx Based and true. All because some sportsball fanboys wanted baseball to stay “pure.”

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

7 months

@beniduboss I'm going to say something that may ruffle some feathers...don't go to Colombia unless it is for business. I will use your security tips but I'm not a CIA agent. I'll fuck up somewhere and so will you. Vote with your dollars. Safe Latin American cities exist.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@growing_daniel Silly and fun. He’s in recovery and living his best life 😊

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@MacroAlf What is the option? Is solar viable in Italy? Build nuclear. Save yourselves.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@realEstateTrent Well…happy and loyal. Not happy to sleep with the lawnmower guy.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Jesus fucking christ. I will never sell front month vix vol.

Kris Sidial🇺🇸

@Ksidiii

1 year

Based on the comments and the article itself it seems like a lot of folks don’t have an understanding as to how tail options actually work. I’m seeing a lot of people saying things like “what an idiot, $VIX will never get there” 🤦🏽‍♂️. $VIX is effectively variance which is vol².

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@mikeharrisNY Maybe this is more true in Finance than other fields. Every conversation is somewhere between a poker game and a barter exchange.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Good morning!

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

6 months

@Ricardo19291110 @vikare06 I believed him and loved him for 30 seconds. Now I will hate the OP for eternity. 🥲

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

10 months

Just go to Brazil and get a sugarbaby. For fuck's sake...not another thread about how to become an Uber mensch to land a kind of cute girl with an ego the size of a mountain.

David

@yourealazyfvck

10 months

The women you 17-23 year old guys want won’t even take you seriously until you’re about 24-28. It’s also a basic requirement for you to make at least $300K a year and be in shape, well dressed, well traveled, and charismatic. MINI THREAD

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Just got of the phone with Jack Vogel from Alpha Architect. He explained that there are equity options in the BOXX ETF but....they are FLEX options which are European exercise. No early assignment risk. These guys know what they are doing. Check out this product.

Wes Gray 🇺🇸

@alphaarchitect

1 year

The Alpha Architect 1-3 Month Box ETF (Ticker: $BOXX) most recent box spread transaction had an average yield to option expiration of 5.65% with 58 days to expiration on 9/06/2023. Learn more at

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@davidbelle_ Is that your wife?

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

What did this man do wrong? If anything? Winner gets a special prize.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

8 months

@risk_biscuits Have you ever seen both of these people together at the same time? Think about it.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

10 months

I have seen a few women without make up. So I'm not quite an incel. To be fair...most twitter celebs engage in this attractiveness boosting. Male and Female. The disparity is still shocking. Don't trust any e-people.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

9 months

Relationships are not 50/50. They are 100/100.

dave, aspiring

@aspiringpeasant

9 months

This sounds like a miserable relationship to be in, keeping score on everything. Him vs. Her. Sounds exhausting and anathema to my viaions of what a healthy relationship looks like. This is not her "knowing her worth" - this is the financialization of everything.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

My "loser" friend is always there for me. I try to reciprocate. People have more value than their status and wealth.

Robot James 🤖🏖

@therobotjames

1 year

this is just really sad. no good will come from thinking like this. try to look for the good in ppl if you can. not this.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

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@OrthogonalAlpha Good. He will learn that being liked is incredibly valuable.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@NateDogTradez @VCgawd @realEstateTrent Kids aren’t going to help with that.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@ipsumkyle Sigh…just congratulate and/or emulate. Don’t player hate. She played the game well and won. Try to do the same.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Certain lines shouldn't be crossed. Please respect people's private lives.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@jasonstrimpel @BudiSusila2000 @matt_gray_ Jason…guessing most of your followers won’t get it. And if you have to explain it to a man…not sure what it says about the man j/k 😂

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@StockMKTNewz Hard pass. Going to Six Flags. Or maybe the county fair. Support a carny’s weed habit. @NikLentz

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@mrguy1121 @0xShual Crypto Twitter never disappoints.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

This man is in heaven.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@darjohn25 So it's not the high or low vol that kills you, it's the regime shift from low to high if you're a seller. And also, whether implied exceeds realized, is realized moving up, down or flat, how fast is it changing etc.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@FormulaDeltaOne I am not in the industry but it may be helpful to expand the list to include more accessible firms. I'll throw in a few to start. DV Trading Arb Group Belvedere Trading Geneva Trading Prime Trading

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Listening to @darjohn25 in the slack. Brother wasn't giving a talk, he was giving a damn sermon! Long live the king of Retail options trading...

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@davidbelle_ @dulence 😂😂😂 I have to laugh at the callousness. Every man for himself! Who will be there for you as you age? Give enough that they can do what they want and not enough that they can do nothing.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Contrary to popular belief, men are not horny imbeciles.

Stat Arb

@quant_arb

1 year

@MissSassbox I'm far more likely to hold the door open for an old lady than an Instagram model. It's a civic duty rather than an attempt at making them like me.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@ZeusZonkCo @adam22 I love ❤️ Adam waiting a whole minute acting 🤔 perplexed. What…is happening here. Oh no! Someone do something!

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@Baden1t @_B___S @StevijoPayne This.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

10 months

Hahaha. Several "straight" students have commented on your surprisingly youthful appearance James 😀

Robot James 🤖🏖

@therobotjames

10 months

@volatilitynoob i've literally never seen him wearing a tie. don't trust those options e-boys

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@ApeDurden @Brad2pointO @menace2himself Good. Rightfully so 😃

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

I just wanted to Xweet about something that may interest you. @SinclairEuan and @therobotjames are running their options trading course again. I just finished the course and can't say enough good things about it. Attend if you can. It's worth your money. Gym time.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@0xfbifemboy Show them Changi airport. Tour Singapore from 11 pm to 3 am. Ride the MRT. Then fly to NYC and take a take a subway ride to the Bronx.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@SinclairEuan @therobotjames There is a refund policy included which is quite fair and decent of the instructors. Based on Euan's books and his seminars @jsoloff , we are getting a good value. I'm kind of excited tbf!

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@Simpentor @DagoSupremacy @jordanbpeterson Bruh… 🥲😂

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

4 months

@Rich_Cooper Because she's an 8 in Van Wert Ohio.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@0xtaured @proetrie True. Ethically dubious with a mild risk of getting shot or run over.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

It's here!

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@bendreyfuss @neontaster It was beautiful and a technical achievement. Not every movie can be a Jennifer Aniston masterpiece.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@sf28430 Sorry for your loss. It’s tragic and unfair and I wish you strength in dealing with it.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Well... have to do something about being coding illiterate...

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@joshjob42 @am__you @tszzl Can’t tell the difference between some AI art and mid Deviant Art pieces.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@PtrPomorski @liquiditygoblin I have a dumb and ignorant question. What are all these quant firms doing with massive GPU clusters? From my very limited knowledge, analyzing financial data using neural nets and tons of factors leads to overfitting. Can machine learning handle nonstationary data today?

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

4 months

@nope_its_lily How did Melvin Capital blow up? Was it simply due to oversized positions pre meme insanity?

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@OrthogonalAlpha If you share your Alfa, you will have done good for humanity fren.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Why is Crypto Twitter so disturbing and hilarious?

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@rickthedad1980 @AllSpacesFilled @OrwellNGoode Heard about from a family member in the service. So common on both sides. That was pre tinder. Now…I can’t even imagine. Sad…

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

Great risk adjusted returns. VIX Calendar spread trading strategy I believe.

🅰️LB🅰️

@ALBACapMgmt

2 years

Alba Capital manages an RV vol strategy that is Licenced and Custodied by Chimaera Financial Group: - 4 yr CAGR of 26pc (110pc TR) - Max dd of 9.9pc - Can accept investment from all jurisdictions (min USD 200k equiv) - Pls DM @albacapitalmgmt if investment interest in our strat

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@bourdainpodcast This is such great advice for travel and exploration. I'm watching Roadrunner and I can't help but wonder if Tony's thirst for new experiences had an insidious effect on his personal life.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

11 months

How the hell do people make these Pepes?!

Michael Hunt

@Mike_Hunt_Sr

11 months

Market closed today but let’s be real if it wasn’t we would be up another 1%

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@ApostateProphet @mookjuice They're not conservatives, they're reactionaries. You may find him corny but Ben Shapiro is a true conservative and he walks his talk (as far as we know). There are men and women like him. Integrity and a consistent moral framework are lacking in the new right.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

6 months

@bigneon_glitter @Gomgabbar How to do this? It's been a while since I played with TV color settings.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

11 months

@MedellinEchoes This is a fantastic list. A young, good looking, fluent Spanish speaker with a decent income will kill it in Medellin or Bogota. Single mothers/working class women have to be an option for older Men. Or else the options are too limited.

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Volatilitynoob

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@therobotjames Yes. Not getting the intro can kill a career before it starts. IIRC @Ksidiii got his first break by stalking an MD and handing him a paper resume.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@tunguz Do we need a masters in comp sci to start using xgboost or lightgbm?

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Volatilitynoob

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4 months

@julebrus_kongen @FromKulak

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

9 months

@injunshay That really sucks. It's human nature. People don't want to be friends with people they see rarely and who live far away. Even family.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@SinclairEuan @therobotjames @jsoloff Will this be run once only or run biannually like the robot’s courses?

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

@larpcapitalwc You and @liquiditygoblin (who is not a girl 🥲) mentioned arbs in crypto. Especially on chain vs off chain. I'm full time crypto redarded. In your own words, elaborate on an on chain and off chain arb? Second question. Is there any somewhat safe crypto exchange?

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

11 months

Beautiful. Seriously.

Loris

@0xLoris

11 months

i recently built out an improved markout calculation & visualization section of our internal risk mgmt dashboard for our delta 1 crypto mm system i stand by the claim that having a good proprietary UI for internal usage is a key differentiator that a lot of people / groups

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@darjohn25 My broker has a VIX/Vol product house rule as well. Basically they don't want people to trade vol products. Wedbush does as well. TD Ameritrade and Tastytrade are the most liberal with vol products. A Fidelity Miniprime broker has better margin on vol products.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@UltimateEgoist Now I want to see AI generated Dune artwork…oh…perhaps I can make the Dune graphic novel I always wanted to make. Or an illustrated novel! With a soundtrack and narration. Damn the Butlerian Jihad!

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@arney_ajoa @volatilitynoob

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

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@aspiringpeasant This dude has been dinged quite a few times. Yeah, he should have risen to the occasion and all but most likely he reverted to his training based on past experiences. It ain't that pretty.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

@Brad2pointO @menace2himself @ApeDurden That’s it. Public pile on.

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

2 years

I understand that "big names" don't trump a verifiable record and a novel strategy with code etc...

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Volatilitynoob

@volatilitynoob

1 year

Well said.

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