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vodka // 21+ //🔞 minors begone, shoo// headcanon central // sans undertale stole my thermal paste to lubricate his joints//🥞☕🔄

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Joined August 2018
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@vodkabots
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6 months
if you think fictional characters have human rights equal to real people, just so you know, i'm hunting you for sport
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@coolconnor995 @castornco MAIDENLESS CONFIRMED
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@kovmii he's a special kind of himbo and i need him in my arsenal
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@vodkabots
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@Vertizontally i like how we can be so comfortable with ourselves and others as to exchange this material as a form of friendship because who cares about putting up a modest facade when life is short and we could be having fun together
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@vodkabots
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6 years
@im_steven__ @gracefyi I thought only teenagers came in their plants
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6 years
RK900 who owns a flower shop and who hasn't spoken a word since the revolution because he was so overwhelmed by deviancy and amanda's rejection that it temporarily disabled one of his processes
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@vodkabots
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5 years
don't talk to me unless you have your jlip jlops on
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@vodkabots
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4 years
on one hand it's so fuckin funny if connor killed gavin because ding dong the rat is dead, but on the other hand i am all for reed to wake up in the hospital from a 3 month coma with a broken neck and a fear boner for rk800
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@vodkabots
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6 months
Persona 5 Twitter is inundated with people who can't differentiate fiction from reality, and they attempt to dictate the ships and art of other people in an effort to be "unproblematic" and manipulate others into thinking this too. This is an extremely, extremely toxic mindset
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@vodkabots
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6 years
everyone forgets josh is the og hot professor, logic droid, would die for jericho, is analytical and kind, gentle yet determined. just. josh
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@vodkabots
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5 years
Welcome.... to Jericho! The result of 6 hours of hard work by @bigDBHenergy , @chcrliecox , and myself, to bring our home to life.
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@vodkabots
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6 years
he learns american sign language the human way and connor translates for customers. many people come in just to walk among the flowers and watch the quiet android work. a child hands him a sunflower from their garden once and he accepts it with a smile, tucking it behind his ear
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@vodkabots
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7 months
i never posted this one to twitter, huh. anyway
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@vodkabots
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5 years
i like to bring this up every few months because it was just so goddamn funny
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@vodkabots
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6 months
they called me the incubator in college bc i hatched so many eggs
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knew a lesbian who almost exclusively dated tgirls bc every cis woman they dated became a man and they wanted someone guaranteed not to do that
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@vodkabots
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5 years
this is why gavin is thicc
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@vodkabots
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@nobodymovepal lmao i've met so many cis guys who were able to play video games while their mothers cooked and shit on female gamers for lower skill and i'm like "while you were learning hand eye coordination, I was studying the (kitchen) blade and being my mother's emotional support"
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@vodkabots
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7 months
byul's hand barely leaving solar's inner thigh Okay
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moonsun just get closer and closer as the video progresses
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@vodkabots
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6 years
@beartwinkhell @bejeweleddicks hank sees the way his thighs tremble, hands clamping down on the seat behind him with a suppressed shudder, immediately knows what's up 👀 he just leans in and whispers "public indecency's a crime, sweetheart"
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yusuke
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my poetic yearner ass friend just texted me "the radiance of your soul warms mine" because i offered to buy them snacks
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@vodkabots
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there's nothing i love more than feral nines with a mouth full of shark teeth and three sets of jaws like a fnaf character. whenever he gets frustrated he just goes out back of the DPD and takes a good chomp out of the scrap crates
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@vodkabots
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@meganeko_5605 in Persona 1, the character Yamaoka is Kei's butler, and is killed during the story. later, he becomes Kei's final Persona form, and even comes back in Eternal Punishment. i do think that the person needs to have passed away first
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@vodkabots
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5 years
Gavin, strutting into the DPD in a workout headband and gym shorts: October??? you mean JOCKtober! I'm gonna go run ten laps around the entire pumpkin farm, catch you losers later
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@vodkabots
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4 years
gavin is both
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@vodkabots
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6 years
I can make mods and there's a lot you can do with mods, but a lot you can't 😂 and while i want hank's beercan dick as much as the next android you can only modify stuff that's already there. that's why it's called a mod. but what i can do is give him a g-string in snowy detroit
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@vodkabots
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6 years
hey uh @yougei_ would nines wear these in your opinion
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@vodkabots
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7 months
@WildberryCola Ryuji: WHAT'S UP SLUTS GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUTTA PRISON Ann: Prison? Akira: Sluts? Both: RYUJI???
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@vodkabots
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5 months
akira? ren? yeah, they're twin brothers, didn't you know? they're fucking too btw
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@vodkabots
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man is getting his pussy ate in this frame
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day 70
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@vodkabots
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boss makes a dollar i make a dime, i write yaoi on company time
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making a fujoshi work a 9-5 is akin to animal cruelty
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@vodkabots
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@dril from the dirt you rose and there you shall return, it's just trying to pull you back
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@nobodymovepal nobo how on earth do you come up with such good ideas
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@BriWeiCreative @goldenganjj "Hank, if I had a coochie strip, would it be blue raspberry flavored?" "what the FU-"
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Gavin's day
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@Zeynep60884198 @call_me_hadri original from attack of the clones
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@vodkabots
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6 months
Looking specifically at @/akechilokigay, @/clotifiles, and @/puppykechi on this as they have led harassment campaigns against people who draw nsfw or anything They Deem Problematic. That could be an age gap of more than five years, lolicon, or just two characters they don't like.
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@bejeweleddicks @beartwinkhell imagine him slippin a slim vibrator just under the leather of the seat, gives him another edge on the thrill of the road. gets pulled over and he barely conceals his squirming
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@vodkabots
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3 months
okay so i saw something yesterday that said chatgpt was down and that students were scrambling to get things done without ai help??? why are they making themselves dumber like this
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can we Please for the love of god ban AI plagiarism machines and crypto farms that are raising the global temperature and stealing power from the grid and leading to widespread deaths from heatstroke in the US, instead of sending more fucking weapons to israel
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@vodkabots
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4 years
god this is cute THIS IS SO CUTE
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5 months
@ryujussy she's backed up into sitting on akira's tongue while he eats her ass with a hunger, not sure what's happening but she's crying out into goro's mouth from how good everything feels, he's fingering her little pussy open, sticking his head in her neck and smelling her deodorant
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5 months
@DAICHOUNO i read this too fast and thought you said Elvis. im so sorry
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3 years
@furiwesa @ThiccWithaQ bet albedo's got a huge dragon dick with pulsing, glowing red veins like crimson ore
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@vodkabots
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9 months
@PeachiieKeen moments before disaster
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#AntiPortfolioDay my man at his lowest
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@vodkabots
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There are a few points to consider here. The foremost is that human art is intended to encompass the entirety of the mortal experience, as well as the psyche, reaching far beyond the realm of existence and into the purely imaginative. This is the true strength of it in my opinion
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@vodkabots
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@sasugashiru have thought about this extensively,,, i always imagine him tying joker up ankles to thighs and wrists to elbows, across his chest and around his neck, propping him up on his parted knees on the rest area platform and forcing him to face those shadows as goro fingers him open
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@vodkabots
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5 months
Gloves Rating: T Warnings: None Fandom: Persona 5 Tags: Autistic Akechi Goro, Foster Care, Sensory Issues, Gloves 🔗: below
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@vodkabots
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4 years
@surface congratulations, you remade the DS
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@vodkabots
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4 months
my hot take of the week is that roleswap goro doesn't need glasses because his mask is the beautiful prince who charms everybody by the first month of him being at shujin
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@vodkabots
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5 years
can I do a 8k fic of just hankco cockwarming? we'll see
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i get the urge sometimes to reach through my screen and pick up akechi and take the top and bottom halves of his body in my hands and snap him in half like a cob of corn and drink the fluid that comes out and use his bones as toothpicks for the fibrous remnants of his muscles
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@vodkabots
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6 months
yeah. yeah. you can't stop yourself from talking too much when you're the only POC in the room? people don't like that and they will Let You Know. you are forced to mask as a neurodivergent POC to save yourself. to keep yourself from being even more of the odd one out
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Someone called me out on something similar years ago re: ADHD & interrupting people. She was like “I’m black. You think I can just talk over people the same way you do?” I had to go sit down in the grass for an hour lmao
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is it just me or are there people who don't "identify" as antis but still have proship dni in their bio or links because that's incredibly funny to me and i can't explain why
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akeshu// jockechi pulling pego back with his muscled arms and fucking him back on to his cock send tweet
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this is quite literally an option on tumblr and elon musk is too much of a fool and a coward to give people control over a social media platform that he bought and pretends he's the king of
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why... can't we just choose if we want our likes to be private or not? why is it not a feature?? how am i supposed to find obscure yaoi artists now???? mister space man hello?????????
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Not only do we encounter the good, the commonplace, the divine; it is a safe place to explore the bad, the downright disgusting, the depraved- all within the confines of a novel or a drawing. Anything you can think of, anything you can fear, can be expanded upon safely.
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@vodkabots
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5 years
@SoftRegard a fight to the end for honor and power is honestly sexier than any words of attraction
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@vodkabots
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7 months
the lengths I will go for a shitpost late mario day art that I had to make shuake bc why not #shuake
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ship dynamic i guess
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RK900 decides to make amanda a body. she's an AI, just like him- and he knows all of cyberlife's info. as a defense droid it was imperative to know all of the inner workings in order to prioritize an area in case of a breach. after the revolution, it doesn't take much
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this is your daily reminder! Don't feed the trolls. if a post is hurtful and you want to talk about how it makes you feel bad: don't quote it or reply! screenshot and talk about it that way, or block the user. interaction pays elon. so does bait. don't do it!
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8 months
the thing about being able to shove any ship into a coffee shop/tattoo parlor au by flattening the characters down is true, like that's a thing you can do. i also think it's really funny to think of shuake, if akechi is working as a tattoo artist, in the context that (1/8)
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//akeshu goro with a pussy and a half in half out curved strap send tweet
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need this as akeshu
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4 months
pegs akira's cunt with the single-minded determination of a man who knows how to fuck well and moans whenever he can hit his own g-spot inside at the same time
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@vodkabots
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For day 1 of #RoyalTrioWeek , have some tooth-rotting fluff! Title: warm house Rating: T Tags: tooth-rotting fluff, baking, cooking, pregnancy link: in the next post! @RoyalTrioWeek
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@vodkabots
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Ik some of y'all who watch connorman's channel dislike dabbage (myself included) but if you think that's an excuse to go into his chat and say that shit, you are WRONG. there's a reason we stay here and not on main, because we don't want to ruin their enjoyment.
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@vodkabots
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5 years
gavin comes back three hours later, completely wiped, and 900 smacks him across the face, knocking him unconscious
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@vodkabots
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7 months
yeah no you can and should sexualize every male character that you want to. who gives a shit, these are paper dolls you are smashing together. one of them is trans and they have hot pussy sex. shit is tight as hell do it more do it raw. nothing matters except the narrative
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5 months
love that it says "Bed?"
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The second is that fanworks, being fiction, have no bearing or consequence on the "real world". As people have done for centuries, art is an avenue of expression. Did Poe ever support or realize the trapping of a man in his basement, as written in the Cask of Amontillado? No.
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@vodkabots
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@nobodymovepal wait so.... gv200 is peak twink gavin
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6 months
courtesy of everyone talking about fem shuake hockey: they hit the showers after some one-on-one practice. they're only a stall apart, separated by a thin metal wall. it's not hard for akira to focus and hear the sound of leather over skin as goro tugs her gloves off,
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@vodkabots
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6 years
@twinkrights don't even think about hank carrying a 7 foot metal ladder over his shoulder w/o effort while wearin a grey tank. don't do it
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@vodkabots
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The way they "ship" characters is overly sanitized. Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts, taken to the nth degree and twisted. The most the characters can do in the relationship is hold hands or kiss. Strangely enough, they can draw blood, and kill or maim. It's odd.
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/lighthearted but i was immediately reminded of this tweet and started wheezing
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@vodkabots
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@the_fantastic_m @defensetrain get your game on, go.... cry
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@vodkabots
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5 years
happy full nut december, i spent every day of NNN jacking it so fuck off
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is it too late for wip wednesday
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akeshu// jockechi pulling pego back with his muscled arms and fucking him back on to his cock send tweet
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@vodkabots
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@s_peachxv @HankTrash jock on jock crime this is too cute
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@vodkabots
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3 years
@ThiccWithaQ yeah but man.... they're going after kokomi's va which is way too far, shoulda just stopped at the reviews on the game itself
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@vodkabots
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4 months
it's #WIPWednesday so here's a sneak peek of the akeshu cult AU that @offeringtocrows and I made! still polishing it up but it's one of my favorites
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hands around my slackened, rotting neck, are you there, goro? can you hear me? this is for your own good, he'd said, pulling me back to the land of the living, holding me down and doing the utmost to keep me from leaving, the murderer he's forgiving, and father, no, i can't.
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@apervertedsquid @bigDBHenergy As Connor slowly turned to face him, tears of thirium running down his face, Hank felt his stomach drop as Hank's own ice-blue eyes stared out at him from Connor's face. "Why didn't you save me, Dad?"
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@ra9ical @Tic_ally @s_peachxv "Can't help but notice how ya scarfed that down, bud. My cookin's not that bad, is it? 😅" "It's awful. Give me all of it so nobody else will be forced to eat it."
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@vodkabots
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goro doesn't safeword out so he writhes the entire way home, akira knows that if he didn't have the catheter in that he'd be wetting the seat, something that makes him blush down his neck while he's driving, knows goro can tell what he's thinking
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@vodkabots
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gavin reed edges himself with a fleshlight and a bad dragon dildo every day of his life that he is deprived of dick. he hasn't let himself cum in a month because he doesn't think he deserves it
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@vodkabots
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Did Gentileschi enjoy violence, simply because he painted Judith Beheading Holofernes? No more than Peter Paul Rubens supported familial sexual assault, or VC Andrews condoned incest, or King condones pedophilia. Do violent video games make people violent? No. Studies prove it.
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@vodkabots
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5 months
this is ur daily reminder that u can write whatever u want, whoever u are, it doesn't matter
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@vodkabots
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6 months
my tl is more like mutual 1: i have to get this man pregnant mutual 2: i want to get this man pregnant mutual 3: i should get this man pregnant mutual 4: i really want to get him pregnant mutual 5: lets all knock him up mutual 6: he's in his 3rd trimester different men btw
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mutual 1: i have to k1ll myself mutual 2: i want to k1ll myself mutual 3: i should k1ll myself mutual 4: i really want to k1ll myself mutual 5: lets just all k1ll ourselves mutual 6: i need to get a man pregnant
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@scandalous_smut "sorry if we're making noise dad it's just the kama sutra it'll strengthen our powers"
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thinking of werewolf goro and vampire akira....
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@imcopingbitch aaaAAAA im soft,,, gavin pulls out his phone despite himself to take a picture cause it's so damn cute
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@vodkabots
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@bigDBHenergy eyes are a lil funky but otherwise they work
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@vodkabots
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Notably, Japanese artists in every fandom have been blocking users with "proship dni" in their bios, as these users are known to harass others over fanworks. The Asian P5 fandom is similar in this regard- people take care to block things they don't like, and simply move on.
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