laszlo @vampireontitus Twitter profile

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2 years

this is still the craziest shit I’ve ever seen

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beautiful wojak. no idea what’s going on it with but it’s definitely one of the more conceptually advanced ones I’ve seen

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@AI__experience >You definitely need to try AI relationship! It's unforgettable experience 🍒

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They’re adding a new rule to chess and it has to do with love

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One time I asked my coworker what she was reading off her e-reader and she said she didn’t know because she set her ereader to roll into a new book immediately after finishing the previous one and she can no longer tell where one book ends and another begins.

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It’s so sick that the world has an established worst guy ever

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@vampireontitus

5 months

startling clouds. makes you want to kill yourself

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POV: Go sliding in Hulun Buir grasslands with your bestie.

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@vampireontitus

3 years

Brace Belden Is Afraid To Put His Money Where His Mouth Is.

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@vampireontitus

2 years

@silver_ciaran I feel like hitlers sitting in a pretty comfortable first

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@vampireontitus

2 years

but there’s no worst girl… says a lot about the world

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@vampireontitus

2 years

@real_cultleader i dont know i think this one might be even more profound

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Despite my repeated editorials calling for a mass working class socialist party, the US left still doesn't have one. We should fix this by creating a mass socialist working class party. Read my latest editorial for more.

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1 year

I've designed an app called Laundr that takes 1% of every purchase you make and saves it to donate to insurgent groups in the global south. If you don't download it you're a fascist.

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2 years

lmfao this is so wild lincoln asked garibaldi to run the union army, garibaldi agreed under the condition that lincoln declare the abolition of slavery the goal of the war, and lincoln refused

Garibaldi asked by Lincoln to run army

A frayed postcard in a Turin archive has revealed one of the most audacious gambles of the American civil war. Abraham Lincoln offered the command of the northern forces to Giuseppe Garibaldi,...

www.theguardian.com

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5 years

love too learn about karl marx

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Just woke up from a dream where there was a new chess piece called “the wizard” and it wasn’t allowed to move

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Bolano wouldve been soo good at twitter

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2 years

[guy from philadelphia] liberation theology interests me

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@vampireontitus

7 months

Jacobin writer concerned about violence on the left has got to be the easiest beat in the world.

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@vampireontitus

5 months

employed again. man I missed this shit

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Shoutout to farm workers everywhere

Read No Shortcuts

@JoshuaPHilll

2 years

I also just love this video. It’s mesmerizing. Shoutout to farm workers everywhere

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1 year

@afflictionhaver Some annoying ass literary circle is going to steal her shit 20 years from now

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@vampireontitus

2 years

oh, to be a penguin in the modernist penguin pool…

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2 years

If I could pull a big lever that would kill Shinzo Abe instantly I wouldn't do it because it'd distract the working class from the real prime minister of japan: the value-form.

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@vampireontitus

3 years

#TrueAnonPodGiveMe10DollarsChallenge let’s get this trending

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@vampireontitus

2 years

@kohlcowboy the chess meta is shifting heavily in favor of lovers

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2 years

@fuckingnerd wow. with wings. what a beautiful world.

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@vampireontitus

2 years

BADIOUIANS IN CONTROL. BADIOUIANS IN CONTROL.

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@dramaticirony

2 years

have no fear, everyone. the theoretical anti-humanists are in control. trust the plan

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@vampireontitus

2 years

I don't care if "giant wheel that destroys the earth" is bad I need like several. Oh mannnnn

🌱John Hyphen🚲

@JohnHyphen

2 years

this is what the police defend - the giant machinery destroying the earth

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@vampireontitus

2 years

I love it when commies turn their little hobbies into the secret to destroying capitalism: gardening, walking around cities, book clubs, Model UN, racism. its so cute im glad theres things that bring them joy.

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laszlo

@vampireontitus

8 months

Proud to announce that my essay I've been working on since 2014 is finally being published today, December 2024! Hope you all find it timely and groundbreaking!

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@vampireontitus

3 years

Accidentally mentioning that I'm a communizer in public and frantically having to explain to everyone that I'm not a pedophile, racist, French, Zionist, a police informant, French, or a tenured professor.

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@vampireontitus

3 years

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Stalinists need to get out of their armchairs and support Actually Existing Badiouianism in Colombia 🙄

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Tragically, the writers of this piece recently perished after their comically large collection of “The Turner Diaries” toppled over, killing them instantly.

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@jacobin

2 years

In Texas, National Guard members faced painful cuts and absurd assignments by Republican governor Greg Abbott. So they did what many exploited workers before them have done: they organized a union.

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@vampireontitus

3 years

WHAT DID MARX MEAN BY "LABOR VOUCHERS?" A THREAD 👇 marx envisioned labor vouchers as a sort of octagonal coin. laborers would be awarded one for every hour spent digging pits or turning cogs, and could then use them to purchase treats, like stale bread or stuffed animals 1/?

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@vampireontitus

3 years

@frostyPorcupine It kind of owns though that we get notified whenever cops get hurt.

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@vampireontitus

9 months

@lakeeater Hitler iceberg opens a world of metaphors. This is huge.

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laszlo

@vampireontitus

6 months

Potentially the greatest thing Sebastian Budgen has ever written.

Henry Hakamäki

@Huck1995

3 years

Well this isn’t quite the response I expected to get when (pretty politely) asking if @VersoBooks would consider publishing Losurdo’s bio of Stalin. 🤔

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laszlo

@vampireontitus

2 years

Can’t agree more with your post. It would be truly crazy if joe Biden said read settlers. Unfortunately I did a quick scan of your tweets and found you were commenting “inshallah” under posts about Bernie sanders winning the 2020 election.

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@vampireontitus

5 years

Eight tickets to joker please

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@vampireontitus

5 months

Being a left wing pop intellectual must be so cool. You get to go on Democracy Now and say stuff like “football… it’s all about controlling the working class” or “football… there’s no capitalism on the football field” and you don’t have to wake up early to go to work tomorrow

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@vampireontitus

2 years

@progibbon he’s having fun on the internet. just like the rest of us ❤️

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@vampireontitus

3 years

@SiliconSimian Joe Bidens too pussy to even do a vaxx mandate

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@vampireontitus

2 years

NPR groupthink has got me dropping playful and humorous anecdotes about the history of jazz

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@BillyM2k

2 years

it’s interesting to hear opinions from people who aren’t terminally online vs those who are those who aren’t really do seem to just parrot whatever NYT / Fox / MSNBC / NPR tells them to think those who are, like me, are crazy in the first place

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2 years

@evilvillain1231 It must be said though, if youre to build a shape-themed city, a line, or well, a rectangle, has got to be one of the least interesting shapes to choose from. Total lack of imagination.

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Gotta love the Fredric Jameson style diagram: a couple arrows connecting several sentences of text. Thanks for putting that in a picture brother, clears everything up.

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@vampireontitus

1 year

[2007] its actually quite like 1848 again [2014] its actually quite like 1848 again [2020] its actually quite like 1848 again [2023] its actually quite like 1848 again

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@vampireontitus

2 years

[guy from philadelphia] JDPON interests me

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@vampireontitus

7 months

lol. nice super bowl bet bro. as a committed Marxist I have a six way parlay on the aftermath of the election in Pakistan (its aleatory), a tornado in Australia (overdetermined), the profit rates of three AI companies (all aleatory), and the contradictions (heightening). but gl.

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@vampireontitus

3 years

damnnn! this shits embarrassing!

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@vampireontitus

8 months

Low key beyond a few essays do not get the Walter Benjamin thing. 90% of it is bad Marxism, hopelessly vague, or just not true.

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@vampireontitus

2 years

trying to get my 15 year old brother to read poetry. he says he only wants to read poems that are "badass". any shout outs?

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@vampireontitus

5 months

Althusser is so funny for saying a bunch of shit is “determined in the last instance” and then clarifying that the last instance never comes. That’s why he’s the best.

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Been thinking about this one a lot lately. Beautiful format, passing along the insights of an anonymous artist friend. There’s a lot to be done with this.

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@dramaticirony

2 years

LOL

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7 months

It’s crazy how 2024 is a carbon copy of 1366. If you don’t know what I’m talking about do material analysis + read a book + kill yourself + maybe leave your house for once in your goddamn life?

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@vampireontitus

2 years

The plan? Make a living off writing editorials calling for DSA members to create a mass working class socialist party, the one bloc completely incapable of ever doing so.

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11 months

@arne__ness cgp grey said so

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@vampireontitus

2 years

holy shit how does he get away with this

laszlo

@vampireontitus

2 years

lol were reading qwo li driskill in this class. so fucking funny

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@vampireontitus

2 years

@MilitaryWifeBF among other things

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2 years

My mom loves texting me 2 year old Mike Davis articles with the caption “Wow. Shades of Gramsci in this one.” So I think I’ll be fine if twitter goes down.

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3 years

wild bullshit about freud is one of the easiest paths to 1k+ likes

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4 years

hm very normal looking account doing police work here

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@vampireontitus

1 year

@Blarg08125613 No. Laundr is different. Laundr uses AI to match you with insurgent groups that align with your values.

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1 year

@our_daily_pain Hope they get you next time 🙏

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@vampireontitus

2 years

@pchannelstrip @lovelover1969 forgetting about hitler and then remembering him all of the sudden is so crazy... happens to me all the time

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@vampireontitus

8 months

no big deal. just kitten wearing her bonnet in the middle of my living room. Carry on

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No big deal. Just Jerry Seinfeld eating a falafel in the middle of Tel Aviv. Carry on.

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Jacobin

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3 years

Frantz Fanon's "The Wretched of the Earth" captures the revolutionary possibilities of decolonization. Yet the book has been marred by a misreading that ignores Fanon’s socialism and class analysis, and turns the great thinker into a prophet of violence.

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@vampireontitus

3 months

Every king is a king of boundaries…

Dr. Marcus Shepard

@MarcusShepard

3 months

I’m the king of boundaries… don’t be inconsistent and then expect me to play the “fat friend” ✌🏽

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@vampireontitus

3 years

James Cameron did not make one of the most anti imperialist films of all time. Why would you say that when that isn’t true

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@vampireontitus

2 years

[atheist] liberation theology interests me

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@vampireontitus

2 years

@arne__ness Don't worry I got a couple freelance web designers that'll really fill out our ranks

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2 years

It’s a 2 Red Bull kind of evening

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Would you really say I look like I'd push pepe over and make him spill his fries if you knew I tried to kill myself 17 years ago?

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@vampireontitus

2 years

Many so-called leftists will suddenly turn into conservatives the moment you mention mud pits, giant cogs, primitive fires, wizard towers, geoengineering, slow roasting elves, or any number of other orc technologies.

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the exchange rate between labor vouchers and various prizes and treats would be calculated through an extensive system of cockshottian equations. due to widespread illiteracy, said calculation would be carried out by the highest scoring child in each villages yearly math exam 2/?

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@vampireontitus

2 years

I have a fleet of beggars who use a mix of bird calls and light signals to communicate Elon's exact location to me. He's currently pacing around Secret Honor style behind a closed taco bell with a Mikes Hard Lemonade and a gun.

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@vampireontitus

3 years

However, technological advancements have left Marx's archaic and fantastical "Labor Voucher" scheme in the dustbin of history. Today, leading communist theoreticians hypothesize future societies will use something called "OrcCoin" instead. 3/3

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@vampireontitus

2 years

x files episodes switch between "the government is run by child abusing aliens" and "the government doesnt want you to know that the weird guy in the forest has a big heart"

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@vampireontitus

3 years

my favorite green energy? yeah its called orc power, its where you put a bunch of orcs in a pit and make them turn a big cog. i think its the future

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@vampireontitus

2 years

go to any open mic comedy night in austin and youre guaranteed to get at least three jokes that go something like "gee golly as a 35 year old man i love having illegal sex with minors"

stupid bitch

@ViagraPussy

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try to make it to the end of this video

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2 years

uploaded john bergers 3 essays on francis bacon (from 1952 to 2003). i think i like them more than the paintings themselves lol.

John Berger on Francis Bacon

Review of Bacon's Exhibit at the Hanover Gallery

trappedataparty.substack.com

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6 months

very funny bit in this crimethinc poster. what did they mean by this?

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@vampireontitus

2 years

hey r/trueanon, long time listener here, finally want to take the plunge and get into cocaine but no dealer seems willing to sell to me, what gives?

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[guy from austin] lol get a load of guys from philly

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@vampireontitus

1 year

In 2023, is anyone brave enough to say they’re still a communizer? 📢

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5 months

Now that I’m unemployed I can feel my species-being rushing back into me. I’m starting to develop true moral virtues again. And honestly? All that stuff’s over hyped. Not that important to me

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3 years

I said I’m sorry for being a petty bourgeois PMC fascisto-student parasite will you please let me into your Gonzalo themed house party now

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2 years

lmfao

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Clocks should, like weather apps, have a [feels like] function. “3:00 pm, feels like 5:30”

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@vampireontitus

2 years

If you're an optimistic young communist, don't become an activist. Manage investment portfolios. Do high frequency trading. Earn to give. Work at dad's hedge fund. Malaria nets. Strategy consulting. Donate 10% of your income to arm low level insurgencies in the global south.

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@vampireontitus

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HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH WAS WITH MY MOM IN THE CAR AND I TURNED ON KATE BUSH SHE YELLED “WHAAAT?!!! ARE YOU GAY?!!!!!”

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@vampireontitus

2 years

I hate gimmick metal bands. Metals not a joke. It’s all about serious shit like guitars with aggressive shapes and looking stinky

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@vampireontitus

3 years

yall gotta stop come on man

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2 years

Don't like when kids get into Marxism. They're supposed to receive minimal combat training and a few Mao quotations before being sent off as low cost swarm units.

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@vampireontitus

3 years

@neko_girl92 10 dollars is 10 dollars

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@vampireontitus

3 years

Give me ten dollars loser

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@vampireontitus

5 years

crazy to remember that all of the batshit MLs on this site have families. Imagine being TechnoStalin☭🇨🇳’s mom. Imagine having to call your son asking why the money you sent him was Venmod to “egirl of the revolution” with the message attached “I just want to see your feet again”

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@vampireontitus

3 months

I bet you have

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@deathisforming

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I have done irreversible psychological damage to my brain by reading these two books

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