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@vampcrocker

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^^^ official vampire,rufioh bugle rider,and jane crockers twin #rufiohdickfreaks ★ (priv : @boobiebite ) ★ (i run @bonebrosdaily )

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:^3
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this gif is so smooth it freaks me out so bad
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y’all fw this
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me and gang at weenie hut juniors
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how the rest of the beta trolls probably felt after finding out sollux’s full name is solluxander
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this might be my fav video ever
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i love this photo latula sand janes outfits r so cute
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i love homestuck cosplay gifs
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i’ve been laughing at eridans fucking face
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fucking idiot
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my kins meeting up in my mind
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rating if homestuck characters would fw fat bitches a 🧵
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i fw house of dirk davekat so heavy
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this gif but it gets faster every time a thread
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send tweet
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@veilsguard
dia
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who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you? all fandoms allowed
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@izuougi
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ship so ass it lowkey piss you off
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who tripped??? i diddd~ ^w^
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coming back 2 this topic
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let me cook
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*me tickling rufioh* rufioh: haha stop! im abt to pee! me: heh... good i was getting thirsty
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tub of lard
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commander karkat and canon karkat
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don’t even like taylor but she looks like the most swifty that has ever swifted
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would this homestuck character own a airfryer a 🧵
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why have i not seen this pic of emma…..she’s so joyus
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THE WAY IT JUMPED IM FUCKING LAUGHING
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why does he have a playboy tattoo he’s is freaky
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ugly challenge he won
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let’s use our thinking caps now
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cmon now…u already know he’s the fat bitch follower look at his spread…aradia…feferi..karkat thats this man’s type
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the eridan hc shows me that ur the most annoying person ever
@anonstuck
Homestuck Anonymous
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my headcanons. bully me. be as brutal as you can
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that emma sucks…she’s just girl….
@scarygalfanatic
scary gal fanatic!! ✩°。✮
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17. what's something that the majority of the fandom says about your favourite character that you disagree with?
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WHY ARE THEY HATING ON HIM SO HARD HE WAS BEING KIND
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have you not seen them
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@Coonslayer0
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@MunstaMasta can u be fat & still have aura ???
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damizee…..ilovethem
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let me cook
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does this make sense to anyone but me
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slavic bunny
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am i right or am i right
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boyfriends can i say that maybe can i speak
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doesn’t have a opinion on it but if that’s how the cookie crumbles he would date a fat bitch so yes
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since new weird al dropped can we get another one of these
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everyone at dakidavekats funeral
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★ my super epic homestuck voice headcanons a thread 🧵
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everybody get naked let’s see who pussy the best…..
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if u thought i would say no ur SICK IN THE HEAD hear me out YES he’s a fat bitch follower he liked feferi and karkat and ik when he said he would even date nepeta it was out of desperation but i think in his heart he yearned 4 that fat bitch in his life YES
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@amaranthineTune aw hell nah they turned him into a pronoun
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you are what you eat so yes
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do u like this guys
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the beta kids if they slayed
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i think she would like fat boys so yes
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pronouncestors
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also think he wouldn’t care but yes
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literally dating rose cmon now YES
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she cares about personality more then looks so yes
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his tookus is so big i’m sick
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yes he actually died and his last wish was 4 a fat bitch 2 sit on his face trust
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how do ppl hate her like why do you hate happiness and joyfull woman
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gay grandpa spends time with transgender granddaughters
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yes don’t ask me how but i know
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i would drag my balls on broken glass and eat my grandmas ashes 4 him 2 fart into a walkie talkie
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@amenialyptra wait i kinda love it
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yes not explaining further but i feel it in my nuggets also he is one
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who is apart of zeema nation
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i don’t talk abt rose enough she’s my favorite beta kid i love rose i love her i love her
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maybe idgaf abt vriska 2 know
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likes skinny and scrawny more but i think she would so yes
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zombie emma and werewolf chase edit :333
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she doesn’t care so yes probably
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lowkey proud of him doe…he’s unbothered….got a new girl…not focused on his ex…enjoying the sun…he’s at his peak
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY I BETTER SEE MY NAME IN UR DN
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cares about personality more so yes
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doesn’t care
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her and karkat had a thing so yes but also she doesn’t care
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i lobe jane nobody gets her like me
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GOT SUSSED YALL HELP ME FIND MY MOOTS #tdtwt
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he’s literally dating me yes i’m his fat wife so duh
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why’s he so cute fat fuck 🖕🖕🖕
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karkat vantas - the one guy screaming in the lighting mc groomer video
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TWOMAD IS DEAD I LOVE LIFE
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“why is it so high 🥺🥺” ur gonna live zip ur lip
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yes fat man follower are you joking a TRILLON TIMES YES
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yes he’s got the ninja dual air fryer
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is attracted 2 fat bitches so yes
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yes trust me i just know
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he would date anyone who blinks at him but i think he would find fat bitches hot yes
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hi guys
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i rly like how round this artist draws rufioh he’s like a cabbage patch kid
@horufioh
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day.44 the end ⑧
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everyone talks abt davejade being a middle school relationship which i agree but johnkat is the most gay middle school relationship ever don’t even joke
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@alenoah_ he would not say that but this tik tok did make me giggle a bit when i saw it
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doesn’t care
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o ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮ ( rufioh … ) ( with his nook out… ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯     ( releasing his fluids…)    ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◞ ╯
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how do i hurt him through my screen
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can they kiss instead i can’t stand watching 2 bad bitches fight
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doesn’t care
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i dont know…
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this is zoke
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i think she would also like skinny guys more but also i don’t think she would care so yes
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she’s me so yes
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i hate this grain filter whoever made it should dye pls this pic could be such fire matching pfps but there playing with my balls
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yes no explanation
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