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Multipotentialite | Arsenal | @wetalksound | Member @premiabn | franklynikemefune @gmail .com

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined April 2012
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 7!!! PLEASE RETWEET WILDLY!!!!! 💜💜💜
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“I’m disappointed in you” - Someone who didn’t tell you when they appointed you in the first place.
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3 years
Today makes it exactly 1 month that I started the Agbero’s Diary series. In that 1 month, we’ve done 13 episodes & amassed 2.1 million views (and counting) across Twitter, IG & TikTok. Couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you. We’re just getting started. New video today btw!
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 2. Kindly RT! 🥂💜
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1 year
Jumped on the #MrYakubuChallenge . Shoutout to @falzthebahdguy & @VectorThaViper . Kindly Retweet! 🥂❤️
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 11!!! KINDLY RETWEET!! 💜💜💜 #IfAnAgberoHadAdiary #Part11
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2 years
See Sanwo-Olu Dey clap earnestly. Ogbintarigi cheerleader. Remain make e wear skirt tie ribbon for skull.
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 8!!!! PLEASE RETWEET WILDLY & TAG YOUR FRIENDS!!!
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 14!!! LET’S RETWEET & TAG WILDLY!! THANK YOU FOR 1 MONTH OF BACK TO BACK LAUGHTER!! LOVE YOUUUU 💜💜💜
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 6!!! PLEASE RETWEET WILDLY & TAG YOUR PEOPLE!!!!!!!
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 13!! KINDLY RETWEET WILDLY & TAG YOUR FRIENDS 💜💜💜
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2 years
“You be boss naw” - Someone who knows fully well that you’re not the boss of any person, animal, place or thing.
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 17! KINDLY RETWEET!! This one actually made me laugh 😂😂
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 12!! KINDLY RETWEET WILDLY!!! #Ad #BolderByNature
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 16!! KINDLY RETWEET AND TAG EVERYONE!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 9!!! PLEASE RETWEET WILDLY & TAG EVERYBODY YOU KNOW!! 😂😂💜 #AgberoDiaries #IfAnAgberoHadAdiary
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 10!! KINDLY RETWEET 💜🥂
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2 years
Can’t lie; after this election, if Sowore does not place a curse on Nigeria, he has a heart of gold. That man hasn’t gotten up to 26 votes so far.
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 15! KINDLY RETWEET!! Follow @KaoshiNetwork to easily send & receive money from overseas. #Ad
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 19!! KINDLY RETWEET WILDLY!! 💜💜 Follow & download @myDillali , best friend of small businesses/business owners.
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2 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 21!! KINDLY RETWEET AGGRESSIVELY!! Check out @comeLearnAM & download their app. They’ve made learning soooo easy!!
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 18.. KINDLY RETWEET WILDLY AND TAG EVERYBODY!! 💜💜💜
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5 months
As entertaining as Arteta’s gameplay can be, he also has the ability to play the most diabolical football possible. This man is Pep & Simeone combined.
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1 year
Also, massive shoutout to all the Yoruba people who are refusing to be cajoled into this Igbo-hating agenda. Thank you for standing your ground & recognizing that in this day & age, we’re better off united in the face of what is obviously a common enemy. You’re the real MVPs.
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2 months
I lived on the same street with the guy on this card at the time. His name is Bayo but we all called him Highflyer. I used to wonder what it would feel like to represent a telecommunications company. I had no idea mine was coming some years later. Life is indeed interesting.
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2 months
Were you there?
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3 years
YOU ASKED FOR IT, PLEASE RETWEET WILDLY. IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 3!!
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Samo Agbero
10 months
If you move into a new neighborhood in Yoruba land, locate where the Egbon adugbos usually station at. One day when you’re passing there, drop some change for them without them asking. Make sure it’s not much, just enough for drinks. Tell them you’re just appreciating them.
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10 months
Guiding 101:
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2 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 22! KINDLY RETWEET #HorribleBosses edition! #TechAgbero
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2 years
Burna Boy telling Coachella to change the font size they used in writing his name in 2019 all of a sudden doesn’t seem absurd anymore. That year, my man was already mentally where he physically is right now. Be like if dem never call you crazy, your dreams ain’t big enough.
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Samo Agbero
2 years
He’s 38. Past his physical prime. You don’t want people using the same lens to examine your career bro. Rest.
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2 years
Ronaldo desperately claiming Bruno’s goal the other day … I mean, the man is a shadow of his former self.
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2 years
Whatever loan Deyemi The Actor is servicing, I beg the creditors to take it easy on him. Got my man working overtime. That brother is in EVERY movie. Sometimes he’ll be in the trailer of a movie & not be in the actual movie. He’s probably in a Mount Zion movie somewhere.
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1 year
Lol.. Make una no shaa wear that “fur” go outside. First time I understood what it meant, I saw the late Antonio Deinde Fernandez rock it. Na senior men dey wear am o.
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Yemi and his stylist have just unlocked a new level to the Yoruba groom drip.... That additional fur on the shoulder is everything 💉💉
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2 years
I HAVE A SURPRISE & A GIFT FOR YOU. THE SURPRISE IS IN THE VIDEO, THE GIFT DROPS BY MIDNIGHT. IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 23!!! KINDLY RETWEET WILDLY!! Edited By: @signor_martini
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1 year
- Fireboy’s songs will get you into the relationship - JoeBoy’s songs will narrate the joys of that relationship - Ruger’s songs will get you out of the relationship - Omah Lay’s songs will explain the breakfast - Rema’s songs will then officially introduce you to the streets
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Samo Agbero
2 years
EX-NNPC STAFF STOLE 1.6 BILLION DOLLARS!! 😭😭 NAHH!! YOU HAVE TO RETWEET THIS 😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 20!! KINDLY TAG YOUR PEOPLE & RETWEET!! TO BUY THE SAMO AGBERO MERCH, PLS CLICK HERE: #LagosIDcard #LASRRA
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 4!!! PLEASE RETWEET WILDLY!!!! 💜
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2 years
“Okay, let me discuss with my team” - Someone running a one-person business.
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1 year
I belonged to the NYSC Batch B Stream 2, 2014. Due to the Ebola scare, we only spent 3 days in camp. I was posted to the Abuja NYSC orientation camp in Kubwa.
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1 year
How did you find out that your friend is from a rich family?
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2 years
THIS IS WHY EVERYONE WHO JAPA IS NOW A CONTENT CREATOR/LIFE COACH!! 😂😂🤣 KINDLY RETWEET 😅
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2 years
WHEN A YORUBA MAN BASHES YOUR CAR INSIDE LAGOS TRAFFIC 😂😂😂… PLS TAG YOUR LAGOS PEOPLE 🙏
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2 years
MY FIRST DAY IN THE POLICE FORCE!! Kindly RT 😘
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2 years
“The President wishes to express his shock..” - Someone who knows for a fact that the president is neither shocked at the incident nor even aware that he’s president.
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Samo Agbero
2 years
The most genius thing I’ve ever seen from a musician is Lagbaja’s actual face remaining unknown to the public for over 30 years. What’s even more hilarious is that the photos circulating online saying it’s him are absolutely false.
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2 years
How far @adekunleGOLD , I’m in a bit of a dilemma. I know if you enter Old Trafford, Man Utd will lose. But today’s match is against Tottenham & as an Arsenal fan, na draw pay me pass. So, please.. Can you stand at the entrance of the stadium? No enter finish. Make the draw sure.
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2 years
“Stop whyning me abeg” - Someone who in fact wants to hear more of those lies.
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“Do I look like that kind of person to you?” - Someone who not only looks like that kind of person, but is also that person.
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3 years
IF AN AGBERO HAD A DIARY PART 5!!! PLEASE RETWEET WILDLY!! 💜🥂
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2 years
“Okay o, have fun” - Someone who wants you to be miserable in that particular venture.
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3 years
We rise by beating others. - Samo Agbero (2022)
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3 years
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY TO ALL MY WOMEN. LOVE YOUUUU ❤️❤️❤️
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2 years
“Should I start the trip?” - Someone who already started the trip without your permission 5 minutes ago.
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Samo Agbero
2 years
LOL. One day in UI, I was performing a rap song at an Indy Hall event. I had this crossbody bag on me while on stage; someone from the crowed just screamed “why u carry bag, shey you Dey sell recharge card ni?” Instinctively replied with “Oo ni kuure” with the mic in my hand 💀💀
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2 years
“You don work, you don try try” - Someone who in fact had no plans to work & is on his way to jail in a foreign land.
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1 year
- “Egbon Olamide, if you want the car, come & collect it..” (Plus Dija’s dance immediately after) - Tiwa & Sheyi Shay expressly going at it - Burna (Small fonts rage) - Burna X Kanye (Ye mixup) - The day Yahooze dropped - D’Banj performing in a towel - MI X Vector stand-off
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WeTalkSound (WTS)
1 year
what are some of the craziest moments in Nigerian music history.
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2 years
“We need to talk” - Someone who knows a decision has already been made & there isn’t actually going to be a conversation.
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3 years
My first TikTok 😂😂. Kindly follow on there. Taink you many much. 🙏🏾
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3 years
This Moses Simon guy sef.. It’s a football you’re kicking, not cement. Crossing the ball for unseen spirits to head. Na this guy suppose kick racism out of football.
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1 year
BRAND AMBASSADORSHIP ALERT!!! Thought we were playing? Think again. Happy to share that I’ve begun to do big things with @9mobileng ! 9ja, get ready! #ItsTime9ja #HereForYou #Samox9mobile
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Samo Agbero
2 years
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.. The 2022 Garaji Elections hold tomorrow the 16th of March, 2022. It is going to be via Twitter Polls. Poll opens at midnight and it runs for 24 hours to accommodate for all time zones. PLEASE RETWEET SO EVERY GARAJI STAKEHOLDER CAN BE AWARE. ❤️
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2 years
GARAJI CHAIRMAN SPEAKS OUT ON ELECTION RESULTS 😔.. Felt you might need a laugh or two this period. Kindly Retweet ❤️
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Samo Agbero
2 years
When I was in primary school, they used to steal my biro a lot & my dad would say I was careless. One day they stole my biro, omo I went on a rampage. I stole up to 15. Mrs Adebayo shaa dey complain that day say nobody dey write note, she didn’t know it was their judgement day.
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1 year
Here’s one.. It was 2006, I think. It was visiting day at FGGC Ipetumodu, Osun State where my younger sister schooled. My dad drove the whole family to visit her. Incidentally, that was the same day as the PDP flag bearing ceremony at one stadium in Osun State.
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what’s a core memory of yours that you can’t forget? could be anything, even something silly
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1 year
WHAT EXACTLY IS THE CRIME OF THE NIGERIAN YOUTH??🤔 IF YOU SEE THIS, KINDLY RETWEET!! 🥂❤️
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3 years
All the characters from the Agbero Diary series have been so carefully built and curated that each one of them can have entire stories for themselves outside of Samo Agbero. Beautiful.. So beautiful 💜
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2 years
GARAJI CHAIRMANSHIP ELECTION 2022. CHOOSE YOUR CHAIRMAN. KINDLY RETWEET SO EVERYBODY CAN VOTE!!!
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2 years
“All protocols duly observed” - Someone who doesn’t even know the meaning of protocols.
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2 years
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO YOU WILL SEE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEED EVERYBODY TO RETWEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! TAG EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 year
150k at once in 2014 to me be like blood money. I immediately left for the motorpark & entered bus to Umuahia where I was redeployed to. She’ll most likely see this. Lol. And yes, we’re still friends.
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2 years
WOSILAT IS PREGNANT! 🥺🥺.. PART 28.. KINDLY RETWEET WILDLY! ❤️❤️❤️
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Samo Agbero
5 years
The last Burna Boy album title (African Giant) came from the small font Coachella controversy. Maybe this one about who "paved the way" will bring the title to another fire album. Maybe the next album will be titled "Road Map" or "Moral Compass" or "Julius Berger". Energyyy!!
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4 years
Wasn't a murder. Sarz won but Shizzi wasn't bodied. It wouldn't have lasted an hour if it was a murder. We were on there for more than 2 hours. Give props to the legends mahn.
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Peng Man ⚡️
4 years
Sarz murdered Shizzi on this battle !!! Argue with your data!
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3 years
Just remembered that someone sent this to me last week & it cracked me the hell up. 😂😂
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8 months
SAMO ADDRESSES THE SUPER EAGLES AT AFCON 2024!!! “Any keeper wey never catch thief before no suppose dey keep for us..”
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2 years
LAGOS IS NOT A REAL PLACE!!! KINDLY RETWEET!!! 🤣🥂
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2 years
The beat on Asake’s “Joha” is straight out of a New Year’s eve carnival at Agbado Crossing that the youths organized against the wishes of the Landlord’s association & now boys are dancing with one eye on the DJ & the other on the lookout for the police. Absolute scenes. Love it.
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2 years
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! Make e no be like say I no talk my own now. 🥂
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2 years
“It’s all love from this side” - Someone who in fact wishes you untold misfortune.
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3 years
Just ran into a follower of the Agbero Diary series at Iskabar. Lol.. Let’s just say I don’t know yet to what extent people love these series cos the way this man shouted & carried me, omo..💀
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2 years
When my father passed in 2019, I couldn’t believe such a solid guy could die, at 58. I remember thinking my whole life was over. But then, I looked at my mum who, in 27 years of marriage, had never spent more than 2 weeks away from him & vice versa. She must’ve been horrified.
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2 years
People say a lot of things about politicians, but believe me when I say this man is literally the worst of the crop. The absolute worst.
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Channels Television
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Road Cutting, Part Of Strategies To Protect Kogites From Terrorists – Kogi Govt
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“You know what? Forget I said anything” - Someone who wants you to remember every bit of that conversation.
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7 months
SAMO REACTS TO NIGERIA’S VICTORY OVER SOUTH AFRICA!! DO REPOST!! 💚
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“Together we can change this country, I just got my PVC” - Someone traveling abroad next week.
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3 years
Ladies and gentlemen.. Shall we? 💀
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BREAKING: Nigeria’s Road Transport Workers Union, NURTW Suspends MC Oluomo | Sahara Reporters
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2 years
YOUR GARAJI CHAIRMAN HAS SPOKEN!!! KINDLY RETWEET WILDLY!!! 😎🥂
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2 years
Part 24!! Missed you guys a lot 💜💜.. Check out @KaoshiNetwork for their raffle promo this month & partake to win cool prizes. Kindly retweet.
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2 years
“Yasssss Queen” - Someone who knows you’re far from royalty.
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Samo Agbero
3 years
FOR EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN ASKING FOR PART 1. HERE IT IS. 💜
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Samo Agbero
2 years
An open letter to serial philanderer, @Oli_Ekun . I’m #FiredUp4Beef , so meet me tomorrow, Thursday, at Burger King. Let’s settle this once & for all. Finger crozzin. Cc: @burgerkingnga
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1 year
THEY NEED 1.88 BILLION DOLLARS TO CONDUCT THE FORTHCOMING CENSUS 🤣🤣🤣 JUST RETWEET THIS VIDEO PLEASE🤣🤣
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Samo Agbero
3 years
I had a little chat with the good people at @pmnewsnigeria . Do check out the article when you can. Thank you. Here’s the link:
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2 years
“I hope this mail meets you well” - Someone who doesn’t care if you were hit by a train
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8 months
SAMO REACTS TO NIGERIA’S VICTORY OVER IVORY COAST. HE ALSO HAS SOME WORDS OF WISDOM FOR GHANA. Kindly Repost!!!
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2 years
Episode 27! Dedicated to my darling diary! The real MVP! ❤️
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2 years
“Been meaning to call you..” - Someone who in fact doesn’t have your phone number
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“Abeg abeg.. Don’t even start” - Someone who clearly sees that you’ve started.
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2 years
“We outside” - Someone with a curfew.
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3 years
MY GARAJI PEOPLE.. We have officially entered election season. Samo Bobo for Garaji Chairman. This is the campaign poster. Post everywhere!! IG/WhatsApp!! Print it out & paste it everywhere. We are doing this madness both online & offline!!! Currently working on my “manufacto”.
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2 years
EMEFIELE???? KINDLY RETWEET!! 😭😭😭
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