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certified silly goose | tweeting & deleting like it's my job

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Joined August 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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muting this account was the best decision I ever made btw
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2024 OUT: dating apps IN: twitter (as a dating app)
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Chat, I'm punching the air rn
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@Flawless_Cowboi He cried in the parking lot for 30 minutes after seeing avengers endgame
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this mac and cheese is sexual
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it's a bad night to be several beers
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10 mutuals without saying their name would would would would would would would would would not have
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Hey Elmo! We're hanging in there. Did you know Steve, CPA was cheating on his wife????
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Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?
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@_kequann @gxbriellx_ why is this my junior year in a single tweet
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pros & cons of the male species Cons: they're dicks Pros: their dicks
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is this allowed?
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back in boston <3
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@mrsballs69 Hearing a LOT of people she regularly lies about having medical expenses & asking for money. Also saw she dm'd someone saying "delete your comment about engagement farming under my tweet. I don't want to be shadow banned" as if posting 300 recycled memes a day isn't enough.
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(guys I feel kinda skinny)
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@Flawless_Cowboi He cried on our first date after watching avengers endgame
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@uhoh_em
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One day you just wake up in your mid 20s and all you want to do is play pool in a dark dive bar
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Four years ago I was suicidal. I was too depressed to even finish my first year of college. I withdrew from all my classes in March & transferred to a new college. Now I'm graduating with a 3.9 GPA & a mission to help students who feel how I felt. Grad school here I come! 🎓🎉
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If you're a married man on this app and have been in the girlys' DMs, just go ahead and deactivate now xoxo 🫶🏼
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Do the reply guys not know we make fun of you in the girly groupchat?
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Quote w/ you in a hat ✨
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@poitrasluvr
hannah ☆
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quote w u in a hat
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Monday again.
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I don't make the rules
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yassified sloth from ice age
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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had so much fun playing Speak Out
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First day of work, everyone say good luck Em!
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he lied.
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a sext
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yall mind if I enjoy a day on the north shore?
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ballin, but at what cost?
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1 year
Go and ask your 22-28 year old girl friends when they learned the word "irrevocably".
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@NHLBruins Pay. Jeremy. Swayman. Right. Now. Whatever he wants.
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liking my tweets
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introvert
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what is your favorite non sexual act of intimacy?
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thank you friends, fans, & foes
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1 like and ill order a large cheese pizza and stay in tonight.
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@thotdestroyer15 am i supposed to know what im watching rn?
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good morning, I'm cleaning out my camera roll
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here you go! 🥀
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Getting a "hey girly" dm is like getting drafted for war
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hard launching, everyone clap
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how I dress irl (a little fun, a little gay, always comfy)
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@sluggymcduggy
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How I dress irl. If there’s one thing about me, I’m gonna dress like a comfy bisexual 🤌🏻
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ALL FOR A SINGLE COBBLESTONE STREET. GO HOME.
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Goodnight say it back
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"What if we just pull up to the bar in jerseys?"
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all the kids at the HR derby rn
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open up the fucking Josh pit!!!!!!
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I'm just sayin....
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@kaichokes
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post a pic where your face card was insane
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let's see ya wearing a hat
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@msriannbakes
riann ☘︎
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let’s see a pic of you wearing a hat A HAT YOU SAY
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archived from the favs folder
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as a hiring manager, I am BEGGING you to change your email display name.
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another married man on Twitter being creepy in the DMs? Shocker.
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happy hump day let's get after it
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The Molson "See my Name" ad brings me to tears EVERY time.
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yall mind if I lock in for a sec?
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snap saw it first
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I just love me a man who is a fan of The Boston Celtics
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Yeooooo I just asked a girl on a date and she said yes. I'm SO back
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should I jump on the bed?
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bad night to be a double ipa
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@Rbml7165 @JamesonN10 there was no violence among protestors. it was when the police got involved. everyone is now literally trapped.
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I'm literally clothed though??
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@TheyLuvvLi_
liyah biaa 🤍
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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anyone wanna become friends and drink beers together?
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My boss just told me I'm getting promoted in January. Everyone say "good job Em"
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Goodnight haters
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QT with a pick of you holding something Shocking, I know.
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QT with a pick of you holding something Are we surprised? No.
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goodnight besties
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good morning, I did in fact beat the hungover allegations
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Be back soon Boston 🫶🏼
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phenomenal day to be a beer (it's international beer day)
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goodnight say it back 🖤
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found this somewhere in florence
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@peachlybeloved
b r o o k e *:・゚✧
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y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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we've locked in🔒
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If I had a wife I'd be posting about her all day
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Twitter is a dating app in case you forgot
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I'll believe Biden is dying when popcrave tweets it
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golden hour or whatever they call it
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going back to the white mountains next weekend to recreate these actually
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@alexissTyler
lex in tx
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show me a picture of you from across the table looking pretty
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Monday again
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You but no face 🥀
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@nyymadi
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You but no face 😈
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no rizz, just big blues.
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venus💫 semi inactive
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if you have pretty eyes qrt this PLEASE
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🚨Breaking News 🚨 Em has finally left her bed after 3 long days and is leaving her apartment for coffee. More on this soon. Back to you, Tom.
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These leggings have pockets btw
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bad day to be a $5.99 bouquet of flowers at Trader Joe's
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repping our big rat captain today✌🏼
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I got a job offer yall
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@SVyrus @arsaic @GKuhlenschmidt Hunny there’s no such thing as black on white racism. Read the room. And while you’re at it, read a book and educate yourself. You may have experienced oppression for being gay, but that isn’t racism.
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good morning chat
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@stoolpresidente Sophia was literally just Alex's hype guy in the background anyways... Give Alex a deal and let Sophia walk. She's irrelevant.
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🤍🖤
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67 days until the return of Red Sox Em
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goodnight friends 🌙
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server goes "welcome to bottomless brunch, you have 90 minutes to drink" challenge accepted
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Based on name alone, where should I go for brunch?
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love you 🫶🏼
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pls stop unfollowing me this is all I have & I love u guys
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5 years
Twitter do your thing. Find these assholes.
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1 year
just laid another failed hinge match to rest. welcome to the graveyard, jordan.
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I need to unfollow some of you, sorry. only the worthy will survive.
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happiest mf place on earth
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HAPPY NOW?
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