COC @TweetMOPOL Twitter profile

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1 year

Africans need to be careful with this. Putin might have a tiny soft spot for you, but all his probable successors probably don’t. Welcome the competition Russia presents, but don’t see them as the messiah. They are not.

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"We are Putin, and Putin is us." - Julias Malema

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3 years

CrazeClown’s era was the peak of Instagram comedy sha. 15 secs can get you laughing for 30mins. Now one has to wait 2 mins to know whether to laugh or vex.

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6 years

Transfer money to my real body

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6 years

You wake up in Davido's body. What's the first thing you'd do?

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5 years

They don close door, remaining to off light wear condom 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

Squawka Live

@Squawka_Live

5 years

OFFICIAL: Bayern Munich have now confirmed their Champions League game against Chelsea will now take place behind closed doors.

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3 years

They even get the old werey wey dey disguise like say e follow us dey suffer, when Na him be the source of our oppression

mechanical bull ♉

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3 years

The attention to detail in squid game is so good, they even got that green and white (🇳🇬) is the true colour of debt and suffering.

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5 years

@CobWasDreaming @DbossRules You need to take out the rug and put some tiles man.. visitors can still choose to sleep on this floor.

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6 years

My advice to Nigerians emigrating to Canada. When you enter, drop every bad character you needed to survive in Nigeria. That land is fertile for goodwill. You don't need to outshine anyone, Just enjoy your life to the best level you can afford.

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6 years

In Nigeria, he would have been selling gala in hold up. SMH.

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1 year

Peter Obi just evaded the Nnamdi Kanu treatment by a whisker Looking back at the last few weeks, I can infer (even though with limited confidence) that there was a plot by the ruling party to proscribe the Obidient movement as a terrorist group. Let me explain.

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6 years

"Come out from under the bed, my daddy saw you. He has gone to bring cutlass"

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6 years

2 days to World Cup, Tailor: I Don almost finish, e remain keeper own 1 day to go: I Don finish, I go bring am b4 you travel. Opening day: *The number you are calling is not reachable at the moment*

Ben Murray-Bruce

@benmurraybruce

6 years

Just imagine if those 3 million Nigerian Super Eagles jerseys were made by a firm in Aba rather than @Nike . Aba tailors have the capacity to produce them. We just lost an opportunity to infuse at least $100 million into the Nigerian economy and provide jobs for our youths.

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6 years

Please don't compare Burna Boy to wizkid. Wizkid fought for African acts, Burna Boy is fighting due to pride. If the small fonts were reserved for just Africans, I would have agreed with his point. There are ppl bigger than him with smaller fonts. Rest

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3 years

We were just spotting gbagaun and cracking jokes till those in Tbh twitter brought all their toxicity

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5 years

I've learnt that it's not because women cheat smarter. Its because side niggas know how to stay on their lane and keep it low.

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6 years

Man Utd has escaped banter, Tottenham escaped, Chelsea cruise, we are moving to Arsenal.

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5 years

If you know you're of great value, you won't need to play hard to get. Hard to get is a way of creating fake value. It doesn't last.

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5 years

Why men don't play hard to get when a lady request for their number? Are you guys that cheap?

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6 years

They work under so much pressure and are often disrespected by patients and staff. With time they absorb it and become rude as well. They should be respected.

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3 years

One from the old days

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10 months

A child that needed urgent IV access died in my arms because there was no paediatric cannula in an entire general hospital. We kept trying with everything we could till the child died. From then, till I left Nigeria, I carried paediatric emergency kit in my car. Then you want..

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6 years

If Nigeria must remain one nation, this state of origin stuff must be abolished. A Nigerian is supposed to have equal rights across the country. Something must be done about this. You shouldn't be having issues schooling or working anywhere in your country

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7 years

Fraud is not hustle Fraud is crime

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6 years

CeeC didn't win. The last time Nigerians rejoiced like this was when Abacha died #bbnaija #BBNaijafinale

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6 years

Forget the chimamanda issue, why are Nigerians like this??. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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6 years

if Mourinho just shouts "Atiku for president", EFCC will uncover the truth behind that Sanchez deal

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6 years

The boy is turning to a man. God's favour is very evident in my life. I'm not close to perfect but God remains faithful. HBD to me 🎊

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5 years

How many of you read this murder story on @instablog9ja ? You read wrong. I got the real story. I'm only sharing it because there are things to learn from it. Permission has been taken from source. #thread .

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6 years

politicians came to our church with convoys and the Rev has focused the preaching on looting of public funds 😂🙌🙌🙌

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6 years

Ordinary backheel, Uncle lukaku is doing like he wants to start okada.

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3 years

Angel targets people in Vulnerable and private moments and tries to instigate them against people. I can’t believe I missed this for so long. #Bbnaija

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3 years

Holy Ground - Davido feat Nicki Minaj This song is extremely underrated 🔥

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5 years

prolly how the convo went Guy: Sorry, that's my seat (not really asking him to move) Wole Soyinka: oh sorry, I.... Tonye Cole/others: Don't you have respect? Go and look for another seat. G: it's my seat, I paid for it TC/O: don't u have elders? WS: it's fine, I'll move

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6 years

I can't be friends or partner with someone that treats poor people with disrespect rather than compassion. That's a deal breaker for me.

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6 years

This is total disrespect of Nigeria. For those of you that find this funny, the president of Nigeria is a position, not a person. They are disrespecting the position, not the person. Partisan politics always blinds you people.

Dos Santos

@MyksonDosSantos

6 years

BUHARI has finished us. @MrFixNigeria @MrStanleyNwabia @YarKafanchan @henryshield @PDPVanguard @akaebube @Tutsy22 @The_Jonathanian @AMADICHIMA @KakaakiSocial @renoomokri @PremiumTimesng @I_Am_Ilemona @YemieFASH @bolanle_cole @AbdulMahmud01 @adeyanjudeji

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6 years

So you actually support that trash of a song. Maybe Davido was right to banish you afterall

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6 years

Olamide with the Midas touch , Lil kesh finally got one , it’s been long

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1 year

Also,they keep trying to divide you on tribal lines. Igbo Obidients in particular need to understand that they are trying to isolate you from other tribes. The onus is more on you to be tolerant and focus on the task. You have a lot of yorubas with you, don’t focus on the bigots.

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1 year

You have many Northerners with you too. The ones not with you mostly wanted Atiku as first choice. The ruling party does not have real support anywhere. You must remember that your fight is against them, not the North. Remain peaceful, united and tactical.

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6 years

This, my friends, is why Martinez gets paid with money and Obinna is compensated with Retweets.

GHOST 🥷🏾

@Obxnna

6 years

Martinez is stupid. Wtf are Chadli and Fellaini doing here? He brought off Mertens and Carrasco for them lmaoooo. Meanwhile Batshuayi and Dembele are still on the bench. Mourinho-esque substitutions

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2 years

Burna Boy is actually now the biggest African musician. Hard pill to swallow, but one must admit facts

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7 years

#50Kchallenge The tweets and replies LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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7 years

Look at how Jesus sat rojo on the ground like he wanted to tell him a parable

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7 years

Mr Eazi is the type of person to sit with Ghanaians seriously trashtalking Nigerians and they'll say "you're not like them" then he'll blush

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6 years

That's 100% correct You can't go to Wembley. Or Russia! Pls stay in one corner!

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1 year

For the avoidance of doubt, the terrorist proscription ploy is my feeling from my assessment of recent events. An opinion, rather than a verifiable fact. However, it is to be taken seriously. Be careful. Look out for traps. You’re dealing with Evil beings.

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5 years

Ibe is the funniest person in the history of twitterNG. So much consistency for so long.

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6 years

When I realized that the problem with Nigeria is Nigerians, not just the leaders, I stopped stressing myself so much.

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6 years

Naa. SARS will leave Thanos and accuse Tony Stark and Shuri of yahoo yahoo.

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2 years

I think Thierry Henry is the most intelligent footballer in EPL history. Man was able to tell that Akin Alabi was bad vibes at first glance.

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3 years

Amara’s gist is not surprising. Someone that decided to carry that flag to a protest where govt was looking for the slightest illegal stuff to justify arresting protesters.

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1 year

The reason for this thread is to warn obidients to be careful and tactical. The people you are against only play dirty. Analyse every good and bad news before going with it. The outcome could have been catastrophic if Obidients helped that man in the plane screaming “obidients”.

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7 years

After shagging your soulmate, you find out it was the squad's plan from the start to pass you around 👌👌 😂

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6 years

No amount of money is big. Once you get it, you'll realize.

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5 years

You guys saying he missed an opportunity are not used to young ppl being great. The young man could be a top developer at Google. Could be an accomplished international businessman. It's not your fault, you see life from your level.

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6 years

Tobi was in a toxic place, had someone draining him mentally, losing him fans and still benefiting from his HOH victories. His new partner has guaranteed him a place in the finals. Learn to leave toxic friendships #BBNaija

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5 years

One thing I HATE about Nigerians. We are quicker to pity thieves than beggars. If you pity Naira Marley but get irritated when ppl beg online or offline, you're a thief at heart. You just don't know it yet.

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6 years

Funny thing about this twitter. Someone will tweet today "N750k per month is small" Same person later: "I just passed out of NYSC, RT my employer may be on your TL"

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6 years

Ronaldo is the GOAT. Messi is just a scape goat

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1 year

It was well coordinated but they didn’t get the expected reaction. Obidients castigated the “Igbo Chief” and the flight disruptor, investigated them and found out that none of them have records of being obidients. If anything, they have worked for other parties.

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6 years

@tobibakre "choke me daddy"

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6 years

Hypoglycemia (Low blood sugar) is very dangerous because it can kill within minutes. Retweet to save a life! issa #Thread

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6 years

-You spend your whole day teaching people to change -They change -You dig up their conversations from when they hadn't changed What exactly is your aim?

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3 years

Just to add another fun fact. When Jaykaykenny moved from Ukraine and Ade took over as the son, people called him dry and did not like him. With persistence, people grew to love him and now seem to have forgotten the previous legendary son, Kenny.

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5 years

Most women on my TL are supporting Neymar against his false accuser. I hope we guys learn to support actual victims when it's the other way, and leave out silly questions like "why did she visit him alone".

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1 year

They still went ahead with their failed plan, but all they had to go with was Datti’s statements. They couldn’t find any quote to directly implicate Peter Obi. Now it’s backfiring internationally, and locally.

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5 years

Stories like this are plenty. It's the failed ones that usually get publicity. Others are quietly enjoying their r/ships on a low-key.

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2- The man planted in the plane to cause mayhem and specifically instigate Obidients in the plane to come to his aid. It would have been termed as aeroplane hijacking which is taken very serious internationally. 3- “Religious war doctored phone conversation”

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7 years

My advice to guys; If you must date a broke girl in 2018, let her be at least book-smart and financially wise! Leave girls living above their means in 2017.

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4- Then quickly carry these reports to US (knowing their history with 9-11) and proscribe the movement. 5- Then have local respected “self proclaimed neutral” figures (like Wole Soyinka) comment on the events to give it more legitimacy

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5 years

With VAR, Spanish league may have not dominated the UCL all those years.

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6 years

@TOKE____ @OvieO When you don't know whether to stay in coma or beg her to come back

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10 months

... to tell me that AI/telemedicine will solve that hospital's problem??? Let's say I agree to work for free from the UK and give medical advise, has govt employed enough on ground to work? Do they have tools?? Am I even a cheaper alternative in the first place?

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7 years

If I laugh at Man Utd now, they'll laugh at me tomorrow when we collect. If I don't, they'll still laugh at me. So.. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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@ZinaSpeaks @LadyToluu @DrOlufunmilayo @BolanleCole @I_Am_Ilemona @Datoofthecreeks @PH_Prinx @KBUdeogu @Kiiynah @Roland_speaks @akaebube Giving head (especially male on female) puts you at higher risk of mouth and throat cancer. Be careful with what you guys post here!!!

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1 year

They seem to have planned multiple terrorist-like events in quick succession, then to proscribe the group locally, and go to the international media with reports. 1- The “Igbo leader” of no known or active Igbo group threatening to bring a proscribed group to Lagos.

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3 years

@niggazoid @olumhe You’ll do one, photographer will tell you to repeat until you nail it. People online will be shouting God when 🤣😂

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6 years

"I pick this pen from the basket of love..... " "I will show this to Uncle Dipo. You're a bad boy"

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7 years

Lagos mechanics looking at all the cars in the Lekki flood

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7 years

A healthy marriage is an accomplishment. It is "goalsss" It is a blessing Don't play it down because you think you can't achieve it.

Habiba Da Silva

@HabibaDaSilva

7 years

Marriage is not an accomplishment. Marriage is not an accomplishment. Marriage is not an accomplishment.

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6 years

Dino Melaye, Our "asthmatic" senator outran kidnappers for 11 hours in the wilderness. This script sha.

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6 years

Because she CHOSE to. Women nowadays want to dictate the lives of other women. Always making ppl feel less because of their choices.

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@Jezebel

6 years

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie wants to know why Hillary Clinton's Twitter bio leads with 'Wife'

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8 years

People are just mad on social media 😂😂😂

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3 years

@MarquizDejavex @Postsubman As you’re already holding your head in your avi, just start to pray for sense to enter.

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9 years

#MemeHistory Jesus: you legions of demons, leave him and go into the swines demons: pls 1 last pic

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6 years

Whether you're a Chelsea fan, Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham etc, there's this joy and peace that comes when United lose 😂

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6 years

When everyone in your row steps out for holy communion and you're the only "sinner" left.

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@wendyshaygh @Mojss_AA @iamcardib Who is Wendy shay? Like black Friday seyi shay?

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6 years

Lemme join. I try small #FineDoctorTwitter

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6 years

Sarriball would have been difficult if courtois was still our keeper.. good riddance

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3 years

@shazzar_dee We are not really comparing comedians. We are talking of an era where instagram comedy peaked as a whole. There were other comedians too that excelled that period and some are still excelling with the transition.

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7 years

He does. But he gets laughed at each time. He brings it here so we can support his movement, we make jest of him. Leaders of tomorrow

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7 years

Imagine how interesting the Senate Chambers would be if Ben Murray Bruce spoke on the floor like he tweets.

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When I worked in govt hosptls, I know how many patients I had to risk my life to handle without gloves because they weren't provided and I couldn't watch som1 die. For the min of health to say hlthcr workers cause their own death is heartbreaking.

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3 years

Not only people, relationships. Once she sees vulnerability, she pounces and instigates. It’s quite scary. It doesn’t even matter if you are friends. Loyalty at face value. #Bbnaija

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7 years

See what someone DMd me. Guys have suffered sha 😂😂😂. Never again 😂

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4 years

Tacha keeps rising above the negativity of her past

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6 years

@jackdre02 My dad just bought a new laptop then, we used to 'borrow' it to play game while he's at work. One day we did the usual and put newspapers inside to make the bag heavy. He came back home, took the bag and went for a conference. Long story short, he bought koboko on his way back.

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6 years

If Burna Boy was wiser, he'd have told someone to tweet it, then retweet. This is not an award ceremony invite. It's not a free service. You were paid. You need to learn to treat clients better. You can't be seen damaging your client's image without prior private contact.

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4 years

Does an Igbo man in Kano carry his goods into a random person’s compound and start selling? Can a Yoruba man move to Katsina and open a mechanic workshop on someone’s property?? Why is the law different for herdsmen? Someone needs to explain to me.

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@_alphawoman When a man accepts you with a child that is not his, it's a very good sign. As for the other, remember that you have something(someone) that he wants, you can't trust the new behavior. Test him with a blatant NO, with time you'll see his aggressive side again.

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3 years

PSG vs Man City highlights/Livestream #PSGMCI

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6 years

in 2019, Nigerians will be forced to choose between 2 tested and proven failures.

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3 years

She even just told Pere that she spoke to Queen about Whitemoney when Queen was sad ant JMK. I can’t believe I used to like her so much. Maybe it’s because she came in under the mental health camouflage and I’ve been seeing her as one fragile egg. My eye don clear sha #BBNaija

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@fkeyamo Nah. Emi Lokan is more like Portugal that kept the applicant (past his prime) on the bench and sent others to win it for him. Messi was at the fore front of GOAT debates, answering questions on the pitch by himself.

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