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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

2 years

Me and the girlies when it's girlcock o'clock

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 year

Her hyper cock? Her hyper ass?? None of it matters compared to....her hyper personality............... her hyper heart......

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

6 months

Girl who turns her plushies so they don't see her loud, sloppy, musky jerk off sessions, moaning like a whore, practically screaming her lungs out with each pump, and pretty much painting her entire room with cum in noisy shot after shot. Wouldn't want to ruin their innocence!

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 year

Minor disagreement? Fuck you. Fills your brain up with cum. Take that. Whatcha gonna do now, huh? Whatcha thinking about now? Nothing, cum for brains.

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 year

Ummm anyways

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 year

Christ, girl, your cock stinks!! How are you not ashamed that everywhere you walk in tainted with the stench of your disgusting virility? Clearly I have no choice but to lewdly spitshine that obscene rod while cumming handsfree over and over again, for, like, the community.

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

7 months

Girl who just walks around with her fat sweaty cock hanging out all the time, and whenever anyone questions it she just shows them her doctors note saying she's far too big and sensitive to try covering it up and the people immediately accept it and treat it as normal

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3 months

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 year

That's a good point but unfortunately the second I shove my musky bulge in your face you'll never make a coherent sentence again.

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Just because I'm, like, totally addicted to shoving my face against your crotch and taking a big huff of your potent, unwashed cockmusk no matter where we are or who's around us doesn't mean I like you or anything!

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 year

Did you just cum inside me? Erm. That just happened. Omg my stomach is totally being bulged beyond belief by your burning hot breed juice, because that's normal now. The next person in line to slamfuck my womb into submission is right behind me, isn't she?

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

7 months

Girl having a full body orgasm that leaves them shaking, unable to move, eyes almost rolled into the back of her head, stuck gripping onto her sheets with enough force to threaten to tear them, as a single drop of watery sperm dribbles out of her cock

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 year

There's just something so cozy about getting violently mating pressed by a girl with literally zero thoughts about anything but knocking you up.

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

2 years

Gamer girl who sucks at games but IS really good at whipping her cock out and masturbating furiously whenever any girl character is on screen. I think she deserves some respect for that.

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 year

Actually my fetishes are completely vanilla. I'm into armpit fucking and sniffing a girl's ass until the smell alone makes me cum. Regular, boring shit like that.

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Girls who cum effortlessly... Like, a little squeeze of the dong and a long, thick rope of potent girlspunk comes flying out on command... Literally sitting the wrong way or just having something pressed against her leaky faucet could leave a large, sticky mess...

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

6 months

Girl who struggles with communication so she just lets you know she has a thing for you by whipping out her foot long greasy breedstick and rubbing it against your face, hoping you'll get you're not just being marked with her heavy monster's musk, but her love as well <3!

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

GROPING A WOMAN'S FUCKING BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROPING A MAN'S FAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROPING EITHER OR FOR A NONBINARY PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GENDER EQUALITY IN THE WORKPLACE!

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

N-No!! I'm not one of those premature ejaculating l-losers! I'm,,I'm just,,,speedrunning orgasm,! You should be c-congratulating me on the gold split,,,,,,,mnngh,,,

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@trans_aristotle

4 months

Hey I'm sorry to bother you. Don't wanna annoy you. But. Do you shave your armpits? No? Interesting. Hey just give me a second it's no big deal just give me a second I just need to- SNNNFHFHHGGYHGHSNSNNFFFFFFFFFFFF HUFFHRHRHHGGHFFFSSNFFFHHHFFR okay thank you for your time goodbye

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

I think cumming onto things is legitimately one of my biggest fetishes. Imagining a girl covering random things with cum, whether accidental because she's a quick shot who can't help herself or purposefully because she's a total pervert/wants to mark her property, is SO hot

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

11 months

I think if you get to fuck a slime girl and you decide to stick your penis in a place that it'd usually be possible to penetrate on a normal girl, you're a witless coward. You'll never have the opportunity to fuck someone's belly or arm or neck again. May as well take it.

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

6 months

Girl who can tell you have troubles communicating so she just shoves your face into her armpit while giving you some gentle tugs whenever she sees you, so you don't have to deal with the stress of asking <3

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@trans_aristotle

2 months

I love clothing bulges that just perfectly shape around the cock. Like. You're not pitching a tent or anything, your entire shaft is wrapping the fabric around it like a condom, letting you still see every vein pulsing.. but it's still not nudity, so there's nothing wrong!

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

"HEY BESTIE WANNA SEE HOW FAST I CAN TEAR APART THIS FLESHLIGHT DESIGNED AFTER YOUR BODY WITH MY COCK" "OH SHIT, NEW RECORD!! I HADN'T EVEN STARTED TRYING YET, AND RIIIIPPP! ABSOLUTELY TORN TO SHREDS. ANYWAYS, WANNA 'HANG OUT' TONIGHT~?"

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Girl with a cock so sensitive she can't even wear any bottoms without the pressure causing her to be stuck in an endless, brain melting orgasm without her even moving in them

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Haha wouldn't it be funny if you shoved your nose into my sweaty ballsack and lost your mind under my hot, powerful girl scent like a good princess? Like a joke? Hahaha lol yeahhh

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Cocks lifting skirts!! Cocks lifting skirts!!!

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Stinky NEET girl with a small, barely working cock who's perverted mommy domme is obsessed with the state of her life "Guhh,,,Mommy,,jeesh,,can you put that thing away? I'm binge watching Super Cute Magical Catgirls In Another World for the third time and the stroking is so loud"

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Hey I noticed the imprint of your fat meatlog in your cumstained sweatpants and was wondering, and feel free to say no if you think this is weird, if you'd want to get married.

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Hey, that's enough. Just calm down and take a biiiig sniff of my armpits, okay honey? That's right, that's a good girl, just let your mind melt away....

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

11 months

Girl sending you videos of her cumming obscene amounts every so often with no captions or anything like she was a mutual sending you memes

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Girl walking around completely normal doing her day to day life but she just has a foot long tent bulging her skirt at all times and randomly erupts out puddles of pudding thick nutgunk at random

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

2 years

You don't understand how your roommate sneaking up on you and covering you with her girlgunk several times a day is a funny prank, but all of her NEET friends in vc seem to think it's hilarious so you let her do it.

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Waitress who says "say when" when she starts pumping her seed inside of you and doesn't stop until you give her the signal

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Secretary who not-so-subtly is always having some hand movements under the desk whenever her boss needs to talk to her. She seems so sure she'd never get caught, despite the fact she can barely make a coherent sentence.

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

6 months

Hey honey, are you doing alright? Do you need to sniff my fat, sweaty balls?

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

"Malfunctioning" chastity cage that makes your cock bigger. It seems to work just fine when you put it on, it fits nice and tight and keeps you from really getting hard, but once you take it off you notice you've grown at least twice the size and can't really get soft anymore

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Did you know: if you let your gf milk you often enough slowly the world's perception of you will turn into a cow, and you, in turn, will transform into a docile, obedient little cowgirl that loves to moo for your owner?

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 month

Telling a girl that her cock is hanging out can be a very embarrassing and stressful experience for her, so it's best to avoid it. Instead, you should stealthily jerk her to completion from behind, and then sneak her cock back into her panties, so no one has to be nervous!

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

27 days

Need a girl with an absolutely enormous, fear inducing pair of balls filled to the brim with cum thick enough to clog her pipes if she didn't shoot it with the force of a firehose, who's also one little smooch on those delicate nuts away from emptying it all out onto the floor

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

7 months

I post about neet roommates rubbing their cocks all over your shit, but neet roommates who do the exact same with their pussy are just as important. Soaking your pillow while you're gone, scissoring your used flashlights hoping for a hint of your sperm to transfer, the good shit.

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@trans_aristotle

1 year

Working hard under your slob neet gf's gamer setup to get her off down your throat under the promise of a reward only for her to unleash her load thick enough to clog your windpipe hours later and then thank you by grabbing your face, dragging it to hers, and loudly belching

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Girl who says she needs to go masturbate with the same sort of casualness that someone would tell you they need to go piss would.

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Flirting by slapping my sweaty, musky cock over your face and rubbing the scent into you, gently grinding on your lips until I bathe your hair in thick, sticky girlcum. Hopefully you can take a hint,, 👉👈

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Well it looks like you're much too tight for my cock to actually fit inside of you so I have no choice but to just jerk off onto all of your personal belongings and make sure you never touch anything that hasn't been deeply soaked with my scent. I simply have no choice.

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@trans_aristotle

3 months

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1 year

Girl who doesn't mind sitting under your desk with her face stuffed in your crotch for the entirety of the new 6 hour video reviewing a Nickelodeon sitcom that you will now be spending the rest of your day watching

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Why can't a lady twice my age sheepishly show off her body for me while, not being able to understand why her mature curves are making me go feral, but being unable to resist that feeling in her core that she hasn't felt in so, so long that watching me jack off is giving her.

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Soft girls whose entire bodies are practically fuckpillows 😵‍💫

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

If a woman ever calls you a dork just know she wants to milk you dry

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Girl who admittedly only ever hangs around you so she can use you as fapfuel later, but absolutely refuses to stuff you full of her fat, overused cock no matter how much you beg because you're friends and that'd be weird.

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Girl who's been pretty normal all her life but radically changes after she gets a girlfriend who's special interest is "premature ejaculating, perverted femcels who get off on incorporating their cum into as much of their girlfriend's life as possible."

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Slob girl with a cock thicker than your head who only ever gets out of bed to shove her cock in your face, no matter what you're doing, just because she knows it'll take at most 10 seconds for your brain to completely melt into mush and for you to start worshipping

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Seemingly wholesome milf who is actually the most perverted slut in the world, only letting you see that hidden side of her rarely and intensely before immediately reverting back to that sweet, delicate persona of hers

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Cumming inside a skinny girl until she turns plump

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Honey, I know Mommy's pussy feels good, but you need to quiet down. I'm watching my favorite show right now, and your groans of absolute, mindless pleasure as you dump load after load inside of my womb is making it hard to hear!

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@trans_aristotle

1 month

Super pent up girl whos anxious and trying to be really polite while hinting to her girlfriend for help getting her off, while her throbbing dick pulses red with anger, the churning of nut butter sounding almost like growling as it demands what the girl is too shy to outright say

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Hey I'm sorry about cumming on your face earlier. Yeah, by earlier I mean barely a couple seconds ago. It's all in the past, right? Yay, that's good, cause I have another load coming and it feels like a sticky one.

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Wet, sloppy, messy, passionate, and loud rimjobs by a bitchy goth girl

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@trans_aristotle

10 months

Being mating pressed by the cutest, sweetest, most innocent girl you know all while she rambles absolute filth in her own haze of pleasure. Before, you wouldn't have been surprised if she didn't know what sex is, now she's jackhammering your "porn cheeks" while huffing your pits.

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@trans_aristotle

3 months

Ugh, we all have that one asshole coworker that always makes rude comments like "you should smile more", "your condom is leaking", "can you stop jerking off to my fat tits and do your work?", "Holy shit thats so big theres no way that'll fit inside of me", and "nNGF KNOCK ME UP!"

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Streamer who seems completely normal and innocent other than the fact that she has a cock cam on in every stream that's always leaking, twitching, and loudly gurgling. That's not even mentioning the fact that whenever it cums the spluttering sound completely drowns out her voice

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Kind women who will nicely hold your faces into their armpits until you're sniffing obediently like a good pet and thanking them profusely

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Oopse, sorry about smearing my cock grease all over your face! I didn't see you down there! Fuck,,your face looks so god damn good like that,,,makeup smeared,,,,sticky lines attached to my dick still,,, GHgngGhghhFUCKKK I'M SORRY!! I'M CUMMING! IM CUMMING ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!!

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@trans_aristotle

6 months

Ughggh it's so annoying when people go "your balls look so heavy, can I carry them". Yes!! They are heavy!!! But you can't carry them, because the feeling of your soft flesh against mine will send me into a messy, leg shaking orgasm for the next hour and a half!!

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

I just want a girl that you can see get dumber and dumber as her cock gets harder and harder

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@trans_aristotle

3 months

Endlessly cumming, hair trigger cock fucking an endlessly cumming, hair trigger pussy until the room is so flooded they can barely breathe

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Cowgirl with massive, obnoxious, overstuffed breasts that begs you to milk them because of how impossibly full they feel, but who you're incredibly hesitant to milk because whenever her "udders" feel any pressure at all she ends up splurting so much cowcum that it floods the room

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Is there anything more pure and holy than an absurdly thick girl with an absurdly thick cock

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@trans_aristotle

2 months

Hey, can you whip out your cock real quick? No, I'm not interested in doing anything weird with it, you're SO not my type, I just want to take some quick measurements so I can create a perfect replica dildo that I'll spend the rest of the week riding while I scream your name.

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

I want to be constantly groped and grinded against and treated like a sexdoll to a ghostgirl all hours of the day while I don't have the faintest clue what's happening other than the fact that something feels really good

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Holy shit are you kissing your girlfriend in public?? Pervert!! Just suck her dick like a normal person! There's no reason to cause a scene with your gross, wet smooch sounds when you can cause one with your gags from having your throat thoroughly fucked!!

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Girl with pheromones that prepare everyone around her to be violently bred and turned into mothers, but the girl doesn't realize it at all. She used to find it a bit odd how she couldn't hold a conversation for 5 sections without the other person rubbing themselves on something-

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@trans_aristotle

2 months

Thinking of a concept for an actual full ass story about a "straight" girl whoring out more and more for girl cock publicly "for fashion". Starts with her just wearing a trans colored bracelet for support and ends with her pregnant and being led around by a leash by her "friend".

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4 months

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

The most delicate girl you've ever met sending you a video of her tearing apart a sex doll with her massive cock, thrusting violently enough that her bed's creaks sound like screams of agony, and cumming enough to pop holes in the thing, all while tenderly moaning your name

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@trans_aristotle

1 month

I often tweet about girls letting their cocks hang but it's very, very important to remember one crucial fact: pussies too

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@trans_aristotle

2 months

Two girls who absolutely hate each other's guts but whose cocks are in love with each other. They spend their afternoons desperately frotting together while refusing to give any eye contact, telling the other to shut up any time they moan and complaining about the other's musk

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Girlfriend with incredibly potent cum and hyperactive nuts that needs you to milk every drop out of her at least once an hour because if you don't the smell of all of that accumulated ballgunk inside of her starts making people around her dizzy

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@trans_aristotle

2 months

Big scary manager lady at work who you've never seen any human emotion from calling you into her office, only for her to explain in the same cruel and calm tone they says everything how she needs you to violently throatfuck her until your entire shaft is painted with her lipstick

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Really shy girl whose penis looks incredibly small, but once you start bullying her for it you watch it grow bigger and bigger until it's so large that you actually start bullying her again for how useless it is

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2 years

Girls with prominent cock bulges in their jeans wonder if anyone notices while everyone around them is openly masturbating staring at that thinly restrained beast of girlmeat.

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

What if a girl smelled really really really really really bad? What would you do? Would you love her,,? Wwpuould you ggigeve herakiss?

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Take a whiff loser. You know what that is? That's right, that's prime porn addicted, completely impotent, 2 inch cock MUSK!! Look at you, already cumming in your pants at the thought of me failing to get my cock past your cheeks and into your hole. It's pathetic!!

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Oblivious girl reading a book at the library, unaware that her obscene, massive shaft is just hanging out limply beneath her table, casually shooting out heavy loads of precum loud enough that the librarian had to come tell her to quiet down before the musk... "distracted her"..

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@trans_aristotle

1 year

Being bred by a pack of bunny girls. They all lack in size, sure, but there's just so many of them and they're all so stubborn to get the pleasure they're owed that there's barely a single surface on your skin that isn't being rutted against by multiple bunny breedsticks at once

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

Lazy mushroom girl who spreads pores that make people obsessively horny and makes their cocks massively bigger surrounded by a party of mesmerized adventures who dared go into the magical forest, all violently jerking off, dumping load after load onto her and never calming down

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2 years

Girl who apologizes for the smell vs girl who shoves you deeper and asks you if you fucking like that, you little bitch

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1 year

Girl who constantly pranks you by telling you to turn around and look at something cool before shoving your face straight between her twerkpillows and wiping her ass sweat off with your face as a rag. How do you still fall for this? It's like you like it or something, lol~

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2 years

Girl who's super embarrassed of her absurd cockstank trying to desperately explain that she can't help it and she just showered while everyone "makes fun of her" by shoving their noses into her balls and huffing like their lives depend on it while cumming their brains out

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2 years

Girl with ADHD so she gets distracted in the middle of jerking off and starts doing different things before remembering "oh yeah I am jerking off. My cock is out." and returning to the grind

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

"She's such a good friend"-talking about a neet girl you haven't seen leave her house in months and only ever hits you up when she needs to breed you

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2 years

Desperately thigh fucking a girl like an animal in heat because you just aren't patient enough to get to her holes, even though they're right there.....

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@trans_aristotle

2 years

A good friend will always keep you in the know and be texting you about major life updates like: "Omg my balls smell SO musky rn. You have GOT to come check it out" "Lol I just made SUCH a big cumshot to those pics you took of us" "I want to fucking break you under my cock"

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