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Tommy Smokes

22 days

Our live art show “Up In Smoke” is out now. A 30 minute experimental performance from various Barstool personalities held at a real art gallery in NYC. Get ready for magic WATCH LIVE HERE @pinkwhitney

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5 years

So Jon Snow being Aegon Targaryen and the rightful heir to the Iron Throne just ends up totally not mattering?

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I am going to root against this Snow White movie like it’s the Dallas Cowboys

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Just liked Sydney Sweeney’s new Instagram post but I waited about 3 hours to do it so I didn’t look desperate. I’m so in her head

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ESPN draft prep: “Alright just gonna need your height, weight, hometown, a fun fact, and then the most horrific tragedy that’s ever happened to you or an immediate family member”

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I’m watching the game on Nickelodeon with my 3-year-old son and he just asked “Daddy, why do the Saints insist on forcing the football to Taysom Hill when he doesn’t do anything that well and they have 2 better QBs and 4-5 better playmakers on their roster” I’m so proud

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3 years

I just got absolutely dominated. Have to just tip my cap

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4 years

5 years ago today I worked at 7-Eleven on 7/11 free slurpee day. 98 degree heat. Hoards of people coming in and one 19 year old there to serve them all. Sweat on my face. Dirt on my hands. One of the greatest acts of bravery in American history.

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HAWK TUA

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9 months

I'm gonna say something brave..... What if Brittany Mahomes just isn't that bad? Patrick has been with her for 11 years and married her. Taylor and her seem friendly. We haven't heard anyone that knows her personally really badmouth her. Maybe she's actually kind of OK?

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9 months

Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes have their own celebration handshake now. 2023 is wild.

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4 years

I accidentally Venmod $40 to the wrong person without realizing it. They sent it back and said “wrong person” Feel good story of the year?

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5 years

Official feelings on possible Giants draft choices at #6 Ecstatic if -K. Murray -Q. Williams -N. Bosa -J. Allen Happy if -D. Haskins -E. Oliver Meh if -M. Sweat -D. White -C. Wilkins Might leave fanbase if -Daniel Jones

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5 years

I’m launching my own podcast to compete with @callherdaddy Introducing Call Him Mommy #MommyGang

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5 years

The vape community has NO respect for the Vape God despite all I’ve done for them

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1 year

I literally took out a gun and shot my grandpa because I thought he changed the channel. Thanks a lot Tubi

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4 years

Hey what the fuck

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2 years

So true 🇺🇸

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2 months

I don’t think Magic knows what a pun is

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2 months

The Knicks magical run came to an end today (no pun intended) because the Pacers shot 67% from the field 🤯

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2 months

I am going to root against the USA Women’s team like they’re the 1980 Russians

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2 months

BREAKING: Caitlin Clark will be left off the Team USA Women’s Basketball roster for the Summer Olympics, per @ShamsCharania .

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11 months

Are people actually still suggesting Kaepernick not as a joke? He’s 36 and hasn’t played a game in 7 years!

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11 months

There’s a QB right there in New Jersey who took a team to a Super Bowl and a NFC championship game. Rhymes with Happernick.

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8 months

Can we finally all agree to just hate Gregg Popovich

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Gregg Popovich just took the mic and told Spurs Fans to stop Booing after Kawhi Leonard made a free throw

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This just makes me want to personally go to an oil rig and drill for oil myself

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8 months

Younghoe Koo just missed a 50 yard field goal. To put this in MLB terms, this is the equivalent to Shohei Ohtani missing a 50 yard field goal.

NFL Notifications

@NFLNotify

8 months

Shohei Ohtani just signed a 10 year - $700M contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers today. To put into NFL terms, this is the equivalent to Younghoe Koo signing a 10 year - $700M contract with the Las Vegas Raiders. Huge win for Asian athletes.

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5 years

My bad

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3 years

Legally speaking, nobody is ever allowed to say Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady ever again after this game. Guy’s just not a winner

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3 years

Word is spreading

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3 years

I have literally never eaten an M&M because always I found their characters outdated and offensive. Can’t wait to finally try one

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3 years

M&Ms characters to become more inclusive

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5 years

Arya dropped 70 points and celebrated by practicing free throws

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5 years

Pulled the most EPIC April Fools’ Day Pranks EVER on the Barstool office

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1 year

FAU just went from being a possible Cinderella we all root for going forward to the most hated team in the country

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6 years

Sup @ArianaGrande

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5 years

We could’ve seen Bran giving an unreal history lesson to Tyrion all night but instead got an Arya sex scene that literally nobody asked for

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5 years

They’re not gonna fuck you dude

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6 years

The Making Of Vape God: How I Ended Up On @FoxNews Defending The Art Of Vape

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2 years

Listing 749 complete games 5th on this list is insane. There’s legitimately a 0% chance that ever happens again. Zero

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5 years

Conspiracy theory: Does Family Feud actually survey 100 Americans? I did some math. Through the years, ~1.2 Million people should have been surveyed. I’ve never heard of ONE person doing a Family Feud survey. Do they even exist or does the show just make up the answers?

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4 years

Back in the lab

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2 years

A man who spent 0 seconds picking out his outfit. Just there to play football. Rams ML

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4 years

I think I just got myself a sugar momma?

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6 years

HOLY SHIT @nbcsnl

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4 years

Call Her Daddy once threatened to block me over an IG comment. Now I write for their page. LOL!

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5 years

Imagine lacking this much self-awareness?

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1 year

I want to spend the rest of my life with her

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1 year

I apologize and take accountability for my actions, they were uncalled for. My very worst moment was captured on video. Although the memes have been amusing, the flipside has been cruel. I’m thankful for my friends and family for supporting me through this. This experience has

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5 years

Would they move a Titans-Texans AFC Championship game to Thursday Night Football?

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3 years

If the Chargers and Raiders don't give us 60 minutes of kneeling tonight, we riot

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4 years

2 years ago today. Still waiting to be asked for a follow up

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1 year

I cannot believe someone got this on camera. I wasn’t even gonna tweet the story because I figured nobody would believe it. But here it is. A guy got handsy with the girl I was with and I simply had to do something even though I really didn’t want to. I am kind of a hero!

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Never thought I’d see Tommy Smokes in a fight wtf @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat @StuartFeiner @KFCBarstool @barstoolsports @VivaLaStool @TomScibelli

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5 months

@_willcompton Nope. I'm thinking about her giant rack, gay boy!

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4 years

So about that makeover... @alexandracooper

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5 years

It’s always darkest before the dawn. Time for redemption

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3 years

There’s absolutely zero chance this happened. It would take you 3 lifetimes to find 52 cards on the street

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3 years

You really can’t script this any better. From excitement to defeat in seconds @BryceHall

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5 years

Jail time for attempted murder should be the same as jail time for successful murder. You shouldn’t be rewarded for being bad at murder

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2 years

We should’ve tried this way sooner

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2 years

#BREAKING UN chief tells Putin: 'Stop your troops from attacking Ukraine'

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3 years

Don't think I've ever scrolled past a Twitter poll and not voted in it. I can know absolutely nothing about the topic. I just have to weigh in.

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5 years

Just talked to @WakaFlocka again at RnR. Me: “you remember my bars?” Waka: “Hell yeah. Url.” He then turned to his manager and said “Yo you gotta hear this kid’s bars” What a world

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1 year

My favorite part of the Home Run Derby every year is Pete Alonso showing the world he’s the most insufferable athlete in America

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2 years

People are not going to keep playing Wordle if it just becomes throwing a bunch of random letters and hoping it makes a word nobody has heard of! The fun was that they were at least words people knew! The game is ruined!

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3 years

Second best Juul rip in Fox News history

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I definitely did not have ‘Sean Hannity blowing Juul clouds on air’ on my 2021 BINGO card

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4 months

20 prior arrests for the murderer. Insanity. If only we had some place to put away people who commit crimes...

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4 months

We've raised about $240k so far for family of fallen NYPD cop Jonathan Diller. @stoolpresidente will match whatever our total raised through midnight today is Shop now:

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3 years

Holy subtweet

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3 years

are you trying to be my boyfriend or what

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6 years

Walked out of the room. Lady asked for my full name. Turned to someone else and said “did we do any research on this kid?”

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2 years

I finally got a credit card and these things are awesome. Swipe swipe swipe and literally nothing comes out of my checking account. Free money. Only had it for about 3 weeks, what’s the catch???

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5 years

If there’s a #WorldWarIII draft, I’m so in the clear it’s not even funny -Acid reflux -Seasonal allergies -Frequent urination -Sinus infections -My knee hurts sometimes I’d be a huge liability out there

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2 years

Damn

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4 years

Let’s all collectively agree that we need to come back and hate the Astros just as hard next season

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2 years

Awhile back, I tweeted a dumb joke that subtly let everyone know it was my birthday. Since then, I’ve matured a lot and vowed to never stoop that low for attention again. That tweet was exactly 3 years ago today. Crazy how much people can change

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5 years

Is this girl serious?

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5 years

This is the least true thing ever said

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"I'd take a 2-star recruit with a 5-star work ethic over a 5-star recruit with a 2-star work ethic any day." –Mike Krzyzewski

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6 years

Congrats to future Deadspin employee Christian Hoban Just kidding. Worked with him enough at Fordham to know that he’s not talented enough to get hired anywhere

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5 years

You’re welcome

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5 years

NEVER FUCKING SLEEP ON THE DADDY GANG!!!!!!! Strongest fam out here #ifyouknowyouknow

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2 years

#SmokesEffect

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3 months

I don’t think half of NFL media knows what a joke is. They keep tweeting out quotes from the roast as if they’re breaking news reports

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There you go:

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2 years

This is how I’ll be referring to hangovers from now on

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4 years

April Fool’s Day Prank Calls: EXTREME edition

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6 years

I cannot believe I got Pete Davison to wear Barstool merch on Saturday Night Live. What is life

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3 years

Hell of an offer

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2 years

7 years ago today, a 19 year old clocked into his shift at 7-Eleven. But this was no ordinary day. This was 7/11 Free Slurpee Day. It was 101 degrees and the store's AC was broken. Hoards of people came in for their slurpees and one man served them all That 19 year old ? Was me.

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6 years

No sorry, Doc. Maybe we should talk it out over dinner sometime?

Dr Janette Nesheiwat

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6 years

@TomScibelli Hi Tommy. So Nice to meet you yesterday. How’s your cough? Did you quit vaping yet?

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2 years

There is a 0% chance this ever happened

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2 years

How do these people actually exist

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I wanted a picture with Hawk Tua. I got roasted by the entire Internet instead. Some of my favorites:

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HAWK TUA

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4 years

Hearing reports that Call Him Mommy has been greenlit for Episode 2. More to come.

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5 years

Glad AJ Hinch is saving Gerrit Cole’s arm for the 2020 Yankees

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5 years

Farewell

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6 years

Nailed it

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11 months

At the airport and two Hasidic Jewish men approached me. The son said he was a Barstool fan and then the father said “Wish him a Happy Yom Kippur!” The son said “I’m not sure if he’s Jewish…” when the dad interrupted with “What?! Look at him! He looks more Jewish than me!” My

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5 years

These are my people now #MommyGang

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1 year

I just got catfished so hard by this breakfast burrito. These are just not the same things

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4 years

I tried to FaceTime the Barstool office like the Kardashians. It didn’t go great

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2 years

I think I’m #done with Wordle. Thanks a lot New York Times

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1 year

We go all the way back to 2019

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I bet everyone in sports media has a DM like this

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4 years

Wow. Time really flies. One year exactly since this tweet. Happy tweet anniversary to me!

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1 year

Don’t know how to sculpt

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A 24-year-old sculpted this. What's your excuse?

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1 year

My first Garden pop. Surreal

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5 years

Guy’s dating app profile: “Just a Jim looking for his Pam” Girl: Nice bio, I love The Office! Guy: When can you come in to interview? Girl: haha what? Do you mean date?😂 Guy: No my office is looking for a new receptionist. Are you proficient with Excel?

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If you ever need a confidence boost, just play some sports against little kids. They’re so bad it’s literally crazy.

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