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For booking, Contact by email, Landslidenotes @icloud .com NEVER FORGET that im a business man FIRST #FMOI @TheReal_Calicoe

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Joined November 2011
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1 year
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Stanton Marshall the Tee Slayer 🔪👕👚
1 year
What’s equivalent to flowers for a man?
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3 years
Niggas don't like Jay-Z music cause it motivate you to get money and not get high💯💯
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2 years
It’s starting to feel like #SummerMadness again!!!!!!!!
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4 years
They got me back on summer madness again................
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5 years
Any kobe slander in My presence we scrappin! And I’m NOT PLAYIN! I swear to god
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4 years
Man. Ima retire if y’all don’t appreciate me. Real talk.
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4 years
Tasty 3-round sandwich. Speaking of 🥪... @TheReal_Calicoe @therealayeverb @urltv #SummerMadness
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4 years
Told my mama have my funeral without the reverend 🙌🏾
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2 years
RIP @patstay ! Wow! I’m in disbelief 💔
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2 years
After all of this, I still feel like kyrie ain’t did SHIT wrong🤣🤷🏾‍♂️
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4 years
Are y’all not listening to the bars in the bars? 😂 mook is just BETTER than him man. Roc rambling, mook is calculated and saying everything for a REASON!
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2 years
Man ms hustle in the spaces talkin bout she won’t fuck her bd for a million dollars… a nigga she already fucked and had a child wit for free😑
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5 years
Third times a charm! Am I crazy for wanting this battle to STILL happen???????? I WANT TO RAP THIS SHIT😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 @urltv
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8 months
Tay roc is arguably the greatest to ever do it
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2 years
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6 years
I was ⚡️ at the way I was treated I was ALL u niggas 🔌
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3 years
It’s crazy, I been doing this shit a decade and still underrated 🤦🏾‍♂️
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2 years
I personally love what tay roc is doing! If I find paper work that says my opponent is a 🐀, I’m exposing him. And ima go extra hard at exposing him bcuz bruh, why are you even here if u and yo brother done pointed niggas out in court😂🤷🏾‍♂️😂
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4 years
When I stopped drinking I took back control of my life! Being sober is the best decision I could have ever made!
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4 years
U don’t have to kill people to be a real nigga. Y’all do know that right? Don’t gotta sell dope eitha! U can actually have a regular paying job and still be solid. Being a real nigga is about integrity. Are u the same person around them that you are when your by yourself?
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1 year
I was choppin this nigga 😂
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3 years
AINT NOBODY GONE GET KILLLLED SMACKKK!
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5 years
Niggas gone be sick when they see how bad we do them, honestly it’s not fair, were two rounds in and I’m ready to call it off already because they’re gonna wanna fight and end up getting beat up in they’re own hometown😒
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2 years
Aye yall, I just beat another 1of the biggest battle rappers n the world that everyone said I’ll lose 2 &it dont matter…AGAIN😂 no ranking change, no respect, no nothing 😅 what I do n battle rap would b monumental if another person did it. Im good tho, my check says congrats 🥳
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4 years
Why would he have worries? Anybody I bring to my city is gone be safe regardless. Everybody already know that. I’m not the “let me be tough cuz I’m at home” dude. Never have and never will be, a battle rapper come to Detroit on my name he gone turn up, fuck hoes and make money🙌🏾
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1 year
Calicoe- KOBE Full song 🔥
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1 year
#Random but, All jokes aside, I’m Super proud of @Eazyblockcapt He’s the true definition of staying ten toes down in this battle shit and seeing the results of staying true to yourself. He just remained himself, kept grinding and stayed down til he came up🙏🏾 gih dat man his 💐
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4 years
I got a hunned dollas Aye verb can’t change a tire
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1 year
I say “BITCH!!!!!” Everytime I see this, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 aye goodz, why u never talk about this part of the fight!?🤣
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1 year
At least cheat wit a nigga that can fight is crazy 🤣
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8 months
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2 years
Never thought I would see roc make a rookie mistake
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2 years
Roc in the south tryna clown on country niggas ….. bad idea
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3 years
Yo, this is the most beautiful battle I’ve ever seen, Ive always had respect for @metaphormessiah but I gained sooooo much MORE! Ion know how this battle is “beautiful” but it is for me🙌🏾 y’all boys did y’all thang! Both y’all went CRAZY! Lil Slap, WELCOME nephew 💪🏾
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1 year
Nigga say, “who cares about his daddy” meanwhile, the biggest battle in battle rap history is about my daddy🤣 y’all some hoes 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
One thing this dude can do is RAP! Solid body of work right here🙌🏾🔥 @Tsu_Surf
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2 years
Told @SMACKWHITE ima run off wit a MILLIE, he send the contract I’m coming out to PHILLY!!!! This shit EAZY…. REALLY!
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2 years
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5 years
the internet so FUCKED UP, u can go to sleep and wake up Dotmobb🤣🤣🤣🤣 y’all Nigga’s TRIPPIN *Russell Westbrook voice* Bitch I’m Landslide til the DEATH of me, fuck y’all niggas talkin bout? How tf I wake up a member of dot mobb?
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This nigga @hollowdadon said, “when u make that trash I hope u not hollering Kobe” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
I can’t believe the news I just woke up to
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3 years
I feel like me surf and Geechi is the leaders of the culture right now. Erybody ain’t gone like that but it’s the truth
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4 years
Just spoke to Avo, he know exactly what type of mistake he made, we have a complete mutual understanding and that’s what matters to me... Anything other than finding solutions, is adding to the chaos ✊🏾🖤
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3 years
I jus want my breakfast 🤷🏾‍♂️
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4 years
Jus watched the face off, the funniest comments I’ve ever seen is on there, a nigga said @HitmanHolla had @ShowwOutt in the bag he went and got🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
I’m SICK me and @MurdaMookez wasted 3months of our life preparing for a battle we never got to display🤦🏾‍♂️ I will forever b mad at that
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10 months
I’m not talking to NOOOOBODY on the phone in battle rap, that’s it, that’s the tweet.
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1 year
After everything , I still feel like me and @TheRealGoodz gave the culture what was needed. We gave y’all that old feel 🙏🏾
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1 year
Calicoe vs pass 10/28 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Oakland CA it’s up!!!!!!
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5 years
We could be on here mourning roc today, FUCK that chain, my nigga still alive is what matter, FUCK that chain. This shit real life out here man
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4 years
Just listened to the #Chess track.... And THIS is what I mean.... Chess is the only battle rapper that gives me that real NY vibe on a track. That shit was fire, I can tell he still running around the boroughs for real, I can hear it in that song 🙌🏾
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1 year
Ion never see Goodz on these type list😒
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1 year
Salute to @Dame_Lillard for giving us his time at the fight 🙌🏿🙌🏿 Dame gives his Top 5 Battle rappers… @iAmLoadedLux @MurdaMookez @ARSONALDAREBEL @TheReal_Calicoe @_kay_shine
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11 months
Free surf til it’s backwards
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6 months
this nigga roc said “can’t find u , we find ya girl the scheme switch up, soon as she try to call collect, the machine pick up”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
It’s one thing to find out you getting cheated on, but to find out in front of 1.3million people is different! I’m devastated
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1 year
I’m bouta kill this old nigga, and turn em to a blogger fa life, cuz what mt Rushmore u been on? who got u caught ina hype? when u had a classic performance? when u had bar of the night? U the nigga who couldn’t think of yo next bar so u STARTED A FIGHT!
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4 years
Ion care what NOBODY say! I WANT @GeechiGotti ! YALL keep talking about y’all want the old cal like I ain’t dissect verb, stop playing wit me and give me the plate everybody wanna see... y not book me &geechi NOW 4NOME? That way u have us preparing now 4the best results @urltv
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5 years
Real talk, I’m proud af of @Tsu_Surf ! I remember that dirty ass new jersey 20 yr old nigga wit his pants tucked in his boots! Na I was the same DIRTY ass Detroit nigga so I’m not being funny at all right na, this nigga surf beat some odds I’ve seen some of the best fold to 🙌🏾💐
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2 years
Y’all cannot KEEP letting the cal/cow bars hit😒
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1 year
Imagine thinking battle rappers don’t make more money a show than some of your favorite rappers😂 imagine not knowing that EAZY prolly make more money for 9 mins of rap than Key Glock can get 4 a 50min show. Imagine thinking “real rappers” got some money😂
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Imagine holding your bitch down for x amount of years while she do a bid & her to get out of jail & fuck a BATTLE RAPPER. Not a real rapper, but a BATTLE RAPPER. Battle rappers get paid $200 and a subway sandwich per battle by the way. A BATTLE RAPPER.
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3 years
Niggas in the spaces too much, not even rehearsing 😂
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1 year
I want LUX!
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2 years
Don’t let a unprepared clips manipulate y’all into believing I did something wrong tonight …. He was complaining to #Earl half the battle
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3 years
I ain’t gone lie, I feel like @Vada_Fly is FINALLY seeing things from my point of view! He’s finally asking the same questions that I’m asking… How can people not see how bias this culture is to me? How are we even debating this win?
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2 years
So erybody hit Meagan sept me ?
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1 year
This how u promo a battle!!!! S/O to @TheRealGoodz for being a great sport and doing his part, keeping everyone interested til the very last second…. 4 all the battlers who dont understand Y we get paid the way we do, becuz we kno how 2 make it feel REAL! A win 4 the culture 💯
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4 years
Let’s address the battle rap community 😤
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3 years
I feel sorry for what ima do to Clips! But he’s already a legend so they’ll eventually get over it. But for what ima do to ez……?????….. 🤦🏾‍♂️ y’all may question his greatness against greatness!
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3 years
How could anyone ever feel like @GeechiGotti is not the BEST nigga of his class? That’s confusing
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6 years
My daughter ain’t leaving home til she 25 PERIOD! Black families go so wrong thinking they should jus throw their kid outside because he/she is 18.... your still a kid at 18 and probably needs more guidance @ 18 then 12😒
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5 years
WOW GEECHI!!!!!!
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2 months
This what I want wit @Tsu_Surf I ain’t gone lie, we 1-1, we started in jersey so we should end it in Detroit
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2 months
Charlie Clips & @TheOnlyTayRoc agree to a 3rd rematch held in Baltimore to complete their trilogy! Also Roc says the ONLY person he’s going to battle in 2025 is Charlie Clips & nobody else!
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1 year
I’m reading tweets while he rappin? 😒
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3 years
Taking myself to breakfast
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3 years
Get off em @geechigottimbb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
I beat Holla, shine, surf (in Jersey) , Suge, math, ill will, Tay roc, BriZz (twice) 🤣 , top🤣, the nigga in the orange, 🤣 and many more lol u niggas can’t fuck wit me
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5 years
One of the best lines ever said
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@TheReal_Calicoe Rum one of the best to do it period🔥
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4 years
This shit right here sends chills thru my body! These are the guys I looked up to and STILL look up 2 & the way they’re speaking of me is just insane to me. I appreciate these guys more than they’ll ever know! This shit did it 4 me today I swear🙌🏾 I feel like I won a battle today
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2 years
Swamp, Daylyt, Dizaster, ICE, John John, Shotty, Rum, Award, ttop,… Oh yea…. And Lux…. Niggas is NOT safe !
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2 years
Ion understand Y a woman would make up a whole story bout a short Canadian nigga shootin her… Like, why do so many people not believe her ? Cuz she lied bout giving that pussy up!? Man, A bitch gone lie bout that body count erytime but a bitch aint bouta jus say a nigga SHOT HER
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5 years
Ima black business owner!
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5 years
Battle rap is TOOOOO friendly man! DONT FUCKIN SHAKE MY HAND OR CONGRATULATE ME IF WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE AGAINST EACH OTHER! I REPEAT!!!! DONT FUCKIN TOUCH ME! DONT SHAKE MY HAND ! NONE OF THAT! IMA SWING ON ONE OF U NIGGAS TRYNA SHAKE MY HAND🙌🏾
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4 years
Yo first night in heaven would be a #Friday 🤦🏾‍♂️ rest easy big dawg💪🏾
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This nigga @RumNitty said “they said Ill in the lobby, I grabbed the nose running I’m coming down with something” WOW! Are their 10 lines better then that!???? WOW! That’s A BAR!!!!!!!!
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2 years
RIP TO THE LEGEND!!!! #PatStay
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10 months
Nigga talking bout “my man’s died was the worst thing to ever happen to me” NIGGA!!!! WE ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU SPOKE ABOUT A NIGGA MOTHER WHO JUST DIED! Am I being punked or something? U think we care bout yo dead man’s but u don’t care about a nigga deceased mother?
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4 years
Avo is the greatest man I swear😂🙌🏾 I heard his actual voice sayin “no thanks”🤣
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3 years
Verb bet not come in there talking about what niggas Eatin, that vegan shit ain’t gone cut it wit ez, he needs to be in his pork chop bag😂
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5 years
Daylyt is smarter than y’all think
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4 years
Until yo face is on a obituary at a battle, don’t tell me I’m going too far! I watched one of the greatest not give two fucks about how I felt and y’all applauded him for that!
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6 years
😒 why would y’all think a grown man will tell another grown man he was playin wit kids? That’s kinda naive to even think a person would tell that type of info.
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3 years
Just bought a new store…. I sell Hookah now🤷🏾‍♂️ They finally cleared our tobacco license… The universe is blessing a young king. Schoolcraft and greenfield is Also GREAT location for me… 🙌🏾 more details to come
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Yea this was lame af
@piperboywilliam
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3 months
Dot tried to end the fight cause the one nigga tried to jump in with a GUN. N$gga CORNY AS FK for bringing a gun to a fair fight. Shit wasn’t going to be a fair fight at all.
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1 year
It’s gone get dark 9/2
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Some of my best work!!!! I pray they eventually release this battle to YouTube ! I was fucking verb up! VERY BAD!
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Man @TheReal_Calicoe was fire this battle 🔥
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3 years
Midwest 👑
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Yall know why Im the realest nigga? I been in a hotel quarantined 4 the past 72hrs with corona virus & my mood is still playful, humorous and filled with joy, I never thought this shit was real, but MAN!!! I jus want y’all to know something tho, if corona virus kill me, IMA HOE!
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