Jared McBLUELAND 🏒 @TheATLGoon Twitter profile

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Jared McBLUELAND 🏒

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11 years

Me and @justinbieber at my hockey practice. Kid can skate! #bieber #biebs #hockey #justinbieber #dangles http://t.co/kH3er5TqRR

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If you were subject to a Leah Hextall play-by-play call in the 2022 Stanley Cup Playoffs, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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@barstoolsports Yes they do lmfao

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@kevinnbrown @FBI we have a hostage situation

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@ArizonaCoyotes You're supposed to wear black to funerals.

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@bstategames Never heard of it, but now I'm definitely trying it out. Thanks, social media intern

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@spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @SEAbuoy ✅ Left his feet ✅ Elbow to the head ✅ Repeat offender At least 5 games.

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@JacobTrouba @usnews @PGATOUR @spittinchiclets @peshghi @ryanwhitney6 Must do better than what exactly?

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5 years

Today just gets better and better.

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7 months

@kellykeegs @BarstoolTate He's probably teaching kids English, wbu?

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@SavinTheBees

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4 years

Somebody get Mark Wahlberg on the phone

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2 years

It's okay, Calgary. You're not the first ones to fall victim to The Grim Jarmo. #CBJ

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10 months

@NHLPA Who's advocating on behalf of Laine, then?

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4 years

This man shuts your team out, wyd? #CBJ

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11 years

Me and the biebs at the rink! #bieber #hockey @justinbieber http://t.co/OBEBP0QtgV

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11 years

I'm cool with bieber now. He's chill in person. Awesome that he came to skate with us.

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4 years

Patrik Laine really got sat for calling out Brad Larsen for being the worst power play coach the NHL has ever seen. Give him the fucking C. #CBJ

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4 years

The last time the Braves gave up 10+ runs in the first inning of a playoff game, they won their next 7 playoff games. Have a good day, y'all.

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2 months

@TheCBJHaters Yeah, god forbid people use the concourse to get food, drink, use the bathroom, etc.

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1 year

Orlando Arcia last night:

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1 year

The #Braves today reinstated INF Orlando Arcia from the injured list. The club optioned INF Vaughn Grissom to Triple-A Gwinnett following last night’s game.

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2 years

That cancer ending fist pump after he rings the bell is gonna be something special. 👊

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2 years

96 seconds of Liam Hendriks' Game-ending Fist Pumps. #BeatCancer #TeamLiam

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5 years

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mick Jagger

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3 months

@spittinchiclets Wow, Trouba's career might be over. Hope he gets well soon.

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11 years

@GAFollowers : Justin Bieber is in East Cobb County right now. Earlier today he was seen in Zaxbys and playing hockey. http://t.co/gZkfO1vzGD

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7 months

@GAFollowers *everything costs 20% more than it did 2 years ago Hope this helps

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@Phillies Told y'all. Strap in, gonna be a long season.

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1 year

@ryanwhitney6 Game 7s are for the fans of the other 30 teams

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4 months

@BizNasty2point0 Lohrei holding Holmgren's stick and Holmgren forcibly boarding him face first into the boards aren't mutually exclusive and you know it.

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@Braves Time to get started on the end season letter:

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6 years

When you order a beer at Nationwide Arena and the cashier says "That'll be $11.50" #CBJ

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1 year

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2 months

Sean McDonough is calling this game like it's a noon college football game between Indiana and Northwestern. I could honestly fall asleep. We deserved Bob Wischusen.

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11 years

" @EmilyO0127 : What you call kissing ass http://t.co/RlDvzNDIag" @bvlach36

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2 years

@svddendeath Can't believe people live in those things

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4 years

Can't spell Phillies without two L's.

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7 months

Sources confirming he looked directly at Jarmo's suite. #CBJ

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7 months

this celly is about to mean so much more now. very well could’ve been his last in front of the 5th line 💔 #CBJ

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7 months

Jarmo Kekalainen and the #CBJ front office went all in on Elvis Merzlikins as their starting goaltender with a 5 year/$27 million dollar contract. They've already given up before the end of year 2. Don't care how you feel about Elvis's abilities, that is gross incompetence.

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@Kg1227G @justinbieber http://t.co/HLz8NkCc0k

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1 year

@mayhemSLR What a fine looking establishment, I think I will take the family there

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4 years

@spittinchiclets @MikeGrinnell_ @ZachWerenski You guys gotta get somebody better than Grinell to stream Chel on your channel lmfao

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7 years

Hold on... everyone hates BNF, riddim kids, headbangers, grinding to dub, wooks, new fans, elitists... so the whole scene hates itself?

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@BarstoolTate @kellykeegs Staying home to blog = staying home to do OnlyFans, likely

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7 months

@NHLPlayerSafety DoPS handing out 50% off your first suspension coupons or something?

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11 months

@JeffPassan Make the correct calls.

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5 months

@ArizonaCoyotes @OldTakesExposed go ahead and bookmark this one

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@BarstoolTate These tweets make me wanna drop my Ohio State fandom man, it's actually embarrassing as hell reading the straw grasping over a video game.

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Y'all think the room hates Elvis? EVERYONE was grinning ear to ear when they went to congratulate him. He loves the boys, they love him, and that is his net. Period. #CBJ

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@NHL @CanadiensMTL @NHLBruins @NHLonNBCSports

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@BizNasty2point0 Best open ice hit I've seen in probably 10 years, at least.

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@FrankieBorrelli @OldTakesExposed

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@Mets

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2 years

@barstoolsports What a cringe blog. The dude has a passion for working on cars of all sorts and you try to dunk on him for it because it wasn't a Ferrari or something? Pathetic dude.

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5 years

R u fucking kidding me m8 @FuntCaseUK

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@BlooperBraves Go pour popcorn on that guy

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@ryanwhitney6 CUZ YOU'RE A COOL CAT

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2 months

This Vulllgur crap is so insane. One guy threatening to kill people and another being so antisemitic that there's no way the Lost Lands visuals were an accident like they had us believe. Makes me sick that I almost bought their merch numerous times.

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@Phillies

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2 years

@ColinCowherd You can't just dictate when teams can and can't employ a hurry up offense lmao that's not in the spirit of the game either

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@spittinchiclets @peshghi #PashaWasRight

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1 year

@BizNasty2point0 Literally you:

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6 years

The meme you've all been waiting for @Symbioticdub

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2 years

@ryanwhitney6 He's like "clear some bodies, boys I can't see shit through this 100 foot screen"

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11 months

@WIPMorningShow Yeah? Maybe you should like your guys to win something, pal.

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10 months

@JustinCToscano How does this even make it in front of a judge?

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4 years

Happy OFFICIAL 20th birthday to the @BlueJacketsNHL Been a blast growing up with you and had countless memories along the way. Here's to 20 more. #CBJ

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@spittinchiclets He literally just got suspended for kneeing a few weeks ago and now we're going backwards on the punishments? What is this league doing

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@dren_braves There is, however, evidence that she was the aggressor

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7 months

@ryanwhitney6 @RearAdBsBlog Rypublican Whitney vs Rear Adliberal in a 2 hour debate, make it happen

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5 years

He is now a part of the Holy Trinity: The Father The Son and The Holy Spirit

Waiting on the next great idea

@RonsWashington

5 years

Caption this.

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@TalkinBaseball_ Fly the L

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@BenVerlander

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Braves: *leave the bases loaded* Braves a few innings later:

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@OoCPokemon Must be a Colosseum prequel

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@justinbieber thanks for coming out. We'll get you some sharp skates and a jersey next time

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@DMaetzMedia Actually Bob and Nuti did. Wenny decided to pass.

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6 years

Does @Symbioticdub have a good lawyer? Will sxmmie actually sue? Is sxmmie still rolling? Find out next week on an all new epsiode of SEWER SESSIONS.

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@simmonssteve

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@BarstoolTate @BarstoolNate Best part:

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@AntMan1098 @BlooperBraves Update?

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@Braves

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@GoStripers Savannah Bananas are now a part of MLB

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@nikgeneburn I'm sorry you are experiencing these feelings.

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@CHEFSAYMYNAME Ah yes, a tour named after your father. L

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If you took one thing away from that press conference, it's that Brad Larsen showed incredible leadership by driving up and staying for 3 days with Manny, Elvis, and others who were there. That is our coach. That is someone worth believing in. #CBJ

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It's officially time for me to debut this meme. #CBJ

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11 months

@Vulllgur All good, fellas. An honest mistake. It was such a short clip from an hour long set of visuals that needed social media analysis to even discover its true origins. I'm sure you guys feel just as unsettled about it as the viewers do.

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@PatrikLaine29 We love you, Patty. This was so disgusting to hear, but hopefully you feel the love and support from the good people out there that are rallying around you and standing up to this. The real 5th Line is behind you. Every damn step of the way. ❤️

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@BarstoolIrish Not the pedophilia?

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@BrianHedger He was literally carrying the puck right towards him a split second before he lost it. Not enough time to react. Let's be serious here.

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@Mets

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@FriedgeHNIC @RonMacLeanHTH @Sportsnet He literally didn't give any details whatsoever. Change the title dude.

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3 years

@espn @JeffPassan Braves Twitter shares why it's time for this ratio.

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11 months

@Vulllgur Mad respect to you guys for going the extra mile to get this right. Really should be as simple as apologizing/explaining exactly what happened, removing the clip, and moving on. But the Blood Cult will return stronger than ever after this. 🩸🩸🩸

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@KFCBarstool Kinda like don't cheat on your wife while working for a major sports blog?

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@Mets

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