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king of the junjul … social and with it and ferocious. pdx !

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@telegraphclvb
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this fucking blows my mind
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this is my favorite tik tok that i’ve ever seen. i’m gonna delete the app nothing can compare to this
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
i just want a girlfriend who is so weird and off putting. is that too much to ask for
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@sean_bagel i never understood this comic until this moment
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@telegraphclvb
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@lesbianbees YES omg this is the one i was reading but if you search dyatlov pass frozen there are soooo many links
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@telegraphclvb
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history repeats itself
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@lilydont diary of a wimpy kid UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
need someone to look at me like this
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@telegraphclvb
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@kaladinsjo you’re more likely to get attacked by ezra miller than a shark
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@telegraphclvb
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@OfficialPLT this is sickening and disgusting. when will we as a society learn to stop over consuming fashion
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
@BELLEionaire not respecting space is the reason i can tell all my family members apart by the way they sound when they walk. had to know by age 11 who was coming up to my bedroom and if i had to be on the defense or not
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@telegraphclvb
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@traingers it’s not Officially Solved i think but they managed to figure out a bunch of things that they didn’t understand about the case before !!
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@telegraphclvb
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What a crazy looking couple
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@telegraphclvb
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@cherryxxxo the way they both said skinny.... legendary
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@telegraphclvb
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@toryinnis i love this thank you
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@telegraphclvb
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@eggmcgriddle_ I KNOW it actually contributed something to the world
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
i will be her stupid little simp boyfriend and i will love her so stupid much. i’m 5’11” btw and i know how to cook
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
just saw someone get asked what their pronouns were and say “i don’t have pronouns. wait actually the girl ones..... wait actually he/they sorry” and then continue in the live like nothing happened. absolute chaos
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@telegraphclvb
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happy valentine’s day from frog and toad! 🐸💛🐸
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
sketches inspired by rob pattinson and his love for cows
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
frogie in the hot spring
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@telegraphclvb
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2 years
@switchingpstns @fashHUN_ she’s always known how to dress the woman has been killing it since day one. don’t put this on kanye
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
no thoughts just closed eyes open mouth ghibli laughter
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@telegraphclvb
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thank you @chrisfluming @Worthikids for giving me my new reaction meme whenever anyone asks what the dress code is for the evening
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
Yall gotta check out this projector👀 You can use it on the ceiling when you’re laying down✨Grab one before their sale ends✨
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@telegraphclvb
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@moeiswe virginia woolf as in virginia “had-one-of-the-most-extravagant-gay-affairs-of-the-early-1900s” woolf?
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@telegraphclvb
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5 years
@DreamMcClinton one time i was coming home from the airport and was absolutely terrified of getting a male driver. it was late, i was tired, and not mentally prepared for 50 minutes of being slyly hit on. i was so so lucky to get cynthia, a 52 year old woman with who i discussed her divorce,
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@telegraphclvb
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getting my covid booster inside a massive abandoned play place. there’s like forty phones ringing and one very very old man who’s ignoring all of them. they gave me the option of free fries or a glass of wine with my booster. it’s 11 am
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@telegraphclvb
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@DreamMcClinton her aging father, my terror at leaving my parents alone - it was a great uber ride unlike any i’d ever had before. i hope someday i find her again
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@telegraphclvb
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6 years
man when i thought i was straight?? i was like. i'm never gettin married. can't hold me down!!!! and now that i know i'm gay i'm like. wifE? wyfe wif w¡fe wanna wife. saying it so many times that the word wife looks weird and i think i'm spelling it wrong
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
as per my previous mitski memo :
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@telegraphclvb
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so did we all get this and look obsessively at the page with the boobs on it ? and keep it in the back of our closet even though our parents presumably gave it to us even though it just showed up in our bedroom one day? no just me?
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@telegraphclvb
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“bridgerton bad costumes” this “bridgerton inaccurate period piece” that. NO! the worst sin that bridgerton committed was making that gay little middle brother a straight man
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
it’s about to rain ....
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
guys i had no idea that this was gonna blow up!! please follow the amazing creators of the one video i hope survives the apocalypse @dreyski20 and @GKuhlenschmidt
free content 101: tag the creator @dreyski20 on tiktok is on the left
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
kity
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
i’m so sick of being “good.” want to be a small french baby from 1800s paris ripping paper into shreds at his mother’s feet
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
sen. bernie sanders, god of drip
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@telegraphclvb
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9 months
@girlsonfillm dammnnn i can’t believe no one is saying marcus being into syd…. they would’ve slayed so hard as best friends and instead now marcus is the most down bad character. rejected by hottest girl alive and problems with his mom AND sydcarmy endgame?? too many struggles for one man
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@telegraphclvb
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2 years
@mitskiIeaks how is no one saying brand new city… if i gave up being pretty i wouldn’t know how to be alive / i should move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die … it changed everything
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
@futureshortie this was always the moment when my adrenaline maxed out. sweating straight buckets trying to pretend i was asleep while mario died a fiery death underneath my pillow
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
gorillaz selling NFTs? Goodbye Cruel World
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@telegraphclvb
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@spoiltfille talking about shein when that list wouldn't even break a million... we're talking a THOUSAND MILLION here like stay in the minor leagues
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@telegraphclvb
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my met gala look would be jfk post assassination
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@telegraphclvb
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riz ahmed of tumblr fame
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
one small step for barbie, one giant leap for everyone who made their barbies kiss when they were kids
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@telegraphclvb
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being the last kid to get picked up by your parents was really ... a very specific emotion lol. sincerely envy those who have never felt it
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@telegraphclvb
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@sean_bagel i thought he was just being like “white women are performative allies” and then he said the dog was gay and she was like “damn (respect)”
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
Manipulate, Gatekeep, Mansplain, Gaslight, Malewife Girlboss
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
@paulswhtn eighth grade and hereditary are literally the same movie. there’s a child in both
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@telegraphclvb
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2 years
@StonerBiden @guy_letter01 @summerdaef @DoctorPenisBoob literally the loss meme was popular if you were on the internet anytime in the 2000s. i grew up on a farm and was eleven and soaked loss into my bones during my 30 weekly minutes of screen time
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@telegraphclvb
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
i am obsessed with the way that shiv is completely ignoring tom in every single one of these pics. my fave failmarriage
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i’m scared
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@telegraphclvb
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@SXMDR3 1998 babies forever winning!
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
not y’all just NOW coming to the realization that the “lady from at&t” is hot..... her Name is milana vayntrub and She
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@telegraphclvb
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@OrangePaulp joining “many such cases” in my lexicon
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
pride and prejudice is just a straight people movie for lesbians and blue is the warmest color is just a lesbian movie for cishets
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
thinking about Her. i could treat her so right
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My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable.
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
stop saying pride WAS a riot. it IS CURRENTLY and always will be a riot until every lgbtq+ person in the world is respected and revered
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@GKuhlenschmidt @dreyski20 queen i am so sorry i tagged in comments... did not realize it was gonna blow up
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@telegraphclvb
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5 years
B R A D ! ! !
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
it's not for women, it's a queer drink for diverse drinkers
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
i hate seeing girls with bfs being like “ i wish i was a lesbian, all women are so lovely and sweet and would never do anything bad to me” like ABSOLUTELY NOT!! i am a monster and a nightmare in bed and will definitely break up with you over text. leave me out of it
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
not excited to get on dating apps again. “what’s your snap?” i’m a taxpayer
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
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@telegraphclvb
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the only reason dental healthcare is separate from other healthcare is capitalism??? like??? WE ALL NEED TEETH?!?!?!!!
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
hello to all lesbians from the wrinkled peach mushroom ! 🍑🍄💕
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just found out that roanoke colony literally wasn’t a mystery at all and they literally left a note for the mayor to say they were going to go live peacefully with the croatoan native americans... who we were taught massacred them... i hate white public school
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
watching queen’s gambit xoxo
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this is the dream
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
It's crazy to see people panning ELF while gushing about Succession, because they're both Will Ferrell stories that center on a similar critique. To me it seems like people either prefer one form to the other or flat out don't understand the stuff they consume.
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It's crazy to see people panning Don't Look Up while gushing about Succession, because they're both Adam McKay stories that center on a similar critique. To me it seems like people either prefer one form to the other or flat out don't understand the stuff they consume.
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
oh btw last hike of 2020
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4 years
#BUBBLINE : there you are, sweetheart. sorry i'm late.
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@telegraphclvb
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4 months
chuckling at all these morons sittin in traffic while i cruise along in a special lane built just for my massive 40-seater vehicle by myself with my personal chauffeur
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@telegraphclvb
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@maisondecris @cannolibar whenever he treats me bad he says "it's a woman's burden to bear, having to put up with us immature men" and laughs
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
i’m so glad that we are talking about tsunaina because she is the most extraordinarily beautiful woman alive
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@telegraphclvb
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it’s cows all the way down
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3 years
me and the homie (first floral arrangement i made at work)
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introducing the kid i nanny to the concept that gender is a social construct and i’m trying to explain non-binary people and she was like “so they’re not boys... or girls ... so they’re magical?”
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@BUNNlCULA the backlash a photo of a poster is receiving …
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family vlogging channels should be illegal under child labor laws and im so deadly serious
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
my little cake next to my cousin’s beautiful masterpiece :)
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4 years
like did they just realize some shit or??? did they plan that??? i would give anything to know how they connected those dots
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@telegraphclvb
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5 years
frog and toad are gay and in love ! (oak and i are just gay best friends. but that’s not to say we don’t respect the hustle)
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@telegraphclvb
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@geneslovee i’m just going crazyyy knowing that he’s in love with blackbeard and thinking that he’s fucking this random fruit they met two days ago instead of izzy who he’s known for yearsssss
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4 years
currently obsessed with this moth dress by cat johnson
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last day of art school fit versus the first.... four years went by quick
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
all the harry potter discourse is just straight up "would you rather give up buying merch from a single franchise that came out a decade ago OR do you want to stand with marginalized groups" and it's honest to god shocking how many people chose the former
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
just found out the gummies i’ve been eating for the past hour are weed gummies. please pray for me
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3 years
when is it my time. when will i have
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@telegraphclvb
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every time i get coffee i drop an extra $.50 on oat milk to let the barista know that i’m a lesbian communist
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do your research before you speak on it
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
love people who are offline. just told my coworker that some customer was a “quirked up little white boy” and she almost pissed herself laughing
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
morning wisteria!
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@telegraphclvb
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4 years
me and the amigos on our way to shop from small businesses instead of amazon
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@telegraphclvb
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Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess
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@telegraphclvb
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3 years
who the fuck cares!!!!!
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this is literally my exact pose when i’m at work and i was about to go shit and a customer asks me for help while i’m on my way to the bathroom
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