Michael Suo @suospeaks Twitter profile

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Michael Suo

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3 years

My wife got a raccoon lamp and these are the instructions that came with the raccoon lamp

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Michael Suo

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3 years

Best Dune adaptations: 6. Frank Herbert's Dune (Sci Fi Miniseries) 5. David Lynch's Dune (1984) 4. Jodorowsky's Dune (2013) 3. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) 2. My own imagination (1993–present) 1. Villeneuve's Dune (2021)

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Michael Suo

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7 years

Time is a flat circle.

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8 years

. @Beyonce remain or leave??

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Michael Suo

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6 years

@bbolman amusing thread read in a different context

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6 years

1. It's really frustrating to me that more people don't understand that racist/alt-right people have gamified their rhetoric; they're not interested in discussion, they're slapping down cards from a "Debate: The Gathering" stack, and the only goal is taking heads.

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2 years

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7 years

@bbolman @GDouglasJones His name is Douglas it’s a good name

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Michael Suo

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6 years

When A/B testing goes wrong

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Michael Suo

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10 years

I could get up and do something but I could also stay in bed and watch Mulan so

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Michael Suo

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3 years

same tbh

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5 years

This Chinese airline playing the Forrest Gump soundtrack on loop makes 2020 feel like a special crossover episode

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9 years

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Michael Suo

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11 years

@bbolman @pachy_dherm @Mimeth @theglobalcowboy you’re just jealous of my Cylon prowess

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Michael Suo

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10 years

7 movies, 15 hours, 1 day. #MovieDay2014 begins!

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Michael Suo

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11 years

Hey Twitter, back from my debate sabbatical

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11 years

Her ties hustle for movie of the century. Feels on feels -- perf. counterpoint to Hustle's jubilance. #movieday

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11 years

Drink idea: Jaegermeister + baiju = the pacific rim

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Michael Suo

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9 years

“I always secretly admired the bourgeoisie.” - my mom, on being a communist.

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Michael Suo

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11 years

Time is a flat circle except when you're halfway through the exam and there's only five minutes left.

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Michael Suo

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11 years

Warning signs: In the midst of this all-nighter I have found myself muttering True Detective monologues

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Michael Suo

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10 years

My mom is sending me selfies and pictures of her food. Time is a flat circle.

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Michael Suo

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10 years

1. This is awesome. 2. Replace some words and you could totally be reading about US media http://t.co/wXYdivLO6g

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Michael Suo

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5 years

. @kane our dads should hang out!

Kane 謝凱堯

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5 years

1/ This Father’s Day, I compiled the most on-brand anecdotes of my dad, who is basically an Asian Ron Swanson. Thread:

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Michael Suo

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11 years

I mean, I guess theoretically I'm judging a debate right now

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Michael Suo

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6 years

@kenpex I asked this on your blog, but maybe this is easier: you said "a lot of high-performance code leverages specialized compilers that use are embedded in relatively high-level languages via reflection"—what examples were you thinking of?

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Michael Suo

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11 years

typography nerd alert: full copy of Turbayne's Monograms & Ciphers on @gutenbooks ! http://t.co/Hl8GMVMn5N

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Michael Suo

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11 years

@bbolman @pachy_dherm lol that statement makes so little sense

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Michael Suo

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10 years

So sayeth a nation RT @mattzollerseitz : I'm not saying I watch TV for prurient reasons or anything, but Keri Russell daaaaaaaaaaamn

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Michael Suo

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11 years

To the girls camped outside anthropologie every morning when I get to work: why

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Michael Suo

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12 years

I think I blacked out from too much food #suoproblems

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Michael Suo

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10 years

OH: "I was so high I could *see* recursion."

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Michael Suo

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9 years

THERE IS A HIP HOP OPERA ABOUT ALEXANDER HAMILTON ON BROADWAY

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9 years

@LILBDEBASEDGOD o hay pretty lady

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3 years

@hermanifesto 1password

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12 years

Obama and Biden are the greatest bromance of the age

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Michael Suo

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9 years

Google neural network dream images == most terrifying meme of the year

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10 years

All I’m having for lunch today is a weird applesauce sphere I made in lab. This is the nothing.

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9 years

I wish my job interviews were like this

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Michael Suo

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12 years

fell asleep at 1, woke up at midnight. nocturnalization complete

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Michael Suo

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9 years

Home is where the heart is. @ Hong Kong Restaurant

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Michael Suo

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3 years

@bbolman reminds me of this thread

AskHistorians

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3 years

The results of this fascinating survey by @AHAhistorians highlight an interesting, three-part paradox about public history [THREAD].

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Michael Suo

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10 years

“Is that a bed pan or, like, an art piece?” - @ynhnx , at a bed pan.

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11 years

Siri might be a drunk Texter's best friend

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10 years

@bbolman @TheEconomist I guess all those searches for "Ukraine hot spot" we're tragically misinterpreted

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Michael Suo

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9 years

That’s fucked up. http://t.co/rlBwh4IN73

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Michael Suo

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11 years

#tbt . Did I do it right http://t.co/FrY7p71IXb

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Michael Suo

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9 years

Is this the BART or @nihilist_arbys ?!

BART

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9 years

@shakatron BART was built to transport far fewer people, and much of our system has reached the end of its useful life. This is our reality.

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Michael Suo

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11 years

Attn world: Pacific Rim is Kanye-approved

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Michael Suo

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9 years

Well played, @deadrabbitnyc . http://t.co/BkifGvmbTq

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Michael Suo

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5 years

And here I thought #exposeCNN was about a totally different kind of CNN…

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Michael Suo

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5 years

@bbolman to be fair we never went there once

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Michael Suo

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11 years

@pachy_dherm @theglobalcowboy @bbolman @Mimeth I was president AND admiral AND every actual human was in the brig #totaldomination

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Michael Suo

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11 years

What crazy PR coup made turkey the bird of choice for thanksgiving? Related: does anyone actually like turkey

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Michael Suo

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11 years

Leave me alone “Team Snapchat”!

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Michael Suo

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11 years

Why did I set a calendar reminder to “finish the knob creek”??

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Michael Suo

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10 years

Only plebs pronounce "pleb" as "pleeb"

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Michael Suo

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10 years

loving that this exists http://t.co/5wHq9yDmF1

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Michael Suo

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10 years

Washing my face with dish soap because middle finger to the law and human norms.

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Michael Suo

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6 years

@bbolman If only we had an all-NBA point guard lying around somewhere…

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Michael Suo

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2 years

@jamesr66a it's so bad though

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Michael Suo

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9 years

LinkedIn or RPG?

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Michael Suo

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10 years

This Avicii concert got a lot better when I realized I could fart with impunity

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Michael Suo

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10 years

Selma: amazing. Gorgeously shot in contemporary style. Surprised by few punches were pulled. David Oyelowo’s accent deserves its own Oscar.

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Michael Suo

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1 year

ALERT JAYLEN BROWNS MASK IS OFF

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Michael Suo

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10 years

And so he returned to an inbox with 500 emails

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Michael Suo

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11 years

@bbolman I hate you so much

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Michael Suo

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11 years

Orange is the New Black = shawshank

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Michael Suo

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6 years

@djh_nyc @Deleuze @bbolman @krakbot this seems unfortunate

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Michael Suo

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10 years

truth. MT @davepell A billion for Twitch is the first really good buy in tech in a long time.

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Michael Suo

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9 years

that’s so crazy me too! http://t.co/AZ4Olj78pS

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Michael Suo

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11 years

@Mimeth astronomy #killedit

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Michael Suo

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11 years

Holiday traditions: every year, my brother and I pick a whole day to spend at the theater. That day is today.

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Michael Suo

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10 years

Returning to college internet is like finding a Shake Shack in a desert

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Michael Suo

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10 years

about to eat ramen with a spoon, which quite honestly is a new low for me

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Michael Suo

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11 years

WHY IS IT SNOWING

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Michael Suo

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11 years

New project: terraform the east coast so it has a California-like climate

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Michael Suo

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9 years

Waiting for a the news to break that Taylor Swift is CIA-backed http://t.co/u7Flcr2mzc

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Michael Suo

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3 years

@jcljules slightly off-topic but I know you would love this

PICO-8 - Wikipedia

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Michael Suo

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9 years

. @bbolman , this is real: http://t.co/ygUFleuv1N

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Michael Suo

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10 years

Schnabel clearly looks the tastiest: How Famous Artists Would Plate Thanksgiving Meals http://t.co/DeVJqSidXA

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Michael Suo

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11 years

Elizabeth moss is just reminding me I need to catch up on mad men #GoldenGlobes

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Michael Suo

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2 years

@difficultyang @jamesr66a clearly ur just not operating with enough intensity

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Michael Suo

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11 years

“Mechanical engineers design weapons. Civil engineers design targets.” #engineeringjokes #christmasAtTheSuos

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Michael Suo

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11 years

What is this I don’t even http://t.co/SWxK637RIG

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Michael Suo

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10 years

is this real life? http://t.co/SRFsJ4irXk

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Michael Suo

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6 years

@davidjglassMD I wish twitter had 😮 reactions

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Michael Suo

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10 years

And that makes two Harvard institutions I am record holder at http://t.co/ogteUK1mZ0

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Michael Suo

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12 years

Question 1: is power out for everyone here Question 2: is this a vampire attack

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Michael Suo

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3 years

@lemmster Python! 1. Docstring comments are available at runtime using the help built in. 2. Doctest is available in the standard lib and validates any usage examples it can find in your comments.

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Michael Suo

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9 years

I saw Mad Max, and wept for a world that could have been

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