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@TweetsOfCats "you will love me"
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@ShitpostGate "what are you doing step-aunt that's been twice removed"
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@brndxix I miss who I was 5 minutes ago
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@quebecween Walrusmaxxing
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@weirddalle Teacher: "Where is the city Columbus located?"
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@weirddalle It's 2024, replace daughter with son
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@weirddalle Chronically online individual
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@HowThingsWork_ Wow I now understand Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights
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@M1das_OW2 Sewiously?
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@InternetH0F "I'm a girl" "Squirtistics?"
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@insultsrare having the McDonalds app isn't crazy but having it on your dock is
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@Firedesirre Diabeetus
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@EverythingOOC Is Eminem okay? I got Olivia Benson on the phone
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@ForYouClips Somebody come get they auntie
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@GoodReddit I cannot ignore Pablo
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@insultsrare the 1 inch punisher
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@KellytoyDK Nawh they niggafied Timmy
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@medi_cosity chromed tf up
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@Rothmus Geoffrey had to lock in
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@bklynb4by guys, I don't think that was really Kanye West
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@memechaotic When you have restless legs syndrome
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@2k18hoodmoments I just realized that was a cock wtf
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@moelondon_ Oakland, CA + smokes= your mom has popped percs before blud
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@Diogan5 Do not redeem!!
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@ProjectStrider totes le epic gamer moment
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@GoodReddit "Are ya just gonna stand there or are you gonna suck me?"
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@weirddalle Who's gonna tell bro
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@ShitpostGate Chill my girl is on here
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@EverythingOOC From fun to Epstein Island vibes
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@GreenTextRepost imagine being this big of a loser
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@WeedPorns Stoners are unbearable when they make weed their whole personality (I used to smoke heavily, so I would know)
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@Fluerchuu God, if only
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@barstoolsports @ZeroBlog30 Sarah Palin would've gotten this in heart beat
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@vinoypastillas Worked well for Kurt Cobain
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@lusciousbeagle Shieeet he got my vote
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@HowThingsWork_ Me geeking on psychedelics thinking a ghost is performing surgery on me (it's really the invisible man, I know it)
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@Mattlly My wife on her period. She becomes a villain 😭
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@solisolsoli damn even demons are getting it
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@DailyLoud She gotta weird face, I'm sorry
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@GoodReddit Blue Froggy
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@weirddalle homie is definitely reading smut
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@Rainmaker1973 Lebron beach?!
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@GoodReddit Average lactose intolerant person
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@weirddalle "why are you not trafficking these women? Do you like being poor?!"
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@LocalBateman bit sad innit
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@downbadcomment What happened to "hello, my name is. How are you?
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@ShitpostGate "Stop acting up or I'll turn this $96B right around!"
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@EverythingOOC tonight's big loser is Murr
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@LoreOfTh3Land *doctor running back* "I'm so sorry, wrong patient! your husba-"
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@NoContextHumans *checks comments* yup, what i expected
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@FearedBuck @FBI this post right here
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@DAQUANDSG im sorry what were you saying
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@ShitpostGate Bop it, twist it
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@Notdojaaa just got the areolas out huh
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@weirddalle you gotta transfer schools after this L
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@ShitpostGate Load bearing N
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@weirddalle Dont think they said bro back then
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@AllThatandMoore 3 little piggies
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@NickRigamarole Assert dominance by pissing on the floor
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@PapiAceFBC who gon twerk first?
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@EverythingOOC erm, what the sigma?
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@CaudilloXIV Little do they know the money for a new TV trickles back to Israel
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@shitpost_2077 When she ovulating
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@BrendanDaGawd Lemme hit that coil
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@weirddalle hardest line tswift has dropped 💯
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@hourly_shitpost and they jerked you for free
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@weirddalle Exactly what a sigma would say
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@yearncel Jimmy beastin
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@Rothmus You know what he meant by this
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@ShitpostGate computer nooo!
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@DudeWipesFan me when I'm hinting that I need head
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@FadeHubb girl giving you 2x the booze for the money and you still complaining
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@okimstillhungry "We're both straight males" *proceeds to say the gayest statement ever*
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@RicharD1ckJohn She had to look away cuz she got horny
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@ThaMidSmoker More like the mid stroker
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@lporiginalg hmm im noticing the content of their character
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@FilledwithUrine freaky ahh fish
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@ShitpostGate Boeing would like to recruit him to test land their aircraft
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@TopGyaru She got the heavies
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@DramaAlert my shivers are timbered
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@ShitpostGate Sounds like a skill issue
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@nigga_goat89872 Facebook ahh meme
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@starfire0347 @weirddalle On God my sigma Damn..
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@insultsrare Bro watching Bitcoin go past $65k with tears in his eyes & .38 in his hand
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@BrendanDaGawd How to effectively gatekeep:
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@AltHistCody "get a load of this guy"
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@TheBoysOOCC "oi, that's givin me a bit ofa chub, guvna"
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@messedupfoods When the town ain't big enough for the two of us
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@blephin_ I can fix her
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@BrendanDaGawd Jimmy's beastin on 'em
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@SKTheKingYT female rappers are just high level strippers nowadays huh
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@shitpost_2077 POV: you're in the middle east
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@RyanGarcia Ain't nobody taking your food away sweetie
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@HumansNoContext Plot twist: they are all the guys sisters
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@EverythingOOC the war with plants starts now
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@ShitpostGate chat is this loss?
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