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For an angel, she’s a hot mess.

Houston Baby
Joined January 2013
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@sofiasaldana
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I know someone was mad this morning
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Buying an air fryer was one of the best things I did in 2019 lmaoo
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Nothing stops me now πŸ’‹
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That kiss at the end πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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5 years
Is it just me or has this week felt long af ???
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@sofiasaldana
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6 years
Slim thicc with some gains ☺️
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4 years
When you speed up to run the yellow light but the car in front of you slows down πŸ™ƒ
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5 years
I’m so ready for hot chocolate and pan dulce type of weather 😭
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Someone said let me hear those Vanessa Hudgens moans and I just might Hahahah πŸ˜‚
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Wastedddddd πŸ’€ ⚠️
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Joel Osteen reading y’alls tweets πŸ˜‚
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Leg mf gainsss bitchh πŸ‘ŠπŸΌπŸ€ͺ
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@sofiasaldana
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5 years
Can’t go wrong with this kind of music 😩 lmao
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4 years
Simply me πŸ™‚
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Big hair don’t currrr 🦁
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@sofiasaldana
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5 years
And then she conquered her demons βš”οΈπŸƒ
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@sofiasaldana
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5 years
Maybe I’m a fatty but I cannot wait for the rodeo food lmaoo πŸ·πŸ—
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I just wanna be fit πŸ₯΄
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Bad bunny babyyy πŸ’‹ @sanbenito
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@sofiasaldana
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5 years
Dallas just got mandatory quarantine for the entire city. No leaving home except for groceries. We are probably next y’all....
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@sofiasaldana
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4 years
What they going to say??
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Me pulling the trigger now and not later πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺ
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@sofiasaldana
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I want to meet someone who makes me believe in love again, who makes me feel safe in his arms, who makes me feel like time doesn’t exist, who sets my soul on fire....am I asking for too much? πŸ˜•
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Se porta mal, pa’ sentirse bien πŸ₯°
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@sofiasaldana
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7 years
God is good...god is soooo good!
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@sofiasaldana
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5 years
Nobody: Me when the weekend gets here bahahah πŸ˜‚
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Nobody: My stoopid brain: Me estan dando ganas de bailar un pinche cumbion BIEN LOCO, BIEN LOCOOOOπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@sofiasaldana
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Wanna cuddle while we watch Narcos?? πŸ₯°
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@sofiasaldana
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When the food arrives πŸ₯˜πŸ₯°
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@sofiasaldana
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Los Astros estan ganando y ya me esta dando ganas de bailar un pinche cumbion bien locooooo alv πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜πŸΌ
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@sofiasaldana
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5 years
Still the biggest L of my whole life lmaooo
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@sofiasaldana
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4 years
En las calles de CDMX πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
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@sofiasaldana
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4 years
Barbacoa on a beautiful Sunday morning is top tier af
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@sofiasaldana
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4 years
Had a successful Monday 🐻
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@sofiasaldana
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3 years
Beautiful skyline πŸ™
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@sofiasaldana
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If your friends don’t feel like family then wyd πŸ€”
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@sofiasaldana
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Lo que estΓ‘ pa ti, Nadie te lo quita πŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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@sofiasaldana
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5 years
So excuse me if I go mia...I’m just protecting my thoughts and space.
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@sofiasaldana
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4 years
Sup
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@sofiasaldana
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5 years
Sweet like honey 🍯
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Smh, this is why it’s β€œfuck them kids” πŸ˜‚
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This man caught an Alex Bregman HR ball, gave it to his son, and the kid threw it back. Absolutely priceless reaction from dad.
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@sofiasaldana
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Get you a friend who drops off a sunflower when you’re not home and tells you 2 months later which then explains why you now have a whole sunflower garden πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­β€οΈ
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@sofiasaldana
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4 years
Views πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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I really want to see the joker movie after all these good reviews 😩
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Y’all are so funny lmao
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Tengo hambre
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@sofiasaldana
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Buenos dΓ­as, make sure to be careful today...some places are already flooding and some of y’all can’t even swim lmaoo
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This is the one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@sofiasaldana
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If you drive 60 on the freeway, are you even from Houston? Lmao
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Y’all ever wanted to slap some common sense into someone and then send them to a different dimension???
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I love doing this and then play with your ear lobe lolol
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@sofiasaldana
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Curly hair guys >>
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Golden hour w the curls n shit
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I’m telling my kids this is El Chapo’s son lmaooo
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Goodmorning to everyone except to...
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@sofiasaldana
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Not gonna lie, I feel kinda sad today 😭
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@sofiasaldana
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I think about my future every minute of the day some of ya never felt that kind of stress. I talk to my conscious more than I talk to people
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@sofiasaldana
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That time of the month and I really want cuddles and besitos πŸ₯Ί
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This is actually so much fun πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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Philly is real different. πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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@sofiasaldana
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Soccer games are soooo freaking intense and the Spanish commentary makes it even more intense lmao
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Me cuddling myself in this quarantine 😒😭πŸ₯Ί
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Y’all.... when you clean the vacuum you become the vacuum cleaner 🀯 lmao
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I’m convinced I’m the only ugly girl on twitter lmao
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@sofiasaldana
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Not too long ago a guy asked me for my snap to show me what he was packing and my dumbass asked, β€œoh where are you going” not knowing wtf he actually meant πŸ˜‚πŸ’€ I’m still laughing at myself lmaooo
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@sofiasaldana
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El Micheal Myers ya se me estaba muriendo LMAOOO
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Sleeping naked in a cold room will always be undefeated πŸŒ™
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Yooo I’m definitely crying 😭
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Leg daysss πŸ–€
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Friendly reminder that your growth is YOUR responsibility and nobody else’s!
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My friend took this badass pic of the view and me πŸ’«
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Geeewd morning to the hard working people who are at work only....we all eating πŸ€‘
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@sofiasaldana
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Y’all ever get tired of being a good person???
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Im the only single friend now...so I’m no longer going out ☹️
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Buenos putossss diasssss! Levantense y ponganse las pilas πŸ₯°πŸŒž
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Wishing I was waking up in Mx πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
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Stuck between wanting to lose more weight but wanting to keep growing my lower body af 😩
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This dude is not lying lmao πŸ˜‚
@_KevinSosa_
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You dudes be approaching the finest, nicest girls like they basic hoes and that’s where y’all fuck up to begin with lol
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I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't...holla fuck the world with my chest full of smoke πŸ₯Ά
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Me in a picture:....
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I really spent this weekend alone with my own thoughts and it was much needed. I really love myself πŸ¦‹
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Our city is beautiful at nighttime πŸ₯Ίβœ¨
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John’s reaction when I surprised him with a bad bunny ticket >> πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ
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Me and who?? 🌊
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Serenity
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I just want to reach my full potential.
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Can I hit it in the morning, the sun rising while you moaning β˜€οΈ
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Tengo sed de la mala 😭πŸ₯΅
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Engage only to the Tequila πŸ’
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Half a margarita in and I’m already feeling it....team no food all day to feel the alcohol faster πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Lmaoooojkihateithereee
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The whole dating world and talking stage are both trash. I rather be on my own and try to improve myself. I’m done wasting my time. πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ
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One of my favorite videos
@AiraJiso
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RememberΒ when David Beckham shot 3 balls into 3 trash cans on a beach! Unbelievable.
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Not me thinking bout my stimulus check at 5am πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Mad respect for those who work outdoors...this mf heat is no joke!! 😭
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@sofiasaldana
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Whole vid is hilarious but bro really said, β€œ911!! Abracadabra!!! It is I, a victim.” While making countless of mcjokes lmaooo
@JaYunnaMonae
ππˆπ† 𝐌𝐎 …
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OMG YALLLLLL LOOK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 β€œShe finna blame this shit on me tho”, β€œ you got to mcstop”!😭😭😭😭😭
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Just felt like posting this
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@sofiasaldana
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Boyyyyyyyyyyy whut πŸ’€
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Gooodmorning though :)
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Goood mf morning πŸ₯Ί
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ITS FINALLY FUCKING OCTOBER YALL!! Spooky month is finally here!! πŸ€ͺπŸ‘»πŸŽƒπŸ€‘
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