Sim @simpelyfe Twitter profile

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Sim

1 year

CLI in under 100 lines of code. And that's it folks. This series is completed. Some helpers left out because part of the reward is the journey/work you put in. Pinning this so it's easy to find for newcomers. Thank you for tuning in!

Sim

@simpelyfe

1 year

weight_batch_curve() is a new one that I've added not implemented in current CLI. This is how we'd piece it together with a helper: Note - we are normalizing value[0], the 'risk' element, of each tuple in kwargs['data'] (received from helper) to spread risk proportionally. Then,

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Sim

@simpelyfe

11 months

Hit a 100x on a $5k allo for $550k net profit. I'm shoving everything into select alts overtime into 2024, and picking up a new vocation. This is my last cycle, most likely.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

I’m flat and going on medical leave. If I have an action item for you, and it’s incomplete, please be understanding. This is kind of serious. Thanks, everyone.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Holy shit!!! I am public!!! And that means… @Bitboy_Crypto you’re fucked!!!

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@simpelyfe

10 months

Hot take: of the profitable traders on CT, 90% wouldn't be if they didn't use their following to herd them into the trade. Some really large accounts come to mind. Incredibly mediocre skillset, but massive following allowing them to 'create' the trade instead of seeing it.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

After a +50% retrace in SOL and sol eco tokens (whenever that is), a SOL/(Sol Eco Index minus SOL) synthetic ratio long is where it's at. We're talking +2 year holding periods after which we can start paying ourselves from the position in small tranches every month. Bookmark this

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@simpelyfe

9 months

There's a guy short from $12 for $24M in +$3M drawdown unwinding his short into intraday longs TP'ing. This is the comfiest position as a buyer you can be in cause this guy making up +20% of TIA OI needs to orchestrate fake news to get out of this alive. You can literally just

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@simpelyfe

6 months

Everyone. It's been a great 5 years. You all have been absolutely integral in shaping my life, and I appreciate everyone that I've gotten to know over the years. This is going to be my last post. I'll be focusing my efforts from here on out to making @EdgeSimps a household name.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

This is really high IQ selling. Like they aren't breaching daily exhausted/oversold levels, but everyday the returns reset and they can do it all over again. Cause like, a -15% BTC day will trigger a buying frenzy, but -8-9%, nothing is triggered. Very clever.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Bruh… my cousins husband had the nerve to pick a fight with me on the value of Bitcoin in front of the family. That was so awkward 0/10 would not recommend

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Final form, ya'll... we're rendering...

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@simpelyfe

3 years

We're probably going to shut it down again, start a new private twitter where the homies and homettes are invited. Scrape what you can, but this account will be deleted soon.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

AVAX is in price discovery and recently has been shown to have high negative betas versus rest of market. This level of unpredictably + ATHs == mean reversion to rest of market is not the play.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

I damn near spoon feed edge, and people literally ask for the source of my edge. It's nuts... some of you guys don't deserve this.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Good week. Time for some beer

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Lmao I can’t believe my feed. STRAIGHT DESPAIR lol not even FUD. This is something else.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

I'm not dead, everyone -- I'm licking my wounds. This one is really hard to shake off.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

If I can ask one request from everyone. The trail is there but please don’t look too deep re: who or what I am. I enjoy expressing myself openly, and would like to keep it that way. A gentleman’s agreement so-to-speak. Many thanks in advance.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Checked the timeline; a very strange sentiment is happening rn: BTC, ETH, and SOL all in price discovery and nobody cares lol The cool calmness you guys are feeling unironically is bullish

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@simpelyfe

9 months

Someone create an official index for this and list it on exchanges.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Just to help this sink in more. Tech/Fundamental CT is bearish. Traders CT is bearish. Cringy one-liner bull tweets have disappeared. Dydx whales took half the liquidity and left. Everyone fucking disappeared lmao!

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@simpelyfe

2 years

6/x For all intents and purpose, this should not have happened. Never again am I going to chase vol. It has no part in my current system and is simply an artifact of my old self. Lesson learned. Let's take a day or two to recover, and return humbled and awake. /fin

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@simpelyfe

3 years

This is like... the cleanest PNL fetching script I have ever... written lmao It is... clean. I don't know why I'm showing ya'll this; I'm just so proud of it lol

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@simpelyfe

12 days

Christ read the room lol CryptoDog is openly bearish, KOL of the years, this apex predator MM, Buffet to Cash, Apple releases lavender Air Pod Max and a ... you guessed it -- upgraded iphone camera, liquidity stuck, no liquidity in books to run over outside of 300k USD at

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@simpelyfe

3 years

We're private again. Please don't feel like you have to yessir me to stay in; I enjoy different takes. Reply guys will get the boot though. Cheers -- let's fucking rock!

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Last sell off was for pico-bottom buyers of this cycle, early buyers haven't even positioned yet, we're waiting for the next pullback to pull the trigger; then, intelligent buyers enter, then the hoard comes in and we empty our bags into them. This is it. This is crypto lol

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@simpelyfe

3 years

PSA: If you ever tell yourself, "I'll just hold this until it's in profit" -- close that trade out, pal.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

btw, I quit smoking -- I'm on week 3 :D

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@simpelyfe

11 months

Averaging $1600 per trade session from rebates with $20k collateral. That’s a 6-figure salary. It doesn’t make sense. I should be dead or homeless… Just hella grateful for everything and everyone in my life. A lot of people contributed to shaping the person I am today.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

1/x Figured I’d be a benefit to the community by documenting what happened. I bet on LUNA/UST; LUNA had upside while UST had a ceiling. First mistake: didn’t check corresponding beta. At turn of events, beta changes. Had I checked beta, I would have known this was ill-advised.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

I'm convinced the rinse is gonna be surprisingly to ya'll -- especially those overly bullish. BTC, -10.62% LUNA, -11% AVAX, - 23.68% SOL, -28.17% RUNE, and this one's gonna take awhile -- -55.23% I'm patient. I can wait for weeks.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Just FYI, most of the time, I tweet before I fill. If I fill before I tweet, I will probably tell you; unsure why I do this, feels like just the right thing to do

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@simpelyfe

9 months

Think I nailed it. So in a nut shell... x=momentum y=perp/spot avg volume ratio z= avg futs vol that incurs cost penalty associated with lack of volatility So from this, for asset selection, you want: x-up, y-down, z-up Brighter (less purple; more green/yellow), bigger and to

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@simpelyfe

7 months

Sell in September. Don't ask... If I explain why, then it won't happen. Just... fucking trust the butt plug guy here.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

I just want to say I sent that guy $1k because his house burned down and never got a thank you. That hurt man. Just saying… never again

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@simpelyfe

2 years

1) SOL is exhausted 2) DOGE test pump into crypto-wide risk off >> send it 3) SHIB rally is almost 100% all spot. There's no speculation; the spec should happen after DOGE runs and rotates into SHIB >> increased spec 4) I need a banana

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@simpelyfe

2 years

You’re only going to make it if you defeat that desperation to make it all in one go just FYI

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@simpelyfe

3 years

I just ripped Reality King's entire Big Naturals series... I'm not even horny.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

I fully expect a blow off top in the next week or two. Bull-run equivalent to current MS is 50k. Will reduce all spot exposure at these levels. I don't plan on fading the deviation, but after the dust settles -- if we see 43k, that's the next swing long for me. Could take weeks.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Trust me when I say this... they want spot. They are foaming at the mouth for it. Like every single token, they want. Next week gonna be lit.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Okay, everyone -- from now on, cold contacts for DM's must have the following: 1) Gentle greeting 2) Brief Introduction to yourself/background info 3) The reason for your inquiry 4) Why it would be beneficial for me to respond/help/give counsel Many thanks, all

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@simpelyfe

17 days

I think a lot of people are still freaked out by the wicked slow bleed we had. Pivoting is difficult, so let me hold your hand on this one. This is easily a top 20 high-signal swing long.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

This is just a HTF stop run, you all are going to get liquidated

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Good news: this account will likely not be deleted for a two reasons: 1) It's 3 years of my life that I want to look back fondly at when I'm old. 2) DM's will be disabled on the private account, but I'll occasionally check msg's here if you need to reach me. The new @ soon...

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@simpelyfe

2 years

I think the bottom is in, maybe not absolute but for the foreseeable future, for any alt in double digit drawdown today. No science; just gut feeling. Especially GMT -- you can range trade the +80% range it's going to be in for a while. For me: AVAX SOL MATIC FTM ATOM LOOKS GMT

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Know what makes me blush a bit? I built up a reputation enough for high-profile funds to take notice. I won’t say which auction, but one of the winners has 3-4 accounts in top 20 FTX leaderboard. Just taken aback, truly… plan to keep providing value to y’all. 9999999% effort!

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@simpelyfe

3 years

When ETH clears that white triangle, the volatility is going to get real dumb. Ideal bullish scenario is trajectory within the green triangle for 34k upside, but that yellow box seems more realistic. There's no historical levels in there we can go off of.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

It's decided. I'm buying an Aston Martin DBX... largest splurge I've ever done, but fuck it -- I deserve this god damnit. The amount of work I put in; I need to pat myself on the back. Just need them to accept crypto tho if I can lol cc: @jimtalbot , it's finally happening!

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Y’all. Do we let this mans in. This is a first, I’ve never seen anyone dedicate their bio to me lol

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Yo, @IamNomad -- wanna make a bet? By 2023 13 Mar Black Swan anniversary, the next real bull market will begin. If I win, I get 25% of your NW. If you win, you get a hand job. Very asymmetric bet towards your favor.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

I’m not feeling completely safe but need to clarify what happened. Here it is: There were a total of five people that I was working with; just a group of ppl together trading a total of $4.9M., there was no DAO. 1/x

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@simpelyfe

3 years

What is the dumbest most expensive hobby you have? Like, it's so dumb and so expensive, it'd blow ppl's minds lol

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@simpelyfe

2 years

+750M long liqs and people be like 'to goblin town!' -- lol nah man... this is the best scenario you can have! This literally accelerating the bear market. Love to see it

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@simpelyfe

3 years

I don't care what anyone says; I don't care how many times he liquidated me; @CryptoHayes is my hero. There will never be another like him. Read the piece in Vanity Fair if you haven't.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

That was quick.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Ok; gonna give u a lil dox on myself just to be transparent on this mystique on what u probably imagine me as… I’m this little 5’2 Asian guy. I mean my drip is hard af and I will probably steal yo girl from my drip/vibe but I’m not the gigantic elephant y’all think I am lmao

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Gonna get real with ya’ll — I’m trying to get over a cocaine addiction. It’s not fun but I need to power through for at least two weeks so I can get my ADHD meds back upon clean urine test. Shit is expensive. WML loves

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@simpelyfe

2 years

LUNA just went through an entire crypto cycle in 33 minutes.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

#freealpha if orderbook walls advance and recede subsequently and continuously, it's pvp on takers. Advancing walls == twap. receding walls == derisking (generally)

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Really proud of the way these turned out -- and having a really fun time creating these! All sourced from pure crypto market data

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@simpelyfe

10 months

All of my discretionary strats: 1) OI ceiling breached? No indication of cartel? negative corr to BTC? fade with tight stops. 2) OI floor retest? Downtrend? low vol? DCA 3) TWAP buy indicated? increasing OI? Fade when price dips and OI continues to increase. 4) That's all you

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@simpelyfe

3 years

It's a bear market. This type of PA is indicative of a regime change. /mutes thread /runs away

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@simpelyfe

2 years

There will be a god candle; iono wen, iono where, but i know there is a god, and he lights candles

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@simpelyfe

13 days

Reason to believe the next bull market will take us close to 100k and it'll simply be a massive short squeeze on the MM controlling the markets rn.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

For chart enthusiasts who have a supercycle slant, I have two bull leg scenarios. Play it day-to-day and keep your leverage to a minimum. You don't want to get blown out in these cases. No wishful-thinking -- be vigilant.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Remember when I was supposed to close down this account? lmao... I just love this account too much to let it go.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

I just tried to scroll my feed and saw something that triggered that schizo fuck in almost every single god damn tweet. To keep in touch, does anyone want to be in a Twitter group chat with just friends (or mutuals [of mutuals])? Anything goes. Reply or like.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

I’m a simple man. I wake up at 3-4am, have my morning smoke, shitpost with the fam, do some market analysis, feed the geese and by 9am I have the rest of the day to do whatever I want. This is it.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

This is too clean. Which means it's all algos. Sad.

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@simpelyfe

10 months

I just want clout if it happens, but if we get continuation into 2024 on SOL, April is a good time to get out. Bookmark this, write it down, put on calendar; then @ me when it bleeds afterwards lol

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@simpelyfe

2 years

We're bidding deep on all majors p much; with asks a bit tighter anticipating a pop relatively soon; short-lived, then final rinse

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Let me tell you a 'little secret' about most CT accounts. When they are giga bearish or giga bullish... they generally don't give holding periods/time horizons... but give off the implication that it's 'long term' -- this is 90% (probably more) a lie. It's all short term.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

That said, I’m here; I’m not leaving, but I am going to take a much needed break; I am THIS close to losing my marbles -- straight stray jacket-type shit. The four accounts that were affected, please know I will continue to do everything in my power to make you whole again. 7/x

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Sending out the @ -- am I missing any circles? DM me to be included (if I never interacted with you, please do not). Please RT so I nail all the mutuals.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Gonna make a long thread about my trading journey. Where I was to where I am. Completely unadulterated code will be provided. You will see all my failings and all my triumphs. Through it all, I hope you’ll find that this is not something impossible to learn or do.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

✅ Volume turning up ✅ New/exciting crypto narratives ✅ Crypto/BTC decoupling You should bet big.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

This is probably the most concentrated amount of love I've gotten in DM's. Thank's guys! I love doing this! <3333

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@simpelyfe

3 years

SOL is going to be so fucking tradeable in the near-term. We're talking DOGE parabolic run-type volatility. Nuts...

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Won PVP vs. Asia session MM'er; actually iono if it was 1v1 or if other players saw my footprint and tag-teamed lol

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Buy... everything. Just fucking buy everything. Like all the supply of all the tokens. Shove it in every single pocket you have. Buy those 7-pocket cargo pants and shove all the tokens in your fucking pocket. TULIP. Relative spot/perp volume ratio increased by over 350%.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

@SplitCapital @stablekwon Z, it's happening. The data are there; that footprint is not hiding. spot/perp relative volume ratio is increasing by 15% over the last couple of hours. Read: This is a bull-market, whether mini- or much much more.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

There's no longs to liquidate anymore; sorry, buy back time.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Don't listen to anyone trading log charts. The linear charts have been hitting way better. We're getting to the point where our first macro deadcat bounce may print.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

On Mon, I deposited $68k into a dydx account dedicated to the accounts that were affected by the LUNA event; up $90k. We got work todo. ngl, haven't been the same since that day. A part of me died. I could go the rest of my life without another cent; just wanna make things right

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@simpelyfe

3 years

This is heartwarming, but also funny because I made the call w/o positioning lmao so I made no money on this LOL

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@simpelyfe

2 years

When BTC does a 3-5% sell off, 20x long and program a 2-year risk off TWAP. This is the only trade you need to make for 2 years. I am not even joking.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Not trying to be racist, but there's empirical evidence that Korean gamblers are legit the God's of gambling, and when they start FOMO'ing into anything, you short it to the ground. Like, you should for real have this somewhere plastered on your wall for future reference

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3 years

If you don't know, filtering for oi/vol24h rank is a great way to see where people are positioning silently. By the time it reaches vol24h rank solo and disappears oi/vol24h rank, probably means everyone's derisking and you're just playing with the MM'er. From yesterday, top 20

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@simpelyfe

2 years

1-minute scalp porn.

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@simpelyfe

3 years

BTC 51k ETH 3541 SOL has the most upside at 135 I don't plan to risk on anymore than I already am until weekly open, however; no matter how good Saturday looks.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Engagement low? Watch this

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@simpelyfe

3 years

Spot accumulation completed. Sellers fucked. Spoon fed analysis: pushing perp like it's heroin.

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@simpelyfe

2 years

There’s like 7-10 people in this restaurant and the owner is here and I let him know May-July DCA into BTC and hold until Q2 2024 and then DCA out into Q3. Place goes silent. They hate it lmao… normies hate it. The owner set a calendar reminder, which is nice lol

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@simpelyfe

1 year

Really cute girl that works at my gym. She calls me by my first name. I like her energy, so decided to get her some mochi donuts from the family bakery. On way back traffic, was abysmal. What should've taken 20 minutes turned into over an hour. I ate the donuts in the car. :(

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@simpelyfe

2 years

Full disclosure, I am shorting literally everything lol

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@simpelyfe

11 months

INJ top is in for 2023. 1) Someone's short just got popped for $2M. Largest short liq ever, and price didn't hit new highs. 2) 20 Jan 2024 3.67% supply gets unlocked. 3) Nobody has started hedging on perps yet. This might be early; but it's not wrong.

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3 years

I have 3 macro BTC scenarios. One leads to a sell off potentially to 35k. They all lead to +100k by JUL 2022.

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2 years

BREAKING: Anyone who tweets this emoji apparently gets put on a watchlist, sources say.

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2 years

Goodnight guidance re: LUNA. Assuming this wants continued up-only despite crypto-wide weakness (which by the way; is not over, but the rinse is getting v close to completion) -- data show a max; and I mean an absolute max before a massive decent to full bear of 2.74x from quote.

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3 years

Ya'll.... micro-caps.... accumulation like a mfkr.... This is it; last bit of alpha for the today -- just shitposts and music from here on out.

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3 years

Yesterday, in the middle of the night, I leaked some alpha that could probably retire you in capital letters for 5 seconds, then deleted it. Congrats if you saw. If not, that'll be 5 BTC.

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2 years

If you have an open channel with me, please don’t abuse it; time is a commodity — I can’t be holding your hand down the entire journey. Many thanks.

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