sham Profile Banner
sham Profile
sham

@shaamilax

1,164
Followers
237
Following
111
Media
19,935
Statuses

๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

Joined November 2015
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@shaamilax
sham
3 months
fav eidi :))
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
2
98
@shaamilax
sham
4 months
pls tell me life gets better after 25
172
2K
4K
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
if you approach a girl in a respectful manner, trust me youโ€™ll be considered and sheโ€™ll give you a chance
79
982
3K
@shaamilax
sham
1 month
iโ€™m sorry but i would rather have a messy handwritten love letter from my man rather than him getting someone else to write it for him
@k22rxx
ูƒูŠู†ุงุช โ˜๏ธ
1 month
just writing the sweetest love letters ๐Ÿ’Œ
Tweet media one
4
14
116
12
526
3K
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
i will never EVER understand why people cheat
49
1K
2K
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
my worst fear is the wrong person praying at iftaar to marry me
43
166
1K
@shaamilax
sham
8 months
had this last week & iโ€™m still thinking about it
Tweet media one
23
23
964
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
june has been a very expensive month
8
399
923
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
imagine finding out your husband has sent eid pics to a random girl in the past ๐Ÿคข
84
50
728
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
at the end of the day, itโ€™s about who you send your mini vlogs to x
3
158
738
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
as a man, why are you clean shaven by choice?
42
75
659
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
just heard a husband say to his wife, โ€œyou have two hands, pick it up yourselfโ€ I - no words
28
41
652
@shaamilax
sham
5 months
itโ€™s always you deserve better, never let me better for you
10
249
636
@shaamilax
sham
3 years
for someone who loves sleeping, i donโ€™t go to sleep early enough
0
95
581
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
โ€œgood women are for good men.โ€
9
93
556
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
โ€œyour dad funds your lifestyleโ€ i donโ€™t get if it was meant to be an insult or a compliment?
12
48
409
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
at the end of the day, itโ€™s about who you pray for when you open your fast
0
88
371
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
how are you moving to girls in ramadan of all times?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ have some shame
17
30
311
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
people my age are married & have kids & thereโ€™s me still deciding what i wanna eat for dinner ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10
35
264
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
birmingham >>> london idc whatโ€™s anyone says
26
24
191
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
when ur heartbroken & can actually feel the pain
3
28
143
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
linkedin is NOT a dating platform!!!
13
15
136
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
atleast i donโ€™t look my age :) 24 makes me feel sick ๐Ÿ˜ท
10
1
118
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
EXHIBIT B of why having a car is just stresss// just for some sweets ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@shaamilax
sham
2 years
EXHIBIT A of why having a car is just stress
5
1
10
19
5
127
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
become an abayah girl โœจ
Tweet media one
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
really want to become an abayah girl
1
0
21
13
0
119
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
getting a message from ur favourite person ๐Ÿฅฐ
@mustseenvideos
videos you have to watch
5 years
Bomboclaat
863
9K
71K
1
24
108
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
โ€œthey werenโ€™t sorry when you didnโ€™t knowโ€ ouch
0
13
101
@shaamilax
sham
10 months
@whoszainn stay firm and the school will give in
1
0
98
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
iโ€™m sorry but iโ€™m not going to lie to you & say your newborn baby looks cute when they donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10
7
88
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
ffs regret opening up ๐Ÿ˜ญ need to keep my mouth shut
6
6
89
@shaamilax
sham
9 months
as a grown man, why you fighting with another man over a girl?
9
2
77
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
if u see me liking tweets but i havenโ€™t answered ur message, wait iโ€™m making my way through each app ๐Ÿ˜‚
0
22
77
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
i pay road tax, ofcourse iโ€™m going to move your cones & bins so i can park
3
7
72
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
eid mubarak ๐Ÿ’™
Tweet media one
4
1
70
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
he said family ๐Ÿฅบ
0
1
71
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
am i menta listen to you? am i menta to cry about it? N ใ€€ O ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ O ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ o ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€o ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ o ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€o ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ . ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. . cuz it don't run lyk dat
0
14
70
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
โ€œi remember u said u liked these so i got them for uโ€
0
8
65
@shaamilax
sham
2 years
โ€œyou donโ€™t owe your parents anythingโ€ erm yes i do considering how they left everything they knew, worked their ass off so their kids could have a better life?
1
11
59
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
@rhassan___ because weโ€™re loved
1
0
57
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
idk how ppl donโ€™t like bounty
3
12
60
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
iโ€™m convinced people are forcing themselves to like sushi
@SelectOutfit
๐Ÿ‘œ
1 year
sushi date
Tweet media one
227
3K
19K
3
9
55
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
tea after iftar >>>
1
1
48
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
how did i just hear someone say youโ€™re one burger away from obesity? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5
1
52
@shaamilax
sham
3 months
mirpuri slander is overrated
@MARZlPANN
m&ms ๐Ÿ–ค
3 months
This is what I expect a mirpuris house to look like
15
57
907
1
5
50
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
when youโ€™re sad, just take a nap ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
1
7
50
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
if you want someone else, just break up with the person youโ€™re with first??
2
11
49
@shaamilax
sham
4 months
how do you block someone on LinkedIn? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11
4
45
@shaamilax
sham
4 years
i find baking so therapeutic ๐Ÿ’—
Tweet media one
2
8
47
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
itโ€™s mad how youโ€™re only your true self with your siblings, nothing comes matched
0
2
38
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
the highest rating iโ€™ve gotten from my brother is 7/10 & he filled his plate 3 TIMES!!
0
1
42
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
this is why iโ€™m the best neighbour ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
Tweet media one
0
3
40
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
not my younger brother saying โ€œif it takes one makeup wipe to take it all off, then youโ€™re not as cute as you think you areโ€ ๐Ÿ’€
11
1
40
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
@_trussmidaddi_ like the child isnโ€™t his as well??
1
1
40
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
25+ & youโ€™re still inhaling flavoured air through a pen? grow up x
0
8
38
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
โ€œu donโ€™t look pakiโ€ sorry i forgot my nose at home
1
7
37
@shaamilax
sham
4 years
6 days later & i made it!!! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
Tweet media one
@shaamilax
sham
4 years
tomorrow iโ€™m making butter chicken & home-made naan by force ๐Ÿค
2
0
8
1
7
37
@shaamilax
sham
2 months
uff the amount of compliments i got today
2
0
33
@shaamilax
sham
4 years
the worst thing about online lectures is when they put us in breakout groups & expect us to speak ๐Ÿ˜ญ no sir, we shall all sit in silence until u bring us back
1
4
36
@shaamilax
sham
3 years
i got it ๐Ÿฅบ
@shaamilax
sham
3 years
why does this interview have to be at 9??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2
0
2
4
1
35
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
donโ€™t talk to me at sehri, my eyes are half closed for a reason
1
3
32
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
it should be illegal to be allowed only 1 day off for eid
1
3
34
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
when u thought u were over him but realise u were just kidding urself :(
@geuleedange
Michael Scofield ๐Ÿ…™
5 years
Bomboclaat
453
3K
29K
1
5
33
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
for some, everything is bidah at this point ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1
0
29
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
just got called 5 ft!!! iโ€™m 5โ€™4 thank u very much ๐Ÿ˜ก
7
2
29
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
imagine your husband is speaking to his friend like this ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
@rhassan___
R.H
1 year
Yh I donโ€™t think Iโ€™m getting married anytime soon ๐Ÿ’€
Tweet media one
19
52
843
2
0
28
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
my gender needs to get a grip
1
2
26
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
before marriage? God forbid
@thecrxwnfxts
๐Ÿง๐Ÿพ
5 years
Have you ever kissed someone?
149
12
116
2
7
28
@shaamilax
sham
4 years
my friends >>>
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
1
27
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
this generation of men will shoot their shot by liking your insta story
0
2
26
@shaamilax
sham
5 months
having an ego will do me more damage than good ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1
1
29
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
& itโ€™ll get thrown right back at u
@ramimarami
rami
5 years
Practicing giving my wife a dirty plate while she already doin the dishes
31
1K
5K
0
4
29
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
second hand embarrassment is the worse ๐Ÿ˜ญ
0
0
28
@shaamilax
sham
4 years
itโ€™s the not defending my name when iโ€™m not there that upsets me :(
0
4
25
@shaamilax
sham
2 months
when your mum looks at you & asks you whatโ€™s wrong ๐Ÿ™ƒ
1
2
26
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
this used to be an elite show
@niiifffyyy
Aรฑep
1 year
I belong to this era
Tweet media one
258
43K
116K
0
1
26
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
bounty > snickerstwixmars
3
3
26
@shaamilax
sham
3 years
you never know what a person is going through. always be kind & understanding.
0
3
26
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
some people really need to heal from their unhealed trauma
0
2
25
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
3 more days, iโ€™m so over this place i canโ€™t wait
1
0
24
@shaamilax
sham
3 months
if your husband doesnโ€™t give you eidi money then idk for you
3
0
23
@shaamilax
sham
11 months
people be hating on mirpuris for what? ๐Ÿ˜ญ itโ€™s crazy how people hate on a whole group of people
3
3
21
@shaamilax
sham
9 months
iโ€™m such a good daughter :)
Tweet media one
@shaamilax
sham
9 months
my dads been hinting at me to make him samosa chaat for the 5 days but i donโ€™t understand indirects
0
0
5
2
1
23
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
life could have been so different
2
2
23
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
just because i like/retweet a post doesnโ€™t mean i relate to it!!
4
4
24
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
when youโ€™re married siblings are down & the family feels whole again >>
2
0
25
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
spring rolls >>> samosas
2
2
22
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
it scares me thinking that what if Allah doesnโ€™t answer my duas because iโ€™ve hurt someone/made them cry in the past
1
1
21
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
am i the only one not getting weird dreams post fajr?
@hubaidullah_a
ุนูุจูŽูŠู’ุฏู ุงู„ู„ู‘ู‡
6 months
These after fajr dreams really make you question your sanity๐Ÿ˜ญ
19
527
3K
0
2
22
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
youโ€™re blowing flavoured air in your dp & youโ€™re requesting me? donโ€™t insult me pls
0
0
22
@shaamilax
sham
5 years
2010 was such a good yr & 10 yrs later we have...this, what a disappointment ๐Ÿคง
1
1
23
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
if youโ€™re pakistani & youโ€™re not wearing shalwar kameez, then idk for you
0
2
22
@shaamilax
sham
2 years
May Allah protect our daughters from marrying misogynist men. Especially the undercover ones.
@AbuHafsah1
Aboo Hafsah
2 years
May Allah protect our sons from marrying feminist bints. Especially the undercover ones.
177
704
5K
0
3
21
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
my brother got gifted an attar & it was called second wife ๐Ÿ’€
5
0
21
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
Tweet media one
0
0
22
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
really want to become an abayah girl
1
0
21
@shaamilax
sham
6 months
makes me sick knowing that iโ€™m going to be known as โ€œthe dads sideโ€ of the family ๐Ÿคข
2
1
21
@shaamilax
sham
7 months
btw speeding isnโ€™t a flex or recording yourself whilst driving, think about other people on the road ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
0
3
20
@shaamilax
sham
1 year
girl maths: if you pay by cash, itโ€™s free
0
0
19