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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

2 years

Right after the Pfizer shot I became a lesbian who teaches CRT.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

4 years

I know more about Tiger Woods’ accident than where to find a vaccine for my parents.

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Sarah Wood

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5 years

If Trump wants to hear cheers at a UFC fight, put him in the ring.

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Sarah Wood

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2 years

Here’s a pic of me and my wife ruining the sanctity of humanity.

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Sarah Wood

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7 years

That's not how feminism works. It's not about supporting any woman. She's still speaking for a misogynist.

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7 years

Why isn't the feminist left celebrating @SarahHuckabee becoming press secretary? Obama never had a woman press sec. First in many years!

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

MOOD #DemDebate #DemDebate2

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

There are lines at Starbucks too, it doesn’t mean a Frappuccino is gonna be president.

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REPORTER: A Fox poll has you underwater against the main Democra-- TRUMP: "I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Every place I go we have lines outside."

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

3 years

Just gonna leave this here…

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@TomiLahren @iamcardib Well, the Republicans have you, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

7 years

Holy shit.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

On next month's SCOTUS docket is Gamble vs US. No 17-646. This is what the rush is about. Yes, they want him to overturn Roe, yes they want him to drag us all back, but they need him seated for October to rule on that specific case.

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Sarah Wood

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3 months

It’s odd that the press is so actively trying to elect a person who would eliminate all of their jobs for state-run media.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

8 years

This woman's face when Trump has the nerve to call Hillary a "bigot" 😂😂😂 #Trump

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@patsajak “When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

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Sarah Wood

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6 years

KAVANAUGH MUST NOT BE CONFIRMED

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@realDonaldTrump Fixed it.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@PressSec He was killed. He was killed by the same type of people who continue to support Trump and attend his rallies with confederate flags and racist slogans. MLK Jr. didn’t give his life, his life was stolen. Shame on you for trying to spin that fact.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

4 years

@RexChapman The US really is the Florida of the world.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

4 years

@TomiObaro Quarantitties for life.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@patsajak I’d like to solve this puzzle for you...

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

I just love her so much.

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5 years

Watch Alyssa Milano call out a GOP State Rep in Georgia to his face while in Gov Kemp’s office: “These are the men who are voting on what goes on inside my uterus. This guy right here. This guy. Have a great day,” she said to him.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@RealBrittHughes @Alyssa_Milano What was she supposed to do? Stop at a rental car place and use smoke signals? The fact that THIS is the criticism you have and not the atrocity at the border or the monstrosity in the White House speaks volumes. She showed up and she shows up every damn day shedding light on it.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

At stakes is the "separate sovereigns" exception to double jeopardy. If he (and the other 4 conservative judges) vote to overrule it, people given presidential pardons for federal crimes cannot be tried for that crime at the state level.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

Bam. Trump can pardon the lot of them and they have nothing to fear from state's attorneys. We're all looking at the shiny coin and not seeing the bigger picture.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

7 years

@realDonaldTrump Let me translate. This is Trump bragging about how horrible he is: -Shoveling money to the wealthy/screwing the middle class -Destroying Alaskan wilderness -Kicking millions off healthcare Anyone left supporting him is just as horrible as he is, and that’s as real as it gets.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@TomiLahren Bigot Barbie thinks she’s clever.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

Fact: the KKK endorsed Donald Trump

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6 years

Facts: Republicans ended slavery Democrats started the KKK

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

Has anyone tried unplugging Virginia and plugging it back in?

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

2 years

#RepublicansHateVeterans

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@DineshDSouza Hitler used “Make Germany Great Again,” but sure, pick on the young woman trying to save the planet.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@LaraLeaTrump So, corn can vote now?

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

4 years

@RexChapman Someone should remind him Indiana supported the Union, not the traitors on his truck.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

When embryos are frozen in fertility clinics and aren’t used they are discarded. Republicans don’t care about that. Because it’s not about the embryos. It’s about controlling women.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@cmclymer Born on third and thinks he hit a triple but if left on his own would whine about the weight of the bat.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@realDonaldTrump This is better, don’t you think? No more traitors!

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@SikhFeminist So you want Trump. Got it.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@realDonaldTrump You could solve it with a one sentence resignation letter.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

2 years

Never mind, I was already gay and respected Black history.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr No, abortions after birth are a strict Republican platform with their lack of proper healthcare and gun regulations where kids are murdered in their classrooms from guns that should only exist on a battlefield. And you may want to moisturize your wrists for the FBI handcuffs soon

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@TomiLahren @Uber @lyft You absolutely would’ve owned slaves.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

2 months

Hillary retweeted something I created and now I'm crying.

Hillary Clinton

@HillaryClinton

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Republicans are re-running an old tactic and trying to smear a veteran who's also a Democrat. Please pass this on to counter their lies: Tim Walz submitted his retirement request to the U.S. Army National Guard months prior to notification of his unit's deployment.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

4 years

@sarahcpr He also thinks the constitution is the opposite of prostitution.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

7 years

@realDonaldTrump “A man you can bait with a tweet cannot be trusted with a nuclear weapon.” - @HillaryClinton

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@SavannahGuthrie @TODAYshow Really? Did you ask him about the blackface at his school? Or the kids saying rape is okay? Or did you just focus on how being white and male will get him out of trouble, onto morning talk shows and famous? Don’t make him a poster child for “white male victimhood”. Gimme a break.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

3 years

Is this a fish or a mermaid?

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Sarah Wood

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“Who’s afraid of little old me?” “The smallest man who ever lived.”

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

4 years

Men who are secure in themselves wear whatever they want, drive whatever they want, drink whatever they want, and don’t feel the need to overcompensate by being stereotypically “manly.” Toxicity in men often stems from being insecure.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@realDonaldTrump Fixed this for you. You’re welcome.

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Sarah Wood

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3 years

I legitimately love @PeteButtigieg .

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

6 years

@TomiLahren Democrats use taxpayer money on TAXPAYERS. Republicans lower taxes for the EXTREMELY rich while raising them on everyone else and use it to pay for subsidies for already rich corporations and dumbass walls. The GOP also wants to strip your rights as a woman and pay you less.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

2 years

If you think Christianity makes you better than others, you don’t understand Christianity.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

Fixed it.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

8 years

To be fine with Trump winning because your candidate lost is the epitome of privilege -- it proves this election doesn't matter for you.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

4 years

Trump went to Walter Reed with a mask for a photo op to pretend he cares about our troops after bad press showing he’s ignoring Russian bounties. Just like he went to St. John’s Church with a Bible. ANYONE praising him for this is falling for his same old schtick. Stop it. Now.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

The Nats will get the parade Trump never got. Prob cause they won legitimately.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@Alyssa_Milano Lame white dudes who feel they’re losing control so they try to reclaim it by terrorizing people. They are man-children with live ammo and it’s terrifying. This is why I’m choosing the best gunsense candidate I can to vote for. This has to end.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

2 years

@laurenboebert So, when Putin sends you money, is it cash or money order?

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Sarah Wood

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9 years

#KimDavis is no martyr... http://t.co/nuGCzhZIhj

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Sarah Wood

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6 years

@TomiLahren No, she’s asking men to stop acting like murderers. You know like every mass killer including the one in Vegas who killed over 50 in mere minutes. Where’s your call to deport white men like him?

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@TomiLahren @IlhanMN @VP Who wants Sharia Law, Tomi? Who? Stop being such a hate-baiting, sycophantic asshole.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

7 years

Trump thinks Democrats not clapping for him is treason which is weird considering I thought treason was aiding a foreign adversary over our own country. Who knew? #TrumpTreason

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@TomiLahren @Gillette It’s a little much to be such a raging bigot 24/7, isn’t it?

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@RealWayneRoot She doesn’t represent assholes, she represents the country. Btw, dissent is patriotic. Oh, and go fuck yourself.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

4 years

Trump is faced with reality for the first time in his life. He’s 74. That’s 3/4 a century of living within a lie that he’s actually good at things. He’s finally being told “no” and like the child he never matured out of, he’s throwing a tantrum. Someone should put him in time out

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

If I see some white dude open carrying a rifle, or for that matter, any gun, I’m going to assume you are hostile and police intervention is needed. How are we as citizens supposed to know the difference between a domestic terrorist and a wannabe vigilante with a small dick?

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

8 years

A visual representation of 'WTF' in real life. #Trump #Merkel #merkeltrump

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

@GeraldoRivera This is why we teach kids there are consequences to actions. When these privileged men get away with everything, consequences may take a while to catch up, but they will come. Perhaps this is a teaching moment for the youth of today to not fuck up their future.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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If everyone had worn masks and locked down for a month last March this would be over. But many Americans are generally selfish and can’t wrap their head around the greater good. All of this is their fault, lead by Trump.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@realDonaldTrump We care about crime. For instance, we want you in prison.

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Sarah Wood

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4 years

@rob_bennett Fire and arrest all of those officers.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

Is he happy and giving a thumbs up because that baby’s parent were murdered by a guy using his language with a gun he should’ve never had? Seriously. What is this? This isn’t just fucked up. This is a narcissistic sociopath with no regard to anyone but himself.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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#TrumpRussia #Comey

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

Repeat a lie often enough.... Watch him repeat that he interjected “quickly” and “fast” three times as if to convince us of his obvious lie. I interjected the video proving the lie every time he repeated it. WATCH:

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@SpeakerRyan @realDonaldTrump Take “Speaker” out of your handle. You were useless then and you’re even more useless now as you stand up for an unindicted co-conspirator who actively committed treason against the United States.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@VoteMarsha @realDonaldTrump Jesus warned us to watch out for false prophets and turned the tables on the money changers. If you’re gonna try to bring Jesus into this, realize he was a brown-skinned refugee and would’ve been denied entry under Trump. Reread the book of Matthew and you’ll be liberal.

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Sarah Wood

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Trump: We need to pass tax cuts for big business (passes tax cuts) Trump: Amazon isn’t paying enough taxes! It’s as if stupid and idiot had a baby and then dropped it.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@AndyBrookins22 @realDonaldTrump Well, yes. The Affordable Care Act was the Heritage Foundation plan and the compromise from a public option which would actually drive down prices. Better yet, we need to take the profit out of insurance. Medicare for all would be ideal and cheapest. No more premiums at all.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@newtgingrich You’re right. A blowjob is much more serious a crime than treason. Absolutely.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@jesserker My phone calls are crystal clear now!

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Sarah Wood

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@AndyBrookins22 @realDonaldTrump Premiums will skyrocket pricing people out.

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Sarah Wood

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Imagine how Q America would react if these girls weren’t white.

Mike Sington

@MikeSington

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Prom night in America. Sophomore girls, Billings Montana.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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Ted Nugent called for the death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. He then got invited to the White House. Your argument is null.

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The severed Trump head & the hanging Obama images are both disgusting. Here's the difference: Kathy is a Leftist celebrated public figure!!

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@TomiLahren @21savage They didn’t discover the country, they came here and stole it. My family came on the Mayflower and stole land. They didn’t “discover” anything. Saying that insinuates it only counts when white people do it. PEOPLE WERE ALREADY HERE.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

5 years

Anyone else drink a lot more since 11/9/16?

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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Paula White is a self-proclaimed preacher who has been married 3 times, filed for bankruptcy, and preaches the prosperity gospel which isn’t Christianity. She’s a scam artist who shelters money in a “church.” Of course Trump brought her on, she’s the female version of himself.

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Pastor Paula White, Trump's personal spiritual adviser and newest administration official, tells her congregation that if they give her money, God will reward them with a divine revelation outlining His plan for their lives.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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Just wait until they find out how much insulin costs.

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Sarah Wood

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@realDonaldTrump Global warming causes extremes, Donald. You just made the case for the existence of global warming. The fact that you don’t know the difference between climate change and weather is... SAD!

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@IanKarmel The Cranberries would put up quite the fight against a UTI.

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Sarah Wood

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@cmclymer Cornell takes less than 10% of applicants. He’s mediocre, at best, for that applicant pool. It’s the cream of the cream of the crop. This will end up being a good experience for him, even if it doesn’t feel that way now. But to blame it on him being white is absurd.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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Masks have made talking to myself in public much less embarrassing.

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@realDonaldTrump @govkristinoem @SecBernhardt I, as a liberal, went to Mount Rushmore twice in one year last year. One of those times was the 4th of July. I coughed on all the handles and bars to spread homosexuality. Buahahahaha. You’re all gay now. Those are big ole gay fireworks. You’re welcome. 🏳️‍🌈 🎇

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Sarah Wood

@sarahwoodwriter

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@laalex2 Hold the phone — men wrote a book putting men in charge?

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@sarahwoodwriter