Woodcrest Christian. UC Riverside. ΦΚΣ. Conservative. Catholic. Deportees Club, 1/14/20-4/14/23. We live in absurd times. Let's laugh at them together.
@JohnBrennan
A reminder to you and your intel colleagues: You're there to tell the rest of the government what's up in the world so they can respond to it. That's it. Nobody made you the Praetorian Guard to decide which leaders you'll protect and which ones you'll knife.
@HillaryClinton
If I were either you or the faithful hubs, I'd never say another word about presidential pardons for the rest of my life. But you do you.
@GarySinise
Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.
@brianstelter
"Ackshyually, the guy who ran down the tunnel to get away from the soldiers and the dog and then blew himself up to avoid capture is the brave one here."
@FrankUnderwood
I'm a conservative Republican, but I've said before that a certain man who played a president on TV would have been a better candidate for the Democrats than the walking disasters they actually ran. Perhaps there are two.
Mariah points a claw at another innocent victim "All I want for Christmas is... YOU". We look away. The screaming eventually ceases and is replaced by the sound of bones crunching. We can sleep easy, the Mariah has fed. For now
@CecileRichards
Nothing says "I love you, Mom!" quite like making sure as few women as possible hear it. Never mind decency. Have you no sense of shame?
@JackPosobiec
I regularly thank God high-speed Internet and smartphones with cameras didn't exist when I was in college, roughly the time period when JD was born. This stuff doesn't even faze me.
@morgfair
You guys pretended Joe Biden was in rude good cognitive health from the moment he started the 2020 campaign until mid-July. I kinda don't trust your collective judgment.
@KurtSchlichter
I always understood "Mexico's going to pay for the wall" to mean "we're going to appropriate and authorize it up front and recoup the cost through tax/tariff/fee/lower enforcement costs" rather than "Don's going to hand their president an invoice". Because I'm not stupid.
@brianstelter
1. It was open to the ticket-buying public.
2. That said, as an early supporter of UFC who booked them at his resorts when a lot of venue owners wouldn't, he probably has the equivalent of a lifetime pass.
@sunny
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Did you think it was cool that your employers spiked the Epstein story because they wanted access to the Clintons and the British royals?