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Just a guy here for the news and laughs. Sometimes both.

Joined November 2022
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@Fxhedgers I mean, it's just simple Bidenomics. Problem: 8-10 million illegal immigrants in the country. Solution: Make them all not illegal immigrants. Problem solved.
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@ImMeme0 We have a big huge problem in this country. These "judges" are not qualified.
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@greg_price11 Ah yes. The fiery yet peaceful George Floyd protests.
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@EsotericCD Bro did not miss.
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@Not_the_Bee Pedo lives don't matter. Not even the LGBTQIA+ ones.
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@OliLondonTV I mean is there a better way for the religion of peace to celebrate the "holy" holiday of ramadan?
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@VDHanson For once, sir, your usual in-depth analysis while welcome isn't even needed. You can sum it all up with this. "Wokeness at all costs." Despicable.
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@yashar He's still tweeting, so at least there's that 👍
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@abierkhatib This you, brah? What happened? You were so happy.
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@visegrad24 May they all win. Culture of victimhood intersectionality coalition implosion is a joy to behold. Just as side point - there are plenty of black men in uniform in the middle-east that aren't in the American army. They are in the Israeli army.
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@EndWokeness That's it. I'm reporting this religion of peace f**ktard @HumzaYousaf for racism against the african-american @elonmusk
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@GOPIsrael So now we know for sure what we always figured about Egypt. All that remains to be explained is why America was so intent on us not finding out.
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@JSchanzer @KatiePavlich If this in fact happened, it's gotta be through the Rafah crossing. Which means Egypt helped. Which means America knew and tried to keep Israel out of Rafah. But only if it's true. And it makes no difference. They can be in Turkey, Iran, Qatar, etc. Israel will get them.
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@DrewPavlou Imagine being such a tremendous failure that your "rare win" consists of firing tons of missiles that don't hit anything.
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@MattWalshBlog Wow! It sure looks weird when men dress up as women! Thank God no one is stupid enough to do this all the time. 👍
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@DogRightGirl Could be worse?
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@nypost @JMilei is the "WTF?" the rest of us are thinking.
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@VDHanson That was with notes. That was with a week's worth of prep. That was with a media and administration that has told us over and over for years how brilliant and with it this man is.
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@DrEliDavid Lotsa people getting hate at this meet and greet.
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@nypost @JMilei is the "WTF?" the rest of us are thinking.
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@ImMeme0 @ShannonGroveCA This shouldn't be controversial in the slightest. And anyone attempting to make it so is extremely suspect.
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@Not_the_Bee Pedo lives don't matter. Not even the LGBTQIA+ ones.
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@libsoftiktok We have to start sending these DAs and judges to jail. It's only fair. Accomplices to murder at the very least.
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@DrunkRepub If we are throwing parents in jail for a mass shooting committed by their kid, why aren't we giving the death penalty to judges like this POS?
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@bennyjohnson Yikes. Do they know how to code?
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@NYCMayor Just say you're taking a European vacation on the taxpayer dime. This is laughable.
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@EFischberger Yes I always look this way.
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@nypost Oh good. It's been a minute since ugly people said stuff like this.
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@TheOmniLiberal Brah just stop. For real. Go play video games and impress 16 year-olds. This isn't for you.
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@VDHanson Outstanding. And no, it's extremely hard to imagine Biden ever being held responsible for any of the tremendous damage he has done.
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@rkylesmith Also, we accidentally thought she was the person tasked with overseeing the border when Biden appointed her border czar.
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@KingBobIIV I hope you don't live in England.
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The UK has gone full fascist. If you dare retweet a video of illegal migrants r @ping and st @bbing women and children this is what will happen to you. Stay safe Englishmen... h/t @DC_Draino
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@briebriejoy Yes, yes. We are all out to get you.
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@nypost Ok. What's the weather supposed to be like today?
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@DaveAtherton20 @elonmusk @HumzaYousaf Looks like racism awareness snitch hotline time again. Definitely cured all that islamphobia when this scholar invented it.
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@Travis_4_Trump The same prosecutor that just indicted Donald Trump is also going after this guy.
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@EndWokeness We keep seeing this in Western "democracies." Holding on to power, even at the cost of country. It's how we have a "squad" today in congress in America. Despicable.
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@davidmarcus And this is why Kamala Harris does no press, no interviews, and no debates. She'd be fact checked and @CommunityNotes to death right here on Twitter. Because even the MSM won't be able to cover for her if she does. Just like what happened with Biden. Thank God for Twitter.
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@GovKathyHochul Oh yay. Another funeral for a cop that you are definitely not invited to. Weird how nobody wants the people responsible for these tragedies to come and offer fake condolences.
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@DannyDeraney Happy Birthday Gary! 🙏
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@EsotericCD Bro did not miss.
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@sentinelpatrol 1. Bring back the death penalty. 2. Try as an adult.
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@MAGADevilDog We've all been there. Speedball comedowns are brutal.
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@ImMeme0 Same as it ever was. @ManhattanDA is just too busy prosecuting heroes like Daniel Penny to be bothered with this.
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This is Jean Carlos Zarzuela. He was arrested for randomly punching a 9-year-old girl in the face yesterday in NYC. He was arrested on assault charges and released from jail WITHOUT BAIL just a FEW DAYS AGO. Now he hurt another innocent kid. The result of progressive bail
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@MariaPeiro305 Make America Florida Again.
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@mihaschw @DukeU 6900 graduates - 30 walkouts. 👍 Plus it was this one jerk that arranged the whole damn thing. Dude hates Jerry.
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Organizer Of Walkout Against Jerry Seinfeld Revealed
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@AvivaKlompas You cannot hate religion of peace apologists enough.
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You can't be more of a sadistic fuck than praising a photo of a terrorist holding a toddler after murdering their parents.
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@stillgray Companies like Nike and Facebook are getting exactly what they paid for. This is the only way for meritless people to achieve the equality of outcome that is the foundation and basis of DEI initiatives. They have to steal, plagiarize, lie, and whatever else it takes. What
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@JasonMiyaresVA You're wrong about @ManhattanDA It's not just Trump. He's also going after Daniel Penny. Because that's what Soros funded, DEI diversity hires do.
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@DefiantLs Knows Biden has no tan lines 👍
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@nypost @JMilei is the "WTF?" the rest of us are thinking.
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@JewishWarrior13 Congrats @SecBlinken and @jakejsullivan . The baby beheading, child raping, kidnapping and murdering religion of peace thanks you for all your efforts and attempts to counter Islamaphobia.
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@TRobinsonNewEra The police in the UK are way too busy battling "offensive" islamaphobia on social media to be bothered with actual crimes being committed by the religion of peace.
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Be careful what you post on Facebook in the UK, because if it's deemed "offensive" the police can just show up at your door and arrest you
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@JamaalBowmanNY Buh bye now
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BREAKING: IDF Command is confirming the elimination of Hamas Squad Commander Jamaal Bowman (جمال بومان) aka “Fire Alarm Fatwah” this evening. This operation, successfully lead by the brave men and woman in the Aleph Israel Para Air Command (AIPAC) removes a key terror leader
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@DaveAtherton20 Bring back the death penalty.
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@magills_ This is touching.
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@ImMeme0 I just evicted a tenant in Philly. Took almost 2 years. Liberal cities are a joke. At the last hearing before we finally got her out, the judge granted the tenant yet another stay of eviction because she testified under oath that the management office told her that she didn't
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@BayanPalestine Gasp! Who's doing this to you????
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@nicolelampert @Elisabray Oh man. She meant to ask if he was a zionist. Whoopsy daisy.
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@KingBobIIV So long England. At least you had a good run.
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Brighton, England, Aug. 7 — Antifa and leftist radicals have mobilized to look for right-wing protesters to attack.
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@VDHanson It's infuriating. This is precisely what it looks like when the left has this much power, and is so confident in its ability to not be prosecuted or even charged with anything. They lied. They got caught. They say they were right anyway. Not a single retraction. Despicable.
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@Oilfield_Rando Remember back when we used to not fund Iran?
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@ScottAdamsSays Joe Biden is not the one who will make the decision to step down or not. That decision will be made by Jill Biden and the Obamas.
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@sentdefender So weird that all those "poor innocent and oppressed palestinians living under the bootheels of Hamas and yearning for peace" couldn't tell Israel about the hostages being held there.
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@yaelbt Love it! The only thing I'd mention is that the Israeli "Gen Z" is NOT the American Gen Z. In fact, the American Gen Z is quite busy glorifying Bin Laden, and condemning people like Yonatan as "genocidal white colonial oppressors." Am Yisrael Chai ✊️
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@iamyesyouareno "George Floyd Square" does for commercial what "Martin Luther King Drive" does for residential.
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@greg_price11 Another "progressive" winner. I especially like the part where she sponsored a bill preventing employers from checking if job applicants have criminal histories. Because her kids have criminal histories 👍
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@Theo_TJ_Jordan The only way to get "fair and balanced" news is to immediately go on twitter and read threads like this. Outstanding 🙏
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@mihaschw @IDF May her soul be uplifted 🙏 Am Yisrael Chai ✊
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@JewishWarrior13 It'll hurt, but Israel has to cut the cord with the US on this. Once they're done with Gaza, they can rebuild the relationship. This slow, painful death by a thousand cuts is bullshi*.
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@Rondo2 F**k 'em all. For playing along with this bullshi* and by doing so elongating the suffering, rape, death, and God knows what else of these hostages. Despicable.
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@SwannMarcus89 Also he's lying. Saying you're a socialist will lose you all the same jobs.
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@visegrad24 So true. 🤣
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@Travis_in_Flint Is he a black man or a black teenage graduate? It's all so confusing. HT: @sentinelpatrol
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@SteveInmanUIC That reload is a thing of beauty.
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@EndWokeness If the left loses: They riot If the left wins: They riot
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@RealDeanCain To borrow a line from a friend - "they're pretending." The libs seem to do that a lot.
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@WallStreetSilv Look at the religion of peacers behind this guy. Blink twice if your under duress.
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@nypost He's got his hands full prosecuting a white hero in Daniel Penny. He has no time for prosecuting actual criminals.
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@RadioGenoa They're good at that.
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@piersmorgan Rest easy knowing this is exactly what @piersmorgan would be saying even if God forbid thousands had died from the Iranian missiles. Our answer is below.
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@Osint613 Bring back the death penalty @Israel
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@KosherCockney And sent 2 other officers to the hospital. The religion of peace spreading happiness and joy as usual.
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@JewishWarrior13 What exactly would be the point of going to the US? To talk about more ways not to get the hostages back? Listen to word-salad sally @VP drone on about maps and electric school busses?
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@AmyMek Someone has to take back England. God knows it's not going to be the islamaphobia warriors that are its government and police departments.
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@DaveAtherton20 Also the one guy on the "terrorist watchlist" who isn't muslim is the one the dipshi*s arrest. Because he's trying to save England from muslim terrorism.
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@stillgray Just like they planned.
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@CollinRugg It would be one thing if the Colbert audience was MAGA. But these are the biggest leftists in the country, who watch @CNN on the regular. Hysterical.
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@RabbiShmuley @dailywire @JeremyBoreing Dude stop. Sincerely Yours, All of the Jews in the entire world and even the "as a Jews"
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@DefiantLs Happy the world is ending today anniversary!
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@AvivaKlompas Looks like we have to take him at his word and make sure all of Hamas gets put down. Challenge accepted.
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@libsoftiktok Apparently the below is not something Judge Julia Lopez agrees to. But those of us who are sane find it accurate.
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@guardian Good for that kid. I'm sure it wasn't easy breaking away from that beta male progressive father and becoming a useful man. More of this! 👍
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@ZeekArkham Ooh look. Another white leftist telling a black person how racist he is.
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@JewishWarrior13 Egyptian infantry mobilization is underway.
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@BethDavidson17 @MattWalshBlog @DemConvention Omg. He's a black woman now??? Sick disguise Matt!
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@RubensteinAdam Leftist propoganda subsidized by republican taxpayers.
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@FranceskAlbs @UNRWA school, you say?
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IDF found: — a Hmas compound — inside an UNRWA school — filled with October 7 participants from both Hmas and Islamic J!had How did the IDF find them? Well, the terrorists attacked the IDF from within the school and brought the IDF to themselves.
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