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Writer for @Starcasm ✍🏼 Stan of Lisa Barlow’s 44oz Diet Coke easy ice with lemon 🍋❄️

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@RealityByAshley
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If you’re one of the 300 women Shep has “allegedly” slept with, you may be entitled to compensation. Please call Craig Conover attorney at law and mention this post #southerncharm
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@dom_lucre You’ve been watching too much bridgerton because they’re no where near about to kiss lol
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Lauren Conrad if she hadn’t been obsessed with a teenage alcoholic #TheHills
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WE ARE GOING TO PARIS
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@RealityByAshley
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A strong core 4 is a formula #rhop #rhoslc
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@ndrew_lawrence “What if we had white guys for nazism” Iol have I got some good news for this dude
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@RealityByAshley
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2 years
NAME someone you know would make a GREAT HOUSEWIFE who isn’t one yet. My answer is always LEAH REMINI
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@RealityByAshley
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JUAN DIXON IS 6’3?? I know he’s a baller but he’s always given major 5’10 vibes imo?? #rhop
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@RealityByAshley
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This woman is the queen of Bravo and when she marries the king of Bravo their reign will be unprecedented #SummerHouse
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Literal mood #SummerHouse
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@RealityByAshley
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3 years
@TyyTyra Restaurant always no question no matter WHAT
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@RealityByAshley
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1 year
Hot take - I never know what any of these numbers mean. I just nod and say “hmm.”
@RatingsBravo
Bravo Ratings
1 year
#RHONY 🍎 S14E03 - 0.452 million viewers (0.13 18-49 demo)
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@RealityByAshley
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People debate whether housewives kids are on/off the table but you’ll never hear anyone complain about Gizelle’s girls #RHOP
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@RealityByAshley
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3 months
Take me back to when teenage alcoholics who looked like this were FOUGHT over
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@CTOTHELOS77
Carlos Estrada 🫶🏾✌🏽
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Without Googling, who is the most iconic Jason of all time?
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@RealityByAshley
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2 months
Can you just Ozempy for like 3 weeks to lose 11 lbs and then stop, asking for a friend
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@RealityByAshley
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Coming in hot. I think this one has serious old school housewife vibes and the potential to go the distance. #rhoslc
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@RealityByAshley
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Remember when Colton was The Bachelor but then panicked and told everyone he was gay and then had a different reality show about it no one watched and then immediately married an old guy? I just wouldn’t be surprised if…
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@RealityByAshley
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This is the most bangable guy on #SummerHouse in YEARS let THAT sink in
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@RealityByAshley
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11 months
Where is this man’s wife while he’s mumbling to his mama? #RHOSLC
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@RealityByAshley
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@kirkpate @Frankie_Cas Wait isn’t the whole point she wants to look more like an adult and then she leaves with a stuffed animal anyway?
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@RealityByAshley
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2 years
when I text you “👋🏼🥗” it means
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@RealityByAshley
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8 months
White Lotus season 3 #RHOSLC
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I feel bad for Amanda. #SummerHouse
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@RealityByAshley
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We need more of the other Marks son… he’s so freaking sexy #RHOSLC
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@RealityByAshley
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I think the craziest twist from this season of #SummerHouse is that being anti-Lindsay doesn’t necessarily make you pro-Carl
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@RealityByAshley
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I can’t handle Kim K. slander, this woman is crossing the aisle and doing work no one is willing to do to make a huge difference to prison reform. #TheKardashians
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@RealityByAshley
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Candace yelling “WHERE IS YO PIMP??” and Mia twirling around yelling back “Pimp, where you at? The ho is here” is SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣 I’m fully entertained #RHOP
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@RealityByAshley
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@Acyn He just said he goes by she/he ☠️
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@RealityByAshley
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11 months
I’m convinced JT saw the guys filming one night and buddied up to them, playing the long game for 4 years in order to make it on camera - and now he’s spilling as much tea as he can for screen time. Calculated. #southerncharm
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@RealityByAshley
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Mark my words she WILL be the last Housewives OG standing #rhobh
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@RealityByAshley
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@KinggJoshie It’s like gross you can’t do that, I know you!
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@RealityByAshley
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hyping up your friends in the Old Navy athleisure section 10/10 #SummerHouse
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@RealityByAshley
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Don’t touch a hair on anyone’s head #RHOSLC
@TheRHPolls
The Real Housewives Polls
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What would you do ahead of casting for the shows fifth season? #RHOSLC Let us know your preferred cast below! ❄️
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@RealityByAshley
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I love the sociology of reality tv so much. A professor on #ShinyHappyPeople pointed out that the Kardashians and the Duggars both perform gender roles and it’s so fascinating to think of that on a spectrum.
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@RealityByAshley
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Team Being Entertained! #RHOSLC
@nosmokenomore
Bye Wig Hello Drama
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The #RHOSLC reunion begins tomorrow. At this point are you team Monica or team Heather? Like for Monica, repost for Heather.
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@RealityByAshley
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me to my dog 50 times today #rhoslc
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@RealityByAshley
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Y’all don’t post photos like this on 4/20 it looks like 2 Merediths in 1 line #RHOSLC
@RankedReal
RealHousewivesRanked!
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The #RHOSLC ladies on their way to Mexico for the cast trip ✈️
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@RealityByAshley
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I live for housewives who troll their haters. It really connects the online world to the real world #RHOSLC
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@RealityByAshley
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I love Melissa. Can someone validate this and say they love Melissa too? #RHONJ
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@RealityByAshley
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I have to give credit where it’s due - when everyone was wondering what was going on and Heather climbs out of the van and asks Homeland Security directly it’s amazing lmao #rhoslc
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@RealityByAshley
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I’m really sad Askale isn’t coming back. She brought much needed fashion and youth to #RHOP . If there’s a new new person I hope she does the same.
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@RealityByAshley
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That’s it that’s the tweet #SummerHouse
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@RealityByAshley
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Woke up with a hot take… Cameran was actually the true villain of #SouthernCharm
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@evanrosskatz Bold to assume the lobster wasn’t nonbinary
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@RealityByAshley
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Madison and Ciara is the duo I don’t know I needed #SouthernCharm #SummerHouse
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@RealityByAshley
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After a year of Scandoval it feels nice to be rooting for the good guys #SummerHouse
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@RealityByAshley
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West at a wedding. Is it giving Bravo’s new it-boy or “omg what did we do to this man’s ego in 3 months?” Idk. #SummerHouse
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I don’t even care about the individual looks bcuz it’s giving COHESION #SummerHouse
@queensofbravo
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The #SummerHouse Reunion Looks are here!
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@RealityByAshley
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Dorit as Dorito’s [a thread] #RHOBH
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@RealityByAshley
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Leah Remini would make the perfect housewife. Her husband and family are cute like Kyle’s, she’s got religious (Scientology) baggage like the Salt Lake crew, her net worth is equal to LuAnn, she’s starting to lose her marbles on daytime talk shows and she has THE BEST GLAM
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is anyone else nervous that this woman is gonna come back with head to toe plastic surgery calling it a ‘second season glow up’? #RHOP
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@RealityByAshley
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me when literally anyone calls #rhoslc
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@RealityByAshley
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“The show won’t work without Mary” “The show won’t work without Jen” “The show won’t work without Monica” STOP THIS THE SHOW WORKS NO MATTER WHAT #RHOSLC
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As long as they Uber on all their dates they should be fine #rhobh #rhoc
@bravo_barbie_
Barbie Scissor Kicks
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wait… what?! the fucked up thing is i can actually see these 2 together #RHOC #RHOBH
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A Cali housewife who isn’t MAGA but y’all cut her before she had the chance #RHOC
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@RealityByAshley
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putting in my prediction that Brittany goes on Ozempic once she’s single #PumpRules
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And if I said that I love all six? Y’all would jump me. #RHOSLC
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@legofsantaanna
Ikaris stan (Eternals’ #1 defender)
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And if I said that I love all six? Y’all would jump me. #RHOBH
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@RealityByAshley
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My husband calls my reality shows “people going out to eat to fight” - accurate
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@RealityByAshley
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Smart, gorgeous, witty kids like this don’t happen on accident. We know it’s not from their father. #RHOP
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You know what, at this point, sure, whatever #southerncharm #rhony
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@PopCrave To be honest I think this name is strange
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The First Family of #RHOSLC
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The best feeling in the world is reading tweets from people “coming around to Paige” Welcome home! #SummerHouse
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One thing we won’t be doing is body shaming Emily. She’s gorgeous. #RHOC
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Call me old school but if I became a Housewife the FIRST things I would do are get unrecognizable amounts of cosmetic surgery and ask Andy Cohen if it’s snowing
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@BehizyTweets @mscott_1 Funny you have to “dig” like a coal miner and for dirt on the other guy you just have to simply open your eyes
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@RealityByAshley
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When it comes to strong newbies who aren’t afraid to come for the OGs but have no money I’m just sayin #RHOSLC #RHOP
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@SydDivineTarot Capricorn for even finding this info out in the first place, was she searching the records? Lol
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@PopBase OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s amazing. This is done, 16 years of prosperity: predicting it now.
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completely show stopping #rhony
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I think their friendship strengthening will be the key to everything #SummerHouse
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I flip flop btwn rooting for them and hoping they free each other asap #SummerHouse
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@countess_kush
♕ countess kush ♕
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In light of all the bravo divorces/separations recently, who’s a couple that’s still together but you wish they weren’t? I’ll go first #RHONJ #RHOM
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I stan Kyle’s perfect family. Cute kids, hot husband, and lots of dogs. #RHOBH
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No I’m serious Danielle makes me so uncomfortable all the time #SummerHouse
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Madison LeCroy, obviously #SouthernCharm
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@BravoTV
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Name a non-Housewives Bravoleb who would thrive on Real Housewives.
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Jennie has to go but we’re all still here debating Ramona. Fascinating.
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this hairstyle is a moment #rhop
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apparently the tea is Kyle waves his appearance fees in exchange for Loverboy exclusivity at events, that’s why everyone in this pic is drinking it #SummerHouse
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Craig posted this with the hashtag Albany. A lovely home with a yard and pool in New York, Paige looking maternal, neighbors for Craigy. Manifest this! #SummerHouse
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Omg okay so Austen and Whitney made out in Jamaica. Then Austen hugs Whitney at his house and Whitney smiles. THEN Whitney consoles Austen and says “calm down baby” but the captions changed it to “calm down dude.” What’s happening here? #SouthernCharm
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I stan them even when their hair is too big for their head #SummerHouse
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3 years
Literally most of the cast of #RHOP would be considered All Stars but you all don’t want to hear that
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It was nice of Bravo to let Danielle frame her firing as exiting by her own choice. And for her “business” no less! #SummerHouse
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No one: Absolutely no one: Not one soul: Me, quietly to myself: hiii baby gorgeous #rhoslc
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I love Twitter because if I want to randomly talk about #southerncharm season 7 in the middle of a random day I know there’s a bunch of people who will go along with it
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One thing I’m obsessed with about Tinsley is that she lives in hotels. It’s always been a dream of mine, truly. The amenities, the glamour, like a true gossip girl herself. #rhony
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Happy 4/20 SPECIFICALLY to the stoner babes who lost a comrade this year when Mauricio went from hot to cringe. May we find a replacement smoke daddy soon.
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I’m obsessed with Jennie and I’m not apologizing for it. She’s a great new addition and I’ll say it every week. #rhoslc
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Is it possible Juan Dixon is actually a terrible husband/guy and we just have him on a pedestal because of his hotness? #RHOP Q: Does Juan Dixon have “pretty privilege”
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askale appreciation 😍 #RHOP
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I cannot stand accounts that are like “I just watched the first episode of #rhoslc early because I’m popular and … I can’t talk about it but… it. is. explosive! Meredith, omg, you’ll see. Like, who does this help?
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I think West went into #SummerHouse with a sleep-away camp mentality, like he needed to have a crush for the summer and picked the hottest girl to try to hook up with. When he “got home from camp” and back to real life he didn’t want to be tied down.
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These two won the season #SummerHouse
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Someone caught this out at a filming for #SummerHouse . this is a little of what we can expect next season so you’re prepared.
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Fans of this show cannot accept a woman playing it cool. Just because Ciara and Paige don’t roll over for their men doesn’t mean they don’t like them #SummerHouse
@Dustin_Cone
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Ciara isn’t into West as much as he is into her and it makes me feel bad for the guy #SummerHouse
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This weeks edition of Looks You’d Never Let Gizelle Get Away With
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@Bebecitaaa69 David Bowie wrote some of his best music on cocaine. Justin Timberlake did this.
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THEY DID NOT BRING THE LEGGLESS AUNT I — #RHOSLC
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I feel like every single person on #PumpRules is bisexual and I will not be explaining any further
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