@rainbow_dracula
its hysterical, these kids have known hgj all their lives and he's this serene, cool man who loves his son and has no time for romance and one day he looks at one dude at some night hunt and Loses All Decorum
misunderstandings ARE fun. "they should just talk about it, theyre so stupid" people dont talk irl, why should our characters? its for the plot, the ✨drama✨
@tokikook
the rest of the peak lords and disciples are COOL because they MIND their OWN BUSINESS
sqq woke up no longer evil? COOL IG
sqh is speaking in tongues? let the man be he's super stressed
lbh was supposed to be dead and is now chasing after his shizun? let the man pass, he's busy
@pheeebas
@yourheartdesir3
shen yuan spent the whole time reading pidw thinking "how do these girls deal w their periods?" and he decided to take care of the problem himself
@mowuxian
@honeyinurtea
jc, the first time wwx faked his death at age 11: M-MY BR-BROTHER IS D-EAD 😭😭
jc being told wwx's body was not found after the siege: that morherfucker's not dead idgaf what everyone else says i wonT BE FOOLED AGAIN WEI WUXIAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE Y
@localizationed
binghe wouldnt even have had to work hard for it, he could've made a comment and sqq's legs woudlve been wide open for his little white lotus
@huahuacity
@GraceAeryn
cultivators: its the demonic energy!
lwj, loosening his ribbon frantically: its called being gay now move he's coming this wa- WEI YING
@wangxianist
cql: so yeah lwj is nice and shit, full of emotions and things like that
book!lwj: I Want to Fuck My Husband Until He Cries (and i've wanted this since i was 16)
@Looligan318
@hyphendots
sqq: oh i miss my white lotus, cute obedient sheep
white lotus binghe: *shameless shizun seducer, flirting up to 11, can and will tell a nice girl to fuck off bc shizun is watching her*
the best thing danmei (but especially svsss) has done in my life is make me realize all literature has the potential to be ridiculous and ridiculously enjoyable
miguel de cervantes would be like "omg!!!! you guys!!! writing with only one hand has been soooo hard but its finally done! this has been heavily beta'd so the inquisition cant arrest me LOL thanks for reading! vale!"
Dante Author's Notes: guys i was imprisoned but don't worry, i had my best friend bring me pen and paper so i can write this chapter and he will post in ao3 for u (灬º‿º灬)♡ hope u enjoy this one, virgil senpai is here <33
Frida Kahlo takes a family photo, wearing a 3-piece suit and holding a cane, 1924.
Nearly 30 years later, in 1953, she writes a letter to Diego Rivera as she awaits surgery to amputate one of her legs.
"I'm writing this letter from a hospital room before I am admitted into the
deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (you kill my older brother and i spend the next seven years training to kill you only to meet you when you're sent as my slave and you prove that you're a noble, honest man and i fall in love)
Airplane: do u want to like video chat dude
Airplane: like
Airplane: dont hurt urself
Peerless Cucumber: Ifs fine
Peerless Cucumber: It's*
Airplane: this is actually painful to watch im just gonna vid call you.
@sage4leaf
@rifflexielian
skdhaksjdhak yeahhh its human form but! if i remember correctly theres some hanky panky with a mermaid/fish tail form (❁´◡`❁)
@huahuacity
also, i know it wouldnt really happen but but but lwj spreading/not denying the rumours
the lan kids asking if he knew wwx and how he was like "when wwx cooked, the chilis said he was too spicy and cried"
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@xocotorro
, por la gloria que son tus bingqius tercermundistas!
muchas gracias por tanto, perdón por tan poco! (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭💗
✨
@adspexi
pre-marriage sqq: ofc i love all my disciples, all you binghes and non-binghes alike
post-marriage sqq: are you my husband luo binghe? no. get out of my sight.
Laurent of Vere never had a bad track. “You breathe at my pleasure." BANGER. "You should kiss the floor when you beg for my favour." SLAPS. "Giant animal." SEXY. don't even get me STARTED on "He sucked my cock too." !!!
@anghuangjun
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"anyone would open their legs for binghe! hes the protagonist!" THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUD SAY YOU DUMB FUCKING SHEN YUAN!!
it's more like it conjured you up as some kind of, ah, unattainable goal. You know? You're like this huge sexy guy. It's Freudian or something."
The nightmare feeling abates slightly. "Unattainable... hah."
"And sexy," Shen Yuan says matter of factly. "It's Freudian."