Haris @pris0n_mike Twitter profile

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Haris

@pris0n_mike

1 year

People who can't afford therapy should watch this show. Thank you @rickygervais for After Life.

Thinking Minds

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After Life (2019‑2022)

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@NC_Renic “I have no idea” ⭐️ “That is beyond the scope of this paper” ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

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@SaeedDiCaprio James corden looking at your tweets from another account

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@madeoflavenderr Me walking out of Oppenheimer to watch the Barbie movie:

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@nocontextfooty She was more into her than Beckham

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@TrollFootball Netherlands to the USA

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@SaeedDiCaprio

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5 months

I came home from work, and my mother told me that she left a few bubble wraps for me to pop. How do I deserve this much love? ❤️

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Dostoyevsky says; “The price of loving someone very much is never loving anyone again.”

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1 year

@FCBayernEN Thank Yann Sommer for saving us from 5-0.

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2 years

@CareemPAK Careem and Zomato

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10 months

"SPACE JEWS" a two part joke by The GOAT Dave Chappelle. The 1st on how the Zionist Jews are stealing a land that doesn't belong to them. And the 2nd about how people who were once oppressed and suffered from racism, are now doing the same thing to The Palestinians

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@hibah21x Dude he is Andrew Tate fan. It is useless to argue. Don't bother

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4 months

@IfuplayD2usuck @bitterarab Irony??? Do you know what it means?

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3 months

Love can never be logical

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@SaeedDiCaprio After they spot you😀

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@sprihaxx @booksaurlooks Every single girl

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@SaeedDiCaprio Xavier in his bed not picking up the order

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4 months

Famous cuisines of Tel Aviv

The Spectator Index

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World's best cities for food, 2023. 1. 🇪🇸 San Sebastian 2. 🇮🇱 Tel Aviv 3. 🇮🇹 Naples 4. 🇲🇽 Mexico City 5. 🇪🇸 Malaga 6. 🇨🇦 Quebec City 7. 🇦🇺 Melbourne 8. 🇨🇦 Victoria 9. 🇮🇹 Rome 10. 🇰🇷 Seoul (Conde Nast Traveller)

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@FIFAWorldCup @adidasfootball

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10 months

@HelpingChads Skin cancer is caused by mutation in DNA of skin cells. How can a soap treat it?

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@typicalnawazish

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3 years

@YBAANKS @calamatitty Indian police once claimed that RATS drank 1000 liter of confiscated liquor. 😀

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4 months

@IfuplayD2usuck @bitterarab Dude stop projecting. We know you ugly atleast be a good human. If you want my comeback you will have to scrap it of your mom's teeth.

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@11hr11min @ZuniMalik10

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1 year

Top G is lowkey sensitive 😀

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@SaeedDiCaprio

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I’m very curious what’s ur favorite hurt copain tweet

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2 years

@nbcsnl The way Selena jokes about her dating life, she's on the journey of not caring and that makes her more attractive.

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@OrwellNGoode

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@UberFacts How the hell someone can calculate this? This is absurd. Smoking is bad for health and should be avoided. I am just curious how did they know it shortens life by almost 11 minutes.

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2 years

@UberFacts Yes. A rare mutation on chromosome 15 cause this. Fun fact: Green eyes don’t actually have any color. The lack of melanin in the iris is the reason for both blue and green eyes.

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@AustralianOpen @DjokerNole @andy_murray Nobody in tennis history has played more matches against Top 10 opponents than Novak Djokovic, yet he has the highest Top 10 win percentage of all time.

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@pris0n_mike

2 years

@sportbible Yes and if everything goes accordingly we can have Latin america vs Europe in the final. Sf Fra vs spain Bra vs arg Expected

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@FCBayernEN This is what you get when you fire your manager just before crucial game

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3 years

@goal The fact that Real Madrid C.F. are in CL semis & still in La liga's title race with 0 signings & 50+ injuries is not talked about enough.

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@TrollFootball I was so happy when Spain was knocked out in the next rounds. They lost deliberately so that Germany can't qualify.

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@i_mAfridi Can anybody explain how is this lucky if you are not born into privilege?

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@AyishaMuhamad Goberseas people please stay away from the matters of our country. Pretty please.

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@UberFacts The mutation affects a protein called cryptochrome, one of four main clock proteins.The cryptochrome mutation causes a small segment on the "tail" of the protein to get left out.

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@samstreetwrites French crowd have always disliked Nole. But who gives a hoot. HE IS THE BEST TENNIS PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF TENNIS.

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@ImamUlHaq12 "i come before you" dude it's not a good image for you or for any guy.

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@pris0n_mike

4 years

@paneeripatakhay Guys most of us can relate to this. Most of us know that our Father does nothing and in the end find something to criticize. This was the whole message. I may have chosen nicer words for the same point. "Go beyond the limits to praise your wife's cooking" HOLY PROPHET.

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@SaeedDiCaprio Eve Fartlow

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@ViratSMehta @rantspakistani Bro it wasn't a joke about his performance as a military leader. But the attire. Its funny to look at. Atleast admit that.

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@zohaaa Same energy

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Change the word 'liberals' with religious extremists The rest is correct.

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@RaoNoumanAhmad @CMShehbaz He borrowed this polish from IK

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Maya 🇮🇱

@Maya144796

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What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this?

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I carry a piece of the starry sky wherever I go! Share your starry possessions.

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2 years

@_FaridKhan Farid why you post such things when only thing you get in return is hate. None of them even slightly appreciated your Fanboy feelings for our rival best player. Only hate and garbage comments.

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@Alhamdhulillaah I have read so many comments and only few people said Surah Ar-Rehman. Very surprised.

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@o_sanamm @_FaridKhan And you shouldn't have born but here we are

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Maturity is realizing Summer was not the villain, Tom was. Summer was just a realist but Tom lived in a fantasy where he expected a girl to just fall in love with him if he dated her.

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@DoctVortex @X Zionist math🤦 Always poor with numbers but good at lying.

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@ZuniMalik10 @SarahxAnwer For a moment i thought its actually her. Yar nobody in hollywood had not even know her if it wasnt for nick jonas 😀

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Brooklyn 99 fans enjoying this meme at another level

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the royal family releasing photos

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“We are all fools in love.” — Jane Austen

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“Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when you can’t find the words.” — Rumi

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@ChampionsLeague Today's match can be summed up in a sentence "Messi and RM both played shit"

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@VishwarupRay @LahoreMarquez Dude it was understood what he meant. Don't go into technical details. Why you guys have such dead humor.

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@TheTennisLetter Any female Tennis player should feel lucky if her name is in the same record as Steffi Graf.

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@saqibazhar Ameen

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Some Media??

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Joe Roberts

@Joe_Roberts01

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Zionism is liberation. Zionism is essential. Zionism is fundamental. Zionism is just. Zionism is vital. Zionism is noble. Zionism is historic. Zionism is legitimate. Zionism is empowering. Zionism is integral. Zionism is resilient. Zionism is honorable. Zionism is inspiring.

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This is the face of average Zionist. Being a genocidal supremacist has bad side effects.

Nba games live

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@heoffthatleen Why are Palestinians too always ugly ?

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5 months

The Quran should be taught in regional languages. Arabic is just a language; there is nothing holy about it

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What language opinion gets you this reaction?

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@kaymblrr Your dad is dead Out of the blue Rhyming is hard Like I am for you

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@Aaa41178083 @SyedMuzammilOFL A person either victim or not if marking allegations should give proof. It's that simple.

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I want Jamie carragher to shut his mouth and never talk about football again. "wE wAnt reVenGe"

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Novak has won more matches one on one against Federer and Nadal. To date he is the only man to have beaten Federer in all four majors Grand slams. He is the only player to have won all nine of the ATP Tour Masters 1000 tournaments, and has done so twice. But FeDerEr is best

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4 years

By the grace of ALLAH ALMIGHTY and prayers of my Parents I am officially MPHIL graduate.

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@Prokaryota Can I use this meme with my students? I will be teaching microbiology to the undergrads.

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@aizashoukat2 @Rehan_ulhaq Hmm have you seen the difference in number of viewers between football and any other sports

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@UberFacts Chai tea is equally as worse as "naan bread"

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@roryinchilton05 Umm or may be stop relying on celebrities as your expectation of true love and pick up a book

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“He laughed more than anyone else, obviously he was in pain.” ~Tolstoy

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@Fogtailor @Salwan_Momika1 Europe never possessed anything. They stole

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“Which is better – cheap happiness or exalted sufferings? Well, which is better?” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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Fingerprints are shaped by the fetus's movements in the womb

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What is a medical fact that many don’t know?

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🇺🇲: your patient is in critical condition. 🇵🇰: enu Lahore lay jao.

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@SaeedDiCaprio Thanks for the reply man. Your tweets are awesome.

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@areynabeel Match is between Pak. and Can. But we all know who is the real winner here.

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@pris0n_mike

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"Love can conquer all" can be translated into biological aspect of life as well. Love cause lower levels of stress hormones, reduced inflammation, improved immune function and good health outcomes. Hence improve DNA repair. Songs make us feel loved so that's how it help our DNA.

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@LocalBateman