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Țhęę Pòpůĺàř Łòńêř⚡🇺🇬
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I mistakenly opened YOU TUBE and closed it immediately! Then MTN sent an SMS *“Dear Customer Be careful"*😂😂😂😂💀
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Hi guys twitter for IPhone on the road 🔥❤ 1k likes and @sagebuyer Does it for me☺🔥🔥 A like t Fham 😛😉
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What do you know about Drivers of such taxis ???😂😂😂💀💀
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A battle between Bobi Wine and Bebe Cool who do you think would win??🤔🤔
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Alien Skin Or Bobi Wine???
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Alien Skin or Diamond Platinumz ?😅💀
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SMASH OR PASS??😂💀
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Alien Skin or Bebe Cool and why Alien skin??🤔😅💀
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If you know Kampala well where am I??🤔⚽
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. 😀 😎 <( )>. <( )> /!\ /'\ Poor. Rich Guys. Guys Only few will understand 😂🤣🤣🤣💀
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SMASH OR PASS??😂💀
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I have 2k what can I eat for lunch😂?
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But how do you sleep with someone's girlfriend and trust yours😂😂💀?
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I dumped her she became a lesbian and now has taken my girlfriend 💀😥😭
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No body tells a better story than someone wanting to borrow money😂😂😂🚮
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Nothing hurts more than seeing someone loose interest in you 🤕🤕🤕
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Returning to your ex is like watching Titanic the second time and expect the ship not to sink😥
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SMASH OR PASS??😅💀
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I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a patient fainted at the hospital and the doctor said 'call the ambulance"!😂😂💀
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That woman in the Kabale video has brown thighs walayi 😪😪🔥
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Please, can 4 minutes SEX lead to PREGNANCY? Because, I don't understand what Mary is telling me this afternoon😭🤦‍♂️
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What do you know about Sheila Gashumba?🤔
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Sometimes I get into a taxi & sit next to a beautiful lady and keep quiet just to prove that all guys are not the same😂😂😂😂
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Those clothes and shoes you are screenshoting when will you buy them😂💀?
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What do you adore so much about our president??😊
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Guys she left me for two months but now she is back what should I do😥😥??
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Whenever I find the key to success someone changes the lock shame😏😕😭
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@Polloug5
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To be a Manchester United fan these days you have to be extremely shameless 😂😂💀
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*Two lesbians are fighting because one missed her period.* *This world no balance 😂😂😂💔💔
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But are there any virgins left in Uganda?😂
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Imagine going to hell🔥 for small lies like "I miss you too"😂😂😂💀😂😂😂
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Living alone is sweet you cook, serve eat and wash plates next week 😂😂💀
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Apart from failing exams in high school which other legacy did you leave behind for being a back bencher😂😂💀
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Ugandan army has been training since i was born without any war, can't we organize a friendly war with North Korea🤣🤣💀?
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No disgrace is worse than a lecturer standing at your back in an examination hall screaming "some people are writing nonsense"😂😂😂💀
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If she gets naked for likes, imagine what she does for money 😏😏
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So if you where Rema what would you do 😂😂💀????
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Everything reminds me of her 😪😪
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Boxed iphone 14 promax 256GB available at @legends_ug ☎️+256755408055 📍UK Mall kansanga G-06 #legendsaccessories
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When I say girls are beautiful I mean those that hustle for themselves not the tax collectors 😏🚮
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What are the signs of a Useless girlfriend 😂💀?
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So as a Ugandan what have you learnt from the Nyege Nyege chaos?😂😂
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Dating your classmate was not a problem 😊the problems started when the math teacher announced our math results😂😂💀
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Manchester United should focus on playing duuluu😂😂😂💀
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Sometimes I open the fridge and close it *gbaam*😂😂 It makes me feel like I have bought a car😂💀
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So because I didn't have money my babe would tell me good night in the afternoon 😂😂😂💀🙌
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I am a type of a boyfriend who will wait till you finish cry then I will still ask you Who is Abel? 🙄
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I really love this babe but she has a man😂💀 Should I continue?? 😥
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@Polloug5
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So if your partner gets you red handed cheating what next? 😂💀
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What if your pic is a meme in China😂💀??
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S8 350K S8+ 370K S9+ A+ 450K S9 380k S10 A+ 550K S10+ A+ 680k S20 680K S20+ A+ 750K S20 ULTRA 950K S21 ULTRA 1.45M N8 A+ 450k N9 A+ 570k N10 680k N10+ A+ 900k N20 880 N20U 1.25m
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Guys imagine trying to crack your neck and you just die😂😂💀
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Four months no talking naye she is back 😊 I think we made for each other 😂💀
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Nothing is sweeter when you failed exams😥 and notice that your friend failed too😂😂💀
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Racism starts when you separate white clothes from black ones before washing 😥😥🤕
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SAMSUNG NOTE 9 570K [570,000/=] UGX 💰 128gb 💾💾 8gb ram ✅️ In all colours ✅️ Fingerprint LTE network 📶 IP 68 waterproof and dust proof. 🔋✅ WITH RECEIPT AND 1YR warranty 💯✅️ ☎️ 0754873132 0761451454 from @uk_used_Mark
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Witchcraft is when wind blows a beautiful girl's skirt and the same wind blows dust in your eyes and you end up seeing nothing 😣😂💀
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Get that tattoo 😀your family is already disappointed in you😂😂💀
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A Ugandan will bargain for an item from5000 to 3000 and then shamelessly hand over a 5000 note to the shopkeeper!😂😅🙌
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Once you find two girls arguing just know the short one started it😂💀
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Most girls have cousins and uncles their own parents don't even know about 😏🚮😏
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A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"😅😅😅 😮💀
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Nothing hurts a married man than having a sister in law who is more beautiful than his wife😂😂💀🥲💔
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Save the date! #DagyNyceat10 is bringing the best of Ugandan music to @NexusLounge_ug on Jan 27th. A decade of beats, rhythms, and unforgettable moments. 🕺🏾🎤 @konshens confirms it! Gwe ogwawa?😁 #NAMSummitUg2024 #AFCON2023 Messi Mubs Cheating
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But when does she shower???😹
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But as a woman why would you allow your boyfriend to record you while having sex???
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I WILL ADD WEED ON MY WEEDING CAKE BECAUSE U PEOPLE DESERVE MORE JOY... 😂😂😂😂
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In Uganda the only warning we take seriously is "Low battery "😂💀
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What should people do to curb this vice of unemployment??🤔🤔
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If u think no one thinks about you just remember your landlord does🥶😂💀
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@Polloug5
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So your son impregnated your enemies daughter 😂😂 Please your opinion is needed 😂💀
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Good morning friends 🌞
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yes!!!Good men still exist buh your eye lashes wont allow you to see us!😂😂💀
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Have you ever spent your own money and start doing calculations like you got robbed? That's what am doing Now 😭😭😭
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Good mng from Gayaza 😊
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What business can I start with a loan of 500K😂😂💀??
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Țhęę Pòpůĺàř Łòńêř⚡🇺🇬
2 years
Ladies imagine your rent is coming up and your sugar daddy dies you will cry more than his wife😂😂😂😂💀
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2 years
Good morning from Kasubi Nabulagala🌞
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Nothing hurts more than receiving the last blow after separating a fight🤕😏
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When the doctor says you have two days to live but you kill him and get 40years in jail😂💀
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Good morning 🌞
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2 years
So how far with your plans to shine this year??😊
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2 years
Follow me for a folow bck
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Țhęę Pòpůĺàř Łòńêř⚡🇺🇬
2 years
Are you bored this weekend 😂? Go to any unknown wedding and shout "I still love you" 😂 And wait for drama 😂💀
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Girls be like "I need a man, not a kid"and then end up with a kid but no man😥😥 What a generation😭😞
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@SpireJim Paying members of parliament
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"Bwemumala okulya mugende muzanye,Kitamwe omutwe gumuluma "" Awo nga omanya.....??🤣🤣🤣💀
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