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5 years

The sheikh watching your cousins' choreographed Cardi B entrance dance after reading your nikkah

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What I see when Afghan guys try to be Drake

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Afghanistan should invade America to install a democratic government

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Life as a shia is going about your day normally and then one of your favourite fighters in Islam Makhachev uploads a photo with a nasheed that says "kill the shia" 🫠

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2 years

Had a discussion in my masjid's indoor soccer group chat re Andrew Tate and I've decided to not let any of these dudes near my family

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3 years

@zhashx How did you upload a blank picture?

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2 years

Told my Afghan therapist I'm depressed and they suggested "namak gharghara ku"

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4 years

There's an Afghan guy in my city with the number plates [LAW10] When I asked if he was a lawyer, he replied "nuh bro, I'm lawda" I think about him often...

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5 years

Western raised Afghans when they return to the homeland they've romanticized in their minds only to be met with harsh realities

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4 years

Goodnight to everybody except people who post photos of Afghan women in the 70s wearing skirts next women in burqas

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4 years

Movies are better in farsi...

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5 years

How my parents remember fruit from back home

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3 years

When they refer to their elders as "tu" instead of "shuma" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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4 years

Nuh dude, I love seeing abusers exposed and victims getting a taste of justice they've been deprived of. This isn't the me-too movement, this is human decency.

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5 years

Therapist: Welcome, I'm Jennifer Afghan Girl: Hi doctor, I'm Sadaf Therapist: lol...I'm sorry

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5 years

My dad watches the news everyday like they're going to announce peace in Afghanistan at any given moment

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5 years

Any American Afghans that still vote Republican for their personal gain should be ashamed. What a putrid human and despicable administration

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5 years

WATCH: President Trump says that he could win the 18-year Afghan War in 10 days, because he has plans that could wipe Afghanistan off the face of the Earth and kill 10,000,000 people, but "I don't want to go that route."

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"Salaam Aryana jan, you may have not known, but you inadvertently promoted an abuser and we kindly request you remove the post and as a self proclaimed humanitarian perhaps you could speak up for the victims?" Aryana:

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5 years

When 🧿 had nothing to do with it and it was bad choices all along

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2 years

My uber driver in London after finding out I'm Afghan: "ahh, you see Allah s.w.a bring great barakah for Afghanistan!" Me: *1 star rating*

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6 years

Pakistan: "Ay, Afghanistan. You got our back if shit goes down with India, yeah? C'mon we Muslim Pathan bros!" Afghans:

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@overshareagha

4 years

Women are our future, don't get isolated interactions confused with our resilient and brilliant sisters and mothers. Almost every student group, diaspora initiative and general commendable achievement of our nation's people is lead by a woman. It's not even a close race...

Sohi Aziz

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4 years

I hate 99% of Afghan girls. Ya are all so fucking evil and want to see most of us fail. Ya always want to start drama. Get a fucking life. Get off the internet. Go make some money. Do something that’ll benefit your life and not fucking other people’s life’s up.

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5 years

my friends: are you ok? me: yeah i’m fine my earphones: Ahmad Zahir's Greatest Hits 34:19 ━━━❍──────1:40:49 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%

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3 years

Well, Khabib Nurmagomedov turned out to be a piece of shit...

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5 years

Every minute in Afghanistan a young child names their cat 'Peeshu'

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5 years

I'll be smacking watermelons and don't even know what I'm listening for, and at this point it's too late to ask.

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4 years

Ramadan Mubarak everyone, coming into this auspicious month I just want to say - If I have angered you in any way, this is the perfect month to reflect on it and make the necessary changes so you don't try my patience again.

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3 years

Afghans trying to keep it together after the last two months

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4 years

@ikhanic00 I have uncles older than your country

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4 years

The same people saying "tohmaat e naak nako" to abuse allegations will repress any female in their family tree to protect their skewed idea of ghairat

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5 years

Dad: Don't serve chai holding the edges and have the handle towards to guest.. Me:

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5 years

When guests come over while your parents are still buying cake and shirni but you manage to keep the conservation flowing until they return

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4 years

Just wow

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2 years

Seeing Afghans fight Iranians about who has better food reminds me of the day I posted Iranian food is like Afghan food if you ran it through a dishwasher and Persians had to pull out the who is less war ravaged card

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5 years

Afghans having gender reveal parties now. Only years ago y'all were hiding the whole pregnancy until the day after the birth to avoid nazar

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4 years

I'll say it again, Hazaras are the most persecuted people in the world Killed on basis of ethnicity Killed & exploited for religious beliefs by Shias & nonShias alike Detained & tortured when seeking refuge I'm not here to threaten your dad's world view, I wish to uplift my ppl

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5 years

OMG! What are the shances?? Best Eid ever!

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6 years

Non Afghan: "You see, the problem with Afghanistan is..." Me:

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5 years

Kids in Fremont coming home from Halloween with bags full of shirpera and nukul

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6 years

Yo Netflix, Afghan Bandersnatch doesn't work! I've been stuck in a loop for three hours...

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5 years

Me: Eid Mubarak! Arab friend: 3eAa333id M3abröök

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4 years

Sir, we have 7 presidents

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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A young military man working in Afghanistan told me that elections in Afghanistan are far more secure and much better run than the USA’s 2020 Election. Ours, with its millions and millions of corrupt Mail-In Ballots, was the election of a third world country. Fake President!

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3 years

American Afghans, what's stopping you from finding and slapping Khalilzad?

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2 years

Do every multitude of crimes but say blue haired liberals are a threat to gender roles and Muslim men will die for you

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5 years

The Afghan gene pool with everyone marrying their cousins

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5 years

Texts from white parents: "how are you?" Texts from Afghan parents: "where r u?"

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3 years

"So Valy, did they have no shance or did you never give them a shance?"

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2 years

My dad drove to my house & used the key he already has for my car & just took it without me knowing to get my tires changed because I mentioned it in passing a week ago. Literally just saw him drive out my house no explanation I thought I got robbed. What love language is this?

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6 years

When you visit newlyweds and watch their three hour wedding video just to see yourself do the attan at the end

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3 years

The Afghan urge to tidy your table and plates at a restaurant and do the waiter's job for them

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4 years

We should mourn the losses, but also never forget the root of this tragedy is the perverted ideologies of the Salafist, extremist monsters being pumped into our country. You can't defend their stance or claim as Muslims any longer. Go make your tiktoks about Shias but how many

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4 years

Afghanistan is so diverse that a main province name translates to 'ass-thief' to much of the country and we're all okay with it #Kunduz

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3 years

Remember when Afghanistan 'experts' told us Alipur and the defensive actions taken by Hazaras against a corrupt Ghani government was 'talibanesque'? Telling that Ghani was more heavy handed to Hazara self defense than he was in reality against an invading force of hostile Talibs

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4 years

At this rate I'll survive coronavirus but die from clogged arteries

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4 years

In case you're wondering what MMA is in farsi, my mum has called it "bizan bizan" and my dad is going with "khar jangi"

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4 years

Non Afghans have discovered shaami kabob

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3 years

Ashamed of Australian Afghans. Never seen a more pitiful attempt to attack the Hazara people and block their basic rights and paint them in the same light as ISIS and the Taliban. The authors are everything wrong with the diaspora. Submission starts reasonably then spirals...

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6 years

Me: *folds corner of prayer mat & leaves* Shaytan:

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4 years

@zhashx You're one of the greats Zahra, don't forget it!

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6 years

My white friends watching me eat leftovers at lunch

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i guess there's something about me packing up my equipment that's captivating 😆

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4 years

My grandma gave me and my fiance $50 each for Eid, it was the first time we'd seen her together as she's been isolating during COVID. My fiance: "neh bibi jaan, sayiist, bisyaar tashakur" Me, burdened with wedding expenses: "No babe wait, hear her out..."

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5 years

White people have discovered intermittent fasting. I can't wait until they discover washing their asses.

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3 years

Anyone else become an immigration expert this last week?

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6 years

Weren't you perpetuating the 'shia aren't muslim' narrative in your last tweet? This was a sectarian attack, you're part of the problem

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2 years

We should've let the soviets win

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3 years

Mfers with display photos like this have the worst takes

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4 years

No sympathy. Even out of context, what a horrid thing for a leader to say.

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'No sympathy for Afghan migrants' President Ashraf Ghani

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5 years

Telling my kids this is the National Geographic girl

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4 years

How many women must be beaten for Aryana Saeed to at least edit her post about the kind gentlemen? 🤔

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5 years

I wonder if Afghans lived here...

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Her: "Why hasn't he called yet? I bet he's cheating" Me and the boys:

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4 years

Could my dil, BE ANY MORE TANG?

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5 years

Cover your face, wash regularly, practise social exclusion. Coronavirus is an Afghan dad with daughters

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4 years

Twitter, I made dis

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Afghan boys when they're asked to do chores

New York Post

@nypost

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Kim Jong Un reportedly in a coma as his sister Kim Yo Jong takes control

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I carried a rug and a mirror up a mountain in 32 degree heat, and then photographed the reception hours later... but the shots came out how I liked ✨️🤌

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3 years

Afghans don't resolve underlying issues, we just say "kho gumesh ku, guzasht" and move on with our lives

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5 years

You left grains of rice on your plate and went out for hawa e taaza, while I sat and saafied the rice from the distarkhan. We are not the same.

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4 years

We failed our countrymen and women 😔 Shame to see peaceful and good citizens fleeing from murderous savages. We've been in this horrible cycle for decades yet they continue to become legitimised...

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Update: 11 Afghan Sikhs leave for Dehi seeking residence there, after India announced it was ready to provide visas & possibilty of longterm residence to the remaining roughly 600+ Afghan Sikhs & Hindus who say life has become unbearable after threats and attacks. (Pic: Ariana)

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My parents when I ask for eidy

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5 years

you're too old for that shit

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4 years

Commemorating the events of Karbala isn't a tired Arab issue from 1400 years ago. It isn't divisive to remember how the Prophet's family was slaughtered and tortured. Muharram reinforces principles of justice, humanity, humility, piety through worship and sacrifice

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6 years

Wow this is incredible

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4 years

I'm ready to be a bache sarr sarak again

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4 years

No Afghan woman has all one of these traits: - Adequate Iron Levels

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6 years

Spare a thought for the Afghan girls who can't take their Valentine's gifts home

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Azaad Afghans: "Halal? You still believe that stuff? Just eat it dude..." The waitress at a pub for my work event: "Salaam alaykum sir, we have prepared your halal meal to strict halal criteria, please let me know if any of the pork in here offends you"

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3 years

*puts plate on table too hard* Afghans: "BISHKINAAN!"

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3 years

Afghanistan described by wealthy diaspora vs Afghanistan in reality

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I broke the news to my new brother in law that I run a meme page and he said "oh, well I guess you make money off it, that's cool". ... you should've seen his face when I told him I do it for the culture

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@overshareagha

4 years

I once saw a girl on here with Taliban Simp as her username. It's funny the fantasies and warped realities we create from the comfort of our homes. It's truly a horrible world we're in.

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@khaama

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66 civilians killed, wounded in Taliban attacks in first week of Ramadan

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Same people who "stood by their boy" for saying "she cute but she's Shia" have - in a shock move - proven themselves idiots again

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America: Micky D's Australia: Macca's Afghanistan: Magdonul

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4 years

Hey middle aged relative, don't comment on someone's weight gain! It's possible they're taking medication for their mental health that has side effects in order to not become an emotional shit show like you and your ancestors.

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Imagine being a refugee and then inviting another refugee over only to torture them for being Hazara. Imagine being a good child, pursuing further education at tutoring and being killed because you're Hazara. We don't deserve Hazara countrymen, we owe them everything and more

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5 years

You get your girl wet, I get mine "shet e pet", we are not the same

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5 years

My dad to my sisters when they're 2 mins late: "Fehshan show nest!"

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@hqdada "Tryna keep up this dhikr But the girls just get thicker..."

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