Happy birthday to my amazingly beautiful wife (and to me too).
Here’s to another year of me putting up with your antics
I love you
- Best Husband in the world
Birthday hugs and kisses to the love of my life
@opeeee_
. You are incredibly special to me and I cherish our days together. Here’s to many more in our future! I love you ❤️
Happy birthday to the woman with the world's best boyfriend. The Love of my life and my sugar mummy.
You're amazing babe and I love you so much
@OpeAdedeji_
(PS: When are you taking me to see your parents👀)
In an incredible year for African writing we have four of the best ever new Morland Writing Scholars. In the hands of writers like this, African writing is alive and well and capturing global attention.
happy birthday to this random stranger on the internet who has a crush on me + is always photo bombing my pics and randomly colour coding w me. coincidentally my one & only ọkùnrin márùún + oneofakind bakery bread smh. ilysm bestie 💜
(
@oloruntobiallen
you're old, go and marry)
Zero turns
I’ll drive up slowly to the car till my bumper touches the car and then floor it
We all want to be petty and I’m more than willing to oblige
Hello sir,
@jidesanwoolu
. A mega city like Lagos shouldn’t be burdened with the sound of generators. What plans does the State Government have to get rid of this menace?
80 days ago, 5 people set out in a bus to tour 14 countries in West Africa. From falling sick in a foreign country, tasting numerous types of jollof rice and almost giving up, they return home today! See for all their adventures.
#jollofroad
Throwback to when I rejected the offer for a job because I thought the pay was too small(especially for Ogba to Ikoyi daily). Then the EM reached out to me and we negotiated a more suitable pay only for HR to call me days later asking why ‘I was behaving like a spoilt child’.
A company will come to Nigeria to operate willing to pay the same salaries as their workers abroad
Then the Nigerian they consult here will tell them 200k is okay 👍
Don't miss Ope Adediji's wonderful story "The Girl Who Cried"!
The girl dashed out, as if to look for help, running as fast as she could, to her class to get her bag, then out ...
I'm probably one baseball bat purchase away from showing a Keke rider pepper.
I promise guys, I'm not violent. It's just that Lagos traffic gets in your head
@opeeee_
and
@iamToluDaniel
have put together an amazing creative writing handbook for anyone who wants to get better at writing. It goes for only N3000. Get your copy here.
📌How do you take your drugs?
1. Amateurs: Water in the mouth, add drugs and swallow immediately.
2. Professionals: Put drugs in the mouth, drink water to swallow.
3. Legends: Swallow drugs, go outside to buy pure water