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2 months

Happy birthday to my amazingly beautiful wife (and to me too). Here’s to another year of me putting up with your antics I love you - Best Husband in the world

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1 year

Happy Anniversary to me and my baby. I love you @OpeAdedeji_

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5 years

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3 years

Media x soft life update ✈️

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4 years

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5 years

Ope and Mr Ope❤️

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5 years

Loml 😍 (and I’m still a goat, case in point 👇🏾😓)

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5 years

Congratulations!!🎉 @opeeee_ on your #BrittlePaperAward . Guess who's dating an Award-winning writer😊

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2 years

Bio update😍

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4 years

🥺

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4 years

Birthday hugs and kisses to the love of my life @opeeee_ . You are incredibly special to me and I cherish our days together. Here’s to many more in our future! I love you ❤️

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4 years

Ọkùnrin márùún ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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3 years

It’s the little things 💕

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4 years

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4 years

‘Boss, na you ooo, I dey loyal’

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5 years

A snack. 😍

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3 years

Eggovin

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3 years

It’s a Wednesday and we’ll love to see a picture of you we’ve not seen🥺

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3 years

Two years a Stack!

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1 year

It’s my baby’s birthday SpicyOps @OpeAdedeji_ I love you 😘

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6 years

The other thing I do when not writing code

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1 year

Birthday gift from my roommate @OpeAdedeji_ 😘

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3 years

Happy birthday to the woman with the world's best boyfriend. The Love of my life and my sugar mummy. You're amazing babe and I love you so much @OpeAdedeji_ (PS: When are you taking me to see your parents👀)

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5 years

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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5 years

puts the s in stress. 🤦🏿‍♂️

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7 years

Grateful #RoyalSet2017

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3 years

Congratulations to @OpeAdedeji_ on being selected as a Morland Writing Scholar!!⭐️🎊 So so proud of you!

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3 years

In an incredible year for African writing we have four of the best ever new Morland Writing Scholars. In the hands of writers like this, African writing is alive and well and capturing global attention.

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4 years

Post interview though. Made a counter salary offer to potential employer then the HR calls me later asking why I’m behaving like a spoilt child

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4 years

Worst interview experience? What happened?

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6 years

Sister sister @bolu_bee Congratulations!!. I'm so proud of you. First class degree in Industrial physics!!

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3 years

😍 (I asked her for a caption and she said to use my ‘church mind’)

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4 years

Me making my usual selfie face. Feat: My baby

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6 months

Happy International Women’s Day to an International ‘Crackhead’ 😘 📸: me

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4 years

The face. The personality.

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4 years

What’s the state of the country??

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2 years

Me: what shirt are you wearing? My baby: it’s not your shirt Unrelated, the wicked runneth when no one is chasing

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4 years

No beards, who dis?

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4 years

See brand new Matchette. Let's say some people have sense now, they'll be investigating who recently purchased lots of matchettes. #EndSwat #EndSARS

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4 years

" @lammylekzy : The face of one of the hoodlums that came to disrupt our peace. - Mark his faceee! Report with any useful info about him if you can!!! He’s one of MC Oluomo boys!!! #AlausaProtest #mcoluomo #EndSwat #EndSARS

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3 years

LOML Thank you baby 🥰.

here comes the sun

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3 years

happy birthday to this random stranger on the internet who has a crush on me + is always photo bombing my pics and randomly colour coding w me. coincidentally my one & only ọkùnrin márùún + oneofakind bakery bread smh. ilysm bestie 💜 ( @oloruntobiallen you're old, go and marry)

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2 years

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5 years

Loml 😍😍

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3 years

How Resistance Produces The Finest Writing, by @OpeAdedeji_

How Resistance Produces The Finest Writing

Resisting tropes, common words, ideas and forms.

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5 years

Did your lover take you out today?

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5 years

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5 years

Me and my future wife watching Netflix. Nobody:... Nobody:... Nobody:... Still Nobody:... Her: DICKSTRACTION TIME!

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3 years

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3 years

Building Your Writing Muscle, by @OpeAdedeji_

Building Your Writing Muscle

Why I pause to write short stories as I work on my book (and more stories!)

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6 years

I went to dig up photos from my archive. No way!! What I saw follows me to the grave😂

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4 years

Red heart this tweet and I will write something about you

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6 years

Earlier this week at the @GlobalAccelerex gala #GAG2018

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5 years

Low key homeless

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3 years

This is me sha 😍

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6 years

Lool, 23 today. Nice!

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4 years

Looking at myself in this picture and 😂😭. If not for the signature blue glasses and carrying iPad everywhere I could deny that it’s not me

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4 years

DevFest SW 2016. @alimieyitayo made sure I went. She even handled transportation all the way from Ota. The lineup that day: @Baniyaz Keynote @moyheen Machine Learning @timigod SOLID @ftchirou Reactive programming @chikecodes MVP architecture Life changing

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4 years

🤔As a developer, who has played a pivotal role in your career?

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5 years

Entered PH this morning and this man brought me to Let’s go a fishing straight from the airport😅. Well, this village looks nice sha

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5 years

To all of you naysayers.

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5 years

See the loml 😍

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3 years

Zero turns I’ll drive up slowly to the car till my bumper touches the car and then floor it We all want to be petty and I’m more than willing to oblige

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3 years

How many turns will it take you to pull out the light gray BMW?

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5 years

Dislocated my shoulder earlier today and when the doctor was trying to pop it back in I had one of those ‘kuku kill me’ moments 😅

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4 years

How to get your Amazon account blocked 1. Be a Nigerian 2. Create an account 3. Add your card details 4. There's no step 4😂. Steps 1 to 3 is enough

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5 years

I've been battling with removing a fullstop from the markdown file I've been editing. Turns out it was just dirt on my screen🤦🏿‍♂️

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5 years

Nice 2 bedroom flat in Ikeja, 5 minutes drive from Ikeja. *sees welcome to Ogun state on the way there *

Big Cuz

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5 years

A Property agent once said...

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3 years

😍

Pastor Tomiwa Immanuel

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3 years

Òré mi rockstar.

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5 years

Me: I've fixed the bug guys. I'll deploy the fix now Spectranet:

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3 years

Thank God @OpeAdedeji_ knows I’m not joking

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3 years

If he jokes about becoming a house husband 🚩 🚩🚩

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5 years

Hello sir, @jidesanwoolu . A mega city like Lagos shouldn’t be burdened with the sound of generators. What plans does the State Government have to get rid of this menace?

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5 years

Any Android devs/Backend devs looking for a Job? DM me, I have something for you. Any experience level too

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5 years

God, my ears are open, I'm attentive

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5 years

I was going to crack a Leggedes Benz joke and I just clocked that I can’t anymore 😅

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6 years

Hey guys. The company I work with is looking for a front end developer. Anyone interested can dm me. Thanks

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5 years

80 days ago, 5 people set out in a bus to tour 14 countries in West Africa. From falling sick in a foreign country, tasting numerous types of jollof rice and almost giving up, they return home today! See for all their adventures. #jollofroad

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2 years

Throwback to when I rejected the offer for a job because I thought the pay was too small(especially for Ogba to Ikoyi daily). Then the EM reached out to me and we negotiated a more suitable pay only for HR to call me days later asking why ‘I was behaving like a spoilt child’.

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A company will come to Nigeria to operate willing to pay the same salaries as their workers abroad Then the Nigerian they consult here will tell them 200k is okay 👍

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4 years

Can’t wait to FaceTime this woman tomorrow

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6 years

I have

tequila.

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6 years

😜

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7 years

Whenever I need to iron clothes I just run gradle build and open the android emulator on my PC.

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4 years

Who is this fine woman😍

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4 years

Read this 👏🏿

The Temz Review

@The_Temz_Review

4 years

Don't miss Ope Adediji's wonderful story "The Girl Who Cried"! The girl dashed out, as if to look for help, running as fast as she could, to her class to get her bag, then out ...

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6 years

When a song starts panned and for like 5 seconds you think one side of your earbuds have gone bad😅

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4 years

Dear @SundayDareSD , 2017, they were banned, 2018 they were banned again, 2019, they were banned also. Three times is enough for you to know that it is not working #EndSARSNow #EndSARS #EndSARSProtests

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4 years

@Nnedi @PeriwinkleChuk1 I was half expecting him to disappear into some sort of portal😂

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6 years

@Toluj0sh @chikaAjomiwe Lmao, see him glancing up to check if he's still safe

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3 years

A Short Guide to Editing Yourself , by @opeeee_ @OpeAdedeji_

A Short Guide to Editing Yourself

What should you know before self-editing? I have some ideas for you.

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6 years

@opeeee_ Lunch with you Ope

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2 years

@uncooloj I remember an agent getting lynched because the dev took 200 as success but the actual message was “insufficient funds”

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1 year

@DadaBen_ Yes it is.

Pock: Widgets manager for MacBook Touch Bar

Pock is a free, open-source tool that gives you quick access to your favorite controls and services while maximizing your on-screen real estate

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3 years

This woman said that she wants to go back to what she was weighing before she met me. In her words, ‘before I turned her life upside down’

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3 years

How’s your day going? Here’s mine😅 Courtesy: Third mainland bridge

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6 years

I just want to be able to stream 240p videos without it stopping to buffer, is that too much to ask?

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6 years

I'm probably one baseball bat purchase away from showing a Keke rider pepper. I promise guys, I'm not violent. It's just that Lagos traffic gets in your head

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4 years

The Struggle by @opeeee_

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4 years

*Unmutes mic* Hahaha *Mutes mic*

Microsoft

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*Unmutes mic* “Nothing from me.” *Mutes mic*

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2 years

Almost going back to work and I’m not ready 😅 Just last week I had to google how to write a for loop in JavaScript

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3 years

And this doesn’t account for my Apple Music usage

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5 years

😭😂 I should start a support group for light theme guys. Any takers?

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5 years

A tech bro never uses the light theme in an editor.

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8 years

“The 10 Commandments of a Born-Again Developer” by @unicodeveloper

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4 years

@opeeee_ and @iamToluDaniel have put together an amazing creative writing handbook for anyone who wants to get better at writing. It goes for only N3000. Get your copy here.

Buy The Creative Writing Handbook - Paystack

In this handbook on creative writing, written and curated by Ope Adedeji and Tolu Daniel, you'll learn the fundamentals of writing fiction and nonfiction, editing your work, starting a blog or a...

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6 years

Veterans: While under supervision, hide drugs in clothing pocket and claim to have taken it.

Halal Crackhead

@NafisaYakubu01

6 years

📌How do you take your drugs? 1. Amateurs: Water in the mouth, add drugs and swallow immediately. 2. Professionals: Put drugs in the mouth, drink water to swallow. 3. Legends: Swallow drugs, go outside to buy pure water

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4 years

@A_Feranmi Yes but it’s also held together by duct tape

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6 years

It's kinda like when Apple adds S to the iPhone model name

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6 years

People that add 's' to the 'LOL' to make it lols ... please i want to know what the 's' stands for?

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