Public Health. Director, Independent Verification Agent for SOML, Nigeria. Fmr Commissioner for Health Ogun State.
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So my elderly father mistakenly sat in the wrong airplane seat, & moved when asked.
It was a non-event until Mr Tonye Cole did an Instagram post about respect.
I thought I'd write to Mr Cole & share a memory about WS & an airline drama when he was shown great respect indeed.
I don't like watching history being re-invented.
Even GEJ fans praised 'weak' qualities:
- Good listener (nothing to say).
- Humble (not assertive).
Calm (no drive).
... and now 'freedom' (no control). Freedom to loot. Freedom to fail to deliver for Nigeria.
It wasn't a good era.
Excited to see our first set of triplets born at our PHC, where we are bringing quality healthcare to the grassroots.
Birth was by normal delivery & mum, babies. . . and dad, are doing fine.
Social media is dangerous!!
In dousing rumours / fake news about my father and herdsmen, I signed off & dated a whatsapp message:
Dr Olaokun Soyinka, Weds, Feb 10.
Now I'm getting calls asking why I'm getting married today. 🙄 🙄
Ogun HC for Health, Dr Tomi Coker, gives the Covid19 vaccine to Prof Wole Soyinka.
Glad to see dad take a step towards protection! (& me too!).
We're still:
Wearing a mask,
Washing hands,
& Social distancing.
Register for your jab:
#CovidVaccine
Watching all these kids with 6 months hols & exams cancelled etc, I wouldn't be human if I didn't feel bitter about all those unanswered prayers years ago, at exam time.
All I ever asked for was an outbreak of gastroenteritis or a small earth tremor to knock down the exam hall.
I’ll just keep saying this: we have a human resources for health CRISIS! We lack not just drs but nurses, physios, radiographers . . . etc. ALL cadres. Until we address this, all talk of building clinics & hospitals is just noise. WHO IS SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THESE NEW FACILITIES?
Dear Fellow Nigerians,
I have nothing against the wonderful Tina Turner.
BUT
I think a point should be made here.
Please do it as follows:
1) Go to
2) VOTE FOR FELA
3) Keep your browser window open
4) Refresh and VOTE DAILY
(they encourage daily voting).
Just heard the survival of BBC Yorùbà site is under threat because of underuse.
Users of BBC Hausa spend 15 mins on avge, we spend seconds!
If they close it, that will be a huge loss.
Please RT & encourage others.
@lolashoneyin
@kolatubosun
@yobamoodua
@DrJoeAbah
2017: Ethiopian Airlines -$230m profit & Kenya Airways - $130m BA & Virgin Atlantic make $$$ off Nigerians.
A privately run Nat Carrier would reduce costs for Ngr travellers, create employment & raise Ngr profile.
It's a disgrace that we've not had one.
@DoubleEph
@muyiwag
Since we're celebrating great women today I must send much love, admiration and gratitude to my best friend for life and the 'mother' of my puppies -
@lolashoneyin
#WomensDay2019
🔥🔥❤❤
At the Wole Soyinka Centre for Investigative Journalism Event commemorating WS at 85 - Obiageli Ezekwesili delivering the Keynote address.
Happy Birthday Pa!
It is worrying to see so many Nigerians supporting Trump.
Apart from including us among countries he called 'shitholes, he is unpresidential, corrupt & racist.
If many Ngrns approve of such an unfit US leader, it doesn't bode bode well for our ability to choose wisely at home.
I don't bother responding to Nigerians who defend Trump.
If you are a Nigerian, and you defend Trump, rail all you want on my mentions - if you get too annoying, I will mute you. If you insult me on top of Trump's matter - automatic blocking.
@CrispyTina01
Thanks.
By interpreting some light-hearted humour as aggression, and responding accordingly, you provide good evidence of the dangers of social media.
When united, fear Nigerians!
Just 4 days ago,
@Femiakuti
asked us to rally round and vote for Fela. You can see the amazing result below.
Keep voting, each person can vote once a day at:
RT!!
Chatting with a taxi diver yesterday.
Him: "Oga, Abuja is dry o. By now they should be campaigning and money should be flowing."
Me: "Why is this year different?"
"Buhari is fighting corruption so there is no money around. I wont vote for him, I'm going to vote for Atiku"
🤯
I am haunted by the eyewitness account of a mother trying to shield her surviving child from the flames during the recent tanker disaster.
Poorly maintained vehicles and bad drivers have become a public health emergency in this country and something needs to be done.
We Nigerian sports fans are about to become supporters & experts on the intricacies of a sport we knew nothing about - except perhaps to deride it when we see it every four years. 😁🥇
Tomorrow at noon, Washington DC time, we are going to experience the biggest collective sigh of relief the world has ever seen.
(Please wear a mask to limit the spread of Covid.)
School feeding programmes improve educational standards, enrollment & gender equity. Also, the improved nutrition has health and cognitive development benefits which produce lifelong benefits.
SFPs may not solve all problems but are a proven cost-effective intervention.
My name is Kayode
@ogundamisi
and the following thread is personal, it is not political, it is something I always do not want to talk about, or too embarrassed to acknowledge, but that changed last night during a conversation with my 12 year old daughter. It is about
#Dyslexia
Just gave a talk at Medic West Africa Conference workshop entitled
Health Insurance in Nigeria –Progress towards Universal Health Coverage (UHC).
Supported by Pharmaccess, IQVA &Healthcare Fed'n of Nigeria.
I was given license to get RADICAL.
Here are my slides:
(Thread...)
Nobody is doing partial lockdown. Traffic & crowds are back. So, it's over then?
Nobody has told the virus. We now have over 11k cases. Deaths mounting.
The virus will remain then, until we get drugs or sooner - vaccines.
It's time to have a serious conversation; 'what next'?
Congrats to both winners.
Dr Denis Mukwege is the subject of a documentary 'The Man Who Heals Women' (first screened in Nigeria at
@akefestival
).
It had most of the audience in tears -and in awe of his bravery and his humanity.
Please google his story for some inspiration today.
#NobelPrize2018
Winners 2018.
Denis Mukengere Mukwege a Congolese gynecologist and Nadia Murad Basee Taha a Yazidi Kurdish human rights activist from Iraq are joint winners of
@NobelPrize
2018 for Anti-Sexual Violence Activities.
Thanks for raising awareness of this. I'm sad that anyone would even consider demolishing a church built in 1847.
Do you have any more details?
I'll investigate, amplify the message and be on standby to get out on the streets if neccessary.
It must not happen.
#SaveStJohnsIgbein
St John's Anglican Church, Igbein, Abeokuta, was founded in 1947. Its 1st Vicar was Samuel Ajayi Crowther, Herbert Macaulay's grand-dad. It is a truly historical piece of architecture with unique character & dating from well b4
#Nigeria
was thought of.
#SaveStJohnsIgbein
I wish to inform the tweeting public that I have resigned from healthcare matters!
I will be joining the creative folks gathering in Ikeja for
#AkeFest18
(I'll recuperate next week and resume normality the week after).
If you missed online reg - register onsite - BE THERE!
Leaving UK, I was watching cargo being loaded into the plane when I spotted this.
I dont know what
@lolashoneyin
& the
@akefestival
team are planning but it's looking big.
Better be there!
#akefestival2018
Monday to-do list
1.
#Bobrisky
issue - Advocate DG Runsewe for Minister for Health. (Toilets for All by yr 2020).
2. Trump - diagnosis confirmed. Admit for treatment, make Pence POTUS, then impeach him.
3. Sack Ole & appoint him
#MUFC
caretaker mgr again.
That should do it
@DeleMomodu
But why is he loathed? Could it be the endless lies, using gov money, & policy, to enrich his businesses? Could it be the nepotism or cronyism or racism or cosying up to a major enemy of the state, or just his lazy schedule & golf junkets?
Hmm. kinda like a ceremonial Emperor!
@ayosogunro
I agree with most of what you write - but here, I disagree.
We should not tell the poor to live within their means, we should fight for all to have the means to live.
It's a grave social injustice that millions of Nigerians are paid a wage that cant sustain an individual. /1
I'm going to have to do some GOT revision now that the new season is upon us.
I can never remember the story in fast paced dramas with multiple plot twists and turns.
E.g. I am totally lost with:
- The Jussie Smollett scandal;.
- The Brexit debacle
- The MAGA saga
Pls help!
When giving advice, it should be evidence-based. It is responsible to have proper back-up to as the topic is often about life itself.
Sadly, many online medics act unprofessionally, 'my aunt did this & she's better, so y'all should do it', they say!
It's not how we were trained.
Some of the most disappointing tweets on Nigerian Twitter have come from people who claim to be medical doctors. Like how can you pass through medical school and end up specializing in tweeting speculation, sensationalism, and for shock value; no nuance at all. How?!?
I don't get tired of watching this.
I think the fascination is that theis is not a sports setting.
Barefoot, wearing 'wrapper' &with water bottle in hand she looks like she stopped at the village square to show her skills -on the way to the market.
Would love to know her story.
It's like the whole family's getting Netflix deals & I'm in the wrong job!. 🤷♂️
So, I vexed & wrote a book- your free gift when you sign up for
@OneReadAfrica
Joining's FREE for now!
(I know COVID19 Tips won't get me a film deal but I've a cunning plan. Wait until audition day!)
Artwork, and choosing where to put it, can be therapeutic. I had a gap that needed filling, so I'm happy to have a new purchase from the talented young artist, Ameh Odachi of
@LoogiiArts
She painstakingly arranges thousands of beads to make her pieces.
Do check her out.
We shd be worried abt what this report shows. It is proof of deep govt rot &poor oversight.
Contractors r being chased, but what of the civil servants who conspired to commit these crimes?
If there are no legal consequences, the impunity will continue!!
Kudos to PT &
@UdemeNG
.
@DoubleEph
@DrJoeAbah
@muyiwag
Dont get your logic.
Nigerians travel more than others - that we can't even spend that money with a Ngrn company & given the status of Ngr, I believe it's a disgrace. It says a lot abt us if we can't operate a carrier.
If it's privately run it has a great chance of success.
Can Bank IT people pls answer this?
At an ATM I put in my card & go thru all the steps (incl typing in a lower amount bcos 20k is too much).
Then it tells me: ‘TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO DISPENSE’.
WHY does this info come last?
Can’t an ATM display 'OUT OF CASH' when it's run out?
Faceshields (A thread)
As usual the answer to such a question is not straightforward. For those who do not want to read on, the summary is that a good faceshield does confer significant protection. However there are caveats and nuances so let's look at what is known. /1
I still don’t know what happened today, but I believe that:
- There is a plot afoot & it goes beyond INEC.
- More will be revealed, but we will never be told the truth.
- There'll be funny business during the week.
- We have to change how we run elections
-The cabal still rules.
@aproko_doctor
@chineduomar
Good advice. Another important question to ask is:
What's my diagnosis doc?
I'm surprised how often people are not told and how often they don't ask.
Covid19 has forced me out of 'Twittirement' on Int'l Day of the Health Worker. Honored to v bn appointed Chair, Board of the Health Workers Fund (Sterling One Found'n) to raise $$$ to support our Heroes on the Covid Frontline.
#Giving
#Theirlivesmatter
Well well.
This is why it's always good to hear both sides of a story and not to double down when you realise the 'offence' you were outraged about was not as you thought.
A clear and exculpatory chronology.
The First Lady of Kaduna State, Ms. Hadiza Isma El-Rufai, demands apology and retraction from Social media activists under the name North Normal Group
@NorthNormalNG
regarding certain defamatory statements posted on Twitter and other Social media platforms.
A worrying twisting of legal principles to support authoritarianism. In a democracy, peaceful protest is a right therefore protesters do NOT reasonably expect harm.
Having labelled her actions as a 'public nuisance' the Latin is a fancy way of saying 'she got what she deserved.
So, a restauranteur looking for guard dogs (he says) wants to buy all my 4 puppies.
But I told him there are people on twitter whom I trust to care for them.
So if you are a dog lover with 40k to spare, for a Llasa apso puppy - pls contact me on olaokun
@gmail
.com
@TunjiLardner
@Thegrey8
Well said. Anyone who disputes this, please go check any rich list of Nigeria. ALL, I repeat ALL have questionable provenance of their wealth.
Former military men, governors, politicians, bankers, bagmen, cronies, drug smugglers etc.
We have few role wealthy models.
In Nigeria
Explored my fridge today, (as you do on cancelled-election day) & found a year-old promo bottle of Kunu, from a book launch. (see label)
The bottle showed signs of fermentation! 😛 So I made a cocktail with some Zobo I found!
The book is great too!
@hadizel
😄😄
@lolashoneyin
I got caught in a jam today and I have to acknowledge the skill of some trailer drivers.
When they crash, they have the presence of mind and dexterity to position their landing for maximum blockade.
Even an okada could not pass this one!
Ok folks, time to do something. Let's test the power of this internet thingy.
First: we need to know the identity of the company or individual who owned that tanker.
Can we rt, reach out and nail that as a starter?
#findtheculprit
@TunjiLardner
@DrJoeAbah
@julietkego
@segalink
Broadband Internet - Coming to a village near you!
(A Space Thread)
Thanks to the conspiranuts, we've been focusing on 5G and the plan for the Clintons and Soros to take over the world. We almost missed someone actually doing it - though in a good way. /1
The pain of living with bowed legs seeped into every aspect of Julienne's young life. Walking was difficult. Running was impossible. Simply standing for too long was tiring. Her family prayed for surgery, but it seemed impossible…until they heard about
#MercyShips
.
Observers were so often left dumbfounded by the skill of Tiger in his heyday. This time the disbelief is at what he has achieved just by coming back from so long in the wilderness. He's silenced the doubters and given a lesson to the youngsters who took over in his absence.
#GOAT
When they finish studying the American cockroach, they should come and study the Nigerian version.
They are almost immortal. I 'killed' one with my shoe the other day, went to get smth to put it in - when I got back it was gone! 🥴
At least 22,000
#Nigerians
have bn reported missing or disappeared in
#BokoHaram
-related attacks, the highest no of missing persons recorded in any humanitarian situation globally, says
@ICRC
. Nearly 60% of this were kids at the time they went missing
Weird.
My ISP was slow & I got a better result buying a few GB on mtn and using my phone as a hotspot.
But as my data balance shrunk, at abt the 75mb mark, browsing got really slow.
Techies pls explain- are the last few MB at the bottom of the bundle all the rotten ones?
🤷♂️
@Google_12point7
@KadariaAhmed
Wow! This is actually a major victory. How he committed the crime shows that impunity had built upon impunity.
No one is above the law and all humans have rights.
(I hope we will be able to keep an eye on what happens going forward now he is in the hands of the police.
Not happy about yesterday's match but I thought the criticisms hurled at Victor Moses were a bit unfair.
Sometimes they target you and there's nothing you can do.
#CRONGA
Well done peeps. The gap is rising. It's gone from 4,967, (after dipping to 3k) to 6,513.
1) Go to
2) VOTE FOR FELA
3) Keep your browser window open
4) Refresh and VOTE DAILY
Tina's fans are trying but...
😝
@Femiakuti
@YeniAKuti
@toluogunlesi
Tolu, if you go to the Abeokuta Golf Club, you will be able to see a great view of the railway cutting across the countryside for miles.
(Pic: view from clubhouse - before work started on railway)
I do apologise and withdraw my comment.
I read the published report apparently based upon an eyewitness account and was misled.
I'm very happy to be corrected and commend you for your efforts.
@daily_trust
As people worry about 'revolution', I am worrying about vocabulary.
A national newspaper should know the difference between 'match' and 'march'.
Maybe we plan to do what we did with mobile phones. Poor landline infrastructure led to a technology leapfrog to cellphones.
Are we waiting for flying cars so we don't have to fix our roads?
Thanks everyone for showing so much love for
@lolashoneyin
yesterday. Was a lovely day.
She's exposed my guilty secret, (I'm a part-time rockstar - in my study). For my revenge... pls note LS's creative arrangement of the age on the cake below! (is it a '3' that's missing? 😉😉
Love, laughter, an online How-well-do-you-know-Mum? quiz, a special birthday number from our own KWAM2, thoughtful presents, vanilla+passionfruit cake. 🥳 It's been a lovely day.
Thank you all for the birthday wishes, the love, and the smiles you've brought to my face today. 😁
Here, the story would be: dangerous overtaking causes accident and a car ends up perched on the fence.
Traffic gridlock ensues and helicopter arrives to evacuate critically delayed business mogul who needs to get home for dinner.
You guys have got to watch this video. Watch this air ambulance pilot land on a fence!!
Norway has one of the best air ambulance systems in the world. We know that. But this video is beyond epic 🤗🤗
One of my 'achievements' during Xmas was losing my GOT virginity. I am now up to date.👏👏
My favourite TV show, however, is
#MAGAsaga
. (A very big wall to keep out the 'enemy' also features).
Anyway, now I'm immune from spoilers & I get GOT jokes.
Winter is coming Donald! 🤷♂️
A friend had some non-specific symptoms visited a Dr.
No diagnosis given but was told "we need to flush your system, we'll give you drip."
N7500 Scam!
There's NO medical treatment called 'flush the system!'
A drip is not a drug & is rarely needed if u can walk, eat & drink.
Progress report for those interested in the procreational activities in the Soyinka household.
-Puppies eat & s**t all day, putting on serious weight
-Eyes now opening.
NB: The list of applicants for ownership is now closed. (Sorry we'll ask for more next time!)
@lolashoneyin
Great!
Also, a shoutout to all those herbalists claiming the potion they've been hawking for years for staphylococcus is so strong that it also kills Coronavirus.
Don't sit in your backyard doing interviews for social media saying gov't is ignoring you.
This is how it's done.
The Associate Professor from Bayero University Kano who's currently working on anti-cancer agents in Plants. Mansurah Abdulazeez won a N31 milliom grant from TETFUND, after her research in Thailand on a Nigerian plant that holds potentials against cancer. She's a rare gem.
So many things we never get taught at school:
How to be a parent
How to manage money
How to be a good citizen
How to manage time
So instead we follow the examples of our elders - who are often not our 'betters' in these matters.
I've discovered what I think is called a 'life hack'.
Shirt collar was insisting on curling up (lost stiffener). So I cut up one of the many plastic cards I have lying around. 👇
I've also used such cards to create guitar picks.
I'm sure there are other uses - suggestions please!
Nigeria has a human resources for health crisis and the solution will be complex to implement and requires competent thinkers.
The sight of a key minister making such an elementary factual error with full confidence scares me.
His colleagues should correct him ASAP.
It's a shame that Dr. Ngige whose wife is the Director of Public Health in
@Fmohnigeria
demonstrates such ignorance and insensitivity on a key challenge of inadequate human resources for the
#health
sector.
@talkhealth9ja
@zed_skillz
@Akin94698677
@ChifeDr
Take it as implied, when someone hopes for advanced machines, they don't want the technology in isolation but hope that we'll take the intermediate developmental steps (as you listed) that will get us there.
Our journey will be smoother with civility in our discussions too!
@lolashoneyin
@Jaydon225
Wow, that brings back memories.
I should have read them more carefully before toasting you. (Or was it you that toasted me?)
😄😄