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yes, it’s true! // she/her 27 // alt: @evenworsetulip // $nogoodtulip

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ok but what if the hypebeasts step in and save the USPS by turning their merch into popular streetwear
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4 years
wait i need a crop top from USPS
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lol hey i installed that, also like i know this museum and their staff very well and they would’ve gladly taken the time to help you learn literally anything about this work if you were actually curious and not just offended at the sight of something minimalist
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1 year
@Culture_Crit I took this picture at an art museum in Dallas.
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4 years
*joined october 2020* y’all fall for this shit literally every time
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3 years
me building a tower that’s tall enough to reach heaven: ahaha yes! fuck yes! sejejjvb oajskj quibkdj oihsb foi: heeeebdbd!!! dfooij!!
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1 year
you could’ve learned for example the artist Bosco Sodi is from Mexico and hand makes every one of those bricks using a traditional wood burning kiln, and that this piece is a smaller work related to much larger installations commenting on borders, immigration, and the land itself
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1 year
also like you’re in a small and pretty strictly modern and contemporary art museum idk what to tell you if you’re going into that and gonna have an attitude about seeing non representational art
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love her work, got to install “jackie” the ~6ft tall rotting jack o’ lantern she made one time
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Bad Fruit by Kathleen Ryan made using gemstones including opals, amber, crystal, and pearls.
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4 years
bro literally how do you find a job as a trans person
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1 year
me and the girls are gonna put you through the autism steamroller if you don’t stop masking
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1 year
Okay low key I need this
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@DoSomeMolly it also famously was so difficult to restore that many conservators were afraid to work on it, the one who did got overzealous and repainted all the red destroying much of the depth of color that often illicited anger in viewers. proving that it was not in fact just any red paint
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4 years
like 1) don’t engage in discourse started by minors, 2) learn how to spot a fucking troll this is the most obvious one i’ve seen in fucking ages
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@devweb666 i just don’t understand how you could be so obtuse about it?? like it’s an art museum!! widen your horizons!! live a little!!
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abandoning the term transsexual and letting people believe that “you can change your gender not your sex” is a mistake we will be living with the consequences of for a long time
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1 year
@oncloud_e what cracks me up is that this museum specifically has huge glass walls all along the front that let you see into the galleries before you ever walk in, like bro paid admission just to take this photo 😭
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4 years
3) you dunking on them is exactly what they want, you’re literally giving them free clout, for the love of god pls just block and do not engage
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11 months
marriage so gay we made a rainbow appear 🤍
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3 months
honestly shocked that people are arguing this is an especially ‘masculinized’ depiction of a trans woman, this type of exaggerated body proportions are a fairly popular stylistic choice and is entirely consistent with the rest of this artist’s figurative work of cis subjects.
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3 years
ok here it is the official lesbian cordless drill allignment chart
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4 years
tried to boymod today and just ended up looking like even more of a lesbian
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2 years
life is hard and yet i am still full of love and i just think that’s neat!
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5 months
i’m cackling, you know these are gonna fit exactly like women’s pants too and emphasize hips/curves
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inclusive denim is here!!! also, every trans man is 5'2 and needs a 28 inch length
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3 years
almost forgot it was today but happy 2 years on E to me :)
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1 year
@YOURFRIENDSYLPH the first ftf transsexual
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4 years
@ayyy_vuh this website would be a lot less unbearable if everyone got really cool all of a sudden and learned critical thinking skills
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3 months
happy pride sweeties 💋
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4 years
the postal service needs to hire a better designer first tho, that crop top is the best they got right now
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7 years
anyways here’s my 4 favorite pieces that i’ve ever made
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3 years
happy national girlfriend day to my boyfriend
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3 years
estrogen went straight to my ass and i just had trouble getting a pair of jeans on over my hips
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1 year
hair flip + tummy tuesday :)
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4 years
ok stealing this but- 4 best selfies of 2020
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4 years
2 years on estrogen 😌💖
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i wanna know how big the spike in lesbian gym memberships ends up being post Love Lies Bleeding release
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1 year
birthday girl 😇🤍
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3 years
it was a few days ago but happy 4 months baby :))
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4 years
refusing to date anyone who isn’t enthusiastic about finding cool rocks on the ground to show each other
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2 years
i love weddings, i love love :)
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remember to change your gender fluid every 2 to 3 months to keep it running smoothly #TransLooksLikeThis
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wdym this isn’t part of the sex y’all are having??
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YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK
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@alana_maenad just a preparator doing the actual installs :3
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7 years
i’m whatever gender makes you gay if you like me #NonBinaryBabes
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4 years
this fit goes so fucking hard
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1860s female archery outfit with pocket diary hanging from the belt
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4 years
happy new year ;) i got u a present
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4 years
it’s my birthday today
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3 years
yes i got a new drill, now stop staring my eyes are up here
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2 years
thanks for the last 2 years, and here’s to so many more 💗😇
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3 years
everyone, meet toast :’)
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4 years
is it still scissoring if you’re just rubbing ur girldicks together
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3 years
applying to become one of god’s angels, wish me luck!
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@jubricant stone butch blues is free and easily accessible!
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stepping out
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you are legally obliged to tell me i’m pretty for my birthday
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3 years
gay
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4 years
is it even cottagecore if you didn’t make the top yourself?
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i’m late but i was busy, happy valentine’s day :))
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the commitment to making every single pair 28” length is truly incredible, they said size inclusive** **short kings only
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1 year
*touches the wire marks from her bra* promise you’ll stop for me 🥺
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3 years
i went platinum blonde again :*)
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what does it take, how long must i wait
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4 years
i call this one portrait of a lady on fire ;)
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3 years
fun fact, they actually named tulips after me bc of this
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1 year
this is my sundress btw
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happy getting railed in a sundress summer everyone 💖
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i am a woman of many talents, including experience with a variety of heavy machinery
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Yall ever seen a blue collar femme lesbian?
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@sofiabuffgf i’ve been buying the cheap ones and installing them in every apartment i’ve lived in but then leaving them when i move as a gift and to convert the next tenant bc i know the landlords won’t bother taking them out
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3 years
sorry i can’t engage in your discourse i’m too busy being over the age of 17
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3 years
syd made me a giant crochet possum
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@PandoraEternaI why is no one talking about this 🥲
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i was only 22 when made transsexual jeans
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Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture
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my brother hanging this on his wall was a formative experience for me as a lesbian
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dude check this out
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4 years
she comes up to you at the lake and asks if you can spare a beer wyd?
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i’m going to be the most fuckable person at the post office
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6 years
hi it’s #InternationalNonbinaryDay i’m just here to give all my fellow enbie folks a virtual kiss and remind you that you’re valid regardless of whatever gender you may or may not identify as
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ok last one for now, this is my favorite piece ever and it never fails to make me cry- Untitled (Perfect Lovers), 1991, by Félix González-Torres
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@INDIEWASHERE hi i paint sometimes (i’m kidding that’s all i do)
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they’re facing felony charges specifically for wearing a mask.. even if the judge would allow them to wear one in the court room- seems very unlikely- it would be viewed negatively and hurt their case, where they would end up in prison with zero covid protections.
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might get dogpiled for this, but why aren’t they masking? how can we even argue that masking is to mitigate COVID if folks are proving Yost right that they’re only masking to conceal their identities at protests?
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i can tell most of y’all are bottoms because my selfies get way more attention when i dress like a dyke
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we’re so cute :’)
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4 years
anyways these have been in my drafts for a while
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ur really cute, but why the fuck is that tv on an easel
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4 years
shes so cute im dead
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1 year
@DoSomeMolly right so like no, your kid definitely could not have painted this- nor your bullshit AI model, the impact comes from scale and physicality
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2 years
this came to me in a vision
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2 years
new dress :)
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3 years
posting ass on main don’t ever tell me i never did anything nice
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@fembojj these are also often used to mark trails so destroying them is a good way to get the people who come after you lost
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1 year
date night ^-^
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4 years
@Buckleys_Angel1 @YOUNGGHOTEBONY they’re being intentionally misleading, the apartments were still under construction no one’s home was burned
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@lamedotking here’s a detail from a work in progress and one of my favorites from last year
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gm
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3 years
dropping hints that i’m pretty:
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gm ^-^
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does this estrogen make my tits look bigger? happy 6 months on E to me ;)
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