Noah Yantis @nmichael32 Twitter profile

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3 years

Dems were supposed to leave for Philly over 2 hours ago. Instead they’ve left 5 diesel charter buses running for 3 hours Really caring about the environment rn

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7 years

He protecc but he also attacc @dog_rates

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3 years

@ChristinaPushaw @RuthMarcus Big “reminds the teacher the class had homework” vibes

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5 years

Reasons why fall is the best: -Football 4 days a week -Bonfires -Quarter zips -NO HUMIDITY OR BUGS -leggings -tailgating - @BuschBeer has orange cans

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3 years

Last night my boss @RepHagedorn passed away after a battle with kidney cancer. Jim was truly the best boss on the Hill who cared about his staff and epitomized Minnesota Nice (1/3)

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3 years

70 degrees in DC? Time to break out The Shirt

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3 months

The two Presidential candidates trashing each others golf swings and talking about their handicaps is peak white boy summer

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7 years

I'm not getting trashed on my 21st. Just a couple beers with my now cancer-free Dad. Couldn't be happier 🍻

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2 years

Babe what’s wrong you haven’t touched your Longworth cafeteria scrapple

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7 years

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever slid a pair of scissors all the way through a sheet of wrapping paper?

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3 years

This is the picture I want people to think of when they think of Jim. Over the moon to introduce a bill that would help his district. Southern Minnesota is worse off without him

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7 years

@_MarshyMarsh_ @zoeyoneohone #ShootYourShot2k17

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11 months

Its his time to shine

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3 years

@Honn_2 Your tax dollars are paying for it

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3 years

@DougAndres

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6 years

@Erikaa_klein @haleyrk13 @Adam_Harris40

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1 year

That sound you hear is Hill staffers making this an Almost Friday meme

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1 year

this photo is like a renaissance painting. it's high art.

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6 years

National boyfriend day is wild cause you see girls posting pics with a guy they’ve been cheating on for months lmaoooo

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2 months

Senate staff next week:

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6 years

@RaukoAman @coutinhoLiga @Erikaa_klein @haleyrk13 @Adam_Harris40 Can’t win em all

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2 years

It’s been a long time coming, but finally a job announcement. Big shoutout to everyone who has been there for me the last few months. Wouldn’t have made it here with out you.

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2 years

Today in a nutshell

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6 months

“You can’t go to Bullfeathers or Hawk ’n’ Dove or Tune Inn without hearing staff talk about how bad it’s gotten,” he said, naming popular bars near the Capitol campus. “My true fear is one of my staffers walks home after late votes and is assaulted.”

Imperfect recall: How a city council fight is roiling Congress - Roll Call

“This is not about Charles Allen. This is not about one person, to me,” one staffer says. Another sees a “vibes-based waste of time.”

rollcall.com

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1 year

Even my DoorDasher knows the Navy Yard Chipotle is awful

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3 years

Still doesn’t feel real

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8 months

Bumping this to the top of your inbox

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3 years

70 degrees in DC? Time to break out The Shirt

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2 years

The amount of DC people going as the Chinese spy balloon on Halloween is going to be insane

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4 years

Fuck cancer. That’s it. That’s the fucking tweet

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3 years

I greatly appreciate everyone who has reached out and offered their kind words. Please keep Jim’s family and staff in your prayers. Fuck Cancer (3/3)

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2 years

I can’t describe the House/Senate staffer contrast better than this (H/T @lacympitts for the idea)

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6 years

Dale Schuring just got in the Illinois Coaches Basketball HOF which goes to show how stupid the school board is

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3 years

He was a strong conservative who cared about his district and the people he represented. His passion for agriculture was second to none and it was an honor to be a part of his team (2/3)

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3 years

@JerryDunleavy *everyone liked that*

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Noah Yantis

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4 years

Thank you to everyone who has reached out to see if I'm ok. We are on full lockdown. Words cannot describe what is going with our Capitol right now. Please pray for staff, Members, and the Capitol Police officers that are at the Capitol right now.

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6 months

Guys who scooter into work in full suits don’t deserve rights

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3 years

The Hill Staffer urge to post an insta story of rowhouses while walking back from Sweetgreen

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5 years

Today’s 2 years cancer free for my dad. A thread of all the badass things he’s done in his two time cancer fight (undefeated)

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2 years

Today marks one year since Jim passed from kidney cancer. It hasn’t been the easiest year and today is no different. He was the best boss, a great brother, and a true American. We’re worse off without him

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8 years

Why are so many girls something slutty for Halloween? Y'all are supposed to be something that you're usually not

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3 years

Over four years ago my dad was diagnosed with cancer for the second time, but after getting to remission the docs decided to leave the port in as a precaution Today we got the news his port can be removed. He's 2-2 on kicking cancer's ass God is good

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7 years

Happy Easter to everyone except people who eat Peeps

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7 years

When you pray for the victims of Las Vegas tonight, don't forget to pray for the nurses and doctors who worked all night to save lives

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5 years

@mtorio83 @NoLayingUp Where did she get this?? And does she have a sister??

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2 months

Netanyahu giving a shoutout to the UNC frat boys when there’s a 90% chance they’re not watching the speech and playing College Football ‘25 rocks so hard

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4 years

@barstoolcarl Carl if you could launch any B1G coach into the sun who is it and why is it Fran McCaffrey

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7 months

Standing room only for first meeting of @recallallen !

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7 months

Friday out of session mood:

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1 year

Men want one thing and it’s disgusting

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2 years

Today was my last day w MN-01, going to spend some time back in God’s Country (the Midwest). Cheers to what’s next

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6 years

White girls think their Nashville trip is a personality trait

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7 years

If anyone wants to know what to get me for Christmas

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2 years

@libsoftiktok @DEAHQ @FBI Already deleted, receipt kept

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3 years

@JayHasTweets

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@_Kenn_ken

3 years

Gotta love baseball 🥓 #allglorytogod

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3 years

this is arguably the hardest tweet to read today. God I hate cancer so much

Republican Cloakroom

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3 years

The Chair has announced that in light of the passing of the gentleman from Minnesota, Mr. Hagedorn, the Whole Number of the House is 433

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Noah Yantis

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1 year

100. Members. Strong. The Congressional Western Caucus is the preeminent voice for Rural America on Capitol Hill

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Noah Yantis

@nmichael32

6 months

Starting a side hustle called Boot Buddy where I rent out my boots to DC guys needing a pair for concerts/want to be over 6’. DM for rates

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6 years

People I’m jealous of: 1. Anyone on the lake rn End of list

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5 years

All these girls on the Bachelor gonna be real pissed when Pilot Pete gets drafted and has to bomb Iran

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7 months

A common theme of “luxury” apartments in Navy Yard is the sheer incompetence of the property management companies It’s going to get someone killed

Elissa De Souza

@ElissaDeSouza

7 months

🗣️ Residents at ARRIS Apartment Building 📍 Navy Yard share alarming experience: Residents report insufficient communication during shelter in place protocols, highlighting the need for improved emergency procedures and timely notifications. Urgent review and action required to

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2 years

Looking forward to the 118th with this team under Chairman Newhouse and over 80 Members to advocate for our rural and western way of life

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5 years

There’s no way for me to better describe central Illinois than 10 kids riding their lawnmowers to school

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7 months

Bullfeathers needs a TouchTunes if it truly wants to be an elite drinking establishment

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1 year

If you told me a year ago I’d be this happy with my life, I would’ve called you crazy

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7 years

Happy to finally say that i accepted a full time job in DC on the Hill! I won’t be returning to IC, but I’ll still be graduating thanks to the poli sci dept. Trust in the Lords plan 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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4 months

Apparently you can, they just call it Wine Wednesday

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6 years

When you graduate and realize you have to be an adult and can’t blackout in the middle of the week anymore @W3ndaNat3

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5 months

Stunning AND brave to sign an anonymous letter. Put your name on it and risk getting canned or stfu

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5 months

A group of “over 100 anonymous staffers on Capitol Hill” calls for Biden and members of Congress to “demand an immediate end to Israel’s assault on the civilians of Gaza before it is too late.” Comes as Israel begins its ground offensive in Rafah, per @BarakRavid

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Noah Yantis

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4 years

~personal news~ I’ll be joining Rep. Jim Hagedorn’s team as Legislative Director w the start of the 117th Congress. Bittersweet to be leaving Team Bost but I can’t wait for this next opportunity!

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Noah Yantis

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1 year

It’s not like Senate staff work on Fridays anyway

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1 year

Outlook is currently down due to a Senate-wide reply-all apocalypse. Well done guys

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3 years

@RM_Patterson A mask won’t save you from catching this ratio

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6 years

When you graduate and realize you have to be an adult and can’t blackout in the middle of the week anymore @W3ndaNat3

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@nmichael32

3 years

Please keep the best boss on the Hill in your prayers. Cancer sucks

Congressman Jim Hagedorn

@RepHagedorn

3 years

READ my statement on my continued battle with cancer. Be assured, I will continue to fight for America and serve the people of #MN01 with the highest level of energy and enthusiasm. I remain upbeat and view the future as bright.

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Noah Yantis

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5 years

So like the President can’t eat peaches anymore?

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6 years

Found out Copper has liver cancer and pancreatitis so please say a quick prayer for my pup

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3 years

The lady at Longworth Dunkin gave me a large cold brew instead of a medium so yeah you could say things are getting serious

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6 years

Wish i was going to Luke Combs tonight but I’ll see the whole thing on Snapchat anyway

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1 year

@ForePlayPod NBC Sports is happening

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3 months

I agree that 27 year old Hill staffers are the worst

Matt Rice

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3 months

Someone needs to stop 27 year old Capitol Hill staffers. Don't get on an elevator and start yelling expletives into the phone about how people are trying to "fuck over" your boss. You are not the main character. You are not on a podcast. You must be stopped.

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2 years

This is arguably the most Midwest thing I’ve ever seen. Using your 3 year old to measure your catfish

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11 months

Katie Porter probably bummed that fly in isn’t until Wednesday so she run it back

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11 months

Wine Wednesday is going to be absolute scenes tonight

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2 years

Took almost 26 years but finally made it to the ocean

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1 year

The optics of Bob Good and Matt Gaetz sitting on the Dem side of the Floor while trying to out a Republican Speaker is flat gross

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6 years

6 years ago I lost my closest aunt to an unknown cancer. A year and a half ago I lost an Uncle, and Dad has been diagnosed twice. Not every day is a given. Fuck cancer.

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@nmichael32

2 years

I genuinely feel bad for staffers who have never drank fly out beers at Cap Lounge or Tune Inn

John Bresnahan

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2 years

My junior colleagues: “Wait, what’s the Tune Inn? Is that a restaurant?”

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Noah Yantis

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11 months

One year with Western Caucus. Here’s to another with the best Chairman, members and team on the Hill

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@nmichael32

1 year

“Let’s check out Clarendon bars” Me:

Washingtonian Problems

@WashProbs

1 year

Caption this (DC Edition)

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3 years

Not even 8:30am and Uber wants me to get hammered

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4 years

Kamala Harris from the west coast telling Mike Pence from the Midwest what farmers in Iowa need is ~laughable~

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Noah Yantis

@nmichael32

5 months

I guess dudes just aren’t allowed to rock anymore?

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5 months

why are you, as a member of Congress, drinking a frozen marg at Santa Rosa Taqueria at 6pm on a Thursday

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Noah Yantis

@nmichael32

3 years

Death Taxes Talay Tai patio when it’s 60 degrees

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2 years

Just saw an intern walk through a metal detector *with phone in hand* and wonder why it beeped. Incredible

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Noah Yantis

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4 years

The Call Her Daddy drama just goes to show that blondes are better

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Noah Yantis

@nmichael32

3 years

If you want to hear about the time I got KIDNEY STONES at Augusta while watching Tiger, jump ahead to 2:14:00 ⬇️ Happy Masters Week!

Fore Play

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3 years

FOLKS IT IS MASTERS WEEK - Jordan Spieth? Back. - Masters Stories - People sneaking into Augusta? And a lot more. Link to pod, presented by @owensmixers :

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Noah Yantis

@nmichael32

8 years

Michael Phelps's back must hurt from carrying this country 🇺🇸

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1 year

The mood on the Hill after 7 weeks of session and a whole week of rain is just flat depressing. Send recess and sun pls

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2 years

Last week of 25. I remember being 17 thinking people in their mid 20s probably had their lives together Boy was I wrong

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Noah Yantis

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2 years

When people ask me what it’s like to grow up in the Midwest, I just show them this

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3 years

@JayHasTweets Struck out on 3 pitches whoops

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Noah Yantis

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5 years

. @alangriffin_ saying “you ain’t shit bitch” to Mark Smith at the FT line is my 2nd favorite thing about this game. My favorite is Mark Smith having 0 points.

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