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@nitw_quotebot
Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
hi all, twitter is putting API behind a paywall. As dearly as I love my quote bots I won’t be paying for this service. I will keep the bot up but im unsure if it will work after Feb 9 </3 this may be goodbye so at the end of everything hold onto anything 🫶🏼🫡
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
Bye, guys. Love you.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
3 years
I guess proximity counts for a lot right now.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
19 days
At the end of everything, hold onto anything.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
EVERYBODY HOLD YOUR BREATH GIVE ME AN HOUR
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
Gregg rulz ok
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
Ha ha ha. Oh dear. ‘I am super, super gay.’
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
hi friends <3 most of you found out before I did, but the bot is officially dead because ofc elons gonna backtrack on anything he’s ever said
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
Hi, I’m Mae! I dropped out of college earlier this week! And now I’m in the woods! Drinking!
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I don’t care if it’s a guy or a girl but they’d have to be like grrrr because I don’t even wanna date someone who’s not grrr.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
Hi friends, nitw quote bot (tentatively) lives for now. Free api access is allowed for bots that tweet less than 1500 tweets a month. This bot will be able to remain hourly and running with no issue (hopefully) (reuploaded tweet for clarity)
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
10 months
We begin and we end, at night, in the woods.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 month
At the end of everything, hold onto anything.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
3 years
You’re gonna be okay.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
There is a hole at the centre of everything and it is always growing between the stars and I am seeing it. It is coming and you are not escaping. And the universe is forgetting you and the universe is being forgotten and there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
OH MY FUCKING GOD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP POSTING DONT STOP MY GOD FINGERS CROSSED FOR HOURLY UPLOADS FRIENDS
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
But I mean we have to go on right? Obviously the world is seriously screwed up but we’re all gonna die if we don’t keep living.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
hi friends we are so fucking back
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
At the end of everything, hold onto anything.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
14 days
Something broke. In my head. In my life.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
26 days
I am super, super gay.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
26 days
You’re gonna be okay.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
10 months
I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
3 years
I feel like someone else is in my head and my skull is going to explode.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
10 months
At the end of everything, hold onto anything.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
7 months
At the end of everything, hold onto anything.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I don’t care if it’s a guy or a girl but they’d have to be like grrrr because I don’t even wanna date someone who’s not grrr.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
I’m all hyper now. Like dolphins.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I don’t care if it’s a guy or a girl but they’d have to be like grrrr because I don’t even wanna date someone who’s not grrr.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
20 days
College is for losers.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I’m just glad the world includes you, dude.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
10 months
There is a hole at the centre of everything and it is always growing between the stars and I am seeing it. It is coming and you are not escaping. And the universe is forgetting you and the universe is being forgotten and there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do.
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7 months
I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
Ha ha ha. Oh dear. ‘I am super, super gay.’
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
Gregg rulz ok
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
Everything is dying or dead already.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I think my note about like being strong and good. ‘And gay as hell, apparently.'
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
19 days
Got cups on my ears.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
7 months
And Mae, you’ve gone through a lot of life changes recently and… I dunno… stress does weird things to people.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
7 months
Gregg rulz ok
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
10 months
Gregg rulz ok
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
hi friends, I hate having to make this tweet so often but the bot has failed. again. microsoft has ceased functionality on twitter. it's so hard to stay silly in these conditions
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
Okay I am going to lay on my bed and die probably.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
My dad used to hit me a lot and my mom was probably worse. She like wouldn’t feed me, which is why I really like cooking now haha. She’d like shove me into the pantry and slam the door really hard and all the stuff would fall off the shelves on top of me.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I think I pretty much love Gregg more than anyone ever.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
5 months
We begin and we end, at night, in the woods.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I want to leave you all with a non-bot account that gives me joy! Maybe it’ll give you all joy as well :3 I love @plounce (catcrumb) they draw adorable little crumbs and although this account may come to a close, maybe catcrumb will give you some delight
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
We did not create the stars or name them but we had these autumn afternoons and found them together. Isn’t that something?
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
8 months
Welcome home, Mae.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
9 days
Everything is dying or dead already.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
6 months
At the end of everything, hold onto anything.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
Even if this was somehow all in your head, which it isn’t, I would still back you to the actual god’s honest end.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
6 months
We begin and we end, at night, in the woods.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
Hi, I’m Mae! I dropped out of college earlier this week! And now I’m in the woods! Drinking!
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
I wanted someone to notice things aren’t OK.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
7 months
I am super, super gay.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
I’m just glad the world includes you, dude.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
What a weird fall it’s been.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
The world is ending Mae, of *course* there’s dancing.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
I don’t care if it’s a guy or a girl but they’d have to be like grrrr because I don’t even wanna date someone who’s not grrr.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
I don’t care if it’s a guy or a girl but they’d have to be like grrrr because I don’t even wanna date someone who’s not grrr.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 month
Until that happens I want to hope again and I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something it means I am… something, at least.
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9 months
Gregg rulz ok
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
The woods will never be the same, man. I changed them.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
Something broke. In my head. In my life.
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7 months
I don’t care if it’s a guy or a girl but they’d have to be like grrrr because I don’t even wanna date someone who’s not grrr.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
7 months
There is a hole at the centre of everything and it is always growing between the stars and I am seeing it. It is coming and you are not escaping. And the universe is forgetting you and the universe is being forgotten and there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
8 months
Ha. Heh. *Sniff* *Sob*
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
Like we’re pattern-finders, and we’ll find patterns. And we like really put our hearts and minds into it. And even if we don't mean to. So I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
Until that happens I want to hope again and I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something it means I am… something, at least.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
Until that happens I want to hope again and I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something it means I am… something, at least.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
9 months
I’ve had a really tough year, Mom.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
9 months
We begin and we end, at night, in the woods.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
9 months
There is a hole at the centre of everything and it is always growing between the stars and I am seeing it. It is coming and you are not escaping. And the universe is forgetting you and the universe is being forgotten and there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 days
Wife long gone, kids don’t care. Tunnel fish are always there.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
College is for losers.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
11 months
I’m just glad the world includes you, dude.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
10 months
Germ is good. Germ is a good man.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
There is a hole at the centre of everything and it is always growing between the stars and I am seeing it. It is coming and you are not escaping. And the universe is forgetting you and the universe is being forgotten and there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
6 months
At the end of everything, hold onto anything.
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7 months
I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
Crimes?
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6 months
I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
‘Did you ever tell anybody?’ I never did.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
10 months
I’m so scared all the time and the fear *hurts*.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
Hi friends, :3 we stay silly
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
We’ve been best friends since forever you big dumb idiot.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
Until that happens I want to hope again and I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something it means I am… something, at least.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
There is a hole at the centre of everything and it is always growing between the stars and I am seeing it. It is coming and you are not escaping. And the universe is forgetting you and the universe is being forgotten and there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
30 days
This blows. Why are things weird. Why doesn’t this feel good. Everything’s stupid.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
2 years
You’ve been… oh god… oh no… Casey?
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
7 months
I am super, super gay.
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Night in the Woods Quote Bot
1 year
My dad used to hit me a lot and my mom was probably worse. She like wouldn’t feed me, which is why I really like cooking now haha. She’d like shove me into the pantry and slam the door really hard and all the stuff would fall off the shelves on top of me.
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I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends.
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