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Natalie Johnson

9 months

Hands down the best New Year’s Eve of my life. Best decision of my life was leaving DC and becoming a ski instructor in Wyoming. Never been happier. Happy 2024, y’all!

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Natalie Johnson

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3 years

Two puppuccinos please, sir.

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3 years

R. Kelly, who was found guilty of trafficking underage girls as young as 14 for sex, is also still on Spotify.

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Bill Cosby still has all of his stuff on Spotify and they're focusing all their energy on Joe Rogan

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Hey @jack , when can we expect the permanent ban of Lincoln Protect?

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

I don’t care who you vote for, surreptitiously recording a “friend” who’s venting to you in confidence and then leaking it to the press for clout is gross.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

I will never understand the people who stand by and film while someone is being assaulted two feet away. Mohammad Anwar needed help, but people were too busy filming and gawking to intervene. He deserved better.

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2 years

NPR describing Fidel Castro vs. NPR describing Shinzo Abe posthumously.

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

I see a scared kid. Wtf is wrong with you people.

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1 year

Veep is a documentary.

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Natalie Johnson

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3 years

@NPR Ukrainians are fighting for their lives, taking up arms, and building homemade Molotov cocktails to fight Russians who are invading their homes and your first thought is, "How can we comfort Americans who are watching the news from their couch 5,000 miles away."

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Hahaha holy shit, this can’t be serious.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

I, too, look like I’m about to puke when listening to AOC speak.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

who did this

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Natalie Johnson

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5 months

Two failed marriages, one failed engagement, zero close friends, and 36 staff members gone in less than two terms…maybe the problem is ~*you*~

Nancy Mace trashes 'sabotaging' trove of former staffers

Mace told DailyMail.com her new staff are still repairing the damage left behind by her 'sabotaging' former aides.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Natalie Johnson

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1 year

Lady, you bought a multimillion dollar home a block from the Capitol within six months of getting elected and then lied to press about living in your office. Please.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

CANCEL 👏🏼 BAR 👏🏼 TABS 👏🏼

Rep. Ilhan Omar

@Ilhan

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

I think I was just MeToo’d by a vegetable.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Oh, we’re doing this again?

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4 years

John Legend: Americans may have to think about leaving country if Trump reelected

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

As bad as you think your day was, at least you didn’t literally shart on live television.

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Natalie Johnson

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3 years

Hey @MLB , how are the voter suppression laws in China?

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

Noah Feldman is that guy at the party who traps you in a corner and screams above the music to brag about his performance on the debate team a decade ago.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

I’m beginning to think that the cartel is running America’s biggest newsrooms.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

Oh look, just the co-founder of Vox advocating for Dems to withhold emergency coronavirus funding to own Trump. Disgusting.

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Natalie Johnson

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3 years

It’s humiliating enough for a woman to be conducting Toobin’s first interview after he was caught masturbating on a work zoom, but to make her, *not him*, detail the ordeal for an audience is disgraceful.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

The House tunnels are completely covered with thank you notes to our Capitol Police. For all its faults, God I love where I work.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

My dad just pulled out his “brand new” Woodford Reserve and there’s about a quarter left. I’m all about due process, but my 16-year-old brother is looking very guilty & Thanksgiving is officially lit.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Current scene: Sitting next to my dad reading his 18 font Fox News, while telling me the country has turned into “a bunch of candy asses.”

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

The party of acceptance doesn't sound very accepting.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

AOC implying @DanCrenshawTX , who served combat tours in both Iraq and Afghanistan (where he lost an EYE) in the wake of 9/11, hasn’t done enough for the victims of September 11 terrorist attack is astounding, though not shocking.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

The CDC is made up of people who reminded the teacher about the homework after she forgot.

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5 years

Tempted to have a bite of batter while baking? Raw dough and batter are never safe to eat, even if they don’t contain raw eggs. Learn more: .

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

You’ve got to be shitting me.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

This woman sits on House Foreign Affairs.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

This is Oliver, he’s 9 weeks old, and I love him.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Biden’s “new” national security plan is literally detailed on the first page of the 2018 National Defense Strategy under...Trump.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

“You’re upside down, Tom.”

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

@Ocasio2018 For one, this statement is the biggest disservice to women who want to be taken seriously in politics, but more importantly, you’re undermining women who have been sexually harassed. How dare you.

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Natalie Johnson

@nataliejohnsonn

4 years

It’s not even 9am and @yashar already sent this to me captioned “here’s your future.”

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

I’d be pounding shots if I was 0% in the polls too.

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Natalie Johnson

@nataliejohnsonn

2 years

Meanwhile, today in Navy Yard. Thank god for our no-chase law, right @MayorBowser ?

Mayor Muriel Bowser

@MayorBowser

2 years

My message is clear: the state of Washington, DC is strong.

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Natalie Johnson

@nataliejohnsonn

3 years

24 members of Congress were shot at. A member of leadership had a bullet put in him. It was talked about for 2 weeks. There were no anniversaries. No Hamilton actors singing songs. Jan. 6 was a dark, embarrassing day. People are rightfully angry with the disparity in coverage.

Maggie Haberman

@maggieNYT

3 years

He’s arguing the shootings didn’t get much coverage? Pretty sure they were a huge story.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

Honest question: Did a single reporter ever ask a sitting Democrat whether or not they’d become a “shill” for Obama?

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5 years

Ted Cruz refusing to answer if he has become a shill for ⁦ @realDonaldTrump ⁩

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

Andrew Yang is the only likable person on this stage.

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

. @benshapiro is “intellectually lazy” and “vapid,” he says. *checks bio*

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Someone should probably inform her of the coronavirus pandemic going on.

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Natalie Johnson

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3 years

Just came across this photo from my favorite brewery in Virginia. Absolutely gut wrenching. God bless our Marines. #SemperFi #tilvalhalla

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Natalie Johnson

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2 years

@TaylorLorenz @libsoftiktok You need help.

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2 years

it gets so much worse. i have confirmation from @libsoftiktok that @taylorlorenz knocked on her relative’s door today in addition to calling her family members. this woman doxxes and harasses people constantly, but god forbid you send her a mean tweet.

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

why are conservatives obsessed?

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

@sianoresist If you’re a man telling women what they should think and who they should vote for, you are the problem and you clearly hate women who don’t fit in the little box you’ve built for them.

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Natalie Johnson

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1 year

My favorite “insult” people like to throw at me is that I worked for Liz Cheney. I’ll always be proud to have her name on my resume, what a queen. 👑

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@noahmtweets

1 year

Liz Cheney's take on Jim Jordan is correct

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

A 12-year-old boy who survived yesterday’s school shooting told CNN he grabbed a baseball bat in his class when he first heard gun shots. “If I was going to go, I wasn’t going to go without a fight.” 12.

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Natalie Johnson

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2 years

In case you’re wondering how dating in DC is going, a guy asked to take me to Tyson’s mall as a second date (?) to which I sarcastically asked if he was buying me Panda Express for dinner. He got mad.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

I always thought I was needy for affection and then I adopted Daisy

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Natalie Johnson

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3 years

Adult: Buying yourself a new tv Not adult: Taking zero measurements beforehand

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Natalie Johnson

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3 years

@ScottNevins You mean this racist tweet? But because you’re liberal this is okay?

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

There's so much bullshit in this "COVID relief" package that I just now discovered Dems slipped in $500 million to more than double the budgets of FEDERAL art programs. Aka art programs that saw ZERO drop in revenue due to COVID or otherwise because they are FEDERALLY funded.

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

Thank goodness for unions, amiright!?

New York Daily News

@NYDailyNews

6 years

Bronx teacher who performed oral sex on 14-year-old gets 10 years probation, avoids jail, keeps teaching certificate

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Every single journalist or media outlet that reported last week that America surpassed China in coronavirus outbreaks should issue a retraction right now.

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BREAKING: China has concealed the extent of the coronavirus outbreak in its country, under-reporting both total cases and deaths, the U.S. intelligence community concluded in a classified report

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Natalie Johnson

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3 years

Oh man, this broke my heart. #tilvalhalla

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

Ilhan Omar currently on CNN defending her now infamous Israel tweet: “I don’t know how my comments could be offensive to Jewish-Americans.” Zero pushback on that from either anchor.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Let me say for the billionth time: Reporters don't root for a side. Period.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

ZERO Election Day votes have been counted yet. This is purely conjecture and insanely irresponsible.

Chad Pergram

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4 years

"The Fox News Decision Desk can now project that former Vice President Joe Biden will win the state of Arizona, dramatically narrowing the president’s pathway to reelection. It is the first state of the night where Trump loses a state he won in 2016." 11 electoral votes for Biden

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

I’m not a geologist, but I think those are trees.

James Comey

@Comey

6 years

So many questions.

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6 years

My roommate who had portrait mode moved out so I had to buy the new iPhone to avert a disruption to Daisy’s lucrative modeling career.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

Either I'm blind or hanging out at the wrong bars.

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5 years

The issue is not Bernie’s support for dictatorships. The issue is Republicans pointing out Bernie’s support for dictatorships.

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If Sen. Sanders wins the nomination, some Democrats worry President Trump will hammer him on his long-buried words in defense of governments in Nicaragua, Cuba and the USSR.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

Nothing to see here, just @verge doing the Chinese government’s work for them.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

My boss voted to certify the election results. She’s since called out & condemned the domestic terrorists who attacked our Capitol on Wednesday. This is what my DMs have looked like since.

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6 years

Live footage of Beto’s first time touching a weight.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

This is quite possibly the best DM slide I’ve ever received.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

Overheard on the Hill: “If this comes down to every man for himself that would really suck for me. I have no skill sets.”

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5 years

“We are living in an authoritarian state under Trump,” she tweets freely with no fear of government retribution.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

Instead of the Baghdadi video, Trump should release footage of the Good Boy who chased the ISIS leader into a tunnel eating a steak dinner and receiving lots of belly rubs.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Hey Parker, it’s both! Cannon was evacuated due to a nearby bomb threat well BEFORE insurrectionists ever stormed the Capitol. We then returned to our building, which at no point was breached by rioters. Maybe brush up on your timeline of events before coming after my boss.

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Natalie Johnson

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6 years

Thank god Congress abolished hate today.

Peter J. Hasson

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6 years

Ilhan Omar just retweeted an attack on the late Sen. John McCain that calls @MeghanMcCain 's concern about anti-Semitism "faux outrage"

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4 years

Judge Barrett is all of us: "I did have a glass of wine, I can tell you I needed that at the end of the day."

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Natalie Johnson

@nataliejohnsonn

6 years

My father is a personal trainer. I believe in leg day.

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸

@AndrewYang

6 years

My father has a PhD in Physics. I believe in science.

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4 years

This was literally the 2018 National Defense Strategy. This is not a "shift."

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

To the journos readying their “why this doesn’t really matter” takes, remember these names: James Foley Steven Sotloff Peter Kassig Muadh al-Kasasbeh The list goes on. Hundreds of thousands of innocent people were brutalized at the direction of Al-Baghdadi. This is a win.

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3 years

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that Kamala Harris’ one hour of being President — the first woman to ever be designated presidential power — took place on International Men’s Day, during the 79-year-old male president’s colonoscopy exam.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

The more time that passes since Wednesday’s siege, the worse my anxiety gets. It’s hard to describe the sheer fear of being locked in an office hearing nothing but incessant sirens, not knowing where the rioters were headed next & if that was to us.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

Going through a rough time, could use some love and support ❤️

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@AOC Hi, D.C. native here 🙋🏼‍♀️ It’s been flooding like this for at least the two and a half decades I’ve been alive. Do better.

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I finally received my replacement iPhone. Excited, I texted a group chat of what I thought were my college girlfriends (none of my contacts had synced), “I’m back bitches!” Turns out it was a group chat comprised of my mom’s entire side of the family. Lit.

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5 years

Nothing cures depression like the sun setting at 5pm.

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My god, Biden wants to free Manafort!!!

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Me on snapchat trying to be cute & profound at 2 am after one too many vodka sodas while stuffing my face with pizza.

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This woman with her three little kids told MSNBC that she and her neighbors are staying in Wilmington despite Florence because she feels "there's strength in numbers." It's a hurricane Becky, not a late night walk through an alley.

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Natalie Johnson

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Within a three-day span @juliaioffe has: • Blamed the Pittsburgh shooting on Jews. • Said she feels less safe as a reporter in the US than Russia, where dozens of journalists have been killed since Putin took power. • Said Trump has radicalized more people than ISIS.

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6 years

Whoever wrote the New Green Deal deserves a job at the Onion.

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Natalie Johnson

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5 years

@AOC You literally thanked Jerry Nadler not even five days ago for accepting YOUR comparison of detention facilities to the Holocaust. Step off.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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Thank you, @RepJerryNadler .

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4 years

I’m just happy we solved poverty.

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5 years

Tucker Carlson tonight: “Iran is a great country with a tremendous history and not a threat to the U.S.”

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5 years

Newsweek does AOC’s bidding. AOC uses Newsweek to defend her flub. Newsweek gets called out. Newsweek quietly changes their headline.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

On Biden’s second day in office, the U.S. was already well on track to meet his goal of “100 million vaccines in 100 days.” The infrastructure was already in place, thanks to the previous administration. Meeting this goal wasn’t a Biden accomplishment. It was Trump.

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6 years

And marry standup guys like Keith Ellison, Bill Clinton, and Ted Kennedy!

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3 years

@AC360 @DrLeanaWen Weird, the Fauci cultists told us it was settled.

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Natalie Johnson

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4 years

Katie Hill used her position of power to prey on and coerce younger subordinates into sexual relationships. If she were a man she'd be ostracized into oblivion, rightly so. Instead, the media has largely made her into a martyr. She is absolutely not a hero.

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Natalie Johnson

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UPDATE: For those willing and able to offer this sweet pup a home, please DM me or email jillianhtar @gmail .com. Sylvia was abandoned with her siblings in a Puerto Rico forest. Though her back legs are paralyzed, she loves playing fetch, tug-of-war, and receiving cuddles. 💕