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Breaking down United's squad for Ruben Amorim. Which players should see huge benefit in his system after not being in necessarily their best position, and which players are there potential question marks over? Reasoning explained within...

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Iqbal is class. Really impressive.

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Imagine if it was Harry Maguire leaving the stadium before the final whistle.

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Todd Boehly is now weighing up a bid for Sir Jim Ratcliffe target Manchester United.

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Wan bissaka contribution cannot be underrated. He has been STUNNING.

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Those thighs are needed at RW next season.

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Here's a Copenhagen player in an offside position, interfering with Onana's line of sight for goal 1.

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Amrabat had 72 touches that half. That's like 10 Mctominay halves.

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How’s Casemiro this good at CB as well?

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THE BEST URUGUAYAN ON THE PITCH SCORES! PELLISTRIIII

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Piers Morgan teasing tonights video release the way he did, when it's Ronaldo sharing the pain of losing his child, is crass beyond belief.

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2 years

Martinez set the tone with the aggression from minute one, and it is infectious. Difference maker today.

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No worries lad I’d have been arrested for my celebration.

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🚨 Amad Diallo: “I forgot the first yellow so I’m disappointed in that.” #MUFC

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Ben White drags back a brentford player with an arm around the neck during the scuffle. No red card. Weird.

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Ole has saved United from becoming Arsenal.

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DONE.

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Siuuuuuuuuuuued.

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What is funny is 50m euros being accepted for the best young CB talent in Europe but 50m pounds isn't enough for Branthwaite.

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Ralf with an absolute banger of a press conference here.

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👋

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Barcelona have told Frenkie De Jong they will not be giving him lunch or snacks in the cafeteria if he is still at training.

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2 years

Hey premier league. Explain. Hands to Fred’s face v grabbing a collar?

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3 years

Best wishes to @Cristiano his wife, his kids and family.

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3 years

Thank you Matic for your years here at Manchester United. ❤️

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4 months

Incredible job by Ralf Rangnick, revolutionizing Austria, and bringing them from a RO16 exit to Italy to a RO16 exit to Türkiye. 👏

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3 years

Don't idolize celebrities.

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2 years

Garnacho impressive, and I see exactly why Ten Hag wanted Martinez. Very very good and ridiculously composed on ball.

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2 years

Only thing Pogba could’ve done worse for his image is refer to 350k/week as “nothing”. Poor guy is suffering on holiday half the year, and playing football the other half while the people paying his paycheck slog and work 40-80 hours a week for less than 1% if that.

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1 year

Congratulations Arteta and Arsenal on matching Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s managerial accomplishments.

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2 years

Martinez done deal.

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🥵

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3 years

I can’t believe Ole has gotten lucky for 28 straight away games. 😡

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3 years

Feel sick, man.

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3 years

Everything I’m hearing right now leads me to believe United are far from finished after Varane. They still want Declan Rice and they can afford it without selling Pogba, due to well structured payment plans on Sancho and Varane (when completed).

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Hadn’t seen this angle before… that crazy. Clear penalty. Did the same thing to Evans for Rice’s goal too. Ridiculous.

𝗥𝘂𝘂𝗱’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱

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🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

It sounds like Ronaldo knows who the next manager is.

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Trent sleeping for a goal in the CL final who could’ve seen that 🤐

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3 years

Honestly Fred is having a fucking game today. Talk about energy and effort.

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Even more impressive they’ve done so while losing 4 games ago.

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🔵🎞️ Manchester City have broken Man United’s record for longest unbeaten run in Champions League history with 26 wins. Special night for #MCFC . ✨

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2 years

Martinez very close. United increased their offer.

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2 years

For the life of me I cannot believe Pogba thought this documentary was a good idea. All it’s done is completely reinforce every idea anyones ever had about him valuing money and his brand over football.

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3 years

One of Maguire’s best qualities is availability.

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Sincerely can’t believe that United are signing Casemiro still.

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3 years

Thank you Ole.

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2 years

Me to this season.

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3 years

If Ronnie isn't announced on the pitch with Fergie, United don't know what they're doing.

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2 years

Nunez goal and assist, Haaland draws a penalty and scores. United forced to play with a false 9 keeping Eriksen out of midfield, and considering a bid for Arnautovic. Alright.

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2 years

Martinez is looking good.

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Sancho looks worth every penny. Only took some common sense to see he would take a little time to get going, but this is who he is. MOTM and absolutely outstanding recently.

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3 years

Might be Pogba’s best game in a United shirt.

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2 years

Wan bissaka is doing very well again. Don’t think he should be sold.

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3 years

Thank you Juan ❤️

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If Ten Hag comes in, he will want Antony.

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Kovar sold to Leverkusen reportedly for about €9m, including a buyback and right of first refusal. Fantastic deal for United, and for Kovar. With the possibility of bringing him back if he fulfills what looks to be great potential. United moving DIFFERENT this summer.

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If you’re wondering why Fred won motm - he has won 10, yes 10, tackles today. Continues to be underrated, won the ball for the second goal, created a few chances, and has 84% passing. Been a good bounce back game from him.

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De Jong looking good friends.

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Martinez and Fred, absolute warriors from the moment United went down to 10. Unhappy with the circumstances but very happy to get the win. Sabitzer/Fred duo I think might just work out for 2 games vs Leeds.

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2 years

My captain.

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Going to be unpopular, but by default I can’t side with a player who can’t be bothered to show up for training. Don’t care what their name is.

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Sancho is a good footballer.

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Unveil him in full kit at home vs Newcastle. You'll hear the noise in Australia.

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Garnacho has it doesn’t he.

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A very likely relevant flight from Amsterdam to Manchester takes off in about 3 hours.

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CITY ARE OUT.

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Only 1 United player called up to England 🫣

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3 years

Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo for under 125m pounds. What on earth.

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2 years

Sancho won United this game.

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FERGIE TIMES LIVES AGAIN.

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Casemiro comes on and his first 3 touches are just beauties 😂

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Put Bruno in the middle and he delivers. Ten Hag I hope you’re watching too 😂

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Ten Hag is the boss, and he’s made it very very clear on multiple occasions that he runs the show and owns the locker room, not any player or faction. The fans and club need to back him over anyone, for United to have a chance at turning around the failures of the last decade.

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Pay attention @ManUtd , this team down 3-1 to Moyes made us look amateur with basic football.

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2 years

Not Malacia’s best game, just needs to calm down a bit. The aggression is good but it’s playing against him.

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2 years

100m down the drain 😅

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Expecting this tomorrow, which also could be the Starting XI for the first game of the season. Thoughts?

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2 years

Hardly a fault in anyone tonight. Martinez my motm. But a fantastic game from Bruno, Rashford, Varane, Malacia… just excellent. Martial did VERY well when he came on.

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This is the most AWB picture I’ve ever seen.

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2 years

Not a good performance but Sociedad did absolutely nothing. Penalty was a disgrace. Very poor performances from Ronaldo, Fred, Casemiro, Antony and Elanga.

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Welcome Christian Eriksen. That’s my kit for the season then. One of my favorite players of all time. 😁

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It would take a decade to get the players for Ten Hag’s system.

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Martinez playing 10 feet tall today.

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90% of our squad after their first training with Ralf.

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Let Ronaldo take a short trip to Portugal before Tuesday’s game as well.

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Ralfs 2 subs win the game for United. 🤫🤫

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Southgate seeing Rashford and Sancho purely as players to take a penalty and not with the ability to influence a game like this is vomit inducing.

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Tielemans can't replace Frenkie. He can't even play over Fred in the setup Ten Hag has been deploying.

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The long term implications of paying 100m for Antony are kinda scary.

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Got just a hint of this since pre season and it was special… can’t wait for Saturday.

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2 years

@elonmusk Elon this is a legally binding intent to purchase, it’s a new law in the inflation reduction act.

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3 years

Looks like Brentford dominated once again. What a team. What a manager.

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3 years

Buying from the Portuguese league just works.

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2 years

We need it.

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3 years

If Leeds go down we should be all over Raphinha in addition to a striker.

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2 years

Practicing actual final third attacking patterns with Sancho on the right… I’m fully ready to get hurt again. I’m even believing in Tony Martial right now.

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Those colors are absolutely GODLIKE trolling.