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@mphiletm
LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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Nje
@ProfFeynman
Prof. Feynman
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If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room. 🧠
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@Rele_Glo Savanna
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@I_am_Bucie My sister died in 2011 left a 13 old month baby....she's been my baby since....one day I told her, her mom came to visit ( I dreamt of her) ....she asked me to tell her more about her mom. It broke my heart πŸ’”....she is turning 16 this year and doing Grade 11.
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@abheromhoro1 "Very big" was not necessary in the message 😊
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Hlanga_O I once did that to my brother, years back atsi lipapa liluhlaza, I took the food threw it to the bin….his mother gave him hers sekuphela. He never complained ngekudla lokubi
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@k_mfundopraise Why would you go drink someone's money, go check in a hotel naye....nawe. You brought yourself to this maan....girls please stay at home ...yooo. umdzabule ngemphama nawumbona
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@ZeeRight Are you talking about my step mom? I would choose her over my own mother anyway.
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@UKZN Some just chopped onions…lomake is really really happy. I pray uNono athole umsebenti Nkosiyami and spoil mama
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Mastos_TM No maan, girl meant jail time kutsi yena must now stay upstairs, closed up till meeting is over
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@TheRealMotase Im 40+ I have real grandkids, my daughter brought them on Wednesday. The youngest woke up at 2, told me her ear is sore....now she is playing....im tired. Bajika Monday ...
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@WhyUfikelate The guy is a musician was in the hood, playing at a local playground...I was out with my twins, and asked for a picture. I dont know that child at the back....there were other people there. I am the woman ...
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Mpumiln It takes a lot for a woman to pack....we don't just quit
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@Malopethuso @lerato_mol I didn’t mean to laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@ZwaneSiguqa For my first job, we didnt have a phone at home and there were no cellphones. I would put my neighbors phone number. They would come to fetch me for every call.
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@TholahNdlovu Asiliboni....nobani? 🀣🀣
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@Madlala_TM Thembinkosi Thembinkosi Thembinkosi, do you know Sizwe owns a...never mind
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Bonisile_RMS I Bcc'd someone....ngifuna alone my conversation with my boss....I was then going to tell him on the side kutsi what's happening. He responded to all....I took a leave.
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@MichaelBucwa 45? Imphandla lengaka?
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@ImcocoMash I’m crying already...I joined with a thousand last week, and I was told am going to get R6k in three days....I’m now told the train is not moving. I just can’t breathe 😰😰😰
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@healing_with_mo I think I was a Khanya in my first marriage....it took me 10 years to be this beautiful girl that I am.
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@coach_lauram My daughter will be turning 10 this year, it was C-section, my baby sister was taking a video….utsi when the lady who was working on my baby started beating her little feet, turning her upside down she knew there was a problem…utsi I never cried to God lk I did…God listenedπŸ™πŸΏ
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@MogonoNkele She is a South African sis, and she had told friends and family she is landing at 12 yesterday. Some one went to report immediately
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@DebraMoima1 ...and they are not lying
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@ChrisExcel102 Every nail polish πŸ’… is cutex and every tissue oil is bio oil 🀞🏿
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@_BlackZA Or when he wants you back after a break up
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@PkKhanya I work with li 2000, she will be 24 and her son is 6
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@PhilMphela Don’t block me Phillip I love you, but I want to ask? Is it not because of the head size😊
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@MotleKaBotle πŸ’” I was once in your shoes, but it was in Swaziland πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώβ€¦The father of the last born lied about where he was from, but we eventually found him. They had a very good relationship with my niece. He died when she was 11, she is 13 now… My sister died and left her ana 9 months
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@mckobola My dad died early shame. I was in boarding school, everytime he was in that time, he would passby angiphe iR5
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@wanga_matt When we still had that gate, my husband knew kutsi angehli… he would open, drive in and close…hha
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@__gwiitsiwi I am the glue that’s holding my nieces, nephews and my kids together. My siblings died and left me with 2 kids each. At young age myself I became a mother to them. My eldest niece is married now. Nabaya ekhaya baya kamamncane….I’m only 40, but sengingu gogo
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@bhekukamo Is this what you can say about me vele Sphiwe...I dump thee
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@BellaNonti @leedipogiso @Merc_Apo I don’t think you laughed as hard as me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Anele I’m married to ihobo enjalo πŸ˜­β€¦.get out of my house. Next month I’m getting out for good….
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@moza_onassis But his wife died, he will surely need a partner...and I am here partnerless. Will DM you for his numbers, ok?
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@MartinMaitu @WentzelMalcolm Thats why Im stuck in this job of mine....the environment is so lekker, but yerrrr I earn peanuts, I stay in Springs I work in Pretoria....I love my job
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Lesedii_28 Someone said i post too much on WhatsApp...i blocked him, for his sanity 😊
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Bonisile_RMS Yati tsine we are a peaceful nation yewena Bonisile. Khuteka ☹️
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🀣🀣🀣🀣 wow
@destinyzee
Miss Ziprusha
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Tweet media one
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@bryannkosinathi I always date away from home, so that wjen O leave you, I leave you with the embarrassment ang I know chances of me seeing you after are
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@BoetBayanda I am that wife, that mother… my daughter and husband always hleba me. πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@thobani22412518 Such a cutey.....sorry butiπŸ’”
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@DubazanaLindo At work....when it packs you during the people (ikupakishe) and leaves out your bag 🀣🀣
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@ChrisExcel102 No comment πŸ₯³
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@KaroroMitchelle Im tired of being single, please dont remind me of why I'm single nje
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Mzulu__ @Hlanga_O You learnt your lesson….majina now, my brother’s wife is not even a good cook. He would be abusing that poor woman now…β™₯️β™₯️
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Tumi_Chikita I think he meant ashamed….did he say it in English?
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Yanga_Co Amadoda angabheji🀞🏿.....ujole nemuntfu 2 years, and he is not talking future, Ai πŸ˜ͺ
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@DR_CEO_ Isley brothers guy....you remember him
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@TshepiMoremong I was going to do it, and also offer to do salads....go there earlier so you help him prepare. Nishelwa njani nine...ahlantela labanganamabhodo struu
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@JoyBlackZA @mbalis_bakery I always park at Carlton….there are real nice thing at Small, ngiyaya this Saturday
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Yanga_Co Discrimination, I’m no Xhosa but I’m following everyone who will comment here
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Nzulu_ I wanted to have 1 child nje emhlabeni, but a colleague told me the best gift I could gift my son was to give him a sibling…I know it’s the best thing I did for himβ™₯️ I wish I had a sister
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@neliswa__ngada Just so you know 🀣🀣🀣
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@poobie_pillay I saw by Wonderboom junction the other day
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@ChrisExcel102 I think you know this girl personally…why athule 🧐
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@therealxolo Bakushaye still
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Vandal707 I'm in this new situationship, i heard him call me nga my first name....I told him i thought you didn't know my name😎
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@lebohang__m I only buy when its on sale...it was R100 for 2 last 3 weeks eCheckers
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@destinyzee I once saw a picture from ESwatini, the police van got stuck in the mud, the prisoners were helping the police to push it out...and after bagibela and they dropped back etilongweni.
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Tumi7698 You were supposed to chew it first, and spit in the cup…we can’t teach you everything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@MaabuleM @mohale_motaung @ShowmaxOnline im your friend ...we believe him
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@MkondeKitha ...if against all odds was a person!! Congratulations babes
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@IamMzilikazi Im at the airport...reporting live, ready with my Alcatel to capture everything for you guys😎
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@ShiloteW i know a couple ko kasi, they were my neighbors ...the woman died in 2020, they had only one child. I only knew last year that the guy is not the boy's biological father, but he still stays with him.
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@MandlaJivindava I am that black parent
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Michael_Bucwa But wena you dont follow nje
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@lindo_ntusi I'm starting next Monday...it's my last day today with my employer of 3 years. Bazowuthola
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@ramelafana @Am_Blujay @IOL The person who took this picture, was taking DR Nandi amused by her beautiful skin; and when she posted the picture on Twitter, people recognized Bester. That's how it happened. Yes we thank her for the picture kakhulu the people on the App
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@Mazet_CPT @TboozeSA You underpaying Milano though 😏 I’m her lawyer, we suing you madam or CCMA??
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@DJZinhle I love your humor and your authenticity…ngoba wow wena sisi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@MasekoValenciaN It's how he is mizing everyone 🀣🀣🀣
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
3 years
@Rev_Taps15 @Phislash And the other day I posted looking for a lift from Pretoria to Benoni (for 3 weeks) ….you didn’t naka me πŸ˜ͺ
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@ms_tourist They offered Lungisani supply of Bokomo Watsi yena ufunani Imali. There was never an agreement ekucaleni, kona loko was courtesy. You know how corporates operate, you draw a strategy that is aligned with budget to execute your action plan...maybe in marketing they have
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@UmqheleG 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Hawu wema... My Swati ass was going to cry....thanks to chilling with Pretorians, i learnt 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@_LeratoMabuza woolworths doesnt have a bakery....when i was young i used to work for cadbury, we would wrap Eclairs for other brands....my mother would just say do you think shoprite has a mayonnaise factory.....so yes I knew
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@destinyzee ...the guy put it wrong, but sonkhe we were taught kutsi fish goes with white wine bakithi. Naye
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
1 year
@Am_Blujay Listen...
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
6 months
@XekiHlongwane God gave him everything maan; voice, looks, brain and and and
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
1 year
@prudence_tsh My no string has started to say "I Love you" ...bjang? Its no string ...
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@SamL17401277 It happened with me....my kids are 13 months apart😊
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@collinstimbela If you were not working before, living on hands out...then boom. God saw me through....its the best thing ever😊
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@MelikhayaL3006 At least I'm not from your hood
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
3 years
@Shamiso_ I wish I could say the same, but it’s fine my kids will say the same about me
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
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@LadyM1306 You are such a good person. May your cup never run dryπŸ₯°
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
4 years
@vuyomse I lost my my daughter and my dad two weeks apart...I don’t wish that pain to anyone....it was just too much but with God, I’m here....
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
2 years
@Bobbysambo @VehicleTrackerz I lowkey want to know
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
4 years
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@mphiletm
LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
1 year
@Ori_RSA But you all acted like she disgusts you....now we all miss her....bo report this account πŸ˜ŽπŸ€—
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@mphiletm
LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
3 years
@RaveleArmani Before you stop, please flirt with me too….my son needs one
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@mphiletm
LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
4 years
@AdvoBarryRoux I honestly don’t want mine to go to school...I’m really scared 😱
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LaMankwembe 🌈🌈πŸ”₯πŸŽŠβ™ οΈ
3 years
@dr_lovelee Dr Sindi and Les Da Chef …. Their death hit me ngingabati..β™₯️β™₯️May they continue to rest
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