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@mookTHEmonster

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well rested bitch

Atl - Nyc
Joined December 2010
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
this little white girl on the train asked her mom "am I going to be white until I die?" Her mom said yes, and the girl is deadass throwing a tantrum lmaoooo
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6 years
I'm smoking with my neighbor and this nigga like "ay, imma be right back" He leaves and comes back with 4 turtles in a shoe box talking about "look what I found yesterday"
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5 years
Bruh why did Drake end Marvin's Room saying "my white friend said you niggas crazy, I hope no one heard that" LMFAO WHAT ¿¿??
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 years
my bonnet stayed on my head last night so we actually WON’T be having 6 more weeks of winter.
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 months
I just told this nigga “as if” with an attitude and I’m feeling on top of the world. omg white girls really ate with that shit.
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@mookTHEmonster
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8 years
Just witnessed a bitch look at her Bank of America app and had $7.43. Took a deep breath and ordered a $5 shot.
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@mookTHEmonster
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4 years
I hate Atlanta niggas. This guy just told me he’s a scientist on the side and I can’t even tell if he was lying or not.
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@mookTHEmonster
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4 years
Me looking up song lyrics to make sure I’m saying the right words before I tweet it.
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6 years
Where do you find 4 turtles in Harlem
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@mookTHEmonster
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11 months
I do not be letting ppl tell me the same story more than once lol. I will “yea I remember” quick as hell.
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9 years
Tyler perry ugly af http://t.co/O0AdiiOegg
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@mookTHEmonster
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4 years
@RellieRelz 💀💀💀💀 I’m over here thinking he got a terrarium kit at home.
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 months
@EmpressClairefr Omg get real is sooooo delicious!! I’m on it 🫡
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 months
2015 in Atlanta was a different time bruh
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
He shoots porn lol. We dipped.
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@mookTHEmonster
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4 years
@_benjvmins_ !!!! Same energy lmaooo
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@mookTHEmonster
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6 years
@_neezie Omg bruh lmaooo
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 months
@_HollyHefner Oh this is fabbbbb diva!!! Adding to my list ☝🏽✨
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3 months
@hannastasia “Oh that’s rich” is soooo funny to me 😭😭 added!!!
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Niggas be tight when they pouring me shots all night and all I wanna do is hit the quan
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8 years
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
girls y'all ever go into a guy's house and he has tampons, pads, curling irons, toothbrushes, etc? I feel mad weird.
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@mookTHEmonster
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8 years
What is this lmao
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6 years
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@mookTHEmonster
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2 years
@AtlantaHoodH Akbar killing me 😭
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@mookTHEmonster
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6 years
tweet every morning "idk how y'all do that 9-5 shit"
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FINISH THE SENTENCE: If I won the $868 million Mega Millions jackpot this Friday I would _______________.
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@nogumhundo Wrap that shit up, quickly!
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
@ChakaDank On my mom lol
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8 years
2 of my white coworkers got fired today for saying nigga.
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3 years
I don’t get fomo bc in my head I be like “they’re not having that much fun if I’m not there” Delusion > jealousy.
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8 years
@westunder I just be at the wrong place at the wrong time lol
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
@CassieMariee_ LMFAO nigga said he's "apart of the industry" so I left
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@mookTHEmonster
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9 years
Bruh how many ppl can do this live? http://t.co/vShfnfQZ4y
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3 years
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@mookTHEmonster
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8 years
I've been using this lady's pic on my yelp account for the past 3 months & now have so many free food offers. Living it up. Thx Paula
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 years
@janaethebaee I just SCREAMED. I hate Ty**r P*rry so much
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@mookTHEmonster
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6 years
Why do y'all be putting on these thick ass Atlanta accents on social media? You went to Woodward..
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@mookTHEmonster
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4 years
Bc I only post memes on here.
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4 years
@olgasitaa Every nigga down here think they on breaking bad
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@mookTHEmonster
morg
6 years
Idk who needed to hear this but you've got to stop being comfortable where you are. Get rid of things that you don't see in your future including clothes, furniture, dishes, people, weight, etc. Start getting ready for what's coming next.
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5 years
Lmaoooo I was singing my ass off in my mini shower concert this morning and I- lmfaoocnrbwvxidksk
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7 years
Y'ALL! My mom brightened her hair w NO chemicals. She mixed cinnamon, lemon + honey and applies it once a week Week 3:
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 years
@___callmekel LMAOOOOO Kelllll omg I didn’t even know
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
Me scrolling past my nudes trying to show my nail tech the design I want
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9 months
@ohitsfuckinlit Ur so fucking funny bruh omg
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@mookTHEmonster
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2 years
Just negotiated my salary to an amount that I don’t deserve
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@mookTHEmonster
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6 years
3 ppl have already touched my hair & 3 ppl have already gotten their hands slapped
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 years
video screenshots for the kids
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
Looking for a new job. Anyone hiring bad bitches?
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6 years
Girl why did my roommate just ask me if I have a black & mild she can borrow. Sis do I look like I'm on parole? No I don't have no damn black & mild
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 years
Omg Rihanna as Gunna is EVERYTHINGGGG
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
Literally every day of my life niggas remind me why I need to be single
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 years
hey gurl
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
LMFAO why are there white men in my dms telling me to kill myself? How do you block 40 ppl at once?
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
Some trash drunk selfies that I'll never see again
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6 years
My sister had her Broadway debut of the show she's in- Ain't Too Proud and literally looked STUNNING. I'm gagged.
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@mookTHEmonster
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4 years
My resolution for next year is to become delusional. Y’all look like y’all be having so much fun so I’m joining the party!!!
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4 years
Lmao this anybody from Atlanta
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
I never understood why ppl get their dog tattooed on them until I got one. I want a whole sleeve of my bitch lmao
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@mookTHEmonster
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4 years
Looking sneaky as usual
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why am I picturing him smiling hard as fuck under that mask
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Drake spotted leaving his hotel in a dog mask ahead of his upcoming album “For All Dogs.” 📸: @AmerikoVespucci
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I’m at my crib and this nigga was like “damn I’m craving a slushee” and I pulled out my slushee machine 😭 he looked at me like I was a wizard lmaooo
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@mookTHEmonster
morg
2 years
back in my delusional bag 🤪 life is whatever i say it is.
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@mookTHEmonster
morg
5 years
Two men have already told me to smile today. Therefore I refuse to smile for the rest of the week.
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6 years
I love when I can feel my life changing. Ready for a new phase.
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@mookTHEmonster
morg
5 years
Lol I miss my old problems
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@mookTHEmonster
morg
8 years
I wonder if the girl who bought the shot saw the tweet yet
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@mookTHEmonster
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8 years
Flav was on a bean making these nicknames dawg
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@mookTHEmonster
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8 years
I be starting my *calling out of work saturday* cough on Thursday on some dramatic shit.
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 years
As soon as I ate this edible someone put a meeting on my calendar.
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@mookTHEmonster
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7 years
One of my white customers just referred to me as "the one with the crazy hair". 7 white ppl just got cursed out by Atlanta's very own.
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@mookTHEmonster
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3 years
I saw a nigga I used to date at this party yesterday and he pulled me to the side to tell me he hates me omg
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@mookTHEmonster
morg
8 years
When ur talking to ur mom and he say "tell mom in law I said hey"
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7 years
Me my entire shift vs me clocking out
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@mookTHEmonster
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2 years
Under no circumstance should anyone be yelling at me lol. Like I literally can’t name one.
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Name a better duo fr. Quickly.
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9 years
Y did I start crying
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3 years
WHY WOULD YOU SHAVE YOUR BEARD FOR OUR DATEEEEE? I’M LEAVING
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@mookTHEmonster
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6 years
My sister is dead in the LA Times looking bad af omg.
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8 years
When u tryna dap a nigga but he reaches for a hug and his fine friend is watching.
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@mookTHEmonster
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6 years
haven't posted in a while. here are some bad selfies for ya.
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@mookTHEmonster
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6 years
Nigga eats pasta every day and wonders why he's built like a wet ankle sock
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@mookTHEmonster
morg
6 years
HOW DO Y'ALL KNOW YOUR ANGLES 😭😭😭
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6 years
Lmaoooo my mom got me fucked up
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why would I own this shirt forreal 😭
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
I literally love being ignored
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@mookTHEmonster
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4 years
I almost threw up seeing this shit. My sister is FLAWLESS. Jesus.
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@mookTHEmonster
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5 years
I miss the little baby tan I had in Thailand.
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@mookTHEmonster
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8 years
Just got the design internship for PAPER Mag. My day is fucking made.
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6 years
Bruh Thailand is differentttt. Some bars give you a food menu, drink menu + a narcotics menu. got shroom milkshakes and everything
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6 years
I hate going out with loud ass people. Relax bitch we in Barnes and Noble and you yelling
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8 years
Y this bitch got on timb heels ft Lia
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@mookTHEmonster
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6 years
Not missing no meals out here
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@mookTHEmonster
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2 years
damn pisces really be having the sweetest lil hearts. i love yall
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10 years
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