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samantha

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2 years

unfortunately they were right. eating 3 meals a day and exercising and not drinking alcohol and getting 8 hours of sleep does make you feel good

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5 years

the world should have ended in 2012

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samantha

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5 years

not to be dramatic but the thought of spending this much of my life with someone for it to only end in heartbreak terrifies me

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After almost 9 years together, Vanessa Hudgens & Austin Butler have officially called it quits. 💔

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samantha

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8 months

why is it still January. i’ve lived several lives this month

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samantha

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6 years

boys always ask “wyd” it’s never “can i send u money” 😪

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samantha

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5 years

justin bieber’s song “yummy” started the coronavirus

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samantha

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6 years

my friends: me w the aux: alright so this next song makes me wanna throw myself into a river but in a good way

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samantha

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6 years

anyone wanna date so we can do cute fall things together like eat leaves

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samantha

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6 years

a therapist: expensive a box of hair dye: $7

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samantha

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5 years

WHEN SHE LOOKS AT THE MONITOR please i’m crying she’s gonna b such a great momma

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samantha

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6 years

i fucking love CATS like have u seen them?? their noses!!! their lil paws!! their meows! when they do that thing that looks like they’re makin bread!!! ugh

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samantha

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6 years

i can’t wait for spooky month then mashed potato month and finally christmas month

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samantha

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5 years

me: *wakes up* snapchat: on this day 3 years ago u were skinny

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samantha

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6 years

can’t the bread go get itself for once i’m tired

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samantha

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5 years

800 mg ibuprofen has done more for me than any man ever has

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samantha

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5 years

i can’t believe there r women out there who look like this meanwhile i am shaped like a fucking juul

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samantha

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5 years

god i wish this would happen to me

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samantha

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6 years

even tho ur dating me i still won’t believe that u actually like me

𝐈. 𝐌.

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6 years

What’s hard about dating you?

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5 years

i can’t wait to graduate college so i never have to reply to two other discussion posts written by my classmates ever again

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samantha

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2 years

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

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samantha

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4 years

physically i’m here but mentally i’m

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samantha

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5 years

super quick question does anyone know what the point is

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samantha

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9 months

don’t borrow grief from the future babe everything is going to work out the way it’s meant to

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samantha

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6 years

babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight

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samantha

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5 years

oh you “love” music?? then who’s this

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5 years

me: peeing my cat:

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samantha

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6 years

bro but in a flirty way

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samantha

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1 year

in the club naming 5 things i can see 4 things i can feel 3 things i can hear 2 things i can smell and 1 thing i can taste

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samantha

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6 years

me: snapchat: 2 years ago u were skinny

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6 years

anyone wanna drive around n listen to all 5 one direction albums serious inquiries only

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samantha

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5 years

imagine marrying someone u went to high school with n living in the same city u grew up in for the rest of ur life.......... sounds scary as shit

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samantha

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7 years

me: i wanna die me, after a concert: honestly? there’s so much to live for :) like what a high what a rush i can’t believe i get to experience the things i do it’s all worth it

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samantha

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6 years

me: hey :) my crush: the boy i’m ignoring: hi u look so pretty today💓💞💛 here’s this song that made me think of u 💗💘💚💕❤️ what r u doing this weekend 💜❤️💗💕💚💓💚💛💛💛💛💜💛💘

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6 years

somebody else by the 1975

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6 years

Sadness, but make it a pop song

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samantha

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5 years

life used to be so good

isabelle 🧚

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5 years

stan twitter, today marks a whole 7 years since “live while we’re young” was released. how’re we feeling?

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samantha

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5 years

bitches say “i’m fine” then dye their hair pink

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7 years

if u have a crush on me n u aren’t telling me that is literally so rude i need the validation

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5 years

vine was so much funnier and more original than tiktok and i miss her

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samantha

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6 years

someone: *hurts MY feelings* me: i’m sorry

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samantha

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5 years

literally anything: happens me: it’s a Sign

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samantha

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6 years

bro i’m ugly crying this man deserves the entire world n nothing less

The Dodo

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6 years

This man visits dumpsters every single day to pull out abandoned puppies 🙏💗

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samantha

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5 years

i truly genuinely sincerely from the bottom of my heart do not know what the fuck is going on

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samantha

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6 years

some of u really r ur crush’s crush.... like how is that? what is that even like? everyone i like is so out of my league that i have literally never experienced that

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samantha

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2 years

me this morning: spotify wrapped: remember the worst breakup of your life that you went through this year??

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5 years

what a beautiful day for someone to send me $500 for absolutely no reason

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6 years

harry styles looks really good today i haven’t seen him i just know

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6 years

i’m.... how u say..... overwhelmed as fuck n i need a hug

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samantha

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2 years

i was not put on this earth to forgive and forget i was put here to be a hater

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samantha

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5 years

if u litter.......ur ugly. if u don’t care about the planet........ur still ugly. it’s science

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5 years

so i’m doing my makeup and i hear my boyfriend say “that’s u” and i turned around to see him holding my cat up in front of a mirror

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samantha

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1 year

happy national bf day to the 6 month situationship that derailed my life but will live on in my heart forever

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samantha

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6 years

girls who went through a one direction phase r all hot now

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5 years

are u really losing friends or are u just losing the people who were never actually genuine

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samantha

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7 years

i think the worst sin i have ever committed was associating my favorite songs w people who ended up hurting me

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samantha

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6 years

shopping IS a healthy coping mechanism n if u don’t believe me just look how cute i am in my new jeans

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samantha

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6 years

u know what sounds kinda sexy? no one hurting my feelings ever again

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samantha

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3 years

i would rather eat a denim jacket piece by piece than ever have this

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samantha

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6 years

how do u tell someone u miss them n wanna see them without telling someone u miss them n wanna see them

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samantha

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5 years

i may be ugly but i used to be uglier

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samantha

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5 years

hey idk what man needs to hear this but u don’t need to put ur hand around my lower back when ur moving past me

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5 years

i’m not like most girls.... i’m ugly

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samantha

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6 years

remember not everyone is going to think ur pretty n that’s ok they’re wrong though

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samantha

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6 years

bro my boyfriend looks so cute today i haven’t seen him i just know

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samantha

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5 years

my boyfriend looks so cute today i haven’t seen him yet i just know

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samantha

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1 year

the debrief sessions that girlies have after a night out are more important than the state of the union address

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samantha

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5 years

mom will u come pick me up my feelings got hurt again

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samantha

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5 years

u know what’s really sexy???? kindness

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samantha

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2 years

i hope i end up marrying a guy that can cook and will cook yummy meals all the time. also one that won’t cheat on me

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samantha

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6 years

honest to god do men ever shut the fuck up

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samantha

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6 years

does anyone wanna fuck around n hold hands? maybe share music too? idk break my heart if ur wild

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samantha

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6 years

18 weeks until halloween

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samantha

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6 years

sometimes they’re a chef tho

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A rat is a rat

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samantha

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10 months

i love my friends so much i’m so happy we all found each other in this little life

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samantha

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5 years

so i’m sitting there, tears on my titties

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samantha

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6 years

boys r cute but at what cost

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samantha

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6 years

imagine losing an angel like me from ur life.... ugh what a tragedy

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samantha

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6 years

might fuck around n cry again later idk i’m feeling wild

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5 years

one direction was right i am insecure

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samantha

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4 years

i don’t dress for men, i dress so that if i ever run into Harry Styles in public he’ll think my outfit is cool

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samantha

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5 years

now everybody say thank u miss lana del rey

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samantha

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6 years

it’s always “wyd” it’s never “let me send u $100” 😔

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samantha

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10 months

Spotify’s AI dj be like “alright next up let’s take you back to the lowest point you’ve ever been to your life, some of your favorite artists from your trip to rock bottom”

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samantha

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6 years

there’s a certain type of old men who can call u darling n it warms ur heart but then there’s old men who call u darling n it makes u want to call the police

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5 years

me @ myself this week

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samantha

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6 years

so apparently it b like that all the time

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samantha

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5 years

i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus and @MrBeastYT

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samantha

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6 years

my mental health hasn’t been very good lately n i’ve felt very very lonely so if i seem distant or upset just know it’s not u it’s definitely me in my own head n ily

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samantha

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5 years

it’s the bitches who box dye their hair black that have been through the most

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samantha

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6 years

when sean kingston said “she’s indecisive, she can’t decide” i’m she

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samantha

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2 years

dark circles under my eyes because i’m exhausted from being a full time hater

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samantha

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5 years

u know when ur holding hands with someone n u squeeze their hand n they squeeze urs back

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samantha

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6 years

yeah he’s cute but is he nice to his mom

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samantha

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5 years

me telling my my friends friends how much i love them

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samantha

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this has been a tough ass year for me mentally n emotionally but at the end of the day i’ve gotten through it all n i’m becoming myself again, i’m still under the same sky n the same stars n i’m gonna be ok

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samantha

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6 years

the bread has been playing hard to get lately

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samantha

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6 years

fuck ur zodiac sign what’s ur favorite one direction album

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5 years

my boyfriend: me: that’s hot

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samantha

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6 years

if u don’t have a valentine this year just remember it means ur too pretty for anyone

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samantha

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6 years

most importantly men don’t deserve thick eyebrows n long eyelashes

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samantha

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6 years

*me at a concert*: imma keep it real w you this is the best night of my life :) *me at another concert a month later*: imma keep it real w you this is the best night of my life nothing can top tonight *me at another concert*: imma keep it real w you

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