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Grammy nominated phenomenal food eater. | Booking: shunt @paradigmagency .com | Mgmt: jackson @atcmanagement .com

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@MayerHawthorne
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11 years
Packing for 2 months in Europe with the bruh bruh @BrunoMars . This tour is gonna be off the damn door hinges!
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McDonald Trump
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This soul, funk & rap music that we all love, that I make a living from, is Black music. Created by Black people in response to the relentless injustices & violence they face in America. I stand with my Black brothers & sisters in the fight to end racism & police brutality.
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If the drums ain’t right, the whole thang ain’t tight.
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How @MetroBoomin wasn’t even NOMinated for producer of the year is truly infuriating. 10 songs in the hot100 at the same damn time isn’t enough for a nomination??? Anyway he was my producer of the year.
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If you're familiar with me or my music at all, you know this is a tough day. Steely Dan is everything I aspire to every time I write a song.
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7 years
Mega shout out to my brother @BrunoMars for giving a MILLION dollars to Flint water crisis victims. What a mensch. Love you man.
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2 years
Married the woman of my dreams y’all. Love is all right 💗
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Today marks the 10 year anniversary of my debut album A Strange Arrangement. Holy sh!t what a truly unbelievable ride it’s been so far. Music is magic and I still wake up every morning so thankful that I get to make it…
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Grammy nominated recording artist Mayer Hawthorne
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Our president has the emotional and cognitive intelligence of a spoiled 12 year old child.
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7 years
#steelydan was and still is my evaluator of people. "If you don't like Steely Dan, I don't like you."
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2 years
Made the most music of my entire career this year and was a part of so many cool things and still found a way to sneak in a wedding to the woman of my dreams. Can’t wait for y’all to hear everything I’ve been working on. Positivi-ty in 2023 ❤️
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If you can smoke weed and still qualify for the Olympic Games you should win an automatic medal.
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Just heard my own song at @Cheesecake Factory and I am both horrified and overjoyed.
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No justice, no peace. No racist police.
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Major win for women in America tonight 💙 the future is indeed female.
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My 4th studio album was my most personal to date and dealt heavily with my loneliness and search for love in Los Angeles. On its anniversary - I’m happy to report that I’m much less lonely! I’m still so proud of this work and it still feels fresh to me a…
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“It’s good to see ya - lookin’ clean!” “It’s good to be seen! Nah mean??”
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Instagram is not real life, y’all. Don’t get it twisted.
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Fuuuuuuucccckk Mac....
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2 years
OH YAYER NEW MAYER COMING SOON ARE YOU READY
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The ills of the world... they can get you down...
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Happy 4 years of @tuxedo 🎹 more T-Funk comin at ya crazy soon 🖤 📷 @jiro_sc 👘 @mrmontyjackson
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My favorite rapper from my favorite group died today. Rest in peace and love Trugoy the Dove aka Dave. Go listen to De La Soul. Play it for your children and your children’s children. Don’t be a brainwashed follower. ❤️
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Life is just a party and parties weren't meant to last.
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Life too short for shitty coffee
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The current wave of who can make the ugliest dad sneaker is getting truly ridiculous 😂
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If you don’t pronounce @Target “Tarjay” we ain’t cool 🎯
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I wish J Dilla was still alive.
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Have a Mayery Christmas everyone.
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6 years
Just paid $23 for 2 bagels w cream cheese in Brooklyn. Times done changed.
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6 years
What would Nate Dogg do?
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4 years
Just because the constitution guarantees your right to be a selfish asshole, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
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5 years
To all the airlines / rent-a-cars / businesses who just started cleaning/sanitizing their shit - please continue to do so post-pandemic, thanks!
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By the end of the week I'll be done recording two new albums. #workhardplayhard
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10 years
Every day be record store day.
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Please be a hoax please don't be true please please please not prince
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4 years
People really think they can just wish really hard and this shit is gonna go away. It’s not gonna go away!
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4 years
Learn how to play an instrument. Even if you don’t play it publicly or in a “band”. Crawl before you ball. It will really help you make music that doesn’t suck.
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💔
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Lol 😂 this is so good 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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10 years
Be safe out there, America. Stand for love, not hate.
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11 years
Don't EVER fucking question my love and respect for the people who support me.
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Incredible! 😂😂😂 http://t.co/3MvYTZ5tnS
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Life is short. Buy the record.
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Sick about Christina Grimmie. Sending mad love and positivity to her family and a big middle finger to the NRA gun lobby.
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11 years
If I say "I love you", you are the object of my affection and my sentence. #GrammarNerd
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Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya ✌🏼
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At the time it was released, it seemed to get lost in the shadow of the whole Man About Town campaign. But 2 years later I’ve noticed that these songs are some of my most streamed, which tells me you guys really dug it after all 💙 Happy Anniversary #…
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Haters will say it’s photoshop. 🌅 @tuxedo
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4 years
If you are a spokesperson for a weed company, does that make you a smokesperson? (sorry 😩)
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Fux wit the Tux
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NoVax Djokovic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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We’re going back to JAPAN!!! I’m so stoked!! Still some tickets left for Osaka & Yokohama! FULL BAND SHOW HO!!!!!
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8 years
Every vinyl record I've pressed so far (3 more dropping today!) How many can you name?? I love you all and I love records! #RSD17
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11 years
This 80 yr old dude just asked me to join his barbershop quartet. So rad.
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6 years
Wow, I love breakfast
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It’s been a long time nothing happening! ⏰ ANNOUNCING: THE RARE CHANGES TOUR ⏰ Ahhh I can’t wait to see all of you sexy MFs!!! Tickets on sale Wed 7/21 the whistles go woo WOO!
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6 years
Pain + reflection = progress
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4 years
Not the Notorious RBG nooooo no no no :(
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10 years
I will GLADLY donate 2 ALS research (a cause near to me since losing a dear friend to it in 2008), but I'm saving the ice for my gingerale.
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5 years
Love y’all. This is the mood for 2020 so buckle up. M💛H
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💦 Now serving: Mayer Hawthorne "Party of One," Bon appétit! 💦
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Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” remained on the Billboard charts for 741 weeks. From its release in 1973 until 1988.
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Have a very Mayery Christmas everyone. Peace and love.
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10 years
Droppin my new video for "Crime" tmrw morn - directed by Rashida Jonessssss @iamrashidajones
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Congrats to my buddy @Pharrell Williams. http://t.co/EXNdFJLC1A
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These assholes really MOVED the ROSE BOWL to TEXAS because California wouldn’t let them have their super-spreader pathogen playoff 😂 unreal.
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Every professional sound man on earth uses Steely Dan to test the PA. They all got their own song, but it's always Dan. 🔎
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It never fails henny & gummy bears
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When you diss another product to promote your own, you are just telling the world that you're number 2.
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#tbt to when I was A$AP Thorne for a night
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11 years
My sound guy just told me about some weed called Purple Thunderfuck. I got shit to DO today.
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Music is magic
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Congrats to Pacquiao. Mayweather please stand up.
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Travel tip: when boarding the plane, it's important to swing your obnoxiously large purse so as to hit as many ppl in the head as possible.
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Health is wealth
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Still utterly befuddled how the h&m thing got past SO many levels/layers of approval... bewildered! What in the entire fuck!
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Hey ‘19
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I sit alone in my four cornered room staring at candles...
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The dream team performs “Shy” live on Conan May 22 ⚡️ @teamcoco
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Music is so powerful
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This muthafucka trump godDAMNIT.
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My mom & dad stayed up til midnight to watch 💙 @teamcoco @tuxedo @zappband
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Had a ball on Conan last night. Watch it at if it was past your bedtime. @teamcoco @tuxedo @zappband
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7 years
Tom Petty fuck fuck FUCK !!
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11 years
Drowning my sorrows in records.
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Tmrw I will kick off the new year by performing for 115,000 ppl in my home town of Ann Arbor, MI. It doesn't get much better than that.
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5 years
Watching @stephencurry30 play basketball is a real joy and a privilege. High art.
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12 years
Last night: "Yo, the police are here." "oh shit, they're breaking up the party??" "No, like, the band, The Police. They're here."
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✌🏼out 2018 ☮️ I got by (and high) with a little help from some amazing new friends. Hope I never have to get off the ride. Love, M💛H
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7 years
Scared money don’t make money.
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11 years
Fellas - don't get it twisted. Women are NOT wearing the lipstick / heels for YOU.
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