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@Luch1MA

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@Luch1MA
Luch
2 months
10pm in London.
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@Luch1MA
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4 years
HMRC sent me a letter telling me they owe me £415. That’s the kind of communication I like to have with the government
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6 years
Kmt the stupid me wants to put my finger in the sand to see how hot it really is
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6 years
Had to tell my mum my Valentino’s were £95 for the sake of keeping this household in unity
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3 years
THE SAME FOOT HE’S USING TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY PXSSYHOLES
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1 year
Link ups with family and friends
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1 year
Aside from money, what makes you genuinely happy ?
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6 years
Ella Mai was happy with Jacquees’ remix until she saw it was becoming a threat. Perfect example of people wanting to see you good but not better than them🤷🏾‍♂️
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2 years
She actually goes to gym with hopes and dreams of having an altercation with a man
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1 year
Genuinely one of the funniest tweets ever
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3 months
Yeah this loss is gonna sting Dortmund, Sancho might even get an Uber from Wembley to Kennington and pick up a 3.5
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1 year
When you’re just tweeting your OWN thoughts and someone comments below tryna start a debate
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2 months
I still can't believe he's doing Amapiano choreography on TikTok after enduring this
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1 year
First man to get her to speak. Proud moment to be from South London. Damson might be the chosen one
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My girl is goneeee. Damson is clear 😩🥹🫶🏽
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11 months
"Fa'kin ell what's in that jay-loff rice they be eating then?"
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4 years
December 2020 is gonna be the craziest season finale I’ve ever seen
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2 months
BOOKEY??? Yeah Grace man, Omar wasn't your first rodeo #loveisland
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3 years
Dunno how these actors do it. Put me in a romantic scene and I’m telling you I love you on our rehearsal break.
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1 year
How is 8 days of this season already better than the whole of the Winter edition #loveisland
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2 years
@nickthomson_4 Bro’s thinking “please don’t let me die like this” 😭😭
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5 years
Ovie’s gonna tell Anna he needs to sleep with Amber tonight to make sure she’s okay #loveisland
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2 months
Jess couldn't even give it 24 hours before becoming a witch again, I can't stand this woman bro #loveisland
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1 year
They call getting rejected for a kiss ‘The Zachariah’ now #loveisland
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7 months
I can bet some serious money that there's not a single soul on the road
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YSG🦧
7 months
guys watch Top Boy once and think they’re Sully
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3 years
I need a ‘Fly out to help out’ scheme.
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2 months
Will tried to get mad then quickly looked at Blade and calmed himself down #loveisland
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2 years
How I walk into the motive after I said I wasn’t coming
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6 years
“You’re not gonna get something real if you’re always looking for more” I felt that one #loveisland
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3 years
Apple need to stop telling me to turn my AirPods down, Im tryna have a rave
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2 months
Mimii even dropped the "don't introduce me to a vibe you can't maintain" bar. Yeah Ayo it's over buddy #loveisland
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3 years
Fast forward me to the part where I’m on holiday getting drunk with the loml
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2 years
Next week Thursday we land🙏🏾🇧🇷
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2 years
Rashford when he sees his face on the back of the Daily Mail cooking sesh tomorrow after only getting 5mins
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3 years
Having a sexy women isn’t for the weak.
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5 years
When Ats told his mum shut the fuck up in Top Boy, even me I had to cover my own mouth.
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1 year
That moment you realise you fell for a neek must be devastating
take this man’s phone away
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2 years
Grounds for a breakup surely
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1 year
Sammy and Tyrique seeing who can do the best fake gesture... battle of the 50k #loveisland
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Maya and these triggering questions, Ayo needs to ask about Big Mike
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2 years
I’m crying all over again LOOOOOOOOOL
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Meanwhile Ayo didn't make Mimii one coffee in 4 weeks, just 2000 "say swears" #loveisland
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Ambush: And I don’t wanna crash this rental cos the depo lookin all CRAY. Swarmz:
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2 months
Why's Ayo shocked when he dresses like a supermarket security guard #loveisland
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1 year
Thomas Partey 1st half highlights vs Manchester City - “The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire” 🔥🔥
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5 years
“This accessory may not be supported.”
@anthonyjoshua
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On charge 🔋🔌
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4 years
Next year I’ll Dubai like I’ve never Dubai’d before just wait me
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5 years
Wireless and Carni bring out all the vultures in the U.K. All the guys that live and breathe for females.
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4 years
We’re leaving the EU at a time where we’ll need its benefits the most... U.K. is dusted with this recession
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6 months
The next jeweller that sees Young Adz pulling up with a cameraman
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❤️ @YoungAdz1 donates £10k to Lewisham Mosque & A Jewellers matches the donation FULL VLOG:
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1 year
They gotta stop filming Zach from behind icl.
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8 months
Yo that 130m valuation on Osimhen must've been in Naira
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5 years
“Where’s the sun so summer can begin?” Sun:
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2 years
If they send a postcard of Tanya to Shaq, they better send paramedics along with it #loveisland
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2 years
Tia every time she has a new stupid idea #TopBoyNetflix
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1 year
They’re the same person
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Pardi has seemingly spoken about Megan Thee Stallion in a new heartfelt poem he performed live in Los Angeles.   Thoughts??? #Pardi #MeganTheeStallion #Lovelytitv
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When I give her the Van Cleef bracelet I bought and she asks me what a DH Gate invoice is doing inside the box
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5 years
Hermes next day means it’ll be next day if they’re in the mood to drive.
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Sean is such a bitch, he makes me sick man always worrying about the next man #loveisland
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7 months
Usher said oh there's a recession over in the U.K.? Let's see how bad you wanna see me
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1 year
He kept getting called a real man on here, that told me everything I needed to know
@ZiieRadebe
Bandile The XV 🏆 || 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩
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Pardi got a feminist tattoo for Meg, only for her to move onto Lukaku. Life, man.
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Joe wicked but Love wickeder dan him
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3 years
9am he ain’t even washed his pussy yet
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STOP HAVING KIDS 🛑 PART 1 #dababy #Danileigh
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1 year
Your birthday arrangement being to dress up and gallivant around Hayatt until a big daddy invites you to his table is insanity btw
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2 years
Olivia will talk to everyone other than the actual person involved… be direct #loveisland
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3 years
All out attack, defenders join in attack, strikers stay forward + get in behind, constant pressure and depth on 100
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3 months
😔
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did you lot know the Romans were Italian ?!????!!!
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When I see she’s got 4 gold teeth
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5 months
Nah I'm crying, what
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Joe’s the type of guy to say “it’s either me or your parents” #loveisland
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Stormzy's better than me. If I didn't get her back after the first love song I would've ran into Love Island mid filming like this
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5 years
Everyday these kids are on half term. More holiday’s than them being inside the fucking place? Where was this when I was suffering??
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2 years
Andrew & Tasha are gonna wake up and See Ekin-Su in the middle
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People bought Lil Durk tickets just to sing India and Skrubs then click their fingers to the rest kmt.
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Just bopping around in mud looking like a handbag snatcher
@shadtiago
Tiago La Playa⛱️
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Damn the UK bad vibes agenda has done a remontada 😔
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Paigey Cakey vs Miss RFab next. I’ll pay for ringside seats
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2 years
Now we’re about to hear about first date etiquette for the whole day on here. I need managers to assign more work to their employees.
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Baecations, Mandem holidays & Family holidays all have qualities the other can't replicate. Don't compare them just enjoy them all
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London and New York are distant cousins
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Ⓜ️o Ⓜ️o
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I am WEAK 😭😭😭😭 why NY women so rough??
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Who remembers that Free Yard tune from Channel U back in the day? “I got a free yard man, come down nah it’s a long ting man, it’s Friday night I gotta see your man, bun your man let’s have a one night stand” 🤣
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Sean is begging Matilda to confess to doing something in Casa to justify his madness🤣🤣 #loveisland
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Nicole are you having me on rn? I hate 90% of the people in the villa #loveisland
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1 year
I trust TikTok more than tripadvisor when it comes to holiday research
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God help anyone that goes on a night out with Tyrique and Ella when they leave the villa... their night is getting RUINED
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1 year
They saying his head’s like a bitmoji
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bestmane(FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK)
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don’t hurt em unc😭😭
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2 years
Dami’s a baddie bro he loves gossip and domestics
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What kills me is by next week no one's gonna care about this 4peat
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2 years
Wireless only put Lil Durk on the lineup to boost ticket sales. Popcaan probs knew he was performing on Sunday for about 4 months🤣🤣🤣
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Indiyah’s pissed she has to graft. If she had access to twitter rn she’d tweet “men wanna be treated like baddies so bad😩”
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If my money ever gets too low for my liking I know where I'm going
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Crossing the road in Bradford - stay safe
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3 years
The hayfever victims need to give it a rest, we’re tired of your cries
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If I have another expensive month imma need this guy to knock on my door.
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Bank account is pleading to get a day off and you’re hearing “omg babe I just found a great holiday package” 🤣
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2 years
Kmt I sing Snooze like I helped SZA write the lyrics.
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2 years
First baddie syndrome. Poor fella
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i’m crying, nigga act like you’ve been here before.
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YOUR BOYS GRADUATING with an upper 2:1😭🎉💫 All thanks to the most high❤️🙌🏾
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1 year
Them cocaine drop offs are gonna take 2 hours in real time.
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juju 💰
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gta 6 map gon be twice the size of the gta 5 map 👀
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Joey's stuttering tryna explain himself to Grace when he should be doing this #loveisland
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3 months
Long night
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Look at Ayo he tried to lips Nicole, this man has no boundaries, he'd kiss a fox
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9 months
Stabbing a man for his jacket uno, the bums in this city are so far gone
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5 years
Connor’s veneers don’t even allow him to look angry LOOOOOL #loveisland
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