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Ghost Host, Esq.

@law_nole99

2 months

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Yo, @JDVance you look slay mama. What's your drag name? Sofa Loren?

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2 years

@kathbarbadoro Fluent in sarcasm = I’m an asshole Doesn’t get offended easily = I’m an asshole

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@deloorpodiatry @Ocasio2018 @repjoecrowley @NYWFP The fight to retain his seat was called the primary, genius. Luckily a podiatrist such as yourself can easily extract the foot from your mouth, no?

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Aaron Fraudgers and Throw Rogan trending

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You: “Clemson will absolutely win this game.” FSU: “Say less.” You: “Well you needed OT!!!”

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Me: Florida State needed overtime to beat Clemson. Duke beat Clemson by 21 points. 17-year-old me: Not in football. Me: ...

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@ChiefJosheola @DRusso97 @Variety “The opulent penis is clean, your highness.”

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8 months

Bama fans December 2023 January 2024

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10 months

I push the button for my floor and go back to roasting tf out of Herbstreit

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3 years

@SammonSez @TheRickWilson My great uncle Marcelo with his daughter Marlene, presenting JFK with a doll for Caroline.

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@EllenYChang And do not, under any circumstances, do this

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9 months

Cal and Stanford fans acting like they’re going to come bury us now. Thats cute. Folks, we deal daily with the likes of Miami, Florida, Bama, and Georgia all for nothing more than debates on the goddamn weather. Your best trolls will be gnats buzzing around Renegade’s tail.

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@ChiefJosheola @DRusso97 @Variety Easy for you to say when you have a gold-plated bidet that shoots out Dom P.

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One thing I’ve learned being a lifelong Floridian with stints in Tampa, St. Pete, Tallahassee, and Gainesville. You can joke about a lot of shit, but when natural disasters in this accursed state are involved, joke at your own peril. It’ll find you soon enough.

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@dkelley21 National media: “The ACC is a joke conference. Move to a better one and maybe your 13-0 will hold more weight.” FSU: “ok, bet” National media:

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7 years

@kayleighmcenany She will now be known as Covfefe McEnany

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3 years

It’s called seasonal restocking. Does Jon Stewart need to ether your ass again?

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@kathbarbadoro Fluent in sarcasm Looking for adventures Partner in crime Tacos Pam looking for Jim/vice versa Positive vibes only Sapiosexual Spending time with friends and family No pen pals

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@minakimes They brought out the tell-tale cart for Poe

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@BoltProspects

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Today I learned something new about my alma mater

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@BlueEyedVivi @JoeReddington @BeneGesserwitch @kathbarbadoro “Healthy flirt-to-roast ratio” is quickly joining that club.

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9 months

Hold up, @FSUHoops beat the Fastest Growing Brand in the ACC? In this economy??

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11 months

And that’s all there is to it. These dedicated folks give us two months of fun. Be grateful. Be NICE.

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2 years

@NFLonFOX How dare he speak to Russell without going through his handlers first.

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@CjWilson850

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All the “We didn’t want Norvell” folks in Tuscaloosa this morning.

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6 years

@lilacaeo @marceelias Same here.

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7 years

I'd rather be a 1-3 Nole than nothing at all. This is my team win or lose. Fuck all Y'all soft bandwagon hoppers.

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@HistoryMuppet It's time to fight the goblins It's time for beacon lights It's time to meet the Hobbits on the Hobbit Show tonight!

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@hecallsmePP Child, you weren’t wooed, you were groooooooomeddddd

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3 years

@BoltsJolts He was headed straight to JBB's office to sign his new deal. Now we're $125 million over the cap.

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@itsSaulGoodman Counselors With Attitude Ready to Lie Enter the Sue-Tang Straight Outta Court The Miseducation of Jimmy McGill The HHMinem Show Get Rich or Lie Tryin Saul’s Boutique Chuck the Police

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@CCollinsRadio @minakimes

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@talia_baia @InsideTheGators Classy like this?

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@SarahSpain @KevKmett1019

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@KirkHerbstreit Surprised my ass.

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@alex_abads @jendeaderick She's the one who cuts off her own hair and stuffs it into pillows.

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@EasyToType @BonerWizard @donmoyn “Give it to me, Chandler!!”

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ESPN seeing Bama win

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@TaReefKnockOut "I hope this camera keep goin." Robert's attorneys:

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“I blew out my knee and lost generational wealth but you know, I proved something to that twerp who performs daily verbal fellatio on Aaron Rodgers. Leadership!”

Colin Cowherd

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Leadership comes in many forms. For instance — you don’t always get your way but you should still be an adult. Pretty solid life advice. FSU coaches & administrators whined/pouted and players followed their lead. Many refused to play, some transferred, and this is the result.

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@jemelehill Roberto Clemente gave people money and food. That’ll be flagged for “socialism” in Polk County, soon.

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@ErasTourResell You should see the scammers on Facebook 🤦‍♀️

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@AnnaForFlorida DeSantis wants to know who did this, ASAP, so he can put them in charge of FDOT.

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@WDWNT “You go buy these and Meemaw and I will hoard the rest. We done got orders to fill!”

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@TBL_DeadBolt @TBLightning @LAKings

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@jemelehill God: "new phone, who dis?"

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1 year

@cooltown16 @TheFirstOkiro @typical_wraith Someone ask Topher Grace to edit a version of 4 and 5 where it has the general quests of both but keeps only the happy ending from 4.

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3 years

Last one, I swear.😅

Pete

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@primediscussion Let's do it! Noles to the Polls! 🤣🤣 @law_nole99

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@DiscussingFilm Uncut Griffeys

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@dkelley21 Stop making sense! You’re gonna upset all the west coast lawyers who just claim it’s a one page document on the internet and that we are just whining!

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@MsJuneDiane #TeamSanity

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@HistoryMuppet "I never saw his face. Never looked into his eyes. All I remember is hiding under the bed, the fear...and those legs. Those green, skinny legs. Death rode into town that night, and it came on a lily pad."

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@CFC_JB_ @TBLightning A coloring book, then?

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@primediscussion @iamHectorDiaz "Hey, I'm Joel Brosteen, and you're listening to the Brosperity Gospel. Turn to verse 69. Niiiice."

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4 years

Imagine being this fucking fragile over one goddamn webinar.

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5 years

Enough of this stupid ass camera angle, NFL Network. This ain't Madden.

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4 years

In family court we'd often hear the abusive parent on trial say "Why put our family through this? Just let us live in peace, this is tearing us apart!!!"

The Hill

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GOP Sen. Roger Marshall: "This impeachment trial just raises the temperature here in Washington, across the country, on social media. Just the opposite of what President Biden said he wanted to do."

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@TheRealJenCandy @pattonoswalt All hail the Polka King of the Midwest!

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@BoltsJolts Ours was better

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@dkelley21 I love how the out of towners laugh when they see “Sunshine Law” and think it’s some cutesy little gimmick we are using to be whiners. Folks, we do a lot of backward ass shit here in Florida, but that ain’t it.

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3 years

I may not be eligible to vote in Georgia but I want to get in on the ground floor, regardless.

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1 year

@JackLinFLL @ScottGustin @MaxNordau @GovRonDeSantis Oh NOW they pretend to care about the environment

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2 years

He overheard someone say they had candy in the locker room and he had flashbacks.

Holli H. FSU 🍢❤️💛

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@mrohr77 @CanesFootball The REAL Oregon Trail

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@TaReefKnockOut As expected 😂

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@mrbill542 @Buccaneers @Jaboowins Will a visor help correct your spelling?

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@Phil_Lewis_ It’s a Turglocken

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@WDWNT I prefer this one

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@BelgerNelson @Buccaneers @AdamSchefter

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@MelonMan12 @PierreVLeBrun

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@HistoryMuppet

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@Jffcpr29 @RaysBaseball Oof

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@wyshynski Path Three:

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@ThatKevinSmith @Avengers Still, try for it in a little while, if only to bust this out

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@AnnaForFlorida You know how you can tell the two apart? The book actually has a spine.

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@ATagz3 @RaysBaseball Swing and a miss!

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@GodsSonAtEarth @MRPsecurity @ScottKaplanOn

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It’s been 20 years but it brought me great fortune then.

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@Acosta "This is yet another entry in our genius attempt to keep losing our way into SCOTUS intervention!" - Rudy *fart*

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@glowlikeleroy Dollar Tree Sammy Hagar has opinions

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4 years

Trump mimosas, anyone?

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2 years

So let me get this straight - you could go after the tired tropes of men being absent or incompetent fathers, but instead you cry because here we have a loving, present parent, successful in his own right, who just so happens to be standing behind the worldwide ICON of a mom?

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉

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The emasculation of men continues...you can already tell who the man is in this relationship...that dude about to be a proud mother of 2😂😂😂

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@FelineinSpecs @ShaunKing Little white girls selling lemonade: "Permits are just Big Government destroying America." Anyone else selling lemonade: "The law is the law."

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@SarahSpain Of all the cheap, lousy ways to save a buck.

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@ihatedai I hope they pick you, sis

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@SweepTheLeg337 @AriWasserman “How dare you know how Twitter works, you weirdo.”

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@Allithatgirlfan @TBBuccaneers And funny how when textbook writers & states like Texas try to whitewash and revise actual history, they're silent. "But muh statues!! "

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@primediscussion

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@nolanolegal @BrittMcHenry @realDonaldTrump

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@marcorubio How's it feel to have a Fruit Roll-Up for a spine?

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@alyankovic He's running.

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3 years

Some orbits are bigger than others @TroeUwaii

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7 years

@alicialutes "Partially developed basement. You may or may not float down there."

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3 years

@primediscussion I've seen it a lot here in Florida, even if employees don't always make a fuss over it. A POC in neat blue jeans is wearing "ratty jeans," while a white bro wearing jeans with holes and stains is wearing pants.

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@PatrickDobson Bio checks out.

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@wrestlelamia Give me this

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Last night we went outside to watch the sunset, then you chirped because you wanted to go back inside to purrito mode to watch cartoons. And then, as you were tightly in my arms this morning, you left me. You deserved the world and more:

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