Lauren Profile Banner
Lauren Profile
Lauren

@Lauren_Sadlerx

11,424
Followers
2,946
Following
3,516
Media
52,314
Statuses

Franchise football & 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Milton Keynes, England
Joined November 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Defence of a donkey
@TrentAA
Trent Alexander-Arnold
2 years
Heart of a Lion 🦁 @England
Tweet media one
1K
3K
56K
20
4K
45K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 months
RAPISTTTTTTT!!!
@Arsenal
Arsenal
2 months
THOMASSSSSS!!! Partey scores from range to double our advantage! ✌️ 🟣 0-2 ⚫️ (78)
Tweet media one
729
4K
35K
1K
1K
37K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
No one is able to convince me that this is not a form of child abuse.
222
3K
30K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Literally every single sane person would rather a footballer be pissed on holiday during his time off than a footballer domestically abusing his partner
169
687
21K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
Calling out someone’s morals after cheating on your dying wife. Some fucking cheek
@FIVEUK
Rio Ferdinand Presents
1 year
🗣️ RIO FERDINAND CALLS OUT JAMIE CARRAGHER
1K
3K
19K
272
1K
19K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Man’s game because you’re commenting on a game involving men. Women’s game because you’re commenting on a game involving women.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
133
1K
18K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
How it should be. Football isn’t a TV show
@osowxvyy
#FreeCongo 🇨🇩
1 year
Way too many games on a Saturday 😭😭
Tweet media one
134
27
1K
312
657
18K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
4 years
3 years ago, 8 people died in a terror attack on London Bridge. The police you’re screaming at and protesting about, ran straight towards the danger to protect you within minutes. 3 years on and you’re stood shouting ‘fuck the police’ at them. Fucking grim🖕🏻
176
3K
17K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
8 months
Can confirm it made absolutely no different to my life
@FanzineWSL
Fanzine WSL
8 months
Where all of our lives peaked... 🤯😥
260
85
2K
104
373
16K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 months
Them British teenagers from Cardiff again
Tweet media one
@dailystar
Daily Star
3 months
'Balaclava-clad man' wielding 'flick knife' arrested near Southport stabbing vigil
Tweet media one
18
55
209
87
1K
12K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
Tonight, with any luck
@SkyNews
Sky News
1 year
BREAKING: Lucy Letby will die in prison after murdering seven babies
0
763
3K
161
341
12K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
4 months
What a fucking strange football club
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
4 months
Yes Cucu! 🕺🇪🇸
Tweet media one
280
3K
41K
16
67
9K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
Here’s an idea for you Killian. Fuck off back to Ireland
@IrishPropaganda
IrishPropaganda🇮🇪⚽️
1 year
🇮🇪| Ireland U21 international, Killian Phillips, standing away from his teammates and not taking part in Wycombe Wanderers Remembrance Day tribute Well done Killian, legend 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Tweet media one
849
398
7K
600
276
8K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
9 months
Had police at my door for an ‘offensive’ tweet yet you can’t even find a fella with half a face
@metpoliceuk
Metropolitan Police
9 months
Urgent Appeal - Can you help police locate Abdul Ezedi? £20,000 Reward. Abdul Ezedi is wanted in connection with an attack in Clapham which left a woman critically injured. Last confirmed sighting 9.33pm Wednesday 31 January exiting Tower Hill Underground Station, having
1K
955
1K
62
303
7K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 years
Tweet media one
29
337
7K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
8 months
Yeah, no thanks. Absolutely 0 interest in following an England team that includes a rapist
@RedCentrall
Red Central
8 months
🚨🗣️| Gareth Southgate on a Mason Greenwood return to the England national team: “I don't think it's a decision to make before the Euros. I think it would be a big distraction for the team.” #mufc
Tweet media one
25
9
138
59
243
7K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 months
Tweet media one
@SunderlandAFC
Sunderland AFC
3 months
The queue for our 24-25 away shirt this morning 🤯🤍 @hummel1923
104
64
765
5
80
7K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
4 months
Poor fella. Should have sailed back on a dinghy
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
5 months
A 39-year-old man from Bolton has been detained on his return from Gelsenkirchen at Manchester Airport under the Football Spectators Act 🚨 He will appear in court tomorrow for a Civil Football Banning Order hearing.
303
151
1K
21
210
6K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
6 months
Acting like she didn’t shag a fella for some chicken wings whilst her boyfriend reported her missing
@EFCevie
Evie ♡
6 months
36
1
116
114
111
5K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
7 months
That is quite something
Tweet media one
13
83
5K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
8 months
People in this town lack a few brain cells
152
448
5K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
No one with this opinion has ever been to a football match. It’s a 96th minute equaliser ya weapon
Chelsea fans furious at a draw & Tottenham celebrating it like they just won the league shows the difference in levels between clubs.
173
798
7K
16
118
4K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
Shove that in your documentary x
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
1 year
Massive win for MK Dons away at Wrexham today. The Dons were backed with a sellout away crowd at the Racecourse Ground. 👏 #MKDons
Tweet media one
98
34
2K
104
42
5K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
First in line
@LFC
Liverpool FC
2 years
#LFC has launched a new mental health toolkit, which offers further support to fans suffering the ongoing effects of the events surrounding the Champions League final ⤵️
134
742
8K
47
248
4K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
7 months
Been to about 80/92, Stadium MK hundreds of times, Wembley multiple times plus many stadiums abroad and I’ve never once felt unsafe ya silly bitch
@MailSport
Mail Sport
7 months
Eni Aluko claims that stadiums are 'NOT safe for women' and questions why girls interested football would go anywhere near the sport after seeing the attacks she and others have suffered
1K
25
149
38
113
4K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Still cannot believe this actually happened
Tweet media one
40
93
4K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 months
Here’s an idea- Your parents washing up on the beach DOES NOT make you British. Deport them all and their families👍🏻
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 months
PM: 'I am very worried about high levels of knife crime, and I am absolutely determined that my government will get to grips with it, but today is not the time for politics, today is the time to focus entirely on the families and on the wider community'
805
120
932
38
149
4K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
Didn’t even give me chance to hit send
Tweet media one
@MKDonsFC
Milton Keynes Dons
1 year
90+5: Barrow level the game through Emile Acquah. ⚪️ 2-2 ⚫️
43
2
117
32
50
3K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
Fucking weird obsession with White people
@RE_Edbrown
Ed Brown
1 year
@KingLedley_ Wasn’t happy when I asked about her book
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
51
94
3K
54
65
3K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
8 months
I’d back myself to keep 17 clean sheets in Scotland
@PaellaPotters
David Evans
8 months
- Sam Johnstone - 6 clean sheets - Jordan Pickford - 8 clean sheets - Jack Butland - 17 clean sheets Guess which one wasn’t picked 🤷🏼‍♂️ Passion merchant picked again. Gambling man somehow in squad already. Southgate is not a serious manager. He’s a joke.
230
16
777
62
47
3K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
9 months
Arrived by lorry, sexually assaulted someone and was allowed to stay🤣🤣🤣 this country man
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
9 months
London alkali attack suspect Abdul Ezedi was convicted of a sex offence in 2018 and later granted asylum
1K
733
2K
15
146
3K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
Mate if he says the planes too heavy I’m getting off regardless. Fuck that
@SkyNews
Sky News
1 year
An EasyJet flight was delayed two hours, with the pilot asking for volunteers to leave the too 'heavy' plane. Find more:
1K
640
5K
25
39
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Mental how much Cardiff seem to care about Sala until it comes to paying for him
26
70
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
If anyone needs me I’m crying in the corner x
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
10 years
It's scary how big this guys gonna become, dele alli ❤️ http://t.co/vCSUsLVQjM
Tweet media one
3
4
124
8
25
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Do you know how fucked up it is that someone has to follow you around whilst you work to make sure you don’t rape anyone
@now_arsenaI
now.arsenal
2 years
Arsenal have sent club physio, Simon Murphy out to Ghana with Thomas Partey, while the player is on international duty, in order to keep a close eye on him during the break. Smart move… #afc
Tweet media one
417
991
17K
24
104
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
This is why THOUSANDS of girls don’t speak out about or report sexual assault by the way. Disgusting club, embarrassing fans
@Arsenal
Arsenal
2 years
🗳 The votes are in! 🏆 Our Player of the Match against Tottenham... 💫 Thomas Partey
Tweet media one
874
4K
53K
16
179
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Opened Twitter to a Chelsea fan saying he’d shag his mum after 12 pints and now he’s turned into a meme that’s gone viral and he’s apologised to his mum for saying he’d shag her. Can’t believe this app is free man honestly
34
51
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 months
@Troycfc_ Keep rapists out of football Troy
32
10
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
Rape convictions basically non existent, knife crime running rife up and down the country but these lot are more concerned about what someone says on social media. Country is on its arse
@DailyMailUK
Mail+
1 year
Twisted football fan is fined £750 for posting offensive social media about his club's striker being 'on fire just like Mick Philpott's house' in reference to the killer arsonist dad
Tweet media one
56
30
114
20
152
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Exactly what’s wrong with modern day football
@grahamruthven
Graham Ruthven
2 years
Scotland fans applauding Ukrainian supporters as they celebrate reaching the World Cup playoff final 🇺🇦
142
292
3K
75
44
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
8 months
What the fuck does a playful update to our national flag mean
@nikefootball
Nike Football
8 months
A playful update to the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 of St. George appears on the collar to unite and inspire.
Tweet media one
11K
242
3K
63
27
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
64 years. No wins. No goals from open play and knocked out by a rival nation next door without any kind of fight. Aren’t you embarrassed?
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
2 years
Cardiff fans on the way to Stoke today… 🤣 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇫🇷
Tweet media one
530
281
5K
3
65
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 years
Wigan, Rotherham, MK Dons, Sheffield Wednesday, Sunderland, Plymouth, Wycombe, Morecambe, Fleetwood and Gillingham fans all thinking about tomorrow
30
157
2K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 years
STOP TAKING CARDBOARD SIGNS TO FOOTBALL MATCHES!!!!!
38
69
1K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Coach Innovations reviews hahahahaha
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
15
120
1K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Imagine coming on here accusing your mrs of having her tongue down some lads throat at Norwich (A) but it was all a made up scenario in your head. Never change Twitter
21
29
1K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 months
Great content. Would watch a million times over
@The_Forty_Four
The 44 ⚽️
3 months
Levi Colwill putting James McClean down a peg is exactly what I want to see😍😂
488
1K
23K
8
21
1K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
11 months
I hope we are shit forever so no one starts selling franchise fanny for a fiver
@itsalexiagrace
Alexia Grace
11 months
Omg!💜💙😭 what a team!
128
20
588
50
20
1K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 years
Pregnant men. Stop this shit
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
3 years
Apple has introduced 123 new emojis
Tweet media one
3K
10K
82K
15
36
1K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
5 months
This country is so finished
@TRobinsonNewEra
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
5 months
They refuse to take down the Palestinian flags but within 24 hours they are there to remove OUR flag
Tweet media one
638
4K
20K
8
35
1K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
7 months
Just a playful update
Tweet media one
@sdceltic1
🇳🇬steve m🇵🇸
8 months
The jersey ⁦ @fc_palestina ⁩ 💚🙏🇵🇸🍀
Tweet media one
218
18
368
19
26
1K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
4 months
Convinced Jordan Pickford would die for this country. He loves it
@BBCMOTD
Match of the Day
4 months
Jordan Pickford was every England fan at full time 😂 #BBCEuros #Euro2024
594
300
4K
5
14
1K
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
You tried to insure him AFTER he died. Have some shame
@CardiffCityFC
Cardiff City FC
2 years
Remembering Emiliano.
Tweet media one
673
4K
54K
13
14
923
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
I’ve literally woken up and seen Shamima Begum edited into a sausage. Back to bed
Tweet media one
20
40
872
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
11 months
We’re not even allowed fields now unless they house illegals
@tomhfh
Tom Harwood
2 years
“South East England is FULL”
Tweet media one
2K
119
2K
16
24
855
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
After the period of silence for people who tragically died in an explosion, they will sing in support about terrorists who killed people in explosions.
@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
2 years
A period of silence will be held prior to the #CelticRBLeipzig kick-off tomorrow and the players will wear black armbands during the game, in memory of the 10 people who tragically lost their lives in Creeslough, County Donegal on Friday. YNWA 🍀
Tweet media one
211
1K
17K
23
68
855
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Club 🤝 Country Shit
15
49
840
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
I hope Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho and Bukayo Saka have a terrible day I hope Gareth Southgate has a REALLY terrible day
17
61
824
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
23 years old
@OwenReeman3
Owen Reeman
1 year
Moved in with the missus this week and trying to see how far I can push it This got a minor nod of approval and something muttered under her breath so I think I’m in the clear
Tweet media one
40
31
3K
25
3
827
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
A prayer circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Kylian 🕯 Mbappé 🕯 injury 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
11
38
828
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
And it’s still blue and black
@Fgmgbrina_
HER
2 years
7 years ago this dress broke the internt😭
Tweet media one
430
690
4K
42
14
796
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 years
‘Abuse will not be tolerated’ Unless it’s violent domestic abuse by your own manager
@Official_BRFC
Bristol Rovers
3 years
ℹ️ Club Statement regarding recent behaviour by supporters. #BristolRovers
41
12
189
10
28
792
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Blackpool fans have got me singing i fucking hate PNE whilst I’m just tryna make a cuppa
25
26
786
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
From that whole interview you went with THAT headline
@SkyNews
Sky News
1 year
BREAKING: Dele Alli: Former England footballer reveals he was sexually abused aged six
324
180
2K
8
8
772
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 months
A short story
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
5
62
738
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Cry me a fucking river
@_The72
The72 - We Love the #EFL
2 years
James McClean on Instagram:
Tweet media one
456
723
7K
30
9
703
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
This sexist rhetoric is getting tedious. We’d all rightly rip into Owen, Lineker, Keane, Neville etc making a mistake and you wouldn’t say a word. In fact you’d probably join in
@IanWright0
Ian Wright
2 years
I've made countless mistakes live on air. The replies to this are horrible. You man are so pressed by women in football that you take pure pleasure in this. Grow up.
3K
6K
81K
6
33
695
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 years
Ronaldo forcing people into doing something they don’t want to do. Not surprised
7
57
674
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
*Don’t let football control your mood* I tell myself every Saturday
17
21
672
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Taking photos with your family when they die is mental but posting it on social media is a whole new level of weird
@EnthalDevs
Timothy
2 years
I’m gonna miss you Grandpa❤️😭
Tweet media one
328
167
3K
18
7
662
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 months
Thank god rapists are walking the street instead of someone that uses nasty words on the internet
@Channel4News
Channel 4 News
2 months
Some sex offenders to get early release from prison under government plans warn whistleblowers - Exclusive
462
655
1K
4
39
660
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
8 months
No thankyou pal xx
Tweet media one
43
6
640
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
James McClean weekly
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 year
BREAKING: Millwall have been charged with three breaches of misconduct in relation to crowd control for incidents that took place during their Championship game against Wigan in April ⚽
137
49
664
7
67
644
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Tweet media one
21
209
630
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
No way 5 women was all lying. Justice system in this country is so grim
@sportbible
SPORTbible
2 years
Benjamin Mendy has been found NOT GUILTY on six counts of rape and one count of sexual assault but will face retrial on two outstanding charges.
Tweet media one
1
2K
9K
41
15
626
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 years
It’s the ‘up the dons’ which has done me in
Tweet media one
7
3
608
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
@JustCraigyp 😂 no-ones really offended by a comment like this are they surely. All the things going on in the world and people are offended over a man’s game comment about a…mens game of football
2
2
549
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
5 months
Cannot believe Russell Martin has found his way to the Prem. Absolute fraud
65
10
578
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 months
He’s genuinely lost the plot (not sure he ever had it) Who the fuck voted for this loon
@Keir_Starmer
Keir Starmer
3 months
I utterly condemn the far-right thuggery we have seen this weekend. Be in no doubt: those who have participated in this violence will face the full force of the law.
40K
9K
54K
26
13
562
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
15 days
These lot never rest
@Shhtikk
shhtik
15 days
Crazy how Liam Payne dying brings more attention to ppl than thousands of Palestinians dying everyday
6K
65K
286K
18
10
577
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Be shocked if he’s not on some kind of register within the next year
@StokeyyG2
george
2 years
Sam Smith’s new look…
2K
824
17K
17
7
558
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
@Marcustricky Couldn’t be further from the truth
1
0
542
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
3 years
Whoever out of Sheffield Wednesday, Sunderland, Plymouth and Wycombe finishes 7th is going to feel robbed
@SkyBetLeagueOne
Sky Bet League One
3 years
Tweet media one
31
39
921
66
5
536
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 year
Every time I see this guy speaking he’s being a proper prick
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
1 year
Josh Windass not holding back on Barnsley boss Michael Duff 😬😬
280
126
3K
13
7
535
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Gareth Southgate had the audacity to warn us last week not to embarrass the country hahahaha take your own advice fella
1
24
460
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
1
20
461
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
England playing Iran, USA and Wales in the World Cup. Twitter is going to be a vile place hahahaha
4
13
453
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
24 hours in a day to chose a baby name and you chose fuckin Bambi
@OfficialPLT
PrettyLittleThing
2 years
Everyone say hello to Bambi 🥹🕊️ Molly-Mae’s little girl ✨
Tweet media one
138
312
10K
6
14
460
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Knife crime rising, murder therefore also rising, rapists running about the street, actual nonces touching kids but I dared to pop a football match on tv
@ThatsFootballTV
That's Football!
2 years
BREAKING: Police to visit 1,000 homes in crackdown on illegal Premier League streaming. [Mirror]
1K
822
17K
6
37
450
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
6 months
Wish this thing would stop appearing on my timeline daily
@EFCevie
Evie ♡
6 months
celebrating st. george’s day the right way
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
443
453
15K
23
6
435
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
5 months
I fucking hate these stupid YouTubers
Tweet media one
@StokeyyG2
george
5 months
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. I am going to GERMANY for the whole month to watch England WIN the Euro’s. All England tickets have been secured and a YouTube vlog will drop on my channel every single day of the Euro’s.
Tweet media one
335
71
5K
11
11
432
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
0
16
419
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
@JamesWilson2396 People offended by absolutely everything these days
1
4
393
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Tweet media one
0
0
399
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Hala Madrid. God save the Queen. Viva Richard Arlison
4
20
401
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
If you batter your mrs it should guarantee a prison sentence
6
12
379
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
8 months
And after going flying into the road, they put it back up balanced on an extension lead🫣
Tweet media one
14
19
397
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
2 years
Blondes have more fun✌🏻
Tweet media one
3
0
379
@Lauren_Sadlerx
Lauren
1 month
Naming and shaming fans of football clubs that haven’t donated to fix an insured pitch is wild.
@KentWomble
Ray Armfield
1 month
Earlier today, this was the list of clubs whose supporters have donated to the Plough Lane fundraiser. Quite humbling to see so many there. #FootballFamily
Tweet media one
158
191
2K
29
9
392