Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Twitter profile

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7 years

hey girl am i a Death Star because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed

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7 years

dear diary today i got to first base it was a rebel base i destroyed it

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9 years

*stands apologetically beneath your window with a boombox playing the Imperial March*

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5 years

dear diary today was a lot

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9 years

i hate this picture you can't even see my darth vader light-up sneakers

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9 years

fuck

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7 years

dear diary i stood around all day shirtless and covered in oil in case i got an unexpected call but unfortunately i didn’t

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7 years

no hux i definitely have a girlfriend we speak with our minds she has a magic cave where she does syncopated snapping and she’s super good with a lightsaber and like so strong with the force no i don’t know her last name but she definitely isn’t made up

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7 years

lightsabers are red lightsabers are blue let the past die kill it if you have to

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7 years

how do you politely but firmly explain to someone that she is your girlfriend

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9 years

uncle lando said my helmet made me look like a depressed lampshade and then everyone laughed and high-fived him i hate this family so much

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9 years

*constructs a new lightsaber to cut the crusts off his sandwiches*

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7 years

what base is it when she tears your lightsaber in half

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9 years

*gestures* *door opens* yes Rey you see when you are as powerful as I you can do these things "kylo that was an automatic door"

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7 years

yesterday i heard the opening notes of Welcome To The Black Parade and i barely even turned my head you’ve got to let the past die

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7 years

how long should you wait in a relationship before you have the talk about sand

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7 years

dear diary i barely miss my dad we had nothing in common i have met a wonderful girl either i’m gonna kill her or i’m beginning to like her

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7 years

let the past die. kill it if you have to. it’s the only way to become who you were meant to be

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7 years

do you like galaxies so it turns out i kind of have one if you want to rule it with me or whatever it wouldn’t have to be a date

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7 years

dear diary there have been some changes

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7 years

a relationship is when you listen to someone talk with your shirt on and also off

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7 years

mom i know it’s always important for you to be at Poe Dameron‘s soccer games but my band concert is TODAY

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4 years

i wear a mask for my grandfather

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7 years

yes i’m a monster but have you considered that the real monster might be society

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5 years

wow okay wow

Screen Rant

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5 years

#StarWars Confirms Rey & Ben Solo's Kiss WASN'T Romantic

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7 years

dear diary i’ve been very good lately i almost didn’t do several bad things I mean, i did but afterwards i felt bad which should count

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7 years

uncle luke is just upset because the last time someone took his hand it was literally

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9 years

dear diary today hux and I took a quiz to find our hogwarts houses he got slytherin I got hufflepuff the first time but it was a mistake

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9 years

i hate everything

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9 years

my dad just knocked over my model Death Star and broke it but he did not apologize he said people should stop making Death Stars I'm shaking

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7 years

i heard girls dig bad boys so i am doing a murder

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7 years

*rises from couch with blanket wrapped around his shoulders* *dramatically throws off blanket*

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9 years

you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl

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9 years

just to clarify: it is not a blankie it is an heirloom piece of darth vader's cape and i don't technically NEED it to fall asleep

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9 years

i told my dad he should let me get my license since I share DNA with the best starpilot in the galaxy he was touched but I meant darth vader

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9 years

sometimes i wish i weren't an only child but mom says when you have siblings weird things can happen

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7 years

hey am i the millennium falcon because i'm kind of falling apart all the time but i think it is han solo's fault

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7 years

love is when you mostly listen to someone talk and then every so often you insult them at least i am pretty sure based on my parents

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9 years

what's the word for when your father is frozen in carbonite but emotionally for your whole childhood

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7 years

one time my dad won a free surprise dinner with darth vader and he wasn’t even grateful

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7 years

dear diary i am going to meet up with my friend from online im bringing handcuffs i hope it’s not too forward

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7 years

if someone said ‘i love you’ to me i would say it back unlike SOME people i could name

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7 years

i use acronyms now DTF: destroy the Falcon WTF: wreck the Falcon BTS: blast that ship SMDH: stabbing my dad Han AF: asteroid field NSFW: no sand fans welcome ASL: as supreme leader HMU: hate my uncle NP: no porgs YMMV: yes my magnificent vader GTFO: glory tothe first order

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7 years

*chasing you down the sidewalk* excuse me we held hands in my mind so i believe legally you are now my wife

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7 years

i’ve been working out

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7 years

*flexes bicep* just got back from the arms dealer *flexes other arm* they deal to both sides

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9 years

why do i even come here

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9 years

dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis

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7 years

someday i aspire to have the body confidence of jabba the hutt but for now i still need pants

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7 years

do both of you have to know it’s a date

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6 years

let the past die. kill it if you have to.

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7 years

*puts on helmet* look uncle luke i’m darth vader do you think i am worth saving now

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7 years

dear diary today’s skype was not productive she could clearly tell that the swelling love theme whenever she spoke was just me playing the oboe even though i made very few mistakes

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9 years

FYI mom "if you see our son, bring him home" is way too dramatic of a way to ask dad to pick me up from band practice just in my opinion

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7 years

*uses the Force to blow his shirt open*

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7 years

is murder a good date activity what if we have ravioli beforehand

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9 years

i wish this program would stop marking my name in red on my homework it is correctly spelled

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9 years

*approaches you at party* *clears throat* has anyone ever told you your eyes are the color of Darth Vader's helmet glinting in the moonlight

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7 years

*angrily removes the plush darth vader from under his pillow* you have to let the past die kill it if you have to *carefully places him in bottom dresser drawer and tucks him in*

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5 years

you may have noticed my cool sweater with a hole in it my girlfriend gave it to me

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7 years

i made a friend on skype

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8 years

first i will reunite my chemical romance next the empire

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7 years

i don’t need to be redeemed i’m not a cOUPOn

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5 years

dear diary im not upset i liked getting six pairs of identical black socks and it didn’t bother me that Poe Dameron (who was there for some reason!!?) got taken outside and surprised with the millennium falcon with a bow on it

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7 years

more mORE *as he furiously squirts ketchup onto his fries* MORE

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7 years

dear diary the therapist at school said my ‘darth vader obsession’ is just a frantic plea to show my family i am worth saving but i choked him and threw him off a ledge

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9 years

i wonder when i'm going to lose my first hand it should be soon

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6 years

dear diary my uncle woke me up by standing over my bed with a lightsaber as a “prank” i literally don’t understand how any part of this is a prank

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7 years

you are nobody you are nothing you DISGUST me you don’t belong here get out of here you nothingburger wait come back i am building to something

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7 years

dear diary my mom explicitly said her workplace doesn't HAVE a bring your child to work day so i dont know why poe dameron was there

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8 years

sometimes all you want is to just curl up under a blanket all day but instead you have to get up and be a dark lord

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9 years

dear diary this one idiot ewok tripped and got a bucket stuck on his head uncle lando goes "look, ben! it's you!" he is the literal worst

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7 years

*rey's theme begins playing out of nowhere* *rushes to backpack to switch off his phone*

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9 years

dear diary i have been practicing the imperial march on my clarinet a lot but i dont think it will be ready in time for tomorrow

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7 years

rey i have learned the truth about your parents *force-cues music* *clears throat* i will be your father figure put your tiny hand in mine sorry there was supposed to be choreography here but we killed everyone else who was involved

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7 years

excuse me i have something for you to fix it is myself

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9 years

current status: in a sarlacc pit but emotionally

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7 years

people who have killed more than 50 percent of their parents make me sick

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7 years

mom why is poe dameron’s drawing on the fridge

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7 years

girl am i a hyperdrive because im broken and i think you should stay here and fix me instead of whatever else it was you had planned

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7 years

*meticulously colors a bandaid black with sharpie*

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9 years

dad please pick up a slug came by the house who says you owe him a lot of money he won't leave my mind trick didnt work on him

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dear diary my mom missed my band concert she said she was busy leading a galactic resistance but I had a clarinet solo

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dear diary i hope my right hand is the one i get to keep

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5 years

actually helmets are cool

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9 years

dear diary i got my permit! to celebrate we had the macaroni and cheese that is shaped like darth vader helmets today was almost all right

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dear diary i wore black today but it was misconstrued

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9 years

i was not crying in the shower i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye

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7 years

well Rey if Luke Skywalker is so trustworthy then i’m SURE he’s told you about the incident when he knocked my Death Star birthday cake onto the floor by so-called accident

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9 years

rey please stop using that lightsaber it's a collector's item *twitches* kind of THE HOLY GRAIL for darth vader collectors actually

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7 years

a big relationship milestone is when she kisses her brother to fill you with jealousy but i dont think i am quite ready for that

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6 years

wow Rey can you believe it is May the Fourth i know we haven’t spoken in a little bit but uh i just wanted to wish you an uh a forceful day just randomly if you want to reach out my contact information has not changed

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5 years

actually that thing i said about letting the past die might have been hasty

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