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▼ Kiel James Patrick
4 years
People: it’s only August Me: 🍁🍂🧡🎃👻👹🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🧡👻👹🦉🍁🧙🏼‍♀️🧟🧟‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️🍂🍁🍁🍁🍁☕️🍁🍁🕸🍁🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍁🕸🍁🍁🍁🍁🍂🕷🕸👻🎃🕷🎃🎃🎃🍁🍂🎃🎃🎃☕️☕️🎃🎃🎃🎃🍁🍂🍂👻🍁🎃🎃🍁🍁🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃☕️🍂🍂🍂🍁☕️🍁🍂🍂☕️☕️🍂🍂🍁🧡🕷🍁🕸🍂🍁🍂🍂🕸🕷🍂🍂
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
4 years
Fall vibe 🎃🍁🍂 #420doggface208 #FleetwoodMac
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
We all know "the chair" http://t.co/OGDmteXaWI
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
My darling Sarah, In you, I have found the love to light up this entire World a 1000 times. I love you forever.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
If girls are sugar and spice and everything nice. Then I am sarcasm and liquor and everything seersucker. http://t.co/3kH5pGIIvC
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
Dear Sarah my darling wife, today was without question the best day of my life.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
She’s not just a girl. She’s the closest evidence of God that I have found on this Earth. http://t.co/0AAfmMBpHV
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Am I the only one who still thinks the 5 looks way better? http://t.co/iwbjMn52yZ
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
North Vs. South - Choose your side. Rt for "Y'all" favorite for "You Guys". http://t.co/g8OTSmDxD3
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
6 years
Rest In Peace Kate Spade ♠️🙏🏻 A giant loss to the World of fashion and the World in general. Your fun creative spin on fashion will be missed.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
My darling Sarah, in you I have found the love to light up this entire World one thousand times. Happy anniversary.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
If not us, who? If not now, when? –John F Kennedy Happy 100th Birthday JFK 🇺🇸⚓️😎
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
@SarahKJP will you be my princess? The date has been set 👰 http://t.co/JzmBZ6zkIQ
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
Photo of Paris tonight. Hold strong 🇫🇷
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Does everyone have a pile like this? http://t.co/mj5tuZ53lC
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
14 years ago today 😊😍 http://t.co/7X0fq7r8Wa
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Looking at pictures of this baby elephants first time at the beach to cheer myself up from the 7 feet of snow outside http://t.co/VapRXeSvnZ
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
The best part about getting a new phone http://t.co/LOgkIdNoqb
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Summers over. S'mores are not. http://t.co/zXC8EQQmY4
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
It's that time of the year again 🍂🍁❄️ http://t.co/3ng1ukRbeF
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
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Just stop for a minute & look around. You aren’t as stressed as you think you are. Your life is pretty amazing and can keep getting better. Focus on the good around you and how that good can grow. Smile at tomorrow and the friends, and memories you will make. Your Life is good.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
11 years
Our parents watched man land on the moon. We get to tell our kids we witnessed selfie history being made http://t.co/GVgSI9s2VF
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
When you're the only school in the Region not listed for a snowday tomorrow http://t.co/t1LHmeI4Yw
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Things Money can't buy: 1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Ambition 5. Character 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Integrity 9. Love 10. Class
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
This is probably the coolest guy on Earth. The World Sweaterer
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
This week: Monday😩 Monday #2 😐 Monday #3 😒 Monday #4 😑 Friday😊 Saturday😎 Pre-Monday😖 Monday😰 Christmas Eve Eve🎄 Christmas Eve🎅 Christmas🎁🎆🎉🙏
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Back to school Shopping emojis 101: ⚓️- KJP 🐳- Vineyard Vines 🐊- Lacoste 🏇- Ralph Lauren 🌴- Lilly Pulitzer 🐏- Brooks Brothers ⛵️👟- Sperry
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Socks are just mini sweaters for your feet. http://t.co/6OgU0GayEG
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
I wish coffee trucks would drive around my neighborhood and play music to wake me up. Like an ice cream truck, only with good coffee 🎶☕️
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
They saw the opportunity and owned it
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Happy Birthday Darling 👸 @SarahKJP http://t.co/onxzNUxv0W
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
JFK... please come back from the dead and run for president 😰🇺🇸... we need you
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Now it all makes sense! 🎃 http://t.co/9gdwDULgZo
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
You may be badass, but you will never be Teddy Roosevelt riding a swimming moose badass. Happy Presidents Day! http://t.co/XigkapYibV
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
If not us, who? If not now, when?–John F Kennedy Happy 99th Birthday JFK 🇺🇸⚓️😎
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
To our beautiful baby boy, we are so excited to meet you, love you, and share our lives with you.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
When bae pulls up on the yacht in her new bikini http://t.co/MUpY21z8Gj
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
me: *owns 1264 unread books* me: *buys 19 new books* me: *rerereads Harry Potter*
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
If you're gonna throw a party, throw it like you're Gatsby http://t.co/kg342kWFDF
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
when I'm on the phone with my mom: me: ok me: k me: ok me: but I me: ok me: right me: ok me: bye love y.. me: ok me: ok me: k me: ok me: ok
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
Study hard and get through school kids.. so you can provide for your future dogs 🐶
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
(MUST BE FOLLOWING) RT to win one of our new "Jackie O" anchor pearl bracelets. 5 winners will be announced Sun 11pm http://t.co/4y20MeiD8Y
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
When life knocks you down, stay down, grab your laptop, grab a pillow and turn this into an opportunity to catch up on Netflix
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Marry a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
I hope manners and dressing well is the next cool trend
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
Old Talor Swift/ New Taylor Swift
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
The couples that @Jeep together Keep together 😎😊🌴🇺🇸☀️
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Summer party planning. Who wants an invite? http://t.co/63QXf3SCRc
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Call me old fashioned but prefer listening to Sinatra, Bing Crosby & the Christmas classics vs. these modern Glee Christmas renditions😾
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Here's a whaley great way to "sail"ebrate a preppy birthday http://t.co/BXNUTt776o
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
Love carried us to this here perfect moment in time, and by love we'll carry on together perfectly forever.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Tweeting from shower for the first time with my new waterproof iPhone case. 😅🚿 Loving this! Goodbye society, imma stay here. Orders Dominos
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Drink coffee and pretend you know what you're doing... and if ya mess up pretty bad... have a beer and keep going
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Thank you to all the brave heroes who have fought to keep the heart of America together. The heart of freedom. 🇺🇸 http://t.co/NoEZouUB8A
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
14 years together 😊 http://t.co/s74AiLHmUZ
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
I'm claiming 2015 as the greatest year to prosper; spiritually, academically, physically, mentally, financially, and socially.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
JFK was such a babe 😍🇺🇸
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
"Large iced coffee please" Barista: sir I would strongly suggest a hot coffee. its freezing outside *leans in really close* "I feel nothing"
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
Things Money can't buy: 1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Ambition 5. Character 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Integrity 9. Love 10. Class 11. God
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
girl scouts: hello Mister how are yo- me: thin mints. 5 boxes.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Waitress just complimented my KJP bracelet and is telling us she met him once 😳... Err.. Do I tell her??
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
I already got all I wanted for Christmas 🎄🎆 @SarahKJP forever all for me 😍👰🏼💍
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
I like making friends and trying new things
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
6 years
September-December is the best time of the year and I’m sorry but you can’t convince me otherwise. 🍂🍁🍎🥧🎃🦃🎄🎅🏼
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
DATE TIP: Open car door. Take her coat off. Put her leash on. Walk your date over to bushes oh god you are on a date with a dog ok stay cool
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Merry Christmas eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve. 🎄🎅🏽
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Autumn has returned and so has my sweater game http://t.co/ZPc3PulRth
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
11 years
The way to a girls heart often comes in blue boxes http://t.co/ckBVQamwyN
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Quit school Buy a boat Explore new places Work odd jobs Learn from books & people Make the World your college
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
Should you burn all your cargo pants A. Yes B. A C. B D. A, B, C and burn your cargo shorts while you're at it.
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Just imagine how great life would be if chocolate chip cookies made you skinny http://t.co/9ouVlk0NkO
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
There are 7.3 billion people on earth and you're gonna let just one of them get you all bent out of shape?? Move on
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
The most dangerous game is resting your eyes for "just one more minute" after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
5 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday 🎉 2. Today is Monday 3. Today is not Christmas 🎅🎄 4. Today is not my Birthday 🎁 5. Today is Monday
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
Alrighty! We're ready for 🎃ctober!
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
If American history was a Harry Potter movie, we'd be at about this part right now ☹️⚡️
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
11 years
@SarahKJP will you be my Princess? http://t.co/xg4oPXpJeO
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Justin Bieber nails his best performance ever during tonights halftime and the fans love him more than ever http://t.co/GK4iEfPk3I
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
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🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄ONLY 65 DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS EVE! 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🌲🎄🎄🎄🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
When bae says the house feels a bit chilly http://t.co/YfVQpxaGn1
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
Just stumbled on my Dad watching @hallmarkchannel Christmas movies. He left the room and I found this list in front of him 😳 the guys been rating them from best to worst (A-F) since 2015! God bless his cheesy Christmas movie loving heart
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
What @SarahKJP thought on our 1st 4 dates 1. Nice plaid shirt! 2. Wow. 2nd nice plaid shirt 😊 3. Plaid shirt 😐 4. He only wears plaid shirts
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Disney movies, pizza and champagne Friday night marathon. I love married life 😘👍🏻👹👰🏻
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
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Get off your phone & connect with friends in real life. Have a game night, cook food, take a road trip, go camping, sit around & just talk. Take time to find out how the people around you are doing & offer advice on how everyday can be better. We all need help. We all need love
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Retweet to win one of these new KJP Summer anchor knot bracelets. Must be following @KJP to win. Ends tomorrow night http://t.co/ef3aoVyqlT
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Honey, how's my bowtie?? http://t.co/LlJyi801uW
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Natalie Portman to play Jackie 😳😳😳😍👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻. Yes yes yes I approve
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
WCW every Wednesday since 1999 http://t.co/uUGJ4DX4mW
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
8 years
Vickers just watched the new trailer to @GilmoreGirls and is legit crying 😳
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
11 years
Dress like JFK, Speak like Hemmingway, work like Ralph Lauren and Party Like Gatsby http://t.co/VdkAWtznmh
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
Whale men wear pink. http://t.co/LHbCtkc43p
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
11 years
A whaley bad photobombed selfie. http://t.co/4SfZKLjW8r
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
7 years
Grandma: do you want a blueberry muffin? Me: no thanks Grams! Grandma: here is your blueberry muffin
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
11 years
That time @LillyPulitzer herself complimented my bow tie with a kiss 😊 #TBT http://t.co/5VjT1xLbAt
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
10 years
🎁 @SarahKJP , ou are the angel atop my Christmas tree. You are my dream come true. Happy Birthday darling. 👸🎉🎂 http://t.co/AvXhsvaWfH
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
9 years
I take the most wonderful time of the year pretty seriously... 🎃🍗🎅
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▼ Kiel James Patrick
2 years
@AmberCadabra And I only had a skeleton crew to help me ☠️⚠️
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